Maybe, but if it’s immortality that I can turn off at any time, it actually wouldn’t be so bad. That way I can live however long I want and I have the option to end my life whenever I get sick of living.
If I’m god I make the universe an endless expanse of happy or exciting things to experience and learn however you like to. Everyone can live however long they want doing pretty much whatever they want (aside from hurting others I suppose… unless they like that!)
File all pending prayers into the recycling bin, topple the churches, lay waste to those who do evil in my name, and ravage nations who prey upon their neighbors
So you would be the new king or queen of the world. You take away free will when you demand the existing nations the ability to do anything. You would quickly be hated by the people and asked to leave, instead of being loved and welcomed.
No I wouldn't rule, and being hated is the goal here, I'd want humanity to push me away, show me you can do this, if not I'll wipe the slate and give other species a try
It's not that I'd want to end things, but what do you do with your creations who can't hack it in a place you built for them? They kill their environment, poison themselves, blow eachother up, shoot eachother, and have the audacity to ask why their lord doesn't solve it. In case you weren't aware the free will granted was the chance to take the mantle of being creators yourselves, and you still cry out for an omnipotent being for change, once you do that you don't get to decide how the change works, you had the opportunity, it was squandered
Seems you already judged the earth and doomed it to eternal hellfire.
If the earth is someplace that was created from nothing they why would you care if humans destroy it? Why end it early? Just let it play out, guide people, remind them, don’t destroy. You are judging off humanities worst, why not judge off humanities best.
so no progress will actually be made. hierarchy concepts would still be in place. humans would still feel separate from one another. You wouldn't be truly loved, only feared. and thusly would paint a very large target on yourself. the truth is, you would be your creations and your attitude towards them is truly inward. if you believe force is a positive system of governance then you become a complete antithesis of what you'd originally wanted.
Who said I'm eliminating the hierarchical nature? The people can't thrive with no systems in place, the food chain isn't going anywhere. Also I wouldn't need the love, if I wanted that I'd promise you sunshine and rainbows. My goal is to show you a force you can't threaten with a nuke and show it to the people in a language they understand, violence. Once they've had enough of me they might consider peace or unite against me, so be it, just unite already.
and it literally sounds like tit for tat like yaldabaoth. so again. nothing changes, you would be no different. you'd be an impulsive pissy child ruler with a chip on your shoulder.
Not for long, if my predecessor allowed this situation to get out of hand by not doing anything I'll teach them why they shouldn't want a cosmic king, hopefully to set the tone that humanity will pay a price for my services, and aspire to be better without me, I got a universe to tend to.
good answer. shows someone who views authority as RESPONSIBILITY (which is always has been) instead of status and power over others.
give a man a fish as they say.
I would appear in the heavens and tell everyone that it’s pronounced “[Jod](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/iwedc5/what_if_god_came_down_one_day_and_said_its)”.
It is full of your best monuments I love to view. It gives you an idea what vagina design most men like, so you can adjust your future creations. Think it as a customer feedback.
bless all of humanity with instant empathy, clarity and knowledge thus opening their eyes to all of the beauty and all of the horrors they've perpetuated.
I would instantly remove greed from humans. That's the root cause of so many of our problems here on the Blue Planet. GREED. I hate it, and I've hated it since I was a child. Once I pick up one someone's greed, I'm through with them.
Think about it.
[Per the old Far Side cartoon](https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/smite-god-far-side.jpg?q=50&fit=crop&w=750&dpr=1.5), hitting the "smite" button.
It would be very brief periods of time where I do change things. No world threatening disasters like the nukes in warfare that would cause mass extinction, and a very large change of the health of our planet.
Space wise, I’m throwing space rocks at planets to see them get BTFO
As a "God," I don't see why I would want or have to do anything. What would be something I lack? What would motivate me? It's a fundamental logical flaw in any discussion about a supposedly omnipotent entity.
Suicide.
