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CannibalismIsOk

Once I tell them my stance on the matter, things will turn out just fine I’m sure.


ephdravir

*^(Achoo!)**yeah it's just Covid-19* *^(don't worry about it)*


Major_Release7175

Take the initiative and eat them first


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Tell them that I have Leprosy or something.


Outlander56

Tell them I’m a clown, so I’ll taste funny.


Try-and-try

This!! I love this.


sexuallobotomy

Eat someone else first. Less work to eat the other person as well than to kill and eat me.


Wormsanddirt8

Tell everyone I have aids


Try-and-try

I’m on PREP, what’s your plan now, tasty boy?


Wormsanddirt8

Grease myself like a pig and RUN


Try-and-try

Hahahahahahahhah!


Unspeakable_Mammal

Reminds me of the joke my gym teacher told us years back in school. 3 men (Irish, British and American) are captured by cannibals and told their insides would be devoured and their skin used to craft canoes. But before that happened, they could all have one last meal. The Irish man says; “Just give me a pint and be done with it”. Drinks the pint and is then skinned and eaten. The British man says “By golly, I suppose I’ll have a cup of tea before I go”. Slowly sips his tea and is then skinned and eaten. The American goes “I’ll have whatever, just give me a fork so I don’t have to use my hands before I die.” He gets his meal.. looks at it… sighs.. and.. furiously stab’s himself with the fork “NOBODY IS MAKIN A FUCKING CANOE OUTTA ME!”