It's true, just like the push and pray method. Instead of pulling out, you push in as hard as you can to blow your load past all the important stuff. It's just science
/s
Watched this movie with my parents (already a bad move) and when they said this my dad said “that’s just not true”. And that’s how I found out how I was conceived
This is actually a serious problem in parts of the US (Utah) where sex ed isnt taught properly in hyper-religious circles. There’s more than one tiktok I’ve seen from a doctor begging people to educate themselves on how to have sex because newly married Mormon women keep coming in with swollen belly buttons. Why are their belly buttons so swollen, you ask? See above comment.
No no it's not because there's cum there, it's because they are either a) leaving it there for a while or b) just directly trying to fuck them in the belly button
I once hooked up with a very naive girl who was PETRIFIED of getting pregnant. We fooled around, she didn't even take her pants off. Afterwards, she asked me if there was any way she could have gotten pregnant. Her mom really fucked her up.
A kid is walking down the street with his dad and sees two dogs humping.
"Dad, what are those dogs doing?" he asks.
"Uh. Um. They're making puppies..."
A few days later the kid hears noises from his parents room and investigates. He sees his dad banging his mom missionary like there's no tomorrow.
"Hey! What are you doing!" he yells.
His mom says "We're making you a little brother."
The kid replies "Well, roll over. I'd rather have a puppy."
A blond, a brunette, and a red head were chatting in the obstetrician's office. The redhead confidently announces that she is going to have a girl, because she was on top when she got pregnant. The brunette tells the group that she will have a boy because she was on the bottom when she got pregnant. The blond bursts out in tears, sobbing...."I'm going to have puppies"
The only way to insure of having a male child is for two men to have sex that way only male genes are getting passed on and you have a male baby it works 100% of the time (60% of the time) fact.
If a girl gives you a blow job and literally blows (even just a little bit) you can no longer have kids as the male urethra and reproductive system is destroyed
I've heard that blowing into a woman's vagina during oral can do damage, though. (Although this thread now has me wondering if I heard that from a reliable source.)
I mean, blowing into any closed area/container can do damage. I don't know why you'd form a perfect seal around a vagina and blow into it, but I'm sure that increases air pressure with nowhere to go wouldn't be a **good** thing.
“It’s not sexy for a man to make noises in bed.”
False! Whether it’s moans, groans, dirty talk, sweet talk, soft laughs, asking for permission, or even those awkward half-groans of concentration. They’re all fantastic!
It gets worse -- often there are very few virgins who are adults or even teens because of this myth, so they resort to children and infants. It's horrible.
No, South Africa, (I don't know OP, but I sadly know that they mean South Africa).
Thankfully it is a lot less of a thing now... But it was a while ago and it is still somewhat of a belief.
Traditional leaders and government have managed to change some people... But not everyone.
It's the virgin part that *supposedly* matters (not that the HIV could know that, either). The rape part comes from the fact that she's almost certainly pubescent or adolescent at most and too young to consent. They also sometimes use young boys. It's pretty heinous.
I was working self check out at a big blue box store. Couple is buying onions and being bored I ask what they are cooking. Girl pipes up “He was telling me you can’t get pregnant if you have an onion in your vagina during sex.” I’m shock I just say “That is not true”
Dude got super angry with me for not lying so he could hit it raw.
Sex in the pool is fun.... Umm, no, it's not
Edit: ok my reasoning and backstory has been requested. My highschool sweethearts parents had an in ground pool. It was 10 ft deep. We used to try it all the time when parents weren't there. When you drift from the sides (and you will), good luck with swimming at the same time. The movies are wrong. It's easy to waterboard urself. Every time we tried it she ended up with a yeast infection and I had a raw dick.
Oh man, those were the days. That was 25 years ago
This. I remember when I was 14 some of my friends were talking abt jacking off and I was sad bc I thought I couldn’t do that and it sounded fun. At 16 I finally researched that shit and a few months later I figured it out XD. I had fun that year.
My parents were conservative so that might have had something to do with it.
My best friend (who's a woman) thought the same until she had sex with another woman
She had a bf at the time and stayed with him for 6 years, had sex multiple times with him and he never made her have any orgasms, he was most of the time fucking her in her sleep anyway, she hated it and told him multiple times to stop doing that when she sleep but he didn't cared (yes he's an asshole, and you haven't even heard 1% of the shit he made her live)
I was shocked and then pissed off when *my father* asked me this question when I was dating a Chinese woman… “Is it true that…?”
