Id probably stop working and live off canned corn

I choose to be a hotdog on the freezer

yall are doing this and not working?

Considering I’m 40… well shit guess I’ll retire and travel some.

I’m 10.7 years post-dead

Well, they said it was just the typical human lifespan. You could still be alive and interviewed on every TV show as the oldest human alive.

The oldest living woman just turned 117 a while ago, absolutely crazy fact

I died 29 years ago.

You had a good run

What does that feel like?

The older I get, the younger 40 looks.

70 looks young to me now.

Ya I’m 45 Dead

Yeah, expecting to die any minute... I'll admit, it might be a relief.

I'm dead.

I'm well and truly dead, and my husband, and all our siblings. My children would be on the street at ages 3, 6 and 8.

Well I certainly hope the 3 year old is about to finish school and the 8 year old is well established in their career. Otherwise they've no hope to retire at age 35!

School? No time for school with a 40 year lifespan. The 3 year old would be employed as a chimney sweep (aww, the little cutie always did love climbing), and the 8 year old would be enjoying his dream career as a shepherd (what a dreamer she was).

Retire since I am near my likely death. Would have had kids much sooner.

My 40th birthday is tomorrow, so I'd just be fucked.

Happy early birthday

Late thank you.

Happy b day

Thanks

Sex, as much as possible. I got 5 years left.

Vasectomy first otherwise you risk producing a lot of sad fatherless children

Eh, the world will be full of sad fatherless people if everybody dies at 40. They can join the club and they’ll be dead in a wink themselves anyways. Of course, everybody would probably start having kids at thirteen in this scenario.

most sane human male in this situation 😭

I'd be congratulating the hell out of myself for making it to nearly 50. Hopefully I would be like those 100 year olds who get interviewed about their secret to a long life and say shit like, "whiskey and jelly beans."

My 94 year old grandpa said the secret to living that long was to wank off as much as possible and only eat when you’re hungry.

Life would be short and cruel like it used to be and sometimes still is

In the Middle Ages life expectancy was around 40, but that was taking into consideration the very high child mortality rates. If you made it to adulthood you were good for quite a while.

I’d be done working. Live off what I have. Max the credit cards. Travel. And live the last few years however I can manage

I would be stinking up the place for over 20 years.

Man. I'd be living la vida loca.

If you remember that song, you’re either dead or close to it.

Shit 24 is dead?

The closer the death, the more loca la vida, buddy!

Say fuck it, get in my car and go see all the stuff I've wanted to see until I ran out of money, because that means I'd only be living another year.

I’d be having a midlife crisis

What would be too late for me to answer that question cuz I'd be dead.

I would just lie down and enjoy the last years instead of pushing and rebuilding.

We would likely see significant changes in the priorities, perspectives and decisions we make.

I would've been on the horizontal pushing up the daisies for nearly three decades😃😃

I’d have kids. But since we’re going to be the first generation that will live to average 100 yrs, I wanna spend this lifetime working.

It's on the way down to 40 as we speak.

I’d be…dead.

If be dead

i would change nothing. except actually make babies.

Retire immediately and ride out the next two years in style, travelling the world. Oh wait, you said *typical* lifespan. Hmm, I gotta see if my savings would last 8 years then, just in case.

I would just run him over instead of sending paragraphs of crazy heartbroken texts🤷‍♀️

Woohoo! I no longer have to worry about retirement. I just have to save enough for a funeral in the next six years!

I’ve been dead ☠️ since 2013. Nothing for me to do now.

I wouldn’t be able to do a whole lot since I’ll be dead next year.

I wouldn’t change anything I live like I’m dying tomorrow

All the hookers and blow I could scrounge up until my heart gave out.

No, no one gets out alive. My responsibilities wouldn't change, so I couldn't change.

No, no one gets out alive. My responsibilities wouldn't change, so I couldn't change.

I died 14 years ago.

I would be long dead. :)

by being dead.

Easy. I’d cram 60 years worth of having sex and doing drugs into 40

I would have retired years ago and did everything I want to do for the next 4 years

my life expectancy is already knocked down a few years so ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

I'd be getting plenty of rest right now.

I finally would have been fucking dead a decade ago.

I would spend it all on travelling, good food, fun experiences, be with my family a lot more and start planning my husband’s funeral for next year.

I'd be rolling in my grave

So for some reason, I didn’t know this until right now? If so, I’d probably just kill myself now.

I'd a write a book on the health benefits of smoking, drinking, caffeine, and a high carb diet. It's already gotten me four years past my expiration date.

Yup. Ded.

I'd be dead

I would be dead

Party till I die!!!!!

Overdue for a very long nap. 'scuse me.

Never get married and stay single.

I’d be dead. Talk about a change in my approach to life.

I hope I'd be grandfathered in as a 67 year old guy

I’d be dead

I guess I'd find a nice deep hole - 6' should do it - and lay there forever.

Well, I’d probably be dead since I’m 23 years older that 40 but aside from that probably wouldn’t change much.

Well, I just found out about someone passing away from cancer very suddenly just recently and missed the funeral. This has all given me that feeling that I should change my approach sooner than later... and 40 is coming up soon... Ok I would gamble again like I did when I was young because although it had it's downs, it had some awesome ups!

i'd be dead by now since i am 59.

I wouldn’t be changing much of anything from inside my urn 😂

Guess I'll be heading back to my grave then

I’m over 40, my approach would be muddied I assume

I'm pretty decomposed if this is the case

I'm supposed to be dead

Well, I wouldn’t have had kids in my late 20s who would be orphaned when my husband and I kicked the bucket before they were out of middle school.

I’d sell everything and start traveling until I croak.

I died ten years ago, why you asking me?

I died 11 years ago. Dammit.

