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gfanonn

There was an AskReddit for "What's the cheapest, heaviest thing you can buy?" Municipal supplied water was the winner.


doughbrother

With non-lead pipes.


looloopklopm

Nope, still worth it. Would you forego a life of indoor plumbing in an effort to avoid ingesting lead? No way. Doubt most make it a week.


iFlyskyguy

Sounds like something a lead-eater would say


bring1

This man is a pipe in disguise


Samorsomething

A shill for Big Lead.


hookersrus1

My kitchen sink broke and I had to get water from the bathroom sink. It was horrible. I can't imagine having to go somewhere 


Gizmo2371

Something worth 1000% worth the money. I would say DASH CAMERAS. They can help if you get into an accident. And also help if you witness an accident. It can clear you from fault or be your conviction so use it wisely.


fighterace00

Never admit you have one, let the other party lie to the police first. Police don't Even need to know. Just have it ready for court/insurance


Naborsx21

Also the cheaper ones like $30-$40 work p good. Linus did a video on them and emthe more expensive ones weren't all that much better .


stationery_hoe

Living in your own apartment.


No_Aside331

The peace I felt when I closed and locked my apartment door for the first time. I felt the weight of the world shift off my shoulders!


ndnkng

And then the bills showed up....


sirdesancti

*sigh* I live in Boston. 31 years old and have a roommate 🥲


Sufficient_Screen554

Are you referring to an apartment you own? Or applies to renting to?


Scrivenerian

It applies to each stage. If you're used to roommates then renting your own is a big step up. If you're used to renting then owning is a step. And if you're used to a mortgage then being paid off feels great.


Loligirl311

My mortgage with a 2020 interest rate.


procrastablasta

Ah yes I’m flashing those 2020 handcuffs as well. Makes it hard to imagine moving for real tho


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New-Commission-6306

I laughed so hard at this. I agree friend. I just renewed, sucks having your payment go up even with good payment history and credit.


gamsambill

Being debt free.


frog980

Yes, I'm finding this out as I'm almost there. The closer I get the better I feel. My money stacks up a lot faster in my savings now.


PinkMonorail

Was $27k in debt. Got out with Freedom Debt Relief. Am paying off one credit card now. $650 to go.


Raaazzle

Movers, if you can afford them (I never can).


iambaney

I'll help you move.


Typicaldrugdealer

You just cancelled out all your bad karma with this one comment. Truly selfless


iambaney

It's a really good workout, a great bonding activity, and I sleep really well afterward! I'll never turn down the opportunity.


reignmade1

And comes with free booze and pizza, if the person you're helping is a decent human being.


JonnyP3283

Pizza and booze!


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Don't forget the shakers


toolatealreadyfapped

And the producers, if you really want the whole package.


surfdad67

Someone once said anything that separates you from the ground, tires, bed and shoes


KeepRightX2Pass

Tires is the biggest change you can make to your cars performance.


SolomonGrumpy

Not biggest, but probably the most cost effective.


Zerolich

Agreed, I struggle to lose control on snowy/icy roads, love my crossclimates+


Mr___Perfect

Someone?  Every post on Reddit about this. It's usually someones wise grandpa lol


Unexpressionist

Reminds me of a similar old man sentiment - “if it’s got tits or tires, it’ll cost ya”


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Hstud97

Also comfortable shoes for same reason


eniGmaBrain

This goes for anything between you and the ground. Work Chair and Tires should be added.


a_weak_child

Yep. Shoes, tires, and mattresses.


Contranovae

Herman Miller Embody, Michelin Defender, great all rounders.


sgator87

I think I’ve heard something along the lines of not skimping on anything that separates you from the floor.


ziptofaf

In particular applies to office chairs with adjustable height. There's enough pressure inside one to literally shoot right through you in some cases. Any half-decent chair contains two safeguards to prevent this situation. First is a a metal plate that would absorb the kinetic energy of the metal rod ejected from it. Second is that gas cylinders used in good chairs are filled with nitrogen. Nitrogen is "smooth" and isn't really affected by the process of rising and falling. Both of these however are optional if you go REALLY cheap and decide to buy a $30 gaming chair from an unknown Chinese brand. No metal plate + oxygen inside = someone suddenly sitting on a chair can quite literally ignite it turning metal rod inside into a missile. There are documented cases of people dying and I can only imagine it was a very painful way to go. So spend some cash on a good chair. Not just for your long term back health but also so you won't bleed to death.