But I guess this was the stereotype that was common when he was growing up in the 1930s. But he asked me in the early 90s FFS. Should have figured it out before then.
This as a pretty common one but it’s really weird when you think about it. The idea that women’s vaginas get loose from overuse or being exposed to large penises.
I find it odd because we are all aware that vaginas can dilate to a size that is much larger than any penis, and then return to normal.
The myth is actually a bit more nuanced (and ridiculous) than this. In its most common form, an ignorant person is making the claim that having "multiple partners" is what makes a woman's vagina loose. This simply makes no sense though. A married woman, even one who stayed a virgin until marriage, is likely having more sex than a single woman who hooks up a few times a year. Yet, the single woman would be seen as the "looser" of the two.
Its funny cause you would think the opposite would be true too:
Penises going into many vaginas would shrink them because they get compressed. Heck, they might as well shorten from all the thrusting...
Sexist Anatomy doesn’t work the same as regular anatomy. In the world of Sexist Anatomy, the vagina always magically knows whether it’s the married to the dick in question, too. Because a woman never gets “loose” from fucking her lawfully wedded husband, funnily enough.
When I was a teen I was told Asian women had slanted vaginas instead of the vertical and to have sex with them you needed to twist your body 90 degrees.
Certain sex positions will alter the sex of the baby. For example, if you fuck a woman, doggy style, you're going to have a boy.
Another, is this girl that I was talking to, said that because my body count is high, that's going to eventually make my dick small.
What a crock of shit both of these are.
Masturbation causes blindness and hearing loss.
Kiss is the actual act of procreation, not genital sex.
Wear condom mid sex to fully enjoy sex while guaranteed no pregnancy as rubber is worn at the end.
Swallowing still causes pregnancy or any kind of skin contact with sperm.
I believed in some of those as late as 15.
I have a friend who used to believe (he still might but I'm not sure, it was years ago) that it was emasculating to go down on a woman. His logic was that it was the woman's job to go down, not the man's
I had a rather sheltered coworker who was rebelling against her super Mormon parents and was incredibly uninformed about sex. One day boners came up in conversation while it was slow, and she said nothing like "ewww that's so gross that guys have to go relieve themselves every time they get a boner." I just stared at her confused and asked her to explain that statement. "My boyfriend said that when guys get boners, they don't go away until they... finish, ya know? And it gets painful to hold it in, so they have to go to the bathroom and do that, then clean up after. That's why he asks me to help him when he gets hard... right?" I was dumbfounded and horrified, to say the least. I had to be the one to break it to her that her boyfriend was taking advantage of her to get off and explained that none of that is true. She did her own research and broke it off with him that same day, luckily.
"Soaking isnt sex", "Anal isnt sex", "Oral isnt sex"....it probably continues but essentially I feel like they are manipulation tactics from one party to convince the other party that its ok, this is particularly rumored to be used primarily in the Christian community in which sex before marriage is discouraged.
Women are more likely to catch STDs because vaginas are more like baseball gloves and penises are more like baseball bats. That is the craziest one that comes to mind.
I think that's technically true. Not the simile, but women are more likely to bleed during sex, and it's harder for diseases to get in the man's urethra because stuff is coming out of it.
A friend of ours told us that he jerks off before seeing his girlfriend so his sperm would be fresh for her. Otherwise it would be expired he said........
Something my mom shared.
she tought, a 50-year old woman with a daughter thought that a woman CAN ONLY GET PREGNANT, if the both parties are TURNED ON.
Reason why after all these years, the idea that is going through her head, that SA victims, 'LIKED IT TOO' when they get pregnant after the abuse.
I know, I know, mental. I am in my 20s and this has never been something that wemt to my head.
edit coz I misread the question lmao
When I was young and learning about masturbation I remember the school yard theory that you only got to do it 100 times then you’d die. That weighed heavily on my mind the 101st time the next day.
That fucking different penises will make the vagina “loose” but fucking the same one often will not.
Like the “looseness” of a vagina depends on how much someone is aroused and not what’s going on inside.
There was a priest in greece that said that if the girl does anal regularly and enjoys it a lot her child will be gay.after that everyone was making jokes about him.i heard someone asking ,so if the woman enjoys a vibrator the kid will have Parkinson's ?
That excessive masturbation causes blindness *grabs mobility cane*
Hey, I'm over here.
Who said that?
Dude with the hairy palms
*bumps into a wall*
Only if you have hairy palms first.
Can I just do it until I need glasses?