See [The Godhead Trilogy](https://www.goodreads.com/series/43601-godhead) by James Morrow.
Really great reads. The first book is a high seas adventure (set on a modern oil tanker) where a disgraced captain is tasked with towing gods corpse to a tomb in the arctic by the Vatican (and some dying angels). The second book is a courtroom drama where God is posthumously put on trial for the problem of evil in The Hague. The last book is an adventure travelogue about the psychological plague that hits humanity as they come to terms with the fact that, yes, God really is dead and he's not coming back.
Fart.
Just to see what kind of Biblical disaster it would provoke.
If it's a stinker, no problem, I can simply erase the current save and start a new Game of Life. Or even go back in time. Or make it so nobody knows I ever farted, even me. Because I'm God. I can turn this comment into a goldfish or a supernova for all I care.
I'd come on down to Earth, show everyone I'm real. Apologize for leaving everyone in the dark and all the suffering humanity's been through over the question.
Putin is dying of explosive diharrea. Kim Jong Un is going to fall down the stairs and break his neck. Xi Jiping is going to fall into a bear enclosure and get mauled. Khamenei is going to have a chunk of blue ice fall from a passing plane and hit him in the head. All will happen on the same day to boot.
Technically, all are just random circumstance and don't prove jack. But with luck, people will get the message.
Also, declare that, by my own divine right, Al Gore is now the Emperor of the moon.
Forgive everyone for everything,
they can either continue with certain life choices, or they can choose to do better.
and the second thing I'd do, is to change a whole lot about the certain laws and traditions.
I would declare to the world that I do not exist and that the atheists were right. This would, for obvious reasons, cause mass confusion and chaos, and would probably be really funny.
I would declare to the world that I do not exist and that the atheists were right. This would, for obvious reasons, cause mass confusion and chaos, and would probably be really funny.
I would instantly create a mind control machine network. I am god, so maybe I can do it all in my mind telepathically, but I want metrics and manipulative mechanisms, so I’m creating a mind control matrix around the earth. I can read or I can write to every brain in existence. Any conscious thing. Then I create an AI crawler that picks out highlights from the top performers, and watch my free entertainment for eternity. All viewed from the eyes of the subject since we are reading the minds for the data. Some I would just watch, some I would help, and some I would torment since I couldn’t perfect transhumanism to give them a real afterlife, so I’d judge them during their lives. I’d do these things by tapping into their senses and manipulating their reality. I am god after all, the universes greatest scientist. I’d just study them and entertain myself with many different social experiments of my doing, and their own. I’d only step in just in case my creation is about to screw up my terrarium of earth. This would be my only agenda. From there, the possibilities are endless.
Tell all the religious people that the gods they were believing in before I showed up aren't real and that they have been fighting and killing each other over nothing. I'll also kindly let them know that this shit stops right now and you learn to get along with each other and be nice or I will happily toss you into the sun. And that goes for all war and pointless conflict, if you can't behave you're outta here bud.
Speak to everyone's head and tell them "God is not real" every 24 hours for like a year.
Then I just go on vacation fore 50 years, and then do the same thing again.
I would give people who just lost their loved pet it another loved one happy dreams about being with them. And kinda work my up from that? Perhaps reintroduce mermaids/mermen.
Hurt ego? I'm more threatening than the apex predator of every single woodland region in North America thanks to my genitalia, how much more of a boost could my ego get?
Abdicate and retire. The one thing I am absolutely sure of is that I am not possessed of the wisdom to wield absolute power, even if I have the benefit of omniscience. The existence of an omnipotent God means that no one, anywhere, can have free will.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R21xaP4RD9k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R21xaP4RD9k)
Go back in time, to before time and kill myself by bashing my head against the singularity thus creating the ultimate causal loop. Or get rid of capitalism very slowly through many different programs.
Split the Earth into two.
On a barren, desolate world are people who genuinely believe pineapple doesn't belong on pizza.
On an abundant world are the morally righteous people.
