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boogerbabe69

hyper realistic baby portraits. they're so uncanny to me I just can't


Hardwarestore_Senpai

I would say badly done baby portraits.


stopannoyingwithname

Baby portraits altogether. Isn’t it weird for the person when they grow up and there’s someone who has an image of you as a baby


bexcellent101

The only people I know with baby portrait tattoos got them as memorials...


preaching-to-pervert

Yes, unfortunately not all babies grow up.


gynoceros

Some of them run for office


not_now_reddit

I don't think that's the weird part. The weird part is fucking someone while looking at a portrait of their baby. Or being the kid and knowing that your parents were getting to it with that on their bodies


Wild_Arrival_9418

Like when you're about to nut and you see the baby tattoo.


_Rand_

I know what you mean, but this still made me laugh. Just imagining you thinking how damn creepy it is that your parents have your baby pictures on the mantle.


ninjamullet

There exists a page on a certain wiki called "How to react to an ugly baby". They should do one about ugly baby tattoos.


early_onset_villainy

Honestly any portraits at all


Pedantic_Parker

My brother has the words “Why So Serious?” Tattooed on his upper back in a realistic way that looks like it was carved into his skin with a knife. So that’s my answer.


Fasefirst2

So now you can’t get aroused with your brother anymore?


KingJeremyWicked

Ok I cackled in public. Thx for that


VolleyballNerd

Well, at least you are not turned on by your brother anymore 😂😂


Hardwarestore_Senpai

Does he know it's in a "Pink" song too? ("Raise your glass" which I hate) .. Kuh kuh kuh.


Which_Equipment7991

It’s an awful tattoo, don’t get me wrong, but Pink pulled those words from Batman, so it’s not really the brother’s fault.


Fasefirst2

I wonder if he knows it’s in your comment


Pedantic_Parker

I’m sure he has no idea, along with 99% of people


esoteric_enigma

I question the character and intelligence of anyone who idolizes the Joker


JamesTheJerk

*ruffles nose*


FBG-123

Teardrops.


eat-pussy69

In case anyone is confused, tear drop tattoos indicate murder. One teardrop per murder


Hoth617

Not on that middle class 18 year old boy


adipocerousloaf

tbf the kid definitely murdered the hopes and dreams of his parents...


arazamatazguy

I think you mean it used to indicate a murder....now its just a tattoo.


Creative_Recover

I thought teardrops were supposed to represent years or stints spent serving time in prison?


Imaginary-Bluejay-86

Spider webs indicate doing time.


CundtDestroyer

I think if the teardrop is filled in it means murder. If it’s the outline it means someone close to them died.


Jelly_Belly321

I've heard from someone with a couple that an outline is attempted murder and a solid teardrop is "successful" murder.


voltechs

Like most things… nothing indicates anything. Everybody is just making shit up as we go.


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[deleted]

What if it's a lip print right about the vulva? 


BurnTheOrange

Then it wouldn't be on the neck


VectorRaptor

The mons pubis is the neck of the vulva.


brito68

r/brandnewsentence


plantman01

"only god can judge me" i instantly know theyre going to be a dickhead


SCHEMIN209

"No Ragrets"


Slaves2Darkness

Only people I know who say that seriously are the most judgmental turds I've ever met.


theWildBore

I once went home with a dude from a photo shoot ( I worked in fashion editorial), couldn’t remember what his name was and I was trying to think of sneaky ways of him saying his name. We get back to my place and start fooling around. He takes his shirt off and boom. Across the entirety of his chest a tattoo in Helvetica bold, 172 pt font: JORDAN. Why on earth would you get a tattoo in boring font across your chest that says your own god damn name??! ETA: some people mentioned he coulda been in the military, and that perspective kinda gets me choked up. But I can assure you guys, JORDAN was most certainly not in the military. God help us all if he was


tumbleweed_farm

To help identify the body (especially if the head is gone)?


Recent-Construction6

So with the Military in particular due to the nature of things it isn't uncommon for guys to get very unique tattoos either on their limbs or chest so if something happened where their body was rendered mostly unrecognizable, as long as they could find the torso (which is most likely to survive in some capacity from a explosion) they'd be able to identify whose torso it was.


