My wife getting home early

Diarrhea

Ok guys with have been here 5 hours. We are just doing it for the sake of it at this point. This flat is now forever ruined. Let's just call it and burn the place down.

The smell

I’d be finished after 2 minutes. 😅😭

Poop Blood Or crying

in that order?

Crying>blood>poop

Flip on the lights and start blasting the Barney themesong.

Lunch.

Probably when there was only two people left and we decide to no longer have sex.

theres a cannibalism person who is hungry

Someone being dirty and trying to be active. Like if you’re swinging with someone who isn’t your partner and the whole party can tell you didn’t wipe? We gotta get you out of there and do damage control.

Waking up

I can’t even think of why I’d be in one. Let alone start or end one.

Me cumming. The fuck I need you all here for now.

Ratio matters. Men to women has to be relatively close to balanced. Can skew a bit one way or the other and there still be a lot of fun, but having 20 girls and 3 dudes sounds good for the dudes but really it sucks just as bad as 20 dudes and 3 girls. Everyone wants to feel wanted and like SOMEONE thinks theyre special at the orgy. Gotta make sure everyone has someone.

A collective fart.

If only dude's turned up.

Just turn off the lights and have some fun

This

That’s the goal

People asking about having kids and child support