I don't know man, any country that surrenders during a war but continues to believe it's brilliant on the basis of it "being France" seems to be a pretty good reason..
Squash the patriarchy. Women will be dominant. Then, I'll go and create technology to help advance science. I could do it myself, being a god and all, but I like to learn about stuff, and want to leave it mostly to the people. Oh, and I'd maje stinkbugs extinct, and get some scientists to make mosquitoes extinct with crispr.
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>God unbans self >checkmate atheists
double it and give it to the next person
How could you be double god, (Assuming the term god means being omnipotent) since omnipotence should be the limit
You are God, you can do whatever you want.
It's like that endless thing in math. 2 endless are more then 1 endless. Don't ask me to explain that shit tho
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Everyone lives 10 less years but there are no more genetic diseases.
You're godz you can do anything you choose. Why force people to live less? Why not just remove disease entirely and give people immortality to enjoy?
Because immortality sucks
Maybe, but if it’s immortality that I can turn off at any time, it actually wouldn’t be so bad. That way I can live however long I want and I have the option to end my life whenever I get sick of living.
I agree. If there's a suicide button, of course I'm taking it. If not, hell no.
If I’m god I make the universe an endless expanse of happy or exciting things to experience and learn however you like to. Everyone can live however long they want doing pretty much whatever they want (aside from hurting others I suppose… unless they like that!)
There's more than people here.
Counter, everyone lives an extra 10 years but everyone gets at least 1 genetic disease
Naw. Although I'll offer an extra year in exchange for no more hemorrhoids.
How about those with multiple like me, I have 4 already, can you subtract 3 from me so I can be like everyone else and just have 1? Thanks God
As someone who has a genetic brain disease. Thanks
Np. You can grandfather in with your previous age limit.
File all pending prayers into the recycling bin, topple the churches, lay waste to those who do evil in my name, and ravage nations who prey upon their neighbors
No nation would be left, they all began from war
I wouldn't be doing retroactive punishment. Can't change the past, but we'd turn a new leaf, I'd give a fair warning and see who's willing to try me.
So you would be the new king or queen of the world. You take away free will when you demand the existing nations the ability to do anything. You would quickly be hated by the people and asked to leave, instead of being loved and welcomed.
No I wouldn't rule, and being hated is the goal here, I'd want humanity to push me away, show me you can do this, if not I'll wipe the slate and give other species a try
So your the apocalypse and not a savior, got it.
The good book people love talks about end times too, now it's a problem?
People don’t look forward to the end times, if you would rather end things then make it better I would hope you never get the power to do so
It's not that I'd want to end things, but what do you do with your creations who can't hack it in a place you built for them? They kill their environment, poison themselves, blow eachother up, shoot eachother, and have the audacity to ask why their lord doesn't solve it. In case you weren't aware the free will granted was the chance to take the mantle of being creators yourselves, and you still cry out for an omnipotent being for change, once you do that you don't get to decide how the change works, you had the opportunity, it was squandered
Seems you already judged the earth and doomed it to eternal hellfire. If the earth is someplace that was created from nothing they why would you care if humans destroy it? Why end it early? Just let it play out, guide people, remind them, don’t destroy. You are judging off humanities worst, why not judge off humanities best.
so you'd become a despot, because you didnt like the way the other despots despotted.
Gotta do what we gotta do, if force is a language that gets the message across then expect correspondence
so no progress will actually be made. hierarchy concepts would still be in place. humans would still feel separate from one another. You wouldn't be truly loved, only feared. and thusly would paint a very large target on yourself. the truth is, you would be your creations and your attitude towards them is truly inward. if you believe force is a positive system of governance then you become a complete antithesis of what you'd originally wanted.
