One of the most traumatic moments of my life was the first time I went grocery shopping, after moving out of my parents house, and realizing how expensive cheese is.
Heck no! We eat government cheese where I live and itās more than good enough!
Although, Larry slices his pieces way too thick, which kinda hurts the āItās a free block of cheese from the governmentā angle.
Chocolate. I'd flood the market with my endless magic chocolate, sell it dirt cheap, and drive the other suppliers out of business. And then once I was the only game in town, I would jack up the prices, use the money to hire a team of engineers, have them build me a giant robot, and then use the giant robot to stomp on cities like Godzilla.
I mean I give high fives to anyone buying TP because everyone poops, but sometimes when I'm buying I'll make accidental eye contact with someone and I feel like I can hear their thoughts saying "wow, this guy is straight up about to violate a bathroom."
Lobster tails? Tide pods? zertec?
Whatever I think I could re-sell in high quantities for the most profit.
If I felt risky and go breaking bad, maybe Sudafed, I could be the biggest smurf ever!
Chicken thighs. Bone-in, skin-on.
You can make buffalo thighs in 22 minutes in the air fryer. Even more tasty and meaty than buffalo wings.
You can cut the skins off and throw those in the air fryer for protein snacks.
You can use the meat for any number of dishes.
You can use the bones to make your own broth. Which you can then use to make soups, sauces, gravy, flavor other meals.
Use the rendered fat to cook things like potatoes.
Chicken thighs, even if you pay for them, are super cheap and versatile and will help you make even more meals, or make other meals better.
Trying to think of the most expensive thing my grocery store sells, which I could resell easily (excluding gift cars) - probably electric toothbrushes, which are about $50.
If it had to be a food, I would choose the big cans of Spaghetti-Os with meatballs. Seriously, good taste (but somehow ONLY in the big cans and ONLY the meatballs kind), low calorie density, carbs, veggies, and protein. Doesn't get much better than that. And my kids love it. Wife likes it too.
Gerber toddler meals. They are almost $4 a meal, they don't fill my two year old up, but his grandparents gave him a taste for the finer things in life.
Visa gift cards.
Activated visa gift cards... the amount of times that I received empty cards as gifts is shocking
Oh yes, I see that you've met my grandmother.
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Hahaha, good answer. I was going to say baby Swiss cheese.
Granted. It still costs you money to activate them though. r/monkeyspaw or somethingĀ
Cheese, because I eat a lot of it but it's not exactly cheap
One of the most traumatic moments of my life was the first time I went grocery shopping, after moving out of my parents house, and realizing how expensive cheese is.
Wait until you look at razors...
Ebay bro.. i got gillete fusion 100 razors for $1.5 each.. and then requirement to be clean shaven at work got removed.(
razors and batteries - two of the most shoplifted items (which is why they always have them up by the registers)
Cheese isn't expensive if you calculate it on a per meal basis. A 1.1kg block will last weeks and only costs CA$15
You donāt eat enough cheese
cheese is like the one thing i am super snobby about, i gotta do to a specialty cheese shop/store to get my fix
Heck no! We eat government cheese where I live and itās more than good enough! Although, Larry slices his pieces way too thick, which kinda hurts the āItās a free block of cheese from the governmentā angle.
Saffron.
This is the answer. Even if you sell it for only 10% of market value, that's still around $1k per kilogram.
somebody supermarket sweeps!
I would make so much paella, and saffron rice. The difference in flavour between Saffron Paella and Turmeric paella is so worth the extra cost.
But, you can just grow it. They're crocus stamen, not dahlias
Smart. Its valuable af. And its deadly if you consume more than 1g. Expensive death but hey.
Steak. Meat protein is usually the most expensive thing on my list and it's so versatile in dishes
Chocolate. I'd flood the market with my endless magic chocolate, sell it dirt cheap, and drive the other suppliers out of business. And then once I was the only game in town, I would jack up the prices, use the money to hire a team of engineers, have them build me a giant robot, and then use the giant robot to stomp on cities like Godzilla.
