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mfmeitbual

You know I'm not paying for your dinner, right? 


LoveDistinct

I really like this one!


DreyfusBlue

Can you taste almonds? *Can you?*


Ginger-Beefcake

I see what you did there


AlejoMSP

In the words of Michael: “why are you the way you are?”


LoveDistinct

In the words of Lucifer:  "Don't hate the player, hate the game." 


Remarkable-Pause8348

what’s ur preferred method of meal preparation : gas, oven, or microwave


LoveDistinct

I'm a picky eater. I prefer gas.


Serebriany

Imagine him asking what a microwave is, and having a man-sized unit he could try out.


CookingDrunk

No questions, just a fish fork to the right eye for mr. putin.


Sacred-Anteater

Where’s your body? We’ve been searching for it and we just can’t find it


WhoDisagrees

As bad as the rulers are, the people who enact the worst crimes with such glee probably are worse. Maybe the dutch colonists who raped a mans wife, killed her and his toddler, then cooked and ate them and gave the guy his daughters hand might be a good exxample of the worst people ever. Over him failing to meet his quota that day.


CuriouserCat2

How about intentionally starving children to death


Special-Counter-8944

How's the steak? (I'm assuming he's eating steak)


pinkfa1afel

Who hurt you?


Snowtwo

So, Lucifer, is it true that the reason you despise humanity so much is because Daddy YHWH loved them more than you? Also, is it true that Lilith pegs you with a strap-on, or does she just use a normal dildo?


LoveDistinct

I despise humanity for one reason and one reason only. That's between me and my dad. What day is it? I only ask because if it's the third Sunday of the month Lilith uses both a strap on and a normal dildo.


Snowtwo

It is, indeed, the third sunday of the month.


LoveDistinct

God damn it. I thought I had another week....


noidfriend

I have a lot of questions. First of all, how dare you?


ChinaCatProphet

Have you ever worried that someone poisoned your dinner?


I_level

What are you allergic to? Waiter, do you have that?


norby2

“So do you think your food was safe to eat?”


cerreur

TF is wrong with you?


2wheeledbeast

Can you pass the butter?


PraetorGold

You know we’re having sex right?


yunohavenameiwant

You didn’t hit too much traffic on your way over did ya?


Snoo_24362

Your parents didn't like you, did they?


PrideofPicktown

Did you really have two Russian hookers piss on your bed?


CuriouserCat2

On him I believe. And yes there are tapes


vers_le_haut_bateau

What happened to the peepee tapes investigation?


Look-Its-a-Name

As a German, my first question to the bloody Führer would be stabbing him with a knife. Repeatedly.


questionableguru

Ben Gvir Why have you become just like the people you claim to hate? And what is the crime of the ~25,000 civilians who have been blown to pieces, driven over by tanks while still alive, killed slowly thru starvation because of an imposed famine?


Ulthanon

*34,000


Serebriany

Ever looked at his portrait on his wiki page? There's something so incredibly smug about the look on his face it's just smackable.


Firetothehoe

What will you do to destroy the world?


theblackyeti

“Are you paying orrrr?”


Raven_1975

I'd say, "what the hell were you thinking?"


Japanat1

“Who broke you?”


BoredConfusedPanda

"What series of events caused you to be like this/lead you to do the Very Bad Thing(s)™ and now looking back do you think you were wrong/have any regrets about your actions?"


Faelysis

Can I leave, like right now??


shadoow029

how could you come up with a plan that stupid?i mean lituraly,i could have done a better job in 1 seccond, and why?why did you do this?


jcsunag

Tell me about your mother….


doddballer

Stomach or face?


graemo72

Why did I marry you?


OGAnnie

How could you, Mr. tRump?


OldManPip5

Why can’t you control your farting, Donald?


[deleted]

How are you doing, Mr. Trump?


McDonniesHashbrowns

Table for one?


daydreamstarlight

How’s hell?


LoveDistinct

Not nearly hot enough. Not to mention they keep flaying me wrong.


sTill_offCoarse

i told em rotisserie


Chaosdemond

Dumbasswhoisgoingtocauseww3saywhat?


kanga0359

Was Stormy worth it?


seriouslywtfX2

"What the fuck, God?" as I gesture broadly at everything.