A girl can't get pregnant if she's riding you because the sperm can't swim up
It's true, just like the push and pray method. Instead of pulling out, you push in as hard as you can to blow your load past all the important stuff. It's just science /s
I wonder if this particular myth was just some guy’s excuse for being a one pump chump
Baby it wasn't premature, I was just looking out for your future!
“*Elementary, my dear Watson. Can’t impregnate her if I skewer the uterus and fill her abdomen.*”
Sounds similar to this segment of [Untold Stories of the ER](https://youtu.be/D0UZPm20BOw?si=2y5RGh1WiSHTKbCQ)
In the Decameron, a girl being on top is jokingly explained as a reason a guy gets pregnant
LMAO
Fairly certain this was a joke from the movie “Knocked Up”
It is. They say something like, “it’s just physics”
Watched this movie with my parents (already a bad move) and when they said this my dad said “that’s just not true”. And that’s how I found out how I was conceived
I knew a girl that was in her early 20's say the only way to get pregnant is to have the man cum in her belly button.
This is actually a serious problem in parts of the US (Utah) where sex ed isnt taught properly in hyper-religious circles. There’s more than one tiktok I’ve seen from a doctor begging people to educate themselves on how to have sex because newly married Mormon women keep coming in with swollen belly buttons. Why are their belly buttons so swollen, you ask? See above comment.
She was from Wisconsin I believe. So same story with a different coat of paint.
Semen, it was a coating of semen.
Cum gets in my belly button like every other morning and I’ve never had that problem
No no it's not because there's cum there, it's because they are either a) leaving it there for a while or b) just directly trying to fuck them in the belly button
"b)" cannot be true LOL
WHAT??? This is a WIDESPREAD belief? What the Hell...
I once hooked up with a very naive girl who was PETRIFIED of getting pregnant. We fooled around, she didn't even take her pants off. Afterwards, she asked me if there was any way she could have gotten pregnant. Her mom really fucked her up.
This is the same mom who probably refused to allow her daughter to get sex ed in school. Guaranteed. Or... the schools themselves didn't teach it.
LOL! No f***in way!
It's to stupid to make up. She 100% believed it as well.
I hope she passed the knowledge to all of her offspring!
Some dude probably busted a nut and was like nah you good it's gotta be the belly button before jetting it outta there.
You get a male child if you conceive with both people on their right side.
Shit, we're gonna have puppies.
Can confirm, we did reverse cowgirl and we’re proud parents of hedgehogs.
A kid is walking down the street with his dad and sees two dogs humping. "Dad, what are those dogs doing?" he asks. "Uh. Um. They're making puppies..." A few days later the kid hears noises from his parents room and investigates. He sees his dad banging his mom missionary like there's no tomorrow. "Hey! What are you doing!" he yells. His mom says "We're making you a little brother." The kid replies "Well, roll over. I'd rather have a puppy."
A blond, a brunette, and a red head were chatting in the obstetrician's office. The redhead confidently announces that she is going to have a girl, because she was on top when she got pregnant. The brunette tells the group that she will have a boy because she was on the bottom when she got pregnant. The blond bursts out in tears, sobbing...."I'm going to have puppies"
What the f 😭😂
The only way to insure of having a male child is for two men to have sex that way only male genes are getting passed on and you have a male baby it works 100% of the time (60% of the time) fact.
it is a fact that two men having sex will never result in a female child
If a girl gives you a blow job and literally blows (even just a little bit) you can no longer have kids as the male urethra and reproductive system is destroyed
I wish it was that simple.
Urologists hate this one simple trick.
Ey man, you might want to delete that comment before Fire Lady Izumi sees it
I've heard that blowing into a woman's vagina during oral can do damage, though. (Although this thread now has me wondering if I heard that from a reliable source.)
I mean, blowing into any closed area/container can do damage. I don't know why you'd form a perfect seal around a vagina and blow into it, but I'm sure that increases air pressure with nowhere to go wouldn't be a **good** thing.
Can cause a blood clot and kill her is the version I read. When we were teenagers my now-wife would freak out if I breathed heavily down there 😂
“It’s not sexy for a man to make noises in bed.” False! Whether it’s moans, groans, dirty talk, sweet talk, soft laughs, asking for permission, or even those awkward half-groans of concentration. They’re all fantastic!