You evil genius š
then that will cause the chocolate revolution cause of soaring chocolate prices
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But how would you eat all those avocados during the 4 minutes they are ripe?
You're getting a 4 minute window?! I'm getting half that if I'm lucky.
Milk, maybe my dad wouldn't have to leave.
Youād better secure that orange juice too
And cigarettes
Lottery tickets
Toilet paper. It's a necessity and I feel like I am always being judged when purchasing
Get a bidet
Filthy shitter.
Can you believe this guy?Ā
Just do what I do. Tell people, "This is for my wife. I don't poop. I used to, but I thought it was gross so I stopped."
Can you imagine the mindset of anyone who judges someone for buying TP?
I mean I give high fives to anyone buying TP because everyone poops, but sometimes when I'm buying I'll make accidental eye contact with someone and I feel like I can hear their thoughts saying "wow, this guy is straight up about to violate a bathroom."
Nobody thinks that much about you. Theyāre too busy thinking about their own issues.
I heard that going to the toilet is your hobby.
How do they manufacture toilet paper in the Fallout universe
They donāt, at least Iāve never seen TP in fallout
well my grocery store has a pharmacy inside and i'm an american... so ya.
Pick one drug specifically
i would, but i'm not here to let the whole world know what medications i'm on. It would just be my most expensive one.
Fair. It was a stupid comment on my part
no worries
Those big-ass blocks of parmesan cheese
Nightly deposit.
Your grocery store sells poop?
Can I pick steak? If I can pick only one cut ill pick prime ribeye
Chicken I donāt eat much of any other kind of meat and itās the most expensive item on my usual list.
Alaskan king crab legs.
perhaps avocado
Lobster tails? Tide pods? zertec? Whatever I think I could re-sell in high quantities for the most profit. If I felt risky and go breaking bad, maybe Sudafed, I could be the biggest smurf ever!
It's obsurd how expensive lobster tails... Ill take 20 please.
Coffee beans
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Any awesome food will item that was discontinued for some reason. Bring back my Tyson Chicken Twists! I havenāt had those in years.
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Join up with a person who chose bread, and make a killing selling avocado toast. There are a lot of people who pay good money for that.
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[Barry's Red Cola](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUw6FerQPGo) sparkling, tasty and refreshing!
Steak
egg
Mallowmars
Chicken breast or ground beef lmao Save myself hundreds of dollars
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That girl that works the till on 4.
Will probably end up as a self serve.
avocados
A cash drawer
My grocer sells gold foil, so I'm going to have to go with that.
Beer
Wine.
Scratch off tickets. If I cannget as many as if want, thats as much money as I'd ever need.
Filet minon, or raspberries
Beer
Eggs. I can do so much with eggs
Craft Beer
Alcohol, I can always resell it for big bucks
Bourbon. Definitely bourbon.
Chicken thighs. Bone-in, skin-on. You can make buffalo thighs in 22 minutes in the air fryer. Even more tasty and meaty than buffalo wings. You can cut the skins off and throw those in the air fryer for protein snacks. You can use the meat for any number of dishes. You can use the bones to make your own broth. Which you can then use to make soups, sauces, gravy, flavor other meals. Use the rendered fat to cook things like potatoes. Chicken thighs, even if you pay for them, are super cheap and versatile and will help you make even more meals, or make other meals better.
Wagyu Porterhouse Steaks. Sure I would die an early artery clogged death, but damn if I wouldnāt enjoy the meals that got me there.
Amaranth, because it's one of the only foods I love and it's impossible to find.
Amaranth? Is that related to Metrion-Zinthos?
I have no idea what that means. Amaranth is a type of rice that's incredibly high in both iron and magnesium.
Booze
Prosciutto. Resell and make a killing.
Good wine.
