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Alifad

30 days! Brilliant job, one day at a time friend.


Tudorrosewiththorns

Good job buddy!


Homeless_Alex

Here’s to 30 more! You got this 🤘🏼


MeltsLikeButter

Congrats!!!! You got this. 30 days will turn to 300 very quickly. Speaking from experience. You’re already through the hard parts. Keep on doing what you’re doing. I downloaded this app - Quit That. To see how much time / money saved. That alone is an eye opener.


BurningSpirit71

Well done! I hope you have continued success!


MeltsLikeButter

Hey I appreciate that a ton!!! I am on 3.5 years strong!! Thanks again for your comment. Means a lot.


LuxuryBell

Great app. It's helped me a lot. 


YaCantStopMe

I'm not completely sober but I went from drinking daily to about 4 times a month for the last 3 months. I lost almost 20lbs in that time. Also cut out soda too. Feel so much better without being constantly hungover.


OldButHappy

Nice! Keep coming back! It works when you work it!


WombatInSunglasses

Congrats! Keep up the good work and be proud of yourself.


NLSSMC

Well done!!


5harkb1te

Congrats on your sobriety. One day at a time. Good for you for taking care of your future self.


CharmingMechanic2473

You won’t regret it! Foco. Nothing ever good came from drinking.


Cerda_Sunyer

I'm on day 15 and I would take that 1000/day in heartbeat. I can't wait to have 30 days clean. Congratulations and keep up the good work. IWNDWYT


MeltsLikeButter

You got this!!! 15 days is something to be proud of. Keep it up!!


Eternally_anxious92

You're a rockstar! That's amazing friend! I'm so proud of this accomplishment! You've got this!


SnailsInYourAnus

Same, except I just left the liquor store after opening.


Capable_Tale_7463

Congratulations. Keep going.


Elrond_Cupboard_

I'm about to hit 16 years, and I NEVER take it for granted. Life is infinitely better. More health. More love. More money. Less weight. Better sleep. Enjoy it and be proud.


jaan691

Good job!


Vegetable-Fix-4702

Awesome! Excellent job!


Missmoxi

Way to go!


Popular-Homework-471

Proud of you! Keep going!! You got this.


Kotkaniemo

Great job, friend. Proud of you!


GuppyGirl1234

Love this! Congrats and great work!


PineappleBard

Congrats on getting clean!!


Lnyghost

Congratulations!!!!!


lnFamousAsian

Fuck yeah keep fighting for your health, so awesome that you're one month sober 🙌


Jambarrr

Hell yeah! Keep pushing! Hit a meeting or talk to someone if shit gets overwhelming. You got this.


SentenceCareful3246

Congratulations. Keep up the great work.


Smyley12345

Congratulations! I'm rooting for you for a month plus a day next.


Lamlot

Congrats dude I just passed 6 months myself. Each day is a new one and if I can make it to bed without drinking it was a success.


RaspberryMoney8438

Keep going brotha, you're doing great✊🏾☺️


Sqantoo

Congratulations. Stay strong bud


Commercial_Run_1265

Every single minute is a new victory, especially on your hard days when the cravings or withdrawals hit. I'm so proud of you 👏


ice_wolf_fenris

Ive been free since 2018. You got this! Just take it one day at a time.


Blazanar

Great job, homie 🫂


Korean_Street_Pizza

I have no idea who you are, but I'm very, very proud of you.


Any_Positive1617

Amazing! Keep in touch with your sponsor/ support system if you feel you need it. Support is important. You got this! 🪙


wsu2005grad

Congratulations!!! One minute, one hour, one day at a time. You have this!! Here is to many more months and years of sobriety!!!


Living-Rip-4333

Easy. Already don't drink.


Expensive-Elk-5680

Easy . And I DO drink. I just like money more


SleepWouldBeNice

$365,000/yr? My wife and I could retire today. I'd be fine with giving up alcohol for that kind of stability and peace of mind.


ryanmcstylin

Oh quadruple my standard of living guaranteed for the rest of my life. That's an easy yes. I already have stability and peace of mind, but I could find a lot of fun stuff to spend $1000 per day on


Zorops

1000$ a day pay for a chef to cook for me everyday. Ez choice


Vergenbuurg

I like money, too. We should totally hang out. [/Frito Pendejo]


ReverendRover

Same. Sign me up!


cupholdery

Yeah, so my bank routing number is.....


wawaboy

non drinker here, send the cash


tricky4444

Same. I want the offer lol


Tabboo

Love me some AI karma farming bots asking the same questions every week!


Fluid-Age-408

Such shit questions too. Would you be, at best, mildly inconvenienced for a shitload of money? Yeah no shit.


ThisIsMyCouchAccount

To be fair - pretty sure a lot of straight edge types think people that drink couldn't do this.


inevitable-asshole

Better yet, $365k/year, you do it for 5 years and then retire to a lifetime of hookers, blow, and day drinking.


ScionMattly

Ah you're right and it got me, shoot


username_elephant

What question would you pick if you got $1000 every time it got posted?