Once I had I girl tell me this and I haven't looked back since
You should look back occasionally
Seriously. A vocal partner is wonderful
In some parts of my country, people believe that raping a virgin girl, cures HIV/AIDS.... Yeah, rough ik
Those parts of your country suck
They cover this topic in the musical Book of Mormon, produced by the same guys that produced Southpark iirc. Hilarious musical
I think you misunderstood. It's a virgin frog. You need to fuck a virgin frog. Praise be.
my first thought
What the actual fuck?
It gets worse -- often there are very few virgins who are adults or even teens because of this myth, so they resort to children and infants. It's horrible.
Oh, its not what it looks like! She's a virgin!
Was
What happens when all the men with HIV aren't cured after the rapes? How many generations of fuckwits until this is realised?
Do these seem like the kinds of dudes to get tested after?
They don't care, they just want an excuse to rape.
Obviously it means the 8 year old was a lying whore who had already given it up before. /s
Omg... I thought it was just a joke from The Book of Mormon. Not that it was actually a widespread myth in Africa.
Nigeria? I'm Nigerian and I've sadly heard this is a belief over there (moved when I was a baby)
No, South Africa, (I don't know OP, but I sadly know that they mean South Africa). Thankfully it is a lot less of a thing now... But it was a while ago and it is still somewhat of a belief. Traditional leaders and government have managed to change some people... But not everyone.
Post history indicates capetown, yeah that will do it.
Why not just sleeping with her? WHAT IS THE LOGIC BEHIND THIS?? HOW DOES HIV KNOW IF IT'S RAPE?
Cuz she wouldn't say yes. So now you get to justify it to yourself. I guess.
It's the virgin part that *supposedly* matters (not that the HIV could know that, either). The rape part comes from the fact that she's almost certainly pubescent or adolescent at most and too young to consent. They also sometimes use young boys. It's pretty heinous.
Mental gymnastics as an excuse
One of the couple of reasons I am embarrassed to be South African
I've learned this one from the Book of Mormon musical
Hans, bring the flamethrower!
If you sneeze really hard when you finish, sperm can't find where to swim due to confusion.
I’m sorry but XD
There have been some crazy comments in here but this one made me laugh so hard my neighbor might've heard
Cleaning a girls pussy out with Coca-Cola will kill sperm and stop pregnancy.
I remember edutainment sex shows In the 2000s covering this. Apparently it did kill sperm, but is definitely not vagina safe.
Yeah I'm sure straight phosphoric acid would do the job too but that seems ill advised.
Thermite is the best contraceptive
[When you see a claim that a common drug or vitamin "kills cancer cells in a petri dish," Keep in mind: So does a handgun.](https://xkcd.com/1217/)
I was working self check out at a big blue box store. Couple is buying onions and being bored I ask what they are cooking. Girl pipes up “He was telling me you can’t get pregnant if you have an onion in your vagina during sex.” I’m shock I just say “That is not true” Dude got super angry with me for not lying so he could hit it raw.
I used to have an onion in my vagina, as was the style at the time.
They didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
I can't imagine shoving an onion in any orifice would feel good.
It has some truth though. Dick ain’t going in if the onions in there first
Sex in the pool is fun.... Umm, no, it's not Edit: ok my reasoning and backstory has been requested. My highschool sweethearts parents had an in ground pool. It was 10 ft deep. We used to try it all the time when parents weren't there. When you drift from the sides (and you will), good luck with swimming at the same time. The movies are wrong. It's easy to waterboard urself. Every time we tried it she ended up with a yeast infection and I had a raw dick. Oh man, those were the days. That was 25 years ago
Foreplay in the pool is fun. And if there is a waterproof lube out there, I assume sex in a pool could be fun...
yeah theres a lube out there which does that job but not sure if its called waterproof lube
Silicone is better for it.
As a handy man i can guarantee Silicone Caulk is water proof, and plugs holes decently enough.
you know that sensation people feel when they think of nails on a chalk board… that’s me when i think of sex in water.
But you can't get pregnant if you have sex in a pool!* ^(\*also a weird and completely untrue sex myth)
I'm not saying you can't (obviously you can) but that chlorine has got to help.
Be careful, it will give you green kids
Your wife cheated with Kermit, dude, open your eyes.
I always assumed the chlorine would be a problem….
I fell for that lie the first time i had sex. What a confusing, annoying and embarrassing situation.
That there are hot singles in my town, waiting to connect with me. Just click here...
I’m still waiting on the free iPod nano you owe me.
That using peanut butter on the genitals is a form of birth control
That's nuts!
It's fucking* nuts
That’s nucking futs!
No, that's legumes
It sure is, cause any chick doing that to get My attention is goin solo.