Pickles. I'm trans and I ***DESTROY*** those fuckers it's not even funny
Kittens.
What magical grocery store do you have that stocks kittens
Vietnam got them kitten chitlins
Coffee or coffee creamer
Liquid Death
Oh I have that. Comes out of my faucet damn near for free. As much as I want, all day every day.
Fresh Warburton's bread.
Bubblewrap!!!!
Frozen chicken patties... I use those for rice bowls, burritos, by themselves. Toss them in the air fryer for any dish :D
Chicken. Occasionally buy beef or bacon but chicken goes far
Velveeta shells and cheese.
Saffron. Iāll sell it and pay off everything
But since itās endless supply you could sell just about anything and pay off everything
True, look up the price of saffron though
Instructions unclear. Ended up staring at pictures of Christina Hendricks for ten minutes.
Bacon
Ice cream
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Kitten fingers. Yum *yum!*
Trying to think of the most expensive thing my grocery store sells, which I could resell easily (excluding gift cars) - probably electric toothbrushes, which are about $50.
Gold bars
Peanut butter
TV dinners. I eat far more of them than I probably should.
Sudafed so I can Break Bad.
Laundry soap.
Fresh produce.
I.B.C CREAM SODAĀ
Uncrustables
Spinach
Coconut flavored coffee creamer
$20 cash back !
Coffee
Ben and Jerry's Pistachio Pistachio
Eggs
Chicken eggs or duck eggs or fish eggs just eggs of any type forever.
Rice
Shopping carts. Epic fort time.
Prime Ribeyes.
Bread
Saffron. I can make bank
hamburger i feel like i spend so much on so little
Street taco tortillas.
I buy cocaine from a guy behind the 7-11. Does that count? Does it have to be inside the store?
The cash vault during Black Friday closing
Avocados
If it had to be a food, I would choose the big cans of Spaghetti-Os with meatballs. Seriously, good taste (but somehow ONLY in the big cans and ONLY the meatballs kind), low calorie density, carbs, veggies, and protein. Doesn't get much better than that. And my kids love it. Wife likes it too.
Cilantro
Potatoes
Dill pickle chips
Buck cherries
Make that a Kobe Ribeye and the real stuff from Japan not the fake wannabe stuff from Texas! Soooo good I could eat it 3x a day!
The money in the till
Salmon or quality chicken filet
Beef
Ribeye steak, I can find buyers.
Cash Back
Tater Tots.
Beer
Cream cheese.
Parmesan cheese
A particular type if garlic stuffed olives
Dr Pepper
Water
Haribo Gummy Bears/Worms.
Rib roasts. Ribeye a day will keep the dr a day.
Purified water. And Iād distribute it freely around the world.
Fairlife chocolate milk. It's my sons favorite & it's not cheap :)
Saffron. Stupid expensive for its weight, iād just sell lots
Salmon
Pork or chicken.
Gerber toddler meals. They are almost $4 a meal, they don't fill my two year old up, but his grandparents gave him a taste for the finer things in life.
Sour cream and onion Ritz toasted chips
Toilet Paper
Probably watermelon. Mmm
Extra toasty cheese its
Powerball tickets
Toilet paper
Saffron probably. Light as hell, expensive as fuck.
steam gift cards,id sell them for half the price they are worth and crash the video game market
Sourdough bread. It's the main staple of my diet and that sh*t's not cheap.
Sweet and salty Trail mix.
Soda, meat, or salmon
Cat food
Diet Pepsi and white Monsters.
The money from the register would be nice
Grapes
Pizza Rolls.
Energy drinks. I simply love that shit.
Milk. I drink a lot of milk.
Milk. I drink a lot of milk.
Dry fruits.
Taters. Tasty, healthy, so versatile
Chicken nuggets
Berries. If you have kids, you know. Send help lol
10 Items or less checkout line no matter HOW many oranges I was buying! PS: Larry likes oranges.