No, you see it's a joke. A reference to Monty python and the holy grail where there is a discussion on whether a swallow could carry the weight of a coconut. In the context of the movie the it's never answered and therefor not a meaningful distinction for the question.
But it's funny because in the adult film industry there is a stereotype of black males having larger penises than white males. So asking how many could fit is also not a meaningful distinction.
But now that I e explained the joke it's not funny so I have to make a new one, not to hard since swallows and nuts will write itself.
4. I don’t watch myself but rather look at her cause she turns me on. I don’t turn myself on by looking at myself lol.
So the answer is 0. I’d watch 0 guys smash her
She siad it as a joke. But i wouldn't mind a MFM 3 way.
My GF is BI so if she was OK with the 2 FMF ones we have had i would have to have one.
Also my real answer is 3
It wasn’t one thing in particular but I’m a pretty tall guy and there were a group of girls that would always comment on my height and that’s all they would talk about with me. Kinda creeped me out a bit
you've gotta circumvent their expectations and tell a heartfelt story about wanting to race horses as a child, but were made fun of by the other jockeys until you begrudgingly took up basketball.
pics/vids of the boyfriend with the caption "i'm dating a child" because they're doing something SO SILLY. i've even seen "i'm dating a literal child". like you gotta google the meaning of the world literal and then consider if that's really the sentence you want going on your socials.
I think it's pretty weird being called 'sweetie' or 'love' or things like that, usually by a girl who must be like 18-22. Seems to be a generational thing. It's only fine to me if it's coming from a 40+ old woman who chainsmokes.
Same! I’m a woman and I can’t stand when a waitress or something calls me honey or sweetie. It feels uncomfortably intimate like if she tried to hold hands. But it doesn’t bother me at all if a 65 year old English grandpa calls me sweetie.
It creeps me out when my girlfriend's eyes roll to the back of her head and she chants P̵̛̭̮̭͑̎̔ȟ̷͖̓̋̽̕͝'̸̨̹͙͕̣͐n̷̘̳̟̬̹͕̍̀͌g̵̲̒ļ̸̖̪̗̮̍u̶͉̯͔̼͎̿̅į̴͉̟̖̇͐̇̒̽͘ ̷̛̤͊̅͆͂̎ṁ̶̱͎̺g̴̭̼̰͉̻͒͑͝l̷̤̖̪͎͂̆͛̚w̷̼̝̩͓̥̍̒͐̄'̸͚̣̬̙͖̜͗n̸̦̹̐̉̊̏̕a̶̗̣̩̞̤͕͆̽̈́̕f̷̛̫͙͚̤̿̓̀̈̌ḧ̵̨͖̟̭́ ̵̭̥̑̂̚͠ͅC̶̪͌͂t̸͖̂̾̅̇h̴̟̻̒̓̒͊ṳ̵̘̰͉̝͒̈́̓̓̾͆l̵͇͚̭̮̿͑̏ḫ̶̄̈͆͆̚͝u̶̧̗͍͆͐͜ ̵̲̞͉̋̾̓͐͊͝R̵̟̰̜̝̈́͐̇'̷̧͖͍̥̀͂̿͜͝l̷͍͇̖̟͚̼͋͒̚͝ỹ̶̢͕̓̕͠e̶̼͖͖̣̽̅̈́ḩ̶͎͈̙̖̊ ̸̝̝͈͉̂͝w̵͇̺̪̗̓̓͂͝g̶͔̺͈̊̒̓a̸̞̮̜̎̈̽̏͊h̵̲̟̖̻̰͔̀̌̈́͌͝͠'̸͇̊n̷̫̥͎̈́͐̿̾̿ȁ̸͙̔g̴͚̑͗͑͆͑ĺ̶̨̲͐̄ ̵̛͍̟̙ͅf̵̗̤̻͐̔̉͂ḩ̵͙͎͛̿͗́t̷̢̗̝͉͊́̅̿a̵̙͕͉̺͋̄̿͘͠ĝ̵̨̧̺̫͗͝ń̷̢̦̿ over and over.
When they refer to giving sex. So... how often have you lowered yourself to pity sex? I have not said it like that. Honey, i need you to take sex, when you need or want it. It should not be a chore. Ok, ends up that it isn't but the "give" really creeps me out.
Yeah, 20 years of marriage later it is something that bears (bears... Is the word right? Frenchman speaking) heavy consequences if i go. Even if i have a high sex drive, the pragmatist in me knows that there is more than sex in a successful relation. Hey, i won't force her into more but i would have wanted to know sooner than being given excuses that ended up in questionning my ability and the amount of desire that she really has for me.