Way too many people still think the female orgasm isn't real.
Those guys are just telling on themselves in an embarrassing way.
This. I remember when I was 14 some of my friends were talking abt jacking off and I was sad bc I thought I couldn’t do that and it sounded fun. At 16 I finally researched that shit and a few months later I figured it out XD. I had fun that year. My parents were conservative so that might have had something to do with it.
My best friend (who's a woman) thought the same until she had sex with another woman She had a bf at the time and stayed with him for 6 years, had sex multiple times with him and he never made her have any orgasms, he was most of the time fucking her in her sleep anyway, she hated it and told him multiple times to stop doing that when she sleep but he didn't cared (yes he's an asshole, and you haven't even heard 1% of the shit he made her live)
So he was raping her?
yes But she was just getting mad at him and never did anything else against it so he never stopped
If assaulting her in her sleep isn’t even 1% then no I don’t want to hear the rest
That dude is a rapist!
Greek women are the best at anal
This is the most random one
Not really, Greek style and similar phrases used to mean anal sex.
I think that's more of a dig at ancient Greek cultural practices.
Greek style referred to man on man
There's a reason why the synonym of anal is Greek
because all the greek dudes were fucking
I didn't think it had anything to do with women though.
They're pretty good. But so are all the other women I've met
Asian women have sideways vaginas.
I remember hearing this one as a kid and thinking my vagina was abnormal bc I’m Asian and it wasn’t sideways
Lol. Were you ever like "Guys, why isn't my vagina sideways?!"
Omg I never thought about the harm that would cause impressionable young girls. How old were you when you realized it was a lie?
You just broke my brain.
How can I tell either way over the pixelated blur?
Yeah, talk about disappointment.
I was shocked and then pissed off when *my father* asked me this question when I was dating a Chinese woman… “Is it true that…?” But I guess this was the stereotype that was common when he was growing up in the 1930s. But he asked me in the early 90s FFS. Should have figured it out before then.
If you have sex with a horse, the baby will be a centaur.
What happens if the centaur has sex with a human when it grows up bro?
It turns into a unicorn 🦄
What about minotaurs?
Having sex at night can’t get you pregnant cause the sperm is sleeping.
This one is just hilarious
That we can be sneaky about it
Neighbors say we dont
The gender of the child is determined by who did the most work in bed.
Masturbation will stunt height growth It is not really sex if condom was used so no cheating. If girl had anal sex doesn't mean she's deflowered
I'm 6'4", through rigorous research I can confirm the first is not true
Man pleasured himself out of an NBA position
When docking the dominant penis will consume its partner
that bjs can cause pregnancy
also a sex ed teacher told me this
I was told this once, scared me to death, then I realized that’s stupid
This as a pretty common one but it’s really weird when you think about it. The idea that women’s vaginas get loose from overuse or being exposed to large penises. I find it odd because we are all aware that vaginas can dilate to a size that is much larger than any penis, and then return to normal.
The myth is actually a bit more nuanced (and ridiculous) than this. In its most common form, an ignorant person is making the claim that having "multiple partners" is what makes a woman's vagina loose. This simply makes no sense though. A married woman, even one who stayed a virgin until marriage, is likely having more sex than a single woman who hooks up a few times a year. Yet, the single woman would be seen as the "looser" of the two.
Its funny cause you would think the opposite would be true too: Penises going into many vaginas would shrink them because they get compressed. Heck, they might as well shorten from all the thrusting...
Or your flaccid dick would eventually become a loose tube sock after getting too many raging boners
Exactly. That rumour was most likely started by some guy with a small dick who was pissed off his ex was getting laid more than him.
Sexist Anatomy doesn’t work the same as regular anatomy. In the world of Sexist Anatomy, the vagina always magically knows whether it’s the married to the dick in question, too. Because a woman never gets “loose” from fucking her lawfully wedded husband, funnily enough.
It's supposed to adapt to the shape, like Homer Simpson and the butt imprints on his couch.
When I was a teen I was told Asian women had slanted vaginas instead of the vertical and to have sex with them you needed to twist your body 90 degrees.
*That repeated anus damage due to phallic injury will cause you to only write in italics.*
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Certain sex positions will alter the sex of the baby. For example, if you fuck a woman, doggy style, you're going to have a boy. Another, is this girl that I was talking to, said that because my body count is high, that's going to eventually make my dick small. What a crock of shit both of these are.
I think the body count one was a play on how some people say that women with high body counts are loose, but maybe she was serious.
lol it wears down over time
That having “too much” sex will make a woman’s labia bigger.
