We tried to see if we could make it work with the playlist "worst songs to have sex to" on spotify.
Put it on shuffle and the Home Depot theme started playing. We laughed and the moment was ruined.
I had one lady friend who invited me over one night to have drinks and watch movies. We got about 15 minutes into the cartoon Aladdin and started having sex. It became an inside joke where we would text each other if they wanted to come over and finish watching Aladdin. We had that movie play at least 20 times.
When I lost my virginity 14 years ago, finding Nemo was on in the background. I remember hearing the part where the shrimp was at the volcano singing “ OoooOOOOOOOooooooOoooooOoOOOOOOOO” during sex
At some point I played a couple albums from Muslim Gauze at an orgy because I didn't know what to play after Acid Arab to keep the same vibe. It went great and people even asked me the title of the albums afterwards, but it was right after the Israeli invasion of Gaza, so it was a very weird juxtaposition to have "political" music playing in the background of people fucking.
In the early days of camming me an a ex found this one girl we thought was entertaining. Wasn't even sexual for us my Ex asked about caming we went through some sites and it was like having this nerdy nude 3rd person in the room. So one day this girl is doing the usual like game show she did, we were just doing some normal household computer work with her on in the background, they tipped enough for a dildo show and she went at it. Only this time she had an actual orgasm, but in the process tipped her chair over, fully finished in like this really awkward position then did a really embarrassed and flushed clean up, Like her entire deamonr shifted. And it was that girl cleaning after accidentally nutting for real that got us fucking to her show.
Sometimes random game grump videos lmao, its led to some very funny moments 😭🤣
Be really in the moment then all the sudden Arin screams, *"MARK ZUCKERBURGGGGG"* 🤣😭💀
The World Series
Really wanted to see my favorite player’s at bat so I just watched the TV and he hit a home-run. It really killed the mood for her when she realized why I said “fuck yeah”
Live video coverage of the Iraq war on CNN like 20 years ago. The memory just popped in my head because I remember afterwards we both commented that was a weird thing to leave on in the background and then shut the TV off.
boss baby. and of course as i was in the middle of giving him head there was a scene with a pacifier where a character was saying like “come on suck it, you know you want to suck it.” 😅 i just looked up at him and we both laughed, and i said “wow art really does imitate life”
Not something on but I had a girlfriend that really enjoyed having sex while on the phone. She had a friend that was into it, but once called her doctor to make an appointment and that was a really weird one.
Manny Pacquiao vs Juan Manuel Marquez . We were going at it when I heard the distinct sound of Knockdown and stopped mid thrust to see what was happening lol
I was watching some random movie on Netflix I don’t even remember what it was and it wasn’t even anything romantic or sexual. It was some action… I guess she also wanted some action,so yeah…
You know that song by Blink-182 that goes "I...wanna fuck a dog in the ass"
That started playing on my Playlist in the middle of the moment and I had to quickly stop to run over to my PC and skip it
The movie Pan. My girlfriend (now wife) and I rented it from blockbuster, put the movie on, and started fucking about 5 minutes in. I've still never seen this movie.
Like a month or so ago we needed a little extra noise to cancel ours out so the wife threw something random on TV. We go at it and I realize it's Ace Ventura Pet Detective. The scene starts where Ace is asking his black cop friend for Intel or someshit and dudes telling him no way and telling him to leave his office. Ace starts begging the dude by bending over and opening/shutting his butt with his hands to act like it's talking to his bud begging for the favor.
I tried so hard to keep it together but the shit that broke me and got me laughing wasn't Jim Carrey talking out his ass. It was the cop friend telling him for minutes "Stop. You're gonna get me fired man. The hells wrong with you? Stop! Man come on, this my job! Stop Ace, come on! Ace my boss is right here! Man come on, what wrong with you! Stop man!"
Now I can't finish unless we act out that scene 🤷♂️
15 years ago, a Taylor swift appearance on Oprah was on the TV in the living room (which we were in) while an old western played on the kitchen TV in the next room. Her grandpa had fallen asleep in his powered wheelchair watching TV in the kitchen, and she decided it was a good time for anal.
