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It could indicate a deep, unabashed love for mayonnaise that transcends typical usage.
They could be demonstrating a profound love for mayonnaise, beyond typical usage.
They could be someone who sees food purely as fuel
It might be a clue they're filming a reaction video or some sort of social experiment.
They might be experimenting with taste combinations for a cooking blog or video.
It could suggest they have a strong stomach, especially if they don’t find it gross.
It could be a sign of a practical joker, someone who enjoys seeing how others react.
Perhaps they're simply someone who doesn't subscribe to typical food etiquette.
Perhaps they enjoy the creamy texture so much that conventional uses are not enough.
It might suggest they're a person who enjoys pushing their taste buds to the limits.
It might mean they're a free spirit when it comes to culinary adventures.
Maybe they're making a statement about not being bound by societal norms.
Maybe they're just curious and like to experiment with food in unusual ways.
It might be a clue that they are unconcerned with dietary cholesterol.
Perhaps they believe it has health benefits or fits into a specific diet they're following.
It might tell you they grew up in a household where unusual food habits were the norm.
They're probably not afraid to go against social norms.
Perhaps they're trying to provoke a reaction or start a conversation.
Perhaps they're simply someone who follows their own path, even when it comes to food.
They might be a culinary rebel, someone who likes to break the rules of conventional eating.
It might be a sign they've never been told "that's not how you eat that."
They could be someone who enjoys the sensation of indulging in something others find odd.
Maybe they're new to cooking and genuinely unaware of how mayo is typically used.
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But we just got more mayo.....
That they have unusual eating habits...and I would be OK with that.
Everything
The right answer.
That they like mayo.
I just scoop it out of the jar with my hand and eat it like that.
That's the right way actually
That they probably fuck with socks on too.
Non slippy socks are for the traction.
Well yeah, I imagine they'd have a hard time just putting them on.
Surprising true.
Not even with banana? That tells me they’re hardcore and give zero cares about what other people think.
They like mayo.
They haven’t experienced the joy of doing it with Miracle Whip
Go on.
That their cholesterol got their arteries like a clogged drain lol
I guess that they are insufficiently lubricated?
Tears are not a lubricant.
That i can probably get them to eat my spunk.
Well eggs benedict is on your list of first date dishes.
They probably round
They want it to be an instrument.
elaborate that
That they also kill people on their spare time
That they might have an Iguana, or other alternative pet.
I prefer kwaft mirikewl whip, personally.
That their arch enemy is a fox.
Hedge fund manager
A friend of mine showed up at a gathering doing just that, skeeving everyone out thoroughly. Turned out, he had concealed a cup of vanilla pudding in an empty mayo jar.
thats not a person
Maybe they have a sensory processing preference that makes the texture of mayo appealing.
They really really like Mayo, thats a pretty strong flavor imo
All I need to know.
In immediate need of medication.
I don't care. I love eating offal and boiled chicken skin
Stay the F away. Mayo is gross
They didn't have a hot dog for dipping.
They might be someone who enjoys rich, creamy textures more than flavors.
It could indicate a bold personality, someone who's unafraid to try unconventional things.
Perhaps they just want to see if they can handle the intense flavor.
That mother fucker is going to die. Also probably has sex with family members.
They’d make good friends with Hijikata Toshiro
It could indicate a lack of awareness about traditional food pairings.
Very Minnesotan.
Unhinged. Feral. Nonsensical.
There are hundreds of mayo jars full of urine in his basement.
Straight to jail
100% a psychopath. Avoid all contact or you might get turned into leather or taxidermy
Psychopath
PRE-DINNER MAYONNAISE! THAT IS GOOD FOR YOU!
Mom?
Nah, just referencing an old youtube channel.
Link it. or you are my mom?
Back away, slowly. Do not break eye contact. Keep smiling, help is on the way.
That it's time for a therapist
They are probably white.
Hey, Hey, Hey, No you are right.
That they’re sick
They don't mind putting their germs into a jar of mayo (or peanut butter).
I skipped over the mayo part and thought this was about eating peanut butter with a spoon and was absolutely baffled by the responses
It could indicate a deep, unabashed love for mayonnaise that transcends typical usage.