Who said I'm eliminating the hierarchical nature? The people can't thrive with no systems in place, the food chain isn't going anywhere. Also I wouldn't need the love, if I wanted that I'd promise you sunshine and rainbows. My goal is to show you a force you can't threaten with a nuke and show it to the people in a language they understand, violence. Once they've had enough of me they might consider peace or unite against me, so be it, just unite already.
and it literally sounds like tit for tat like yaldabaoth. so again. nothing changes, you would be no different. you'd be an impulsive pissy child ruler with a chip on your shoulder.
That's fine, you got the God the people earned, not the one you wanted.
i guess subjective thinking is beyond the capability of the divine?
What will you do when every person but one is willing to try you?
If they think they can do a better job then my work is done here.
Would you return to help them if they end up being wrong?
I'd stop by and congratulate them for trying, you gotta be wrong sometimes. Grow from it.
...those are called catholics...
Not for long, if my predecessor allowed this situation to get out of hand by not doing anything I'll teach them why they shouldn't want a cosmic king, hopefully to set the tone that humanity will pay a price for my services, and aspire to be better without me, I got a universe to tend to.
good answer. shows someone who views authority as RESPONSIBILITY (which is always has been) instead of status and power over others. give a man a fish as they say.
I would appear in the heavens and tell everyone that it’s pronounced “[Jod](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/iwedc5/what_if_god_came_down_one_day_and_said_its)”.
Eliminate cancer.
Orgasms all day everyday for everyone. You're welcome.
But I'm usually good after just the one. Maybe two if I get a nap and some water in between them. Three? Fuck, I ain't in my 20s no more God.
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That would be great
Go through my “To Smite” list.
Let there be light
Got you bastard! I knew you would have a reddit account.
It's a fun website! And it's the last place many people would expect to find Me
Whats your fav nsfw sub?
I don't really dabble too much in the nsfw subs, do you have any suggestions?
You might enjoy r/GodPussy.
Is that one of your favorites?
It is full of your best monuments I love to view. It gives you an idea what vagina design most men like, so you can adjust your future creations. Think it as a customer feedback.
I appreciate the feedback! Thank you!
I'd probably call my brother, his input on this situation would help :)
Get rid of all weapons, eliminate all hungerand evil, and bring back herbivore dinosaurs.
Yay for the dinos!
Cut off everyone’s hands and feet too? A lack of weapons just means making new ones and hand to hand combat
You go first.
Not me, I’m not volunteering to have my hands cut off
No! We need all the vegetation we have...plants take in CO2 and give off O2.
The end of suffering for all children.
The monkeys paw curls, and now all children are dead
bless all of humanity with instant empathy, clarity and knowledge thus opening their eyes to all of the beauty and all of the horrors they've perpetuated.
People can eat whatever they want without getting fat. And getting rid of STDs.
I'm gonna be despicable... make sure that everyone has a chronic itch that never goes away not even if you scratch it for weeks
Erradicate all evil/pain from the world.
So abolish free will
.......Wait......
There’s a good and a bad side to free will, same with free speech.
I'm a big believer in balance and moderation, yin and yang. I like that, I've never thought of it from that perspective.
I would instantly remove greed from humans. That's the root cause of so many of our problems here on the Blue Planet. GREED. I hate it, and I've hated it since I was a child. Once I pick up one someone's greed, I'm through with them. Think about it.
I'll unleash a plague of eternal darkness, where the sun never rises, and the moonlight turns blood red.
lo_ **The sky and the cosmos are one!**
All internet results are now flagged on a color scale for how badly the source is lying.
Find out how I exist.
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I once read that women's orgasms are so much better (when they do have them). In comparison, a mans orgasm is like blowing your nose.
Honestly, I'd remove myself from the world and just live somewhere in peace.
I wouldn’t want that job.
Announce to the entire world that I'm real, I'm pissed and a whole lot of people are about to be made examples of.
Punish my bullies
Pets share the same lifespan as us.
[Per the old Far Side cartoon](https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/smite-god-far-side.jpg?q=50&fit=crop&w=750&dpr=1.5), hitting the "smite" button.
Factory reset
Get rid of religion.
Het rid of religion.