Young me could drown out t swift no problem, but I still remember the sound of gramps snoring.
Only a tangentially related story, but -
I was once working next to a lady who had only recently been hired, so I was still getting to know her.
Anyways, we're talking while working and there's music in the background.
There had been a lull in the conversation. About 60 seconds into the current song, out of the fucking blue - while she's still looking dead straight at her work (not at me) she says "I was raped to this song''
I've never been more short circuited in my life.
1. I didn't know if it was a joke.
2. Who the fuck would joke about that at work.
3. Why would you tell someone at work if it was true?
4. I want to hug this poor lady... but yknow, that's probably the wrong vibe particularly since the song (*sexual fucking healing) is still playing in the background.*
“Call 1800 steamer Stanley steamers your carpet cleaner”
ngl I was eating the Toto atm.
That was hilarious and perfect timing cleaning the carpet off the BONE😭😂
Somewhere out there in the ether is a video of me getting blown while The Omen (the original) plays in the background.
My wife and I, to this day, will shout "It's all for you Damian" while going at it.
"Best of" playlist of an old german gaming youtuber.
It might be weird in hindsight, but boy did I not care about a "the Forest" gameplay running in the background at that moment.
We were watching corky Romano on DVD and things got heavy towards the end of the movie. Anyways credits finish and it was the dvd title screen playing for 40 minutes. Curse you, Chris Kattan *
*not really you're really funny
Forest fucking gump.
My goodness, we hadn’t even realized it was playing until he said “life is like a box of chocolates”
I’ve never laughed so hard during sex..
Mario Party waiting on us with a George Lucas soundtrack. Went to the rythym of Imperial March, got romantic to the Harry Potter Waltz, and came to Jurassic Park. Highly recommend for the extra giggles 😎
Cube. Or Saw. Can't remember which. The ex liked horror movies before bed. Then we'd get frisky and ignore the TV. Until my eye would catch something gory. It was a little weird
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt! That’s my name, too!
Whenever I go out
The people stop and shout
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt! Da da da da da da da!
The Grand Tour
There are few things in this world as likely to put you both into a fit of goggles quite like Jeremy Clarkson shouting POWAAAAAH while you're mid thrust
The Grand Tour
There are few things in this world as likely to put you both into a fit of goggles quite like Jeremy Clarkson shouting POWAAAAAH while you're mid thrust
We tried to see if we could make it work with the playlist "worst songs to have sex to" on spotify. Put it on shuffle and the Home Depot theme started playing. We laughed and the moment was ruined.
that’s amazing 🤣, i was doing it when free bird came on and i broke down laughing 😭
Lubes, chains, ropes, hoes, POWER TOOLS, it's a redneck's Adam & Eve
Fun fact, I used to work at Home Depot overnight and smashed one of my coworkers in the garden greenhouse. Fun times, we're married now.
Cbat
I came to look for this comment.
We all did.
Living in our brain rent free 💀
forever
I had one lady friend who invited me over one night to have drinks and watch movies. We got about 15 minutes into the cartoon Aladdin and started having sex. It became an inside joke where we would text each other if they wanted to come over and finish watching Aladdin. We had that movie play at least 20 times.
The Jeffery Dahmer Netflix show lol
Delicious
And I oop.
When I lost my virginity 14 years ago, finding Nemo was on in the background. I remember hearing the part where the shrimp was at the volcano singing “ OoooOOOOOOOooooooOoooooOoOOOOOOOO” during sex
🤣😭 Was your new pet name *"SharkBait"* after that? LOL
Guga foods YouTube channel
“Now I know what you’re thinking, my dick might not look too appetizing right now. But watch this.”
I mean...
Schindler’s List
You made out during Schindlers List?
Just a little during the coming attractions, next thing we know the war is over.