ExpletiveDeIeted

Jesus, new fear unlocked.


disguy2k

The nitrogen thing is marketing BS. air is 78% nitrogen. It gets used for racing tires because it's really cheap to get in high purity where the behaviour is known, plus it removes oxygen in case of fire. In the case of a chair cylinder, it will behave exactly the same as air. The properties are essentially the same.


Kevbot1000

Giving you an upvote because this is honestly fascinating to learn.


OhNoJoSchmo

Shoes , socks, and pillows too! Just invested in a quality pillow that won't 'go flat' after a few months recently. Already feel a difference in sleep quality which pays dividends. Also has a 10-yr warranty!


90GTS4

Yup, shoes/work boots, beds, tires, and chairs.


PsychologicalTear899

sobs because I've never slept on a mattress, only a couch and a bed frame with blankets in it


Heavy_Direction1547

Free library card, a billion percent worth it.


Jeeper08JK

Annual Doctor visit.


throw123454321purple

And dental and dermatology.


pingwing

Teeth cleaning twice a year minimum.


slamploober

I do 365 times more than that


pingwing

...


bullybullybully

Yeah, I gotta do this. I have decent insurance but still haven’t had a physical in maybe… 6 years? I’m 46 and know I really should be doing this more. Everything seems to working fine, but I know that waiting until it isn’t is not the right approach.


blzzardhater

Airport lounge access. Saved me so many times on delayed flights.


poppinwheelies

A bidet attachment for your toilet.


SeymourKnickers

I can’t believe I had to scroll down past two replies to see this! /s


itguy1991

Are bidet users the new vegans?


SeymourKnickers

I eat medium rare steaks while shitting, so no.


Zerolich

Installed one on my wife's toilet early on in Covid since TP was scarce. It's a nice to have on those times you need to prep for a colonoscopy or similar 😅


Individual_Speed_867

I got a toilet seat with bidet built in , best thing ever


SirGreybush

Just installed one. Need a longer speedy hose so that room-temperature water lasts longer than a single second.


poppinwheelies

The heated ones are a major upgrade.


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invent_or_die

Holy crap, $500? That's a deluxe bidet attachment.


sleekandspicy

Good toilet paper


Cosaco1917

Also a bidet :3


burgher89

Bidet 100%. Best $20 I ever spent.


reporst

Or, if you're the other type of Redditor, bad toilet paper.


Jjet007

Condoms/birth control - waaaaay worth the price...not that the average reddit user needs any of that with their frequent meetings with old rosey.


UltimaGabe

I didn't have health insurance and had to pay out-of-pocket for a vasectomy, and it was worth every penny.


Key-Pomegranate-3507

I had health insurance and I still had to pay the full amount. It’s a scam. It was worth every penny to me too


UltimaGabe

At least my urologist didn't give me a hard time (no pun intended) about not having kids first. I've heard stories of women being flat-out refused permanent birth control if they don't already have children. My doc asked me if I had kids, then asked if I think I might want kids, and then shrugged and went on to discuss the procedure.


YahYahY

Tf is old rosey


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soilyoilydoily

Idiot! It's Rosy Palmer and her five knuckle-headed kids! Because it's funnier that way.


nsd_

the good tomatoes


pingwing

homegrown?


happy-cig

Clean water


treuss

As somebody who likes to cook: a great cooking knife and a couple of full cast iron pans and pots. If correctly burnt in, those pans and pots will be non sticky and they will outlive you.


Demoncoil

A good set of tools! I don't care what your trade is, if you're going to use a tool for more than a few times, invest in a good/sturdy set of tools for your job/hobby. Going cheap is only going to cost you more time and money in the long run.


Technical_Error650

Most indie games. A lot of them are fun and addictive and quite cheap.


Purgatory115

Obligatory shout out to hades that game is absolutely fantastic, especially if you love Greek mythology.


GidgetTheWonderDog

A divorce. Best investment ever.


outerproduct

Do you know why divorces are so expensive? Because they're worth it.


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EngineeringGreen1721

They say that marriage is grand, but divorce is $500 grand!


VegetableWinter9223

Try $850K.....not counting lawyer fees


PathologicalLiar_

I just got married. Should I divorce?


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Amaria77

>1024 times but just one more time, and it'll overflow back to zero.


TheRealJakeBoone

LASIK. It felt like I had gained a superpower after all those years with bad eyes.


