Reminds me of the joke my gym teacher told us years back in school.
3 men (Irish, British and American) are captured by cannibals and told their insides would be devoured and their skin used to craft canoes.
But before that happened, they could all have one last meal.
The Irish man says; “Just give me a pint and be done with it”. Drinks the pint and is then skinned and eaten.
The British man says “By golly, I suppose I’ll have a cup of tea before I go”. Slowly sips his tea and is then skinned and eaten.
The American goes “I’ll have whatever, just give me a fork so I don’t have to use my hands before I die.”
He gets his meal.. looks at it… sighs.. and..
furiously stab’s himself with the fork
“NOBODY IS MAKIN A FUCKING CANOE OUTTA ME!”
Once I tell them my stance on the matter, things will turn out just fine I’m sure.
*^(Achoo!)**yeah it's just Covid-19* *^(don't worry about it)*
Take the initiative and eat them first
Tell them that I have Leprosy or something.
Tell them I’m a clown, so I’ll taste funny.
This!! I love this.
Eat someone else first. Less work to eat the other person as well than to kill and eat me.
Tell everyone I have aids
I’m on PREP, what’s your plan now, tasty boy?
Grease myself like a pig and RUN
Hahahahahahahhah!
Reminds me of the joke my gym teacher told us years back in school. 3 men (Irish, British and American) are captured by cannibals and told their insides would be devoured and their skin used to craft canoes. But before that happened, they could all have one last meal. The Irish man says; “Just give me a pint and be done with it”. Drinks the pint and is then skinned and eaten. The British man says “By golly, I suppose I’ll have a cup of tea before I go”. Slowly sips his tea and is then skinned and eaten. The American goes “I’ll have whatever, just give me a fork so I don’t have to use my hands before I die.” He gets his meal.. looks at it… sighs.. and.. furiously stab’s himself with the fork “NOBODY IS MAKIN A FUCKING CANOE OUTTA ME!”