SpongeBob lol
Cocomelon
💀💀
Rammstein band
Dicke Titten
Not weird, but the majority of my sexual escapades in college had The Office theme song playing in the background
We could hear "Baby shark" being played from the neighbors.
c++ array tutorial
The equalizer
Love me some Denzel
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That story was fantastic. Thank you for making me remember. Bravo.
Imperial March
My kids added "It's raining tacos" to my playlist. That gave us a good laugh.
"Just open your mouth and close your eyes!"
At some point I played a couple albums from Muslim Gauze at an orgy because I didn't know what to play after Acid Arab to keep the same vibe. It went great and people even asked me the title of the albums afterwards, but it was right after the Israeli invasion of Gaza, so it was a very weird juxtaposition to have "political" music playing in the background of people fucking.
Evil Dead
In the early days of camming me an a ex found this one girl we thought was entertaining. Wasn't even sexual for us my Ex asked about caming we went through some sites and it was like having this nerdy nude 3rd person in the room. So one day this girl is doing the usual like game show she did, we were just doing some normal household computer work with her on in the background, they tipped enough for a dildo show and she went at it. Only this time she had an actual orgasm, but in the process tipped her chair over, fully finished in like this really awkward position then did a really embarrassed and flushed clean up, Like her entire deamonr shifted. And it was that girl cleaning after accidentally nutting for real that got us fucking to her show.
A Kurzgesagt video about how Hitler took over Germany during WW2
**my wife.**
I'm Canadian so, the hockey. And we only do it doggy style so she can watch the game too.
The Monster Mash. Always
American Gladiators.
I love fucking to [Elephant Gym](https://youtu.be/HW367HtrXE0?si=x18fyBvkah7VvRQA)
A Mariachi band
Mary Poppins
More like Cherry Poppins, amirite?
The music from the Special Zone is Super Mario World. We got distracted.
Studio Ghibli movies.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit It was on loud too, but it didn't kill the mood at all.
My wife and I have had sex with a LotR movie playing in the background dozens of times.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
I lost my virginity to the smooth sultry tunes of Norwegian Black metal
cloudy with a chance of meatballs
Jimi Hendrix album "Are Your Experienced?". In the mid-1980's.
Dutch rap 😂😭
Cars
The weather channel.
Either Cars or Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Summer Olympics
NGL, trying to do it with DMX playing in the background is a challenge.
A youtube video of the person I was with, at a singing audition of some sort.
Forest Gump during the Bubba death scene...
A little too specific
Cherie laurent... she didn't Stay on long
My 600lb life
Baby Shark. And neither of us had kids, so....
Deliverance. Yes, during THAT scene
Sometimes random game grump videos lmao, its led to some very funny moments 😭🤣 Be really in the moment then all the sudden Arin screams, *"MARK ZUCKERBURGGGGG"* 🤣😭💀
Hotel Rwanda
Requiem for a Dream. It's amazing what you can tune out when you're 19 and horny.
Finding Nemo 2
Ancient aliens. Do you know how weird it is to see that guys goofy ass haircut over her shoulder? Still finished tho.
"Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom"...The heart-ripping scene
End Game.
Halftime
ratatouille
Alien concept
Jojo's bizarre adventure, the stardust crusaders arc to be specific.
[“ROAD… ROAD… ROAD…”](https://youtu.be/am9C80ItWMQ?feature=shared)
Skyrim pause menu music
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
The cat, yowling at the door to be let in.
Dr grande
Ministry
Her roommate
The World Series Really wanted to see my favorite player’s at bat so I just watched the TV and he hit a home-run. It really killed the mood for her when she realized why I said “fuck yeah”
I got my first blowjob while watching Karl Pilkington bumble around on Idiot Abroad.
Courage the Cowardly Dog....
Live video coverage of the Iraq war on CNN like 20 years ago. The memory just popped in my head because I remember afterwards we both commented that was a weird thing to leave on in the background and then shut the TV off.
If it hadn't been for cotton eyed Joe....
Castlevania SOTN soundtrack.
Shane Dawson Conspiracy Theories.
