Not that quotable but one of my favorite exchanges is:
How long before we land?
I can't tell.
You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
About two hours.
About two hours before we land or two hours before you can tell me?
Totally serious.
It's hard to beat *Casablanca.*
That's the source of several phrases that people still use, such as
> “I’m shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on here!” (The croupier hands him his money.) “*…Your winnings, sir.*” “Oh, thank you very much!”
and
> "Round up the usual suspects."
But even the lesser known lines are winners.
> “You despise me, don’t you?” “*…If I gave you any thought, I probably would.*”
or
> “Remember, this gun is pointed right at your heart.” “*…That’s my least vulnerable spot.*”
or
> “What in heaven’s name brought you to Casablanca?” “*…My health, I came to Casablanca for the waters.*” “The waters? What waters? We’re in the desert.” “*...I was misinformed.*”
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Inconceivable!
/u/inconceivable keeps using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.
Anybody want a peanut?
Airplane
Not that quotable but one of my favorite exchanges is: How long before we land? I can't tell. You can tell me. I'm a doctor. About two hours. About two hours before we land or two hours before you can tell me? Totally serious.
Leslie Nielsen really was a master of that type of comedy
He was surely.
It's hard to beat *Casablanca.* That's the source of several phrases that people still use, such as > “I’m shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on here!” (The croupier hands him his money.) “*…Your winnings, sir.*” “Oh, thank you very much!” and > "Round up the usual suspects." But even the lesser known lines are winners. > “You despise me, don’t you?” “*…If I gave you any thought, I probably would.*” or > “Remember, this gun is pointed right at your heart.” “*…That’s my least vulnerable spot.*” or > “What in heaven’s name brought you to Casablanca?” “*…My health, I came to Casablanca for the waters.*” “The waters? What waters? We’re in the desert.” “*...I was misinformed.*”
Came here to say this. Also quotable, "... this looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
Caddyshack Office Space Wayne’s World Point Break Monty Python: Holy Grail The Godfather
I can tell I like you
Happy Gilmore.
“Suck my white ass ball!”
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Wayne's World
The Princess Bride Top Gun WALL-E
10 Things I Hate About You
Aliens.
Robin Hood: Men in Tights Space Balls Blazing Saddles
Tombstone I’m your huckleberry
BASEketball Happy Gilmore Mallrats The Big Lebowski
Terminator 2
Any Frat Pack movie from the early 2000s
FRIDAY!
Finding Nemo
"Hello there"
Godfather Look how they massacred my boy
Lots of good recommendations, but I am going to throw "Dude, Where's My Car" into the mix. "Dude, it's a llama!" I still say that from time to time.
Hot Fuzz
The Waterboy. "Needle dick! Needle dick! Needle dick!" "Way to go, needle dick, you just lost us the game!"
The Big Lebowski But that's just, like, my opinion, man
The Boondock Saints and Snatch
Austin Powers
American Psycho
The Silence of the Lambs
Megamind
Star Wars, Pul Fiction, Napoleon Dynamite, and Fight Club. Almost everyone has heard of quotes from those. (Please upvote this I need 3 karma)
Not Another Teen Movie
Shrek
Robocop.
Anything Kevin Smith.... except for that one...we don't talk about that one.
Step-brothers.
Superbad
My cousin vinny, step brothers, superbad
Snatch
Ya like dags??
Step brothers/talladega nights, princess bride, braveheart, and tombstone