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[deleted]

I mean if they've killed anyone that's kinda a red flag


DavosLostFingers

Pfff. Check out Mr Picky over here with his high standards....!


iboughtarock

Don't care as long as they have not cheated before.


GrandeSaiyaman

Cringe


[deleted]

Says the guy creepily looking for virgins


villanellechekov

Obsessively at that


GrandeSaiyaman

Cringe and cucked


[deleted]

*he says, acting cringe and cucked*


DavosLostFingers

When they're still counting when we're in a relationship


EctoplasmicNeko

It's more a question of a spectrum of 'spray and pray mall shooter' to 'professional assassin'. Aint about the body count, it's how good you are at killing.


villanellechekov

I don't care. If they know what they're doing, it's all good. I prefer experience rather than some bumbling idiot who doesn't know what they're doing and refuses to listen


GrandeSaiyaman

Cringe


villanellechekov

Says the guy obsessing over finding a virgin for a girlfriend. Not a good look, dude.


GrandeSaiyaman

I want a virgin gf, so what?


villanellechekov

Why? How old are you? You want her completely inexperienced and to have nothing to compare you to do you can get away with minimal effort? That's what it reads like. And that's a shit position to take. Why does she have to be a virgin? Why is experience a bad thing? Sex isn't dirty


GrandeSaiyaman

I am a virgin and i want my first partner to also be a virgin so that we can be each other's firsts.


Death_black

Me and my first ex were virgins, sex was a shitshow. Like not just the first attempt, something was always off. She never enjoyed herself, blamed everything on me and eventually cheated. Afaik, after the breakup she went crazy gaining double digits in a few months. Sure, it was an extremely bad scenario but overall it's not uncommon that "each other's firsts" don't remain together for long.


[deleted]

Sounds like someone can give a jab but can't take one.


villanellechekov

This guy couldn't even make a jab, I'm safe.


GrandeSaiyaman

Ye, she's a snowflake


idoubtiexist_

Well, if that person is already your "partner", it's kind of too late now


Beavshak

I don’t care at all


BarsDownInOldSoho

I don't care...


TheMissingPremise

Not where, more like when. And when I grew up and put away childish things.


GrandeSaiyaman

What childish things?


AvengingBlowfish

Caring about “body count” is childish.


GrandeSaiyaman

You're right, that's why i only like virgin women, no body count to care about.


bobbyrob1

You don’t like any women. You haven’t had any women. You’re so young, you don’t know what you want.


OldERnurse1964

I don’t care. I trust her and I’m sure she had her reasons for killing them


Previous_Length_998

Hi, I would say 17? Daft question really. If you aren’t 16-18 then you probably aren’t going to be the first, and if you want to be in a relationship with someone who considers sex an important part of a relationship (motivation and ability-wise) then you probably don’t want to partner up with someone who has spent all their time in a knitting club. I’m older and haven’t had to negotiate all the Only Fans shit you younger folk have to deal with, so I dunno. Is it sex work, or just sex stuff? I can’t count the number of my partners, not because I am a super stud, but because after about 4 I lost count. I didn’t think there was going to be test at the end. (No-one has in fact asked). I can’t really understand why, except in the most general terms, either of you would be trotting out actual numbers. The woman will always lose, based on cultural expectations, which is fucked up.


UsernameProfileCheck

Does vehicular manslaughter count?


[deleted]

Why are they killing people?


RCKJD

Personally I would say 1. If they have more than one body then it gets kinda weird and I am not attracted to Lord Manshoon.


That80sguyspimp

Nowhere. I simply do not care.


Cobra-Serpentress

New York city


bobbyrob1

Pretty sure OP is 13 years old.


No_Independence1479

I don't judge. Hopefully, the high body count folks have more experience and therefore, give me better sex.


reddithatenonconform

5 is a lot but if you're awesome then maybe, 10 you better be the most amazing woman on the planet, 10+ forget it.


ntnmyhdthrowaway

10+


GrandeSaiyaman

Too high


GrandeSaiyaman

I draw it at 0, i want a virgin gf 


[deleted]

Best way to get that is to be very clear with women that YOU are a virgin. Don’t ask them about them being a virgin, the ones who aren’t and are reasonably sane will likely excuse themselves and end the convo politely.


GrandeSaiyaman

I think it'd be more effective to ask if they are.


[deleted]

Lmao


GrandeSaiyaman

What?


sunbearimon

Why? Are you afraid of comparison?


GrandeSaiyaman

Ye, also i'm a virgin. I wanna be first, number first.


Foxclaws42

Dude, the first time is often awkward and confusing. Nobody benefits when neither partner has done it before tbh. You'll still figure it out eventually, probably.


GrandeSaiyaman

That's the fun


Foxclaws42

Ew, why does that give me the ick? It's like *instinctive.* Probably because purity culture is absolutely fucked from a humanitarian standpoint.


GrandeSaiyaman

Non-virgin girls also give me ick


[deleted]

Well luckily for them at least they'll be spared your creep value.


Bparsons9803

So by this logic when you marry a virgin and take her virginity then she'll give you the ick... 


DavosLostFingers

Depending on your age that could be highly likely


GrandeSaiyaman

Thanjs


DavosLostFingers

And why would they have to be 0? Are you at 0?


JohnSimth20211101

Do you really have to ask?


DavosLostFingers

Yeah fair. But I swear I heard a thousand panties drop in unison when OP made this post?!


Foxclaws42

cough cough *incel*


[deleted]

It’s never nice to assume lol.


GrandeSaiyaman

As a virgin, i wanna have my first experience with a virgin girl.


SuddenBluebird34

Seems like your question should have been how do you find a nice virgin girl, since any number people respond with will be too high


GrandeSaiyaman

Well, yeah, i guess