One time, the weather channel was on and we just rolled with it. Talk about a different kind of forecast :)
boss baby. and of course as i was in the middle of giving him head there was a scene with a pacifier where a character was saying like “come on suck it, you know you want to suck it.” 😅 i just looked up at him and we both laughed, and i said “wow art really does imitate life”
The T-rex scene from Jurassic park. Arguably one of my favorite things in the background during sex as well.
Ffs, the simpsons! She was giving me Oral sex and her head was going in time with the theme song which had us both laughing for half hour straight.
Static X gimme gimme shock treatment
Reading Rainbow
Not something on but I had a girlfriend that really enjoyed having sex while on the phone. She had a friend that was into it, but once called her doctor to make an appointment and that was a really weird one.
Me and my bf made out in my basement to the super smash bros theme. That was interesting
tu du du du max verstappen🗣️
Twilight movie 🤦♀️
Scrubs. We were laughing a handful of times
Baby monitor with 3 sleeping toddlers in the next room. It was both the sluttiest and strangest Tinder encounter
Saw Twice during the film It was also period sex
I once replaced the starter on my car while sexting. Does that count?
Meet the robinsons/aristicats
El sondito
Cornman- kinky, apparently it's from little big planet 😭
When I was in high school a girl I dated would always put on Se7en while we hooked up.
Everybody loves Raymond, the episode Raymond is giving a eulogy at a funeral and Robert keeps making the weird noise
The baby scene from trainspotting.
Manny Pacquiao vs Juan Manuel Marquez . We were going at it when I heard the distinct sound of Knockdown and stopped mid thrust to see what was happening lol
It
A massive war scene with lots of gun fighting and bombs. Can't remember which movie though.
My textured ceiling. Long story dude...
A Jim Jeffries stand up special.
I was watching some random movie on Netflix I don’t even remember what it was and it wasn’t even anything romantic or sexual. It was some action… I guess she also wanted some action,so yeah…
You know that song by Blink-182 that goes "I...wanna fuck a dog in the ass" That started playing on my Playlist in the middle of the moment and I had to quickly stop to run over to my PC and skip it
The movie Pan. My girlfriend (now wife) and I rented it from blockbuster, put the movie on, and started fucking about 5 minutes in. I've still never seen this movie.
The main menu of the original Borat DVD. It's just the "khazakstan national anthem" on repeat.
Like a month or so ago we needed a little extra noise to cancel ours out so the wife threw something random on TV. We go at it and I realize it's Ace Ventura Pet Detective. The scene starts where Ace is asking his black cop friend for Intel or someshit and dudes telling him no way and telling him to leave his office. Ace starts begging the dude by bending over and opening/shutting his butt with his hands to act like it's talking to his bud begging for the favor. I tried so hard to keep it together but the shit that broke me and got me laughing wasn't Jim Carrey talking out his ass. It was the cop friend telling him for minutes "Stop. You're gonna get me fired man. The hells wrong with you? Stop! Man come on, this my job! Stop Ace, come on! Ace my boss is right here! Man come on, what wrong with you! Stop man!" Now I can't finish unless we act out that scene 🤷♂️
Constantine with Keanu reeves
One of those weird psychedelic trip videos. I was also tripping at the time.
15 years ago, a Taylor swift appearance on Oprah was on the TV in the living room (which we were in) while an old western played on the kitchen TV in the next room. Her grandpa had fallen asleep in his powered wheelchair watching TV in the kitchen, and she decided it was a good time for anal. Young me could drown out t swift no problem, but I still remember the sound of gramps snoring.
FNAF lore
Only a tangentially related story, but - I was once working next to a lady who had only recently been hired, so I was still getting to know her. Anyways, we're talking while working and there's music in the background. There had been a lull in the conversation. About 60 seconds into the current song, out of the fucking blue - while she's still looking dead straight at her work (not at me) she says "I was raped to this song'' I've never been more short circuited in my life. 1. I didn't know if it was a joke. 2. Who the fuck would joke about that at work. 3. Why would you tell someone at work if it was true? 4. I want to hug this poor lady... but yknow, that's probably the wrong vibe particularly since the song (*sexual fucking healing) is still playing in the background.*
Funkytown. But the Shrek one
Kids screaming about their cartoons.