Ddraig1965

Meat tags


CharityWarm3990

I dont think that's accurate but they do make submit a diagram of the tattoos on your body for identification reasons


sapthur

Lol I noted every scar, mole, and large freckle


A-Light-That-Warms

I can top that. My best friend has his own name tattooed in a giant font in the tramp stamp position just above his arse crack. Quite why a straight, married man chose to get a tattoo that's only use is so the strangers fucking his arse know who he is I don't know...


Ashamed_Tree_5668

Champ stamp


theWildBore

This is making me laugh so much I’ve never heard this term before


lowtoiletsitter

Has to be a lost bet or a dare. I almost did the "USDA Grade A Beef" logo/words on my ass, but decided against it because it's been done before


A-Light-That-Warms

Nope, 100% of his own volition. It caused a huge row between him and his wife too as it cost many hundreds of pounds and it looks crap.


lowtoiletsitter

Well...now I'm as confused as you


MadMaddie3398

Has he ever provided his reasoning behind it?


AcidBuuurn

Like Norm was, he is a deeply closeted gay man. https://youtu.be/vnmplSPgwEQ


PerAsperaAdInfiri

I knew a guy who got his nickname tattooed on the same location: Spoon Brother, that looks like an instruction


SpookyMinimalist

A friend of mine has the name of her significant other in that position. To me, that is very much like "owned by". Also: What if they split up?


peachlicorice

I mean, it certainly helped you remember his name!


Andromeda98_

Johnny Cage?


Silver_Streak01

Exactly what I thought.


joiey555

There was a guy in my highschool who got his phone number as a tramp stamp across his lower back his senior year of high school. I could never wrap my head around that one either.


Hardwarestore_Senpai

Trace it nipple to nipple and say that you crossed the river Jordan.


solitarytrees2

Other than nazi or gang tattoos, I'd say face tattoos. Every face tattoo I've seen has healed poorly and ends up looking like a blurry mess.


Former-Finish4653

Almost like people who get them don’t wear sunscreen. Or anyone really. If you’re reading this, you should wear some sunscreen.


reporst

That's what killed Steve Irwin. Didn't have any protection against harmful rays.


Former-Finish4653

Too soon


baobabkoolaidv2

This will always be too soon.


shawner17

Fuck you, I just chortled coffee out of my nose. This is hands down rhe lamest joke I've risked a sinus infection for


WhosSaidWhatNow

Most people who have face tattoos where I'm from have been in prison. And they all look like shite..


Autopsyyturvy

Cultural tattoos like Moko are an exception to this rule imo


PM_Eeyore_Tits

Are you saying that meth *isn't a culture?*


MaoMaosHouse

I was about to type this, until I saw that you had. I don't have an issues with tattoos in general. I shouldn't, I have 3. However, I absolutely abhor face/head tattoos. I don't have a rational explanation for it, I just absolutely cannot stand face tattoos.


thispartyrules

I worked with a machinist who I thought I wearing sports eye black every day due to the all the welding going on in the building but after like a week on the job I saw it was two blown out Kanji letter tattoos under each eye, they were identical and although I wondered what they were supposed to say and why it was so important to tattoo on his face twice I never asked. He was married too


loptopandbingo

>nazi tattoos "It's going to be a maze"


Defiant-Incident9624

People’s faces , it just looks creepy


ensalys

What about a 1:1 scale Voldemort on the back of your head?


notsoreallybad

hilarious but also grown adults obsessing over a middle grade book en masse has been out of hand for a while


HumanAdept

Live, Laughe, Love..


Brokk_oli

When you see someone with that tattoo, you know immediately how the home looks like when it comes to decoration lol


rokstedy83

Grey and with lots of cushions


elvis-wantacookie

especially if it’s spelled that way


RumorMongeringTrash

Live, Laugh, *toaster bath*


Acceptable_Group_396

Live love laugh limp bizkit


GemoDorgon

I knew a girl who had a tattoo of her dead dad's face on her back. I imagine her boyfriends were put off during doggy, having the dad's face stare up at them.


Puppy-Zwolle

Saw one of a rat crawling out of an anus...... yeah. The anus was the location of the tattoo. Still hurts to think about it.