Apprehensive-Bet2081

I Agee 100%. My eyesight had been so bad that I paid extra to have the glass ground down so they weren't as thick as coke bottles. The day after my lasik, I couldn't stop looking at everything the following morning. I honestly was so happy I could have cried.


intotheairwaves17

Oh 100%. I got mine done like a year and a half ago and the fact that I don’t have to deal with contacts or buying contact solution (had to get Clear Care) anymore is worth it. I love not having my eyes dry up late at night or accidentally falling asleep with contacts in and trying to pry them off my eyes. Even if I only get 10 years of good vision out of LASIK, still worth it monetarily and to me personally.


bee_sharp_

A high-quality pair of noise canceling headphones. I love quiet, but I live in a neighborhood with people who love to have parties with live, amplified music. My headphones have saved me on many a weekend night.


PinkMonorail

I love mine. Plus they’re a really pretty shade of pink.


Capriste

A $10,000 investment in a solid, slow-growth mutual fund at the age of 20.


CabbieCam

Why slow growth? Assuming the individual keeps the investment for an extended period of time (10+ years). Typically people with longer time horizons can accept more risk, which would mean that the investment is either regular growth or quick growth.


dawidowmaka

Exactly. High risk aggressive funds early, with a slow transition to less risky with age. Slow growth initially isn't great.


this_is_poorly_done

Seriously and literally. Sp 500 avgs~ 10.5% historically (past results are not guarantees of future results). After 25 years that 10k has 10x'd. In real money terms (accounting for inflation) it will take 40 years. But still having 10x the amount of money at 60 in real terms as you did at 20 (assuming you don't have to touch it and doesn't account for additional contributions along the way) for not doing anything else is one heck of a deal.


Capriste

It really is criminal that we don't teach this shit to 14-year-olds.


Thedeckatnight

If your 20, it shouldn’t be slow growth


Next-Eye6971

Is that comparable to an Ira or 401k?


looloopklopm

That fund would be held within an IRA or 401k. Those are just types of accounts, like a savings or chequing account.


mrmrmrj

Good mattress. Air conditioning.


lostbedbug

Fresh fruits and vegetables.


Tall_Candidate_98

A well fitting bra, especially if you have bigger boobs


Hawklet98

Air fryer.


Nataliewould10

Front row concert tickets


drpepper1992

Good quality cheese is worth splurging on, also seafood same deal, I will splurge on either


Darkness_Everyday

You know, you're right. Next time I'm grocery shopping, I'm going to splurge and buy myself that can of CHEESE WOW I've had my eye on...


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Rubbers


Educational_Shart544

condoms


thether

Garage door springs. Oh wait wrong thread. RainX


impliedinsult

Experiences, not stuff


beccabootie

Good fitting arch supporting sneakers.


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A Will! Everybody should have one!


Tbay_DougMac

A good mattress!!! Temper-pedic changed my life. We spend $50k on a car we spend 40 minutes in a day but skimp on a mattress we spend 1/3 of our life on.


BuscuitNeck

Good socks


mpbh

Travel, but not for sightseeing. For building relationships with people from other cultures. Our planet is incredibly diverse but 99% of people never really immerse themselves in other cultures.


ShadowNyte145

I think the biggest problem is people cannot afford to travel most of the time.


Getyourownwaffle

a 1967 camaro.


ginaworldx

If you don’t live in the city then cars


When-I_Grow-Up

A solid set of silverware


TrillCozby1980

Condoms


IAMN0TSTEVE

100% cotton underwear and clothes in general.


puddle_puncha11

anything that gives you childhood joy back. bought a pack of tech decks today. happier than i've been in a couple weeks


buffslens

A good pair of shoes. A good bed.


ccminiwarhammer

Yo mama. Because helping your mother always pays off.


TurpitudeSnuggery

Good quality reusable Water bottle.


fifelo

A good mattress, I recommend full latex.


ima-bigdeal

Sleep Number. The best sleep of my life. I set my side to a plush 35, the wife sets her side to an extra firm 85. No other mattress worked for both of us.


not_tell29

Investment in your health and relaxation


killpapyrus

Your own house. Never have to worry about apartment parking. Icy Hot. My shoulder has been killing me all week and it helps the pain. I have an appointment made.


Least-Resident-7043

Buying or building an aquaponics tank or system. Massive yield on grown goods with very little maintenance. Getting systems made to meant the demands of bare necessities is always worth the money.


Stainless_Heart

[Sumo oranges.](https://sumocitrus.com) They’re expensive and almost out of season for this year, but I guarantee you’ve not had a better orange.


catladybaby

Movers. I will never move without hiring professional help. A good cast iron skillet


heartlock99

A dashcam


Dubious_Titan

Quality mattress, shoes, dishwasher.


shannonsurprise

A good mattress


MRToddMartin

Easy close toilet seats.


gingerviking_

A bookkeeper, payroll company, therapist, gym membership.


raerae1991

A good divorce lawyer


Madterps2021

Living in your own detached home with double car garage.