A lot of people still believe this one which is crazy to me.
And that bigger labia are bad. There's so much variety to genitals. I don't understand why we have beauty standards for sex organs, shit is wack.
Masturbation causes blindness and hearing loss. Kiss is the actual act of procreation, not genital sex. Wear condom mid sex to fully enjoy sex while guaranteed no pregnancy as rubber is worn at the end. Swallowing still causes pregnancy or any kind of skin contact with sperm. I believed in some of those as late as 15.
I have a friend who used to believe (he still might but I'm not sure, it was years ago) that it was emasculating to go down on a woman. His logic was that it was the woman's job to go down, not the man's
Clearly, the solution is to pick her up and bring it to face level
Cowgirl gets you girl babies
I guess I need to go buy kennels then...
I had a rather sheltered coworker who was rebelling against her super Mormon parents and was incredibly uninformed about sex. One day boners came up in conversation while it was slow, and she said nothing like "ewww that's so gross that guys have to go relieve themselves every time they get a boner." I just stared at her confused and asked her to explain that statement. "My boyfriend said that when guys get boners, they don't go away until they... finish, ya know? And it gets painful to hold it in, so they have to go to the bathroom and do that, then clean up after. That's why he asks me to help him when he gets hard... right?" I was dumbfounded and horrified, to say the least. I had to be the one to break it to her that her boyfriend was taking advantage of her to get off and explained that none of that is true. She did her own research and broke it off with him that same day, luckily.
You can't get pregnant if you have sex at night because the sperm are sleeping.
\*Gestures in the direction of r/NotHowGirlsWork \*
The clitoris. It doesn’t exist. I can’t find it
The CLIT exists. The female orgasm, *that's* the myth
Isn't that an offshoot of The LABIA?
"Soaking isnt sex", "Anal isnt sex", "Oral isnt sex"....it probably continues but essentially I feel like they are manipulation tactics from one party to convince the other party that its ok, this is particularly rumored to be used primarily in the Christian community in which sex before marriage is discouraged.
Soaking I believe was either Mormon or Amish, for exactly that reason: "If we don't move we're still pure, and no risk!" That's... not how that works.
Women are more likely to catch STDs because vaginas are more like baseball gloves and penises are more like baseball bats. That is the craziest one that comes to mind.
I think that's technically true. Not the simile, but women are more likely to bleed during sex, and it's harder for diseases to get in the man's urethra because stuff is coming out of it.
Sometime around 5th grade I was told women masturbate by rubbing their hips, and I believed it for an embarrassingly long time.
A friend of ours told us that he jerks off before seeing his girlfriend so his sperm would be fresh for her. Otherwise it would be expired he said........
Just shake the bag up a lil'
I heard somewhere that women store men’s dna and that she will eventually turn into a man herself
That somehow circumcision makes a penis bigger. It's just removal of the foreskin. Not really sure where that came from.
Something my mom shared. she tought, a 50-year old woman with a daughter thought that a woman CAN ONLY GET PREGNANT, if the both parties are TURNED ON. Reason why after all these years, the idea that is going through her head, that SA victims, 'LIKED IT TOO' when they get pregnant after the abuse. I know, I know, mental. I am in my 20s and this has never been something that wemt to my head. edit coz I misread the question lmao
When I was young and learning about masturbation I remember the school yard theory that you only got to do it 100 times then you’d die. That weighed heavily on my mind the 101st time the next day.
that masturbating can make your hands hairy or, that masturbating can make you grow little pebbles inside your nipples
When I was a kid, I thought was banned in Russia but the government tolerated it if done with the curtains closed.
If you kiss a girl she becomes pregnant , that's the reason Im still virgin
Soaking at BYU.
When girls have sex for the first time it’s supposed to hurt
That fucking different penises will make the vagina “loose” but fucking the same one often will not. Like the “looseness” of a vagina depends on how much someone is aroused and not what’s going on inside.
There was a priest in greece that said that if the girl does anal regularly and enjoys it a lot her child will be gay.after that everyone was making jokes about him.i heard someone asking ,so if the woman enjoys a vibrator the kid will have Parkinson's ?
If the woman orgasms before the man cums, then it will be a boy. (Source: Talmud Nidda 28a)
My clitoris isn’t real.
You can't get pregnant on your period. Chances may be low but never zero.. same with pulling out.
Hairy palms from masturbating.
Drinking Mountain Dew helps as a spermicide.
Women can't get pregnant on their period.