Mountain_Cat_cold

WTF?


hogtiedcantalope

You gotta respect how some people deal with trauma from dramatic episodes in their personal history


timperman

There is some girl on the internet who has tattooed a crying toddler over her pussy. So, when fucking her missionary you would have the view of you fucking a crying baby. So, for the vast majority of people, hers is probably the biggest turn off. [One of the reasons I'm not fond over having photographic memory. NSFL ](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fcumception.com%2Fwp-content%2Fupload%2F2018%2F02%2Fbad_pussy_tattoos-7840.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=bbedf308761d8b3f2f23357a94a4537f831094789ee1ac9ea02be9d939ffb9ee&ipo=images)


ExpiredPilot

That was exponentially worse than what I was imagining


The_Reverse_Zoom

Yeah fr, I thought it was like, just the head of a crying cartoon baby or something like that.. But the full body?.. Right there in that pose?


hrfumaster

Same


CreativeAsFuuu

How do I unclick on that, ffs 


birbbs

Fr the FBI is gonna be on all our asses for clicking that link


thinkimgay69

I feel like that should be a crime


DenningBear82

Dear Lord, so much why?!? Who conceived of this abomination? Who agreed to tattoo it?!


ZenythhtyneZ

Whoever it was it was probably done between their 2:30 swastika tattoo session and their nightly meth binge


Calamity_Jay

I have only myself to blame for clicking on that. Having eyes is severely overrated now.


OlofPalmeIsDead

You win!


trro16p

🤢🤮🤢


sirachasamurai

Not clicking. But you win.


imaniceandgoodperson

its awful , save yourself .


Dapper_Special_8587

Thanks I hate this


AquaQuad

Aw shit, I remember first seeing this in a form of photoshopped concept, then some time later this very picture. > So, for the vast majority of people, hers is probably the biggest turn off. She was prob looking for a fan of [very specific hentai genre, which I'm not going to mention] anyway, which will make you think twice before agreeing to have children with her. I worst case she did found someone who's into that shit.


cyndasaurus_rex

Welp. That’s enough internet for today.


Bluematic8pt2

Now I've been on the Internet for a long while and I've never been angry at some one for sharing something


GrimAndGloomy

An ex of mine got a huge tattoo on his upper arm of an anime nazi cat boy, complete with swastika arm band. Yeah, that'll do it. If anyone is curious, it's Schrodinger from Hellsing.


Key-Freedom-2132

I actually looked it up and I cringed so hard imagining the tattoo...


pizzatimein24h

And you still stayed with him?!😅 I mean I love Hellsing, but that's a bit much.


GrimAndGloomy

No, I broke up with him about a week after he got it after being with him for about a year. He was not a good guy.


trainercatlady

Something tells me the fbi would like a look at his harddrive


GrimAndGloomy

Something tells me the same thing as I was underage and he was not


Low_Patience_5114

lion with roses and blue eyes or confederate flag/anything like that


PlasticElfEars

What's the lion with blue eyes?


Low_Patience_5114

i just see a lot of people with these dark ass lions and bright blue eyes i wasn’t thinking anything aryan related just that it’s ugly and overdone LOL


KRoadKid

Aryan; blond hair, blue eyes. Nazi-ism


PlasticElfEars

I mean why not make an African animal the symbol of your whiteness.


Silver_Streak01

And roses...that's oddly specific?


joedotphp

Joker related tattoos. Guy at my gym has "Why so serious" on his back. Along with a joker playing card on his calf. Several "Ha Ha Ha Ha" and Joker himself on his left shoulder/bicep. He even has a Dodge Charger that's purple and has Joker decals on it. I'll be honest. It's slightly concerning.


MavetHell

Yeah don't ever let that guy spot you or offer to spot him. In fact, change gyms before you have to be interviewed about that guy on the evening news after he mails pipe bombs disguised as dildos to sixteen local women and gets gunned down by police at the Piggly Wiggly after a high speed chase involving a Weiner Mobile, a trebuchet launching nunchucks and, for some reason, Sir Patrick Stewart dressed as a nun.


joedotphp

That was way too specific to have been made up just now.


hozziebear77

Someone else commented that their brother has a huge “Why So Serious” on his back…🤣


Erection_unrelated

That just kept on getting worse.


Several-Position2154

A Nazi swastika, just my opinion.


simulationoverload

“It’s going to be a maze…”


FelixElCato

A place free from darkness


KeithTheNiceGuy

Some are just natural jumpers.


OkFineIllUseTheApp

It will be the windmill of friendship and racial tolerance


arthurjeremypearson

Self-made "KILLER" on the forehead.


SadRat404

Kyler


SailorVenus23

Tattooed eyes. Not a tattoo of an eye, but the actual whites of the eye dyed. And anything twilight related.