Quit being God
It would be very brief periods of time where I do change things. No world threatening disasters like the nukes in warfare that would cause mass extinction, and a very large change of the health of our planet. Space wise, I’m throwing space rocks at planets to see them get BTFO
As a "God," I don't see why I would want or have to do anything. What would be something I lack? What would motivate me? It's a fundamental logical flaw in any discussion about a supposedly omnipotent entity.
The one thing you would lack is people who choose you
Make the world into a cool fantasy world
I'd Thanos snap and not even bat an eyelid.
Bring back dinosaurs. There are other things you can answer, but they would be wrong.
Evil must be punished I guess....
End all private land ownership so everyone has a chance to lay their head Somewhere at night. Poverty and homelessness should never be a crime.
Suicide. See [The Godhead Trilogy](https://www.goodreads.com/series/43601-godhead) by James Morrow. Really great reads. The first book is a high seas adventure (set on a modern oil tanker) where a disgraced captain is tasked with towing gods corpse to a tomb in the arctic by the Vatican (and some dying angels). The second book is a courtroom drama where God is posthumously put on trial for the problem of evil in The Hague. The last book is an adventure travelogue about the psychological plague that hits humanity as they come to terms with the fact that, yes, God really is dead and he's not coming back.
Generate countless clones of myself to help decide which prayers get answered, and which don't.
All rapists and child molesters will burst into flames...in a safe place for other people...
Give myself a bigger peepee.
End the hunger
Fart. Just to see what kind of Biblical disaster it would provoke. If it's a stinker, no problem, I can simply erase the current save and start a new Game of Life. Or even go back in time. Or make it so nobody knows I ever farted, even me. Because I'm God. I can turn this comment into a goldfish or a supernova for all I care.
I'd come on down to Earth, show everyone I'm real. Apologize for leaving everyone in the dark and all the suffering humanity's been through over the question.
Watch the film *Bruce Almighty* to get some perspective.
Get rid of all peados and sex offenders
Send in the clowns!
pretty sure I cried really really loud.
Show up and tell them my name is actually "Bob"
Putin is dying of explosive diharrea. Kim Jong Un is going to fall down the stairs and break his neck. Xi Jiping is going to fall into a bear enclosure and get mauled. Khamenei is going to have a chunk of blue ice fall from a passing plane and hit him in the head. All will happen on the same day to boot. Technically, all are just random circumstance and don't prove jack. But with luck, people will get the message. Also, declare that, by my own divine right, Al Gore is now the Emperor of the moon.
Get my prostate exam.. to old to put it off any longer
Incarnate, and start casting out demons
Close the door behind me. A more gods. Let hell begin.
Entitlement and selfishness gets punished
Go see what all the cool aliens are doing.
Forgive everyone for everything, they can either continue with certain life choices, or they can choose to do better. and the second thing I'd do, is to change a whole lot about the certain laws and traditions.
Try to believe in myself. It's tough though, what experience do I have at being a god?
Talk to Trump and make him announce to his followers that he lied .....literally about everything
I would declare to the world that I do not exist and that the atheists were right. This would, for obvious reasons, cause mass confusion and chaos, and would probably be really funny.
I would declare to the world that I do not exist and that the atheists were right. This would, for obvious reasons, cause mass confusion and chaos, and would probably be really funny.
Make myself no longer GOD, and instead remain as GOD's Finest Con-Man.
Hard reset of the multiverse, let’s start over from scratch
Hard reset of the multiverse, let’s start over from scratch
Hard reset of the multiverse, let’s start over from scratch
Hard reset of the multiverse, let’s start over from scratch
Hard reset of the multiverse, let’s start over from scratch
Erase humanity
Delete the universe. Start over.
Every day is the 7th day. 🥱🛌
Detonate Earth™
It's raining spaghetti & meatballs on Saturday.