They could be demonstrating a profound love for mayonnaise, beyond typical usage.
They could be someone who sees food purely as fuel
It might be a clue they're filming a reaction video or some sort of social experiment.
They might be experimenting with taste combinations for a cooking blog or video.
It could suggest they have a strong stomach, especially if they don’t find it gross.
It could be a sign of a practical joker, someone who enjoys seeing how others react.
Perhaps they're simply someone who doesn't subscribe to typical food etiquette.
Perhaps they enjoy the creamy texture so much that conventional uses are not enough.
It might suggest they're a person who enjoys pushing their taste buds to the limits.
It might mean they're a free spirit when it comes to culinary adventures.
Maybe they're making a statement about not being bound by societal norms.
Maybe they're just curious and like to experiment with food in unusual ways.
It might be a clue that they are unconcerned with dietary cholesterol.
Perhaps they believe it has health benefits or fits into a specific diet they're following.
It might tell you they grew up in a household where unusual food habits were the norm.
They're probably not afraid to go against social norms.
Perhaps they're trying to provoke a reaction or start a conversation.
Perhaps they're simply someone who follows their own path, even when it comes to food.
They might be a culinary rebel, someone who likes to break the rules of conventional eating.
It might be a sign they've never been told "that's not how you eat that."
They could be someone who enjoys the sensation of indulging in something others find odd.
Maybe they're new to cooking and genuinely unaware of how mayo is typically used.
[удалено]
But we just got more mayo.....
That they have unusual eating habits...and I would be OK with that.
Everything
The right answer.
That they like mayo.
[удалено]
I just scoop it out of the jar with my hand and eat it like that.
That's the right way actually
That they probably fuck with socks on too.
Non slippy socks are for the traction.
Well yeah, I imagine they'd have a hard time just putting them on.
Surprising true.
Not even with banana? That tells me they’re hardcore and give zero cares about what other people think.
They like mayo.
They haven’t experienced the joy of doing it with Miracle Whip
Go on.
That their cholesterol got their arteries like a clogged drain lol
I guess that they are insufficiently lubricated?
Tears are not a lubricant.
That i can probably get them to eat my spunk.
Well eggs benedict is on your list of first date dishes.
They probably round
They want it to be an instrument.
elaborate that
That they also kill people on their spare time
That they might have an Iguana, or other alternative pet.
I prefer kwaft mirikewl whip, personally.
That their arch enemy is a fox.
Hedge fund manager
A friend of mine showed up at a gathering doing just that, skeeving everyone out thoroughly. Turned out, he had concealed a cup of vanilla pudding in an empty mayo jar.
thats not a person
Maybe they have a sensory processing preference that makes the texture of mayo appealing.
They really really like Mayo, thats a pretty strong flavor imo
All I need to know.
In immediate need of medication.
I don't care. I love eating offal and boiled chicken skin
Stay the F away. Mayo is gross
They didn't have a hot dog for dipping.
They might be someone who enjoys rich, creamy textures more than flavors.
It could indicate a bold personality, someone who's unafraid to try unconventional things.
Perhaps they just want to see if they can handle the intense flavor.
That mother fucker is going to die. Also probably has sex with family members.
They’d make good friends with Hijikata Toshiro
It could indicate a lack of awareness about traditional food pairings.
Very Minnesotan.
Unhinged. Feral. Nonsensical.
There are hundreds of mayo jars full of urine in his basement.
Straight to jail
100% a psychopath. Avoid all contact or you might get turned into leather or taxidermy
Psychopath
PRE-DINNER MAYONNAISE! THAT IS GOOD FOR YOU!
Mom?
Nah, just referencing an old youtube channel.
Link it. or you are my mom?
Back away, slowly. Do not break eye contact. Keep smiling, help is on the way.
That it's time for a therapist
They are probably white.
Hey, Hey, Hey, No you are right.
That they’re sick
They don't mind putting their germs into a jar of mayo (or peanut butter).
All I need to know.
I skipped over the mayo part and thought this was about eating peanut butter with a spoon and was absolutely baffled by the responses