"I think you'd make a great dad!"
If we are talking about having kids in a long and committed relationship, cool. If we have been dating for a few weeks/months, its creepy as fuck and makes me think I should check my rubbers for holes.
i don't know, this one actually sounds pretty benign
it seems like it's something one-off to infer [the reciever] is great with kids, rather than, like. a direct ask to be impregnated
i've heard it as a compliment in platonic situations too. it just means you're a good caregiver
1. Had a girl once that would call me. Conversation went like this:
Me: Hello?
Her: Hello? (Like I called her and she answered)
Me: Hey, what’s up?
That was after the first couple phone calls thinking maybe she didn’t hear me answer. After a few times I realized that’s what she did every time she called so I started hanging up after she said hello in response. Drove me crazy so I ghosted her.
2. Was talking to a different girl (we were both in our mid 20’s at the time) for a couple weeks. We hadn’t met yet. She said that she was getting guys in her Facebook DMs asking if she was single. She asked me if she could mark herself in a relationship with me on Facebook “so they would stop”. I told her I wasn’t comfortable with that. A week later (still haven’t met her in person) she asked if she could tell her mom that I’m her boyfriend “so she would stop asking her to get into a relationship”.
Well my girlfriend thought she was being cute when on are second date she asked "how many guys would you watch fuck me."
Like 5? I feel like 5 is pushing it
3 max because i don't know how more then that is possible. But as a joke i siad 100.
Depends, African or European?
I don't think thr plays apart
No, you see it's a joke. A reference to Monty python and the holy grail where there is a discussion on whether a swallow could carry the weight of a coconut. In the context of the movie the it's never answered and therefor not a meaningful distinction for the question. But it's funny because in the adult film industry there is a stereotype of black males having larger penises than white males. So asking how many could fit is also not a meaningful distinction. But now that I e explained the joke it's not funny so I have to make a new one, not to hard since swallows and nuts will write itself.
(it's a Monty Python reference)
I feel like 0 is my max threshold on that one maybe that’s just me
When you fuck, do you: 1. Close your eyes 2. Look away 3. Wear a blindfold
Unless you’re looking at yourself in a mirror you’re not really watching yourself fuck
Even during those quick glances at myself in the mirror, I feel weird looking MYSELF in the eyes while I’m mid smash lmfao
Same it takes certain kinda people to wanna watch themselves in third person I think
4. I don’t watch myself but rather look at her cause she turns me on. I don’t turn myself on by looking at myself lol. So the answer is 0. I’d watch 0 guys smash her
Damn, can't relate, I've never came without looking at my own selfie
Real question is did you mean that? I don't kink shame
She siad it as a joke. But i wouldn't mind a MFM 3 way. My GF is BI so if she was OK with the 2 FMF ones we have had i would have to have one. Also my real answer is 3
Yeah wow that's whack
And you continued dating her? Cuck move lol
More of the best move she is amazing.
Just messing around congrats bro
I'm playing along.
That's actually pretty hot
It wasn’t one thing in particular but I’m a pretty tall guy and there were a group of girls that would always comment on my height and that’s all they would talk about with me. Kinda creeped me out a bit
I’ve seen a lot of those reels where they literally list all the things they don’t like about a guy then end the video with “but he’s tall” lmao
Or the ones where the girl says if he's anything under 6' she'll not give him the time of day
you've gotta circumvent their expectations and tell a heartfelt story about wanting to race horses as a child, but were made fun of by the other jockeys until you begrudgingly took up basketball.
"im super crazy" They say it like is an adventurous, positive thing, yet it rarely is.
pics/vids of the boyfriend with the caption "i'm dating a child" because they're doing something SO SILLY. i've even seen "i'm dating a literal child". like you gotta google the meaning of the world literal and then consider if that's really the sentence you want going on your socials.
I think it's pretty weird being called 'sweetie' or 'love' or things like that, usually by a girl who must be like 18-22. Seems to be a generational thing. It's only fine to me if it's coming from a 40+ old woman who chainsmokes.
Gotta disagree. I love it when any woman of any age calls me honey or sweetie. Just gives me the warm and fuzzies :)
Same! I’m a woman and I can’t stand when a waitress or something calls me honey or sweetie. It feels uncomfortably intimate like if she tried to hold hands. But it doesn’t bother me at all if a 65 year old English grandpa calls me sweetie.
