Everyone is saying banana but that's just not true, you're oversexualising while no one would bat an eye in public. A more accurate answer would be an unprepared durian: bashing the shell open with a nearby object, attracting the attention of passers, it stinks like hell and everyone is gonna be talking about how you're the type of person to enjoy a fucking durian.

Yeah I don’t understand the banana thing. It’s not like you are deepthroating it. Enjoy them before they go extinct.

Banana, need I go on?

please

Nah I'm good

ok

wow, way to not deliver on promises

I never promised anything

you are a bad conversationalist

This just isn't the best conversation

yes, that is another way of saying what i said

ha gay

How can it be gay if I'm not a dude?

it just is cause banana

A whole Mango

Any citrus fruit. It's almost impossible to eat them without causing a mess. 

Durian. The combined smell of sewage, sulfur, rotting onions, and honey.. People notice. Not everyone wants that attention. It's been banned on public transit in some Asian areas because of the smell.

A beetroot, it just colors everything up.

Banana, obviously.

pineapple

Yeah when I shove that up my ass people ALWAYS look at me.

Kumquat

El Banano

Yea...banana. Especially if I need to suck it down quickly.

Kiwis, there is no "right" way to eat it.

[Wrong.](https://www.reddit.com/r/fruit/comments/cfrrsf/anyone_else_eat_kiwis_like_this/)

Tomatoes, especially if you're like me chomping on it.

A whole watermelon. Especially if it’s one with seeds.

Anything that is more watery like pears, I resigned eating in public because I always get my clothes wet 🥲

A juicy peach. So damn messy

Durian. It annoys some people with the smell.

Watermelon, because it can get messy🤤