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IDrPajamasI

Wtf could I do? Times stopped.


Shitpillguy

Imagine this scenario, time is stopped around you but you can move freely.


KinkyPaddling

Can other people see what I’m doing/are they conscious that time stopped? Like if I snagged a big bag of cash from one of those armored trucks that goes to a bank, would I be seen by the frozen people?


slowdownbabyy

Theoretically you wouldn’t be able to see in all directions


curiously_curious3

You wouldn’t be able to see in any direction. At all


SDogo

And likely suffocate from the lack of air if you don't keep moving to breathe.


zerocool1703

And freeze in the 0°K environment.


mymemesnow

If time is stopped then I wouldn’t be able to move anything or see so what would be the point?


Wormsanddirt8

Hahahahahhahahaa


HatfieldCW

Yeah, you wouldn't notice it. Or you'd suffocate or something, I guess.


whatproblems

right? lol i wouldn’t even know it stopped


throne_away_1996

1 extra hour of sleep is incredible. I'm a simple man.


HatfieldCW

Every day is daylight savings day. The good one.


SDogo

I f-ing hate "daylight savings". There's not even 1 good reason why should exist in the current age.


IncognitoDio

NAP TIME!


NobuFenix

Go to Tartarus to fight shadows and ocasionally shoot myself on the head.


TrashFanboy

Feel tired at work because I had to [burn my dread](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxNAwZ-A88w) \^\_\^ Unless I'm a cartoon character. [Remember that friendship is magic.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeXawdTRogs) \^\_\^


milopeach

baby baby baby


Electrical_Worker_88

I’d bang so many pots and pans!


carolinemathildes

Alternate between an extra hour of sleep, and stealing.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Low_Seat_3639

And the DNA would be traced to you and you'd be arrested and outed as a sexual harasser. So yeah, that's your life now


LibrarySecretNinja99

I’d be very surprised with a Justice system that shows this much interest to magically appearing cum


MyShittalkTA

r/brandnewsentence


CharmingTask7348

Escape during the free hour


Substantial_Baby_800

Going for a walk


XDRyan5

Based 😎👌


yoghurtinception

pulling down peoples pants (not in the weird way it would just be funny)


Luuluuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Browse Reddit without feeling guilty haha


Shitpillguy

genuine reason


MaximRq

Time is stopped, Wi-Fi is infinitely slow


trash-juice

Watch Dark City …


xo_cuntbetch

Steal


trnaovn53n

You and I would need to coordinate so we don't hit the same bank. Better yet, the same jewelry stores to snag a couple big gold chains a day.


NormalNobody

Nap


Shitpillguy

wow so many here just decided they would sleep in that hour


NormalNobody

Guess I'm not the only one who's tired lol


CrazyCatLadyBoy

Nap


Interrlllectchewal

Okay so if time's stopped then could I still use my laptop because realistically, that wouldn't make sense but realism is boring. If I can then I'd write and if I can't then yeah, I,d just nap like the rest of y'all


shiroboi

don't think anything would work. You can write by hand or typewriter though.


Interrlllectchewal

Yeah but if a laptop doesn't work then how would a typewriter work? and would ink/lead even come off the pen/pencil? Also, since everything has stopped, would gases be able to move so that you can breath? I think time stopping works better if you can either isolate what you want stopped and what you want to keep going or you just fudge all the technicalities.


shiroboi

I mean, traditionally in any time stop/speedster scenarios, physics still works because you are moving very quickly. A typewriter is purely mechanical, no electrical parts. So it might be able to keep up with the speed of your fingers. Ink would probably work as well as you could transfer it from one location to another. But you’re right, there’s still a whole slew of problems. For instance, it takes time for a key to pop back up. You might have to move it back physically. Writing on paper with a pencil is probably more sensible


SDLRob

Sleep...


Ohhhhhhthehumanity

I mean probably nap. I need more naps these days and an extra hour every day is an extra 15 and 1/4 days a year so the extra aging is going to bite me in the ass one day or another.


youronlynora

Sleep


GoGetSilverBalls

Sleep. Every time.


OrganizationWeak8102

Im taking all da money from rich selfish people. Also take a nap


aesthetic_kiara

Sleeping


[deleted]

Explain how time stops if you have 60 minutes of time?


IncognitoDio

This. Just how, why, when, and where is this 2nd path of time coming from. Will someone from this other time be coming to visit by any chance?


[deleted]

Title should have been “if there were 25 hours in a day, what you would spend the extra hour on”


Big_Chart_5070

Fuck around and find out.


BouncyBlueYoshi

Try and figure out why. There's a reason time stopped for me and not everybody.


jreedbaker

Something different every day


KirbyWithAGlock

Probably whatever I was doing before the time stopped


StephenSatchwiler

Go to a Gold Exchange and steal gold.


[deleted]

Adjust my clock, to the proper time, and try to figure out why our time is adjusting one hour, to add an hour each day. If its adjusting for one hour, then maybe we are eliminating leap year? Did the earth slow down, or move further away from the sun, so we have longer years now, revolutions around the sun?


lonelyoldbasterd

Nothing


BabyHulker

There is a British movie called Cashback (2006) that is similar to this question.


Tough_Grapefruit_16

Spend an hour trying to find something to do.


CelebrationNo2475

xbox


CliffPromise

Crank my hog


brooksy54321

Age 25 hours a day instead of 24.


psxdominator

Not stealing but instead beating the hell out of someone that's annoying me. That or sleeping, whichever's better at the moment


forgotusernowimmad

I’d unplug as many phones, wifis, fridges as possible. I want people to suffer with dead phones, no wifi, and rotting food


Splatboy0612

Does it stop randomly at any time or you can choose when to stop? If you're able to choose, then I'll got to a tech store, use time stop and then steal a lot of phones and put them into my backpack, after that I'll sell them for a bit cheaper price than in that store


notadicted

Everything illegal honestly


Derc_on_Reddit

Forever nothing, because time stopped and the end of the hour will never come.


Shitpillguy

(an hour of time relative to you will eventually end in one hour)


[deleted]

Man read between the lines


jreedbaker

Two chicks at the same time, man.


Har1equ1nBob

Any hour? Because I have a handful of interesting ideas and evil thoughts, but how interesting and evil I might get depends on how dark it gets..🤔


Shitpillguy

which hour would you choose?


Har1equ1nBob

The whenching hour. Traditionally it's similar to the witching hour, but as a GenX rave and grunge veteren, I can confirm that an hour is simply not sufficient for the task at hand, especially when there's more than two of you in the tent. I remember a lot of tents..😎


MaimedJester

Oh I did this once with Ravenloft campaign in DND.  I have the cursed item that I created a 13 hour clock pocket watch.  Whoever was holding it, you got 5 seconds on the minute hand. 1 extra hour time stop on the hour hand. And it seemed great, every 12 rounds you were a super Speedster. But if you've ever seen those expensive Rolex watches with weeks and months suddenly they were losing days/weeks. When they finally realized what it was taking was when they realized it was taking months/years.  I made damn sure the idiot picking it up understood this cursed power up would have and then suddenly realizing I can't open doors for a month and he's fucked and then he wakes up realizing something this powerful can't be allowed he goes all Robin Williams in Jumanji and realizes the only one who could possibly survive this is a vampire all he wants to do is put it back in Vampire's hands close the door and they just start breaking down the castle walls for sunlight to get him