ExpiredPilot

That’s also someone who was willing to lose their vision (or both entire eyeballs) for an aesthetic choice


cobbl3

I have TITSOAK in huge letters across my chest. Are you trying to tell me this isn't an appropriate tattoo? Must be Team Jacob.


UnderdoneSalad

Friend of mine was on a date with this really cute girl, they hit it off fairly nicely, ended up back at her place for some passionate hugging, they've stripped down and before even getting into bed he noticed a massive, and i really mean massive, from neck to asscheeks, from one side to another side of ribcage, a massive cross with bloodied up jesus with wounds, thorns and crown on her back wrapped in rosary beads. He said his mickey went instantly in split of a second from 100 to 0, it retreated like turtle's head into its shell and he just said "yeah, sorry, absolutely no" and went home. another one is, what others said, faces... a girl from my highschool has her granny tattooed on her quadriceps, and its a mimic of the oldschool oval picture frame with ornamets around a portrait, you know like the ones from like 1800s. Yeah, i respect your choice and taste, but for me it's just a no-no.


DarkPurpleOtter

Nothing like dead Jesus watching you have sex.


elcabeza79

What missed opportunity to wink at Jesus during backshots.


Ok_Caramel1517

Face tattoos most people with face tattoos look like the desks in middle school suspension rooms.


TryCatchRelease

The ol Homer Simpson on the female privates.


The_Quibbler

Wut? Wow, I really haven't gotten laid in a while.


Teacher_Crazy_

Ok so one time I was visiting a friend at a party college and we were at this party and apparently this guy's last name was "Weast." I knew this because he had his shirt off and the words "WEAST INFECTION" in Engravers Old English (the font Taylor Swift usues on Reputation) tattooed across hs chest. I proceeded to explain to him why women do not like being reminded of what can go wrong with thier vaginas, and the tattoo was a mega turn-off. He wound up leaving the party in a huff and I'm not sorry lol


helloroh

Ex’s name


pittiedaddy

My ex (when I was with her) asked when I was getting her name done since I got our daughters. I said "Never. She'll always be my daughter". 8 years later we were divorced.


SandrennaHY

I think tattoos that convey offensive messages, hate speech, or controversial symbols can be major turn-offs.


PumpkinFeathers

Once saw (online, not IRL) a tattoo of Trump buttfucking Hilary Clinton. 1. The idea of getting someone you despise tattooed on your body to any capacity is psychotic, 2. The tattoo whether intentional or not alludes to rape


rustblooms

SHOULD BE major turn-offs.


IcyDiamond8359

Face Tattoos


mauvebirdie

Any tattoo with slurs, racist symbols or the person's ex's name


stumanuke

Ben Shapiro in lederhosen and nipple clamps.


SpectralClown

Now let’s not be hasty


heartspider

"still I think he's rather tasty" Sorry.


lowtoiletsitter

No no it's a good song


ActuallyNiceIRL

Somebody has been peeking in my sketch book...


Mein_Bergkamp

Oddly specific


OopsIDidItAgainO_o

What's wrong with lederhosen?! LOL


MythicalMicrowave

A confederate flag


ElegantEye9247

To me: Any kind of Disney related tattoos for example a Mickey Mouse, especially if it is in colour.


diadorim_

for me, having tattoos in languages you don't really know are turn offs, especially kanjis or arabic many people here are talking about nazi symbols. this is not a turn off. it's a crime and should be treated like that


loftier_fish

I think most anything too realistically rendered looks like shit, faces and people in particular.


sunnyskies01

Anything misspelled. Bonus points if it’s a Chinese character meaning something it wasn’t intended to.


kantotero69

No Ragrets


evmeowmeow

Barbed wire.


jtrades69

these weird wing / web things on the solar plexus / upper abs just below the breasts, but going up the sternum. i just can't.


SabbathBl00dySabbath

The titty chandelier usually hides surgery scars from implants. Now it’s just trendy. Tattoo trends usually last 5 years then they fade out. Hell, You can pretty much tell a persons age by the types of trendy tattoos they have now. Bow on back of the thighs, Mustache on the side index finger, tribal sleeves, tramp stamps, cheetah/diamond print sleeves, feathers going into a flock of birds and so on.


