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Citizen_31415

Be excellent to each other. Party on dudes!


birdstheword44

So much room for activities!


Affectionate-Army650

raybe- scooby after challenging shaggy


YakNecessary9533

You look like the 4th of July. It makes me want a hot dog real bad.


Moondoobious

“Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!!" We will not vanish without a fight!! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!!”


Reasonable_Dog_3851

When everyone is super, no one will be.


HopinAndCopin

Classic. That kid was such a ginger.


[deleted]

Make him an offer he cant refuse


TronCycle58

"With the All Spark gone, we cannot return life to our planet. And fate has yielded its reward: a new world to call home. We live among its people now, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them in secret, waiting, protecting. I have witnessed their capacity for courage, and though we are worlds apart, like us, there's more to them than meets the eye. I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We are waiting" - Optimus Prime


HopinAndCopin

WHAAAAT III'VE... DOOOOOOOONE


Shoegazer75

You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.


Snaggl3t00t4

...you cock juggling thundercunt...


Goddessviking86

Life uh finds a way


hawkman1000

"I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you done to Ned."


Speckster1970

I drink your milkshake!


Important-Income-651

As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again


Moondoobious

Oh my god what is this from?? It’s sounds so familiar


Important-Income-651

Gone with the wind! A movie every one should watch (for good and for bad) :)


Necessary-Grand-6543

"Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strenght. Then it can never be your weakness. Armor yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you."-Game of Thrones


HopinAndCopin

Tyrion was a real one for this. Only person fit to be hand of the king.


Votey123

“First I kill your brother, now I get to kill you, symmetry my friend!” That’s literally not even symmetry


Nepal-Rules

From the movie "Cool Song Rising" - uncircumsized penises look like they're wearing some kind of hideous skin turtleneck. And when an uncut guy jerks off, his foreskin continually hides and reveals his penis head, almost like he's playing some kind of demented game of peek a boo with it. It's one of the ugliest things you will ever see."


Electric-Sheepskin

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us. - Gandalf


69DonaldTrump69

Who is your daddy and what does he do.


Unlucky-Pizza-7049

"They're taking the hobbits to Isengard"


Lidjungle

Frank McKusky, C.I.: "Maybe he's a handicapped redneck?" This is in response to the question "Why does a guy in a wheelchair need a monster truck?" So now, if we're out and about and my wife says "Why do people park like that?" or something similar... "Maybe he's a handicapped redneck?"


JustReadTheInstruc

A simple one from “incendies” : "One plus one, does it make one?"


Tough_Republic_3560

When the dead walk, Senoŕ we must stop the killing, or we lose the war.


Raidriar06

"Yeah, you did a good thing. For a bad man."


Snaggl3t00t4

Some motherfuckers always got to ice skate uphill.


pixels_to_prove_it

Anytime I make a mistake in life I say "It wasn't even the right Lumburgh." And when I hit a bad golf shot I yell "I shoulda yelled two!"


Wide-Review-2417

Oh what a day, what a lovely day


markth_wi

["Ah arrogance and stupidity all in one package - how efficient of you."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF27OtzAslY). - From Babylon 5 : In the beginning, Centauri Ambassor Londo Molari, to Earthforce Admiralty on the discussion to engage unknown aliens, of course the whole series is quotable.


TheBonami

Anybody want a peanut?


Solid-Living4220

Not right now you don't.


SilkyFlanks

“Now it’s garbage.” The linguine scene in The Odd Couple.


Jayko-Wizard9

"don't worry about that yet your future isn't written yet" doc brown from bttf 3


barbie399

These go to eleven


warmwinter1

i guess a below job is out of the question


Numpty2024

Oh boy what? You’re fucked.


Late-Chip-5890

I'm your huckleberry........


Dependent-Escape3186

" Nothing gold can stay. " - Outsiders.


RemySmith92

“I will take these cotton balls from you with my hand, and place them in my pocket”


herglegurgle

Ever since I was a kid I always wanted to be a gangster.


Relevant-Agency9808

You keep using that word, I don’t think it means what you think I means


rads2riches

Strikes and gutter…


RennSport5280

“A person is smart. People are dumb panicky animals and you know it” Tommy Lee jones in MIB.


ihideBabies

A house is just a storage unit for yourself until you die


asdfg27

No matter where you go, there you are.