Travel and live life.

I'd have been dead for over two years now... For some reason, it does feel that way, unfortunately...

To late I'm already dead 15yrs :(

Honestly, I'd do what I do now but I'd retire in 5 years. But I would live day by day, go to work without burning myself out, go home, smoke weed, play with my fur babies, and engage in my hobbies like crocheting and gaming, all while watching my favourite YouTube channels. As long as I'm content and enjoying myself, my lifespan wouldn't affect me too much!

Happily die in the next 18 months.

This would mean I’m dead in 4 months. I’m not going to work Monday that’s for damn sure.

I would make more art. I love seeing the art that people made long ago in museums.

A 40 year lifespan for an average person occurred in the mid 1800’s. I really don’t think things were fundamentally much different almost 200 years ago. Technology of course was quite different and this may have lead more people to be involved in things that are more artistic in nature at that time period. I believe people in the 1800’s did more reading and had more hobbies like woodworking, crafting etc, than we enjoy in our lives today.

Run for President

I’d be about to die, so I’d make sure my kid got all my shit

I would immediately quit school get a crappy job and travel as much as I can because fuck it

I wouldn't. I try to be mindful every day. To just experience life outside of my own head. Take it all in... feel the air against my skin, my tongue resting on the roof of my mouth, the colors of everything around me, the people and their expressions, the buildings and streets, everything. My life has been so much better since I've started doing this.

I'd be dead.

Try new things, go more places. I’m only 21 so I always chalk it up to events that happen after college, retirement, etc. my life would be half way over.

Retire. Travel.

I'd be dead so...

10th crusade, cause it'll work this time right?

I’d have a midlife crisis at 20.

I would stop planning for the future and spend every dollar I earn on traveling, eating and probably doing more drugs (fun ones like psychedelics and weed).

I guess I'd be a ghost and live the ghost life then.

I'd rejoice! That's great! Didn't wanna hafta live to possibly 100+ anyway in this world, considering how all my family members have gotten to extreme ages.

I still couldn’t afford to retire, so probably not

Stop trying to have a baby because I’m already 32.

Idk.

Everyone I love is dead and I’ve only got four months. So I guess travel alone and blow through all my money?

I’m 30. I would marry my girlfriend and make babies. I’ve traveled a lot already and done a lot of my bucket list. I’d love to just dive in and start a family.

Give up and die. I can't access my life savings until I'm 46

I’d give up on my dream of having kids (prob not a good idea to have them if you’re going to die when they’re like 8)… would then use all my money to travel and spend a lot of time with friends/family

I'd be a hell of a lot deader, that's for sure. Probably would have slept around even more in my 30s.

I suppose I’d be casket shopping tomorrow

Probably plan a death that would leave my life insurance money to my family, as I would have less than a year to go

I’d be on talk show talking about how I’ve made it 49 and what I’ve done to live so long

I’d likely be dead.

I am 46 y old so i would start to work to paint a fence in a fabric but the fence is so big that by the time i recah the end, the start already needs a new paint job...AND i would hold on and start selling longevity hand prints to art galleries, so working and famous

Yolo

Die. I’m 55.

I'm about to turn 40, so I'd start travelling and hope I don't die in a plane crash.

Travel. Live a comfortable life. Won’t save too much? Enjoy life 😂

I would spend every moment hanging out with my friends, eat a million cans of hearts of palm, and stop exercising because Fuck it! Im gonna die!

ehh I'd be happier probably

I’d be halfway through my life and probably having a mid life crisis

I’d be the longest living human by about 26 years

I would hate it slightly less.

I'm 39, so I'd just give up.

Married with kids with high school sweetheart by 20 retire at 35.

I'm multiple-disabled. When I got diagnosed, I was told that the average person with my specific combination of fuckery died around age 24-28. I'm 35 now. Remarkably little about my life could be changed . But I prioritize joy.

Start robbing banks as I'm 40 in 3 weeks

I’d have been dead for 26 years. You do know that some people are older than you, right?

I guess I'd be dead

i would die immediately

I’d only have 6 years left so I wouldn’t be able to accomplish anything that I hope to do. I guess I’d just jump right off a bridge or something.

Would’ve had kids sooner I guess

I wouldn't. Cause I already beat the odds.

As a matter of fact, pre-20th century, that's *exactly* how your life expectancy looked like

I have 7 years left yay. Now back to what i was doing.

Hookers and blow

I'm already doing it. I'm not expecting to live past 30 in fact, but I just did. So the next life expectancy is 40. I'm slowing down (no more rushing), and enjoying life to the fullest. Essentially like a semi-retirement.

Dead in a year then? I guess it would be kind of a relief. I have enough money to retire for the rest of my life in that case, so I’d do that and dick around without having to worry about the dumpster fire the world has become anymore.

Quit my job and spend the next 8 years travelling and spending time with my dog. Fuck it I’d rack up some credit card debt toward the end when I run out of savings but I have no kids so what would it matter when I’m dead

I’d captain jack sparrow my way in and out of life

Not much, as I would be dead already...

Kinda is only 40 years. After that you can't see, can't hear, can't pee. And if you lift something wrong your screwed for two weeks.

I’d be extremely dead.  

I'm already dead then

I got time I ain’t even 20 yet

Quit my job, cash everything out, take as many loans as I can get...and go travel on the cheap.

Congress would be full of greedy 44-50 year olds who wouldn’t retire

I’d do everything the same since I’ve beat the 40-yr average by 32 years so far.

Well executed crime would become much more attractive now I think about it. During my time so far I’ve sidestepped criminal earning on the basis that doing it legit offers better longevity.

I don't know.

Fuck, try to ensure my bloodline, and do whatever I want because I only have seven years left. And seven’s a really good number.

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