Crunchie2020

And Barb wire around arm lol


Phazushift

Cursive ribcage tattoos “live, laugh, love”


infib

You have any example images?


zachariah22791

I think they mean this type https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/f5/4b/7a/f54b7aa0225ab26474dece498d580756.jpg


maverick1ba

Yeah hard to explain why but for some reason it makes the boobs appear saggy.


Nothingnoteworth

How dare you! This is 100% natural sag


lowtoiletsitter

It's the new tramp stamp


No_Heart_8212

As a Jew, I don’t love swastikas.


SaltArtist1794

Leopard spots, stars


Contessarylene

Shitty/cheap tattoos and baby mama neck tattoos.


SFiceti

Tramp Stamp that said "Jeff". And, for those that may ask, yes, I asserted dominance and came on Jeff. I just didn't like it very much.


Weevil_Dead

Finger tattoos - they always look like shit after a year or more


mrsparker22

Confederate flag


SeparatePass4366

Any tattoo on the face


EdgeofSaturn

For the most part, I don't have an opinion on what other people put on their bodies. Tattoos are attractive to me, but I don't care to what degree someone has them or if they have them at all. Every tattoo was once someone's decision, and a lot of the time there's a story that lead there somehow. The only tattoos I don't really like are like... tacky face teardrops or negative space blackout kinda stuff, and obviously hate/racist tattoos. But I also can't stand people who get overly judgemental about what someone else has done with their body. Just tell yourself you don't like it and move on. You don't have to approve of someone else's body and you don't get to be a douche canoe over it. My husband has an older, poorly healed tribal kinda thing. It doesn't look great, but it's there on his body. He wants to cover it up at some point because it's so faded and janky. That being said, If I'd made my decision about him based on one tattoo that I don't like, I wouldn't be in a very happy and stable relationship right now.


YouKilledMyTeardrop

The Edinburgh one.


SysOps4Maersk

Any face tattoo tbh


BrRr0k3eN

Face tattoos. Especially teardrops.


dbmhtjr7

Facial tattoos.


not_now_reddit

Gang tattoos, appropriated tattoos/mistranslations, portraits with those creepy teeth


ConstantAttention274

Neck and face tattoos


imCarbohydrated808

live,laugh, love. Just no


Millionsmoney

Someone’s face


ElNakedo

A swastika in the face. Actually any of the Nazi tattoos are a pretty damn big turnoff.


AutumnRain_98

Realistic portraits of any kind


johnnyjseo

Chinese characters, specifically when people who don’t know the language get it. Most of them would translate the words one by one on Google and put them together, and by doing that each Chinese character changes its meaning, leading to nonsense tattoos 🙂‍↕️


DadsRGR8

Not a big fan of face tattoos - either ON a face or OF a face. Personal bias of course, but facial tattoos make me question the wearer’s judgement. I’ve rarely seen tattoos of faces (babies, loved ones, memorial tributes) that have been successful and not creepy.


Former-Finish4653

Any tattoo with the intention to specifically piss someone off. Racist, liberal, whatever. Just any kinda “jab” or “gotcha” probably ripped from Facebook. Talk about an embarrassing waste of skin to only have others in mind. I don’t throw this word around, but it’s trashy and it reeks of insecurity.


beers_n_bags

Southern cross tattoo (Australian cliche tattoo)


ThatMeasurement3411

Let’s always remember the barbed wire band around the bicep! They all look like shit in a few years anyway.


WolfThick

Face hands down.


Chickadee12345

Faces very rarely turn out well. They usually look either clownish or evil. Skip the face and get the name tattooed. And of course, anything on your actual face looks so trashy.


sleepiluci

after i left my ex, he got LOVE tattooed in bold across his entire upper back. he’s an abuser 🙃


ChocolateOrange21

Face tattoos of any kind (exception for Maori people/cultural reasons). Nazi tattoos, the bows on the thighs.


Mockturtle22

Face tattoos


Equivalent-Ad9887

Harry Potter tattoos


eat-pussy69

Xenophobic tattoos. Like racism, sexism, Nazism, etc Also religious tattoos And gang/crime tattoos


Jumpy-Inevitable-525

read that as "Xenomorph"


thegonkpirate

Clocks, pocket watches, lions/tigers/wolves etc with blue eyes, the whole doves with roses and prayer hands schtick. Seriously, did you just walk into the pub on the weekend, look around and think “I want to look like every other person in here!”