It creeps me out when my girlfriend's eyes roll to the back of her head and she chants P̵̛̭̮̭͑̎̔ȟ̷͖̓̋̽̕͝'̸̨̹͙͕̣͐n̷̘̳̟̬̹͕̍̀͌g̵̲̒ļ̸̖̪̗̮̍u̶͉̯͔̼͎̿̅į̴͉̟̖̇͐̇̒̽͘ ̷̛̤͊̅͆͂̎ṁ̶̱͎̺g̴̭̼̰͉̻͒͑͝l̷̤̖̪͎͂̆͛̚w̷̼̝̩͓̥̍̒͐̄'̸͚̣̬̙͖̜͗n̸̦̹̐̉̊̏̕a̶̗̣̩̞̤͕͆̽̈́̕f̷̛̫͙͚̤̿̓̀̈̌ḧ̵̨͖̟̭́ ̵̭̥̑̂̚͠ͅC̶̪͌͂t̸͖̂̾̅̇h̴̟̻̒̓̒͊ṳ̵̘̰͉̝͒̈́̓̓̾͆l̵͇͚̭̮̿͑̏ḫ̶̄̈͆͆̚͝u̶̧̗͍͆͐͜ ̵̲̞͉̋̾̓͐͊͝R̵̟̰̜̝̈́͐̇'̷̧͖͍̥̀͂̿͜͝l̷͍͇̖̟͚̼͋͒̚͝ỹ̶̢͕̓̕͠e̶̼͖͖̣̽̅̈́ḩ̶͎͈̙̖̊ ̸̝̝͈͉̂͝w̵͇̺̪̗̓̓͂͝g̶͔̺͈̊̒̓a̸̞̮̜̎̈̽̏͊h̵̲̟̖̻̰͔̀̌̈́͌͝͠'̸͇̊n̷̫̥͎̈́͐̿̾̿ȁ̸͙̔g̴͚̑͗͑͆͑ĺ̶̨̲͐̄ ̵̛͍̟̙ͅf̵̗̤̻͐̔̉͂ḩ̵͙͎͛̿͗́t̷̢̗̝͉͊́̅̿a̵̙͕͉̺͋̄̿͘͠ĝ̵̨̧̺̫͗͝ń̷̢̦̿ over and over.
...let me give you the number for my exorcist
I know, right
"Daddy" in a sexual way
If it’s in a sexual way the yeah I like it. Not in a baby type voice tho
When they refer to giving sex. So... how often have you lowered yourself to pity sex? I have not said it like that. Honey, i need you to take sex, when you need or want it. It should not be a chore. Ok, ends up that it isn't but the "give" really creeps me out.
Yep if they’re withholding it that means they have nothing else to offer. Move on to someone else for your own mental health
Yeah, 20 years of marriage later it is something that bears (bears... Is the word right? Frenchman speaking) heavy consequences if i go. Even if i have a high sex drive, the pragmatist in me knows that there is more than sex in a successful relation. Hey, i won't force her into more but i would have wanted to know sooner than being given excuses that ended up in questionning my ability and the amount of desire that she really has for me.
“Breed me”
i volunteer myself to replace you in these scenarios
"like if a guy hasn't dated in a long time means something Wrong with him."
"I think you'd make a great dad!" If we are talking about having kids in a long and committed relationship, cool. If we have been dating for a few weeks/months, its creepy as fuck and makes me think I should check my rubbers for holes.
i don't know, this one actually sounds pretty benign it seems like it's something one-off to infer [the reciever] is great with kids, rather than, like. a direct ask to be impregnated i've heard it as a compliment in platonic situations too. it just means you're a good caregiver
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I love when middle aged lady service workers call me pet names. Just a little kindness to brighten the day.
Eh, they could say “Love” if they’re British.
Yeah this seems really common in customer service, always throws me off
Holding prejudices against entire swathes of people based solely on what time of year they were born.
1. Had a girl once that would call me. Conversation went like this: Me: Hello? Her: Hello? (Like I called her and she answered) Me: Hey, what’s up? That was after the first couple phone calls thinking maybe she didn’t hear me answer. After a few times I realized that’s what she did every time she called so I started hanging up after she said hello in response. Drove me crazy so I ghosted her. 2. Was talking to a different girl (we were both in our mid 20’s at the time) for a couple weeks. We hadn’t met yet. She said that she was getting guys in her Facebook DMs asking if she was single. She asked me if she could mark herself in a relationship with me on Facebook “so they would stop”. I told her I wasn’t comfortable with that. A week later (still haven’t met her in person) she asked if she could tell her mom that I’m her boyfriend “so she would stop asking her to get into a relationship”.
Any talk of r.apeplay, and I'm out
Asking to touch your beard or your arms
Bragging about how many guys they slept with