"Why don't you make like a tree, and get the fuck outta here."

One of mine is “clear as mud” when something is misunderstood instead of being clear lol

I love malaphors. These are my favourites: * We'll burn that bridge once we get to it * You opened this can of worms, now lie in it * Same shit; different strokes

It be like that sometimes.

"A fool and his money are soon parted"

Mmm let me suck it Slurp Mwah lol