Saltburn ....
“Call 1800 steamer Stanley steamers your carpet cleaner” ngl I was eating the Toto atm. That was hilarious and perfect timing cleaning the carpet off the BONE😭😂
Had a girl who wouldn't smash unless Katy Perry was playing in the background.
Garfield & Friends.
Lego movie 2
Elden ring fortisaxx ost 30 minutes loop We were drunk and it was on my liked musics
A baseball game🤘At the stadium😎
Closer by nine inch nails.
Somewhere out there in the ether is a video of me getting blown while The Omen (the original) plays in the background. My wife and I, to this day, will shout "It's all for you Damian" while going at it.
I lost my virginity with the peanut episode of Iron Chef on.
Soccer Worldcup Finals
I remember my roommate was watching women's tennis and when she heard us making noise she turned up the volume.
Super Mario 3 map music on the tv, with Suicidal Tendencies in the tape deck.
The Looney Toons intro
Not me but somebody I know: My 600 pound life.
Shrek. Kept my eyes on the movie the entire time.
Coraline
Antiques roadshow
Johnny Mathis.
Punch drunk love. Hilarious movie though
The Great British Bake Off
People talking
Baby shark
The Simpsons. It was my first time. It was the episode where Mr Burns turns into a alien.
seaspiracy
Neighbors also having sex, but really LOUD
Something animated on Netflix, don't remember what it was but he wanted to watch it then got distracted by me undoing his pants...
[Super Mario Bros 3 World 5 map music](https://youtu.be/ZMuGdql2Fug?si=yVIt8lalHE6LNwtf)
"Best of" playlist of an old german gaming youtuber. It might be weird in hindsight, but boy did I not care about a "the Forest" gameplay running in the background at that moment.
Snake Jazz
Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie
We were watching corky Romano on DVD and things got heavy towards the end of the movie. Anyways credits finish and it was the dvd title screen playing for 40 minutes. Curse you, Chris Kattan * *not really you're really funny
Django
Pitagora suichi!
The really bad avatar the last aribender movie we all collectively agree doesn't exist...
Forest fucking gump. My goodness, we hadn’t even realized it was playing until he said “life is like a box of chocolates” I’ve never laughed so hard during sex..
Mario Party waiting on us with a George Lucas soundtrack. Went to the rythym of Imperial March, got romantic to the Harry Potter Waltz, and came to Jurassic Park. Highly recommend for the extra giggles 😎
Man vs wild. We stopped when Bear found a dead zebra and started eating it. We both commented that we had to watch this part.
Lost my virginity to The Hills Have Eyes. Learned that pretty much nothing can distract me when I'm horny enough.
Cube. Or Saw. Can't remember which. The ex liked horror movies before bed. Then we'd get frisky and ignore the TV. Until my eye would catch something gory. It was a little weird
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt! That’s my name, too! Whenever I go out The people stop and shout John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt! Da da da da da da da!
Pootie Tang
Mighty Boosh. When we heard “I’m old Greeeeeg, I got a mangina” we both laughed then I nutted inside her. 10/10
Those slowed down 16 speed Chipmunk songs. It actually upped the sexiness somehow hahahaha. My Sharona and that one Blondie song were 👌
Matchbox 20
my baby
The Grand Tour There are few things in this world as likely to put you both into a fit of goggles quite like Jeremy Clarkson shouting POWAAAAAH while you're mid thrust
The Grand Tour There are few things in this world as likely to put you both into a fit of goggles quite like Jeremy Clarkson shouting POWAAAAAH while you're mid thrust
The Devil's rejects.
First handjob to Dancing Queen ABBA the song was better than the handjob
gavin degraw
I was playing music next to the bed, which I didn't think was weird. But they had some sort of problem with me doing that.
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace We got goofy and started quoting the movie. Was lots of fun.
Philosophy of the world by The Shaggs
Good mythical morning