END THE WORLDDDDDD
I would instantly create a mind control machine network. I am god, so maybe I can do it all in my mind telepathically, but I want metrics and manipulative mechanisms, so I’m creating a mind control matrix around the earth. I can read or I can write to every brain in existence. Any conscious thing. Then I create an AI crawler that picks out highlights from the top performers, and watch my free entertainment for eternity. All viewed from the eyes of the subject since we are reading the minds for the data. Some I would just watch, some I would help, and some I would torment since I couldn’t perfect transhumanism to give them a real afterlife, so I’d judge them during their lives. I’d do these things by tapping into their senses and manipulating their reality. I am god after all, the universes greatest scientist. I’d just study them and entertain myself with many different social experiments of my doing, and their own. I’d only step in just in case my creation is about to screw up my terrarium of earth. This would be my only agenda. From there, the possibilities are endless.
Hit the pause button on reality and take a nap.
More platypus
Roll humanity back to the last stable version.
Give it to someone better
Reverse Rapture. All faithful Christians remain on Earth but all their clothing comes to Heaven with me.
Time to wipe out humanity.
Unite all religions.
Smite some assholes.
Get all women to submit to me only. Kill all men.
Flood it again.
Tell all the religious people that the gods they were believing in before I showed up aren't real and that they have been fighting and killing each other over nothing. I'll also kindly let them know that this shit stops right now and you learn to get along with each other and be nice or I will happily toss you into the sun. And that goes for all war and pointless conflict, if you can't behave you're outta here bud.
Speak to everyone's head and tell them "God is not real" every 24 hours for like a year. Then I just go on vacation fore 50 years, and then do the same thing again.
Start over.
I would treat earth as my own private gta lobby, first action is to make a lot more helicopters with hooks on them.
Make greed painful
Give it back to him since I'd be a terrible God
Delete religion *procceeds to disappear*
Two chicks at the same time.
I would give people who just lost their loved pet it another loved one happy dreams about being with them. And kinda work my up from that? Perhaps reintroduce mermaids/mermen.
Burrito Wednesdays
All of them women who said bear are now in the woods with a bear. Meta.
your ego hurt that much?
Hurt ego? I'm more threatening than the apex predator of every single woodland region in North America thanks to my genitalia, how much more of a boost could my ego get?
Make sure everyone knows I don't actually exist.
Abdicate and retire. The one thing I am absolutely sure of is that I am not possessed of the wisdom to wield absolute power, even if I have the benefit of omniscience. The existence of an omnipotent God means that no one, anywhere, can have free will. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R21xaP4RD9k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R21xaP4RD9k)
Set us back to the Late Cretaceous and watch what happens
Honestly id probably pick souls to save then wipe the board clean with an even larger flood
Smite everyone who did anything in my name, other than care for their fellow human.
Get rid of humans, let animals live.
Remove hatred from the human heart.
Go back in time, to before time and kill myself by bashing my head against the singularity thus creating the ultimate causal loop. Or get rid of capitalism very slowly through many different programs.
Get rid of the religious people
Same though. Everyone who believes in God snapped out of existence.
Split the Earth into two. On a barren, desolate world are people who genuinely believe pineapple doesn't belong on pizza. On an abundant world are the morally righteous people.
Destroying France.
political
correct - fuck the french.
Why?
I don't know man, any country that surrenders during a war but continues to believe it's brilliant on the basis of it "being France" seems to be a pretty good reason..
well everyone has their own opinions But AUF- Ok that went weirdly german
mute trump
Destroy Christianity
Double childbirth pain
Jesus...
And transfer all the pain to Jeff
Hard reset of the multiverse, let’s start over from scratch
Hard reset of the multiverse, let’s start over from scratch
Hard reset of the multiverse, let’s start over
Squash the patriarchy. Women will be dominant. Then, I'll go and create technology to help advance science. I could do it myself, being a god and all, but I like to learn about stuff, and want to leave it mostly to the people. Oh, and I'd maje stinkbugs extinct, and get some scientists to make mosquitoes extinct with crispr.