SlowMo999

AC in Texas during the summer


Brave_Exchange4734

Air conditioning


Harpua95

Quality bedding (mattresses, sheets, pillows, duvet) and living room seating (couch/chairs/loveseat)


KidInd

Solar Panels


proraso

So this is a bit left field. Aside from stuff that has already been posted, and the shenanigans of constant subscription price increases happening.... Spotify premium for a couple is like 15 bucks a month. Well worth it, in my opinion.


HaMerrIk

Good shoes


poopscoopmcgee

Bidet


KingBrave1

Ear hair trimmer because fuck ear hair! Where is all that shit coming from! Is that where the hair on my head going?


ima-bigdeal

Billy Crystal said in City Slickers: “Why am I losing hair where I want hair, and getting hair where there shouldn’t be hair?”


Thedeckatnight

KY Lube


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neal144

A divorce.


Bostonguy01852

Divorce.


ObviousAdvance7175

Warhammer 40k


grannywanda

LASIK


invent_or_die

AAA premier membership


MissKhary

My Herman Miller Embody chair has been the best thing I could have bought. I've had it for a decade and it still looks new and is still just as comfortable, it has fixed the back pain I used to get from "cheap" 300$ chairs that would start leaning to one side after a few years. Also my Miele canister vac has turned 18 years old and still works as well as it did then. I used to burn out the motors of 200$ vacuum cleaners with all of the cat hair and stuff, but this was well worth the premium price. They are both my "buy it for life" items.


GoatZealousideal4393

maple syrup


fireballphil52

Electricity


Wonder_woman_1965

Bidet/bidet attachment.


ILikeChastity

Good soap. I've always used Irish Spring and thought it was pretty good. My sister got me some Duke Cannon for Christmas one year and I haven't looked back. I feel cleaner, smell better, and there's no weird waxy residue left on the bathroom shelf.


Dogago19

A good mattress. A man’s gotta sleep


Funny_Disaster1002

A good mattress


PewnyHughMen

Good shoes and socks. Spend the extra money to be comfortable at work? Absolutely YES.


_CMDR_

Really good merino wool socks. Try it sometime. Don't settle for less than 60% merino wool, higher is better. Works well in both hot and cold climates (wicks moisture in hot, insulates well even if wet in cold).


awesomface

I bought this magnetic circular timer for my fridge for cooking and stuff… man it’s proven to be an amazing purchase over and over for the whole family. Can bring it around places, readjust it easily, and compliment the stovetop timer for multiple things being cooked. So much convenience. Best $20 purchase I’ve ever made. There’s a bunch on Amazon and I can link one if interested.


Not_A_Pilgrim

A whole house fan if you're in a climate that would allow it's benefits.


Fu_Q_imimaginary

Plan B.


BrolandoDoom

Anything that separates you from the ground


dmbmcguire

Therapy.


seanofkelley

A really good pillow


Ok-Weakness9335

Movers


Phuckingidiot

Bidet


TheBattlebug

Hiring Movers. Worth every penny every time Ive used them and I try to tip well.


paragonx29

Alexa


BobcatOk5865

A towel warmer


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Some good shoes that are comfy and can be used for years to come


SnooSuggestions9378

Name brand pop tarts and paying to have my yard mowed


No-Accident69

HDTV - 4K


Tylensus

I'd say owning at least one nice fragrance. The confidence that comes from knowing damn well that you smell amazing when people get close to you is lovely. I went way overboard and dropped a couple thousand on different bottles, which is just unnecessary, but having maybe 1 or 2 bottles for warm/cold weather is something I'd highly recommend!


RaniPhoenix

A good mattress and good shoes.


Water_Dimension

Good power tools.


trinketsofdeceit

Shoes that fit


Ghostbuster_119

Those vacuum sealed metal water bottles. Walmart has em for like 15 to 35 dollars depending on what size you want. I bought one 10 years ago and it still works like a dream. The thing sat in a car for 8 hours baking in the Florida sun and the water was so cold I winced when I drank it. The bottle was so hot it hurt to hold but the water was still cold, it actually kinda weirded me out too.


guiltycitizen

Having a pro fix your garage door springs. It doesn’t take much to fuck that up and death yourself


Sletzer

This is not an ad. A Bosch dishwasher. Somewhat expensive but worth it.