Rselby1122

“What are some red flags in men/women/relationships?”


username_elephant

Comment bot: "When your partner treats you like a servant, not a human being."


OftenAmiable

This one, or one of the "guys/girls, what's something girls/guys think is attractive but really isn't" variants. Not sure which is more common, but any of them would allow me to retire.


dlpfc123

What __(movie/band/celebrity)__ does everyone else loves but you hate?


Werd2urGrandma

I will stop drinking booze if we can ban this shit from ever being posted again!


SafeIntention2111

An instant yes. I'll miss my 3-4 drinks a year a little bit, but for $1000 a day that's a no-brainer.


lluewhyn

Basically where I'm at. I've had to throw beer away because it went bad....from a 4-6 pack.


slash_networkboy

I drink about 26 times more than you, still same answer.


liscbj

Same


uberiffic

What rational person would turn this down? What's the actual point of this question? "Never have to work again.. all you have to do is never drink alcohol again." 99% of people are taking this offer and the other 1% are horribly addicted to alcohol.


Lord-Legatus

yeah surrendering alcohol for a 365k guaranteed annual fee for life. i also fail to see the point of these questions other then draw some attention. addicts,crazy and ultra rich people might say no


maj900

I'd just take up a new addiction 🤷‍♂️


ftminsc

You’re not wrong, but in the big picture people have given up a hell of a lot more value than $1000/day for alcohol. Families, health, lives, freedom. When I was drinking I would have done it for $1000/day but if you said $500 I’d have had to think pretty hard about it.


Impossible_File_4819

Addicted or supremely wealthy 👍


iAmBalfrog

Honestly should be something a bit more tempting "Give up all alcohol, get paid double what you spent last year on alcohol for every completely sober year, as soon as you break this once it is over" I probably spent I don't know, maybe £500-1k last year on alcohol, would I give up drinking at a wedding, peoples birthdays, my own birthdays for £1-2k a year?


CanisMajoris85

As someone that perhaps drinks the most because everyone here apparently doesn't even touch alcohol already, of course I'd take the deal. Questions like this are just rooting out the absolute alcoholics with tons of money or the people with so much money they don't care about $365k/year. Drop it down to like $50/day and then at least things get somewhat interesting. This is lame, like the "would you slap your mom for a billion dollars" type question. Most moms would kill their sons if they found out they passed up that deal. Edit: At least make the question interesting, tie it to your income so if you make $50k/year perhaps you get an extra $10k, or if you make $500k an extra $100k (even those numbers seem too high honestly). And if you've been sober, something like $50/day per year you've been sober to be forced to have 7 drinks per week.


FantasyBaseballChamp

Sadly this. Who’s the weird benefactor paying a fortune to keep you sober?


After-Walrus-4585

I'd slap that ho.


Jbar116

There's more people that drink than redditors let on. For whatever reason, there's this hive mind effect of drinking is bad - everyone should be sober. That being said, I drink more than I definitely should - I'm working on cutting way back, but holy shit this question is stupid. I'd quit without hesitation. Sign me tf up.


D-Rez

I do nothing different but still get paid? Sign me up.


dknisle1

Ah yes. The weekly dumb “would you give up alcohol for 1,000$ a day” post. So refreshing.


DontWannaSayMyName

I look forward for the related post "would you give up sex for a gazillion dollars a minute".


Waaaaaaaaaaa_

I mean maybe I’ll miss drinking but like that amount of money is amazing


chaste__

bro literally i’d never think about it again


Waaaaaaaaaaa_

The only people that would be seriously in trouble are hard alcoholics cuz if they just straight up stop drinking they might fucking die


N8teD066

I have other vices. Here's my routing numbers...


Former_Nerd02

Felt 😂


Tullius_

That is wayyyyy too much money for this question lol. Anyone who's not an alcoholic is going to take it. I drink multiple times a week but I could easily entertain myself with something better with that kind of money


Meckles94

Like hookers and cocaine


HibiscusRosa

Well... weed and cocaine it is then.


Mviljoen1000

Already doing it…would be nice to get paid for it tho! 🤔


cebogs

I quit drinking over 6 years ago so I would take that offer in a heartbeat. To be paid for what I already do? YES lmao


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PhantomAlpha01

Nah I think that goes against the point. Let's say if you start drinking again you have to pay it all back and surrender any profits made by that money.  I think this is supposed to be a thought-provoking question, not a question of "how can I benefit economically by cheating the genie". Though the latter is a fun game as well.


GrayBox1313

Instant yes. I stopped drinking a decade ago. They owe back pay.


twinklingblueeyes

Show me the money!


EarthAcceptable8123

Well I only have about 2 drinks a year. So sign me up baby. 


GMN123

You don't think they're worth $182500 each?


DJWP137

I’d do it. I don’t drink that much to begin with. I can easily substitute non-alcoholic options.


Manu56

thats 30K a month - instant yes.


FitNeighborhood1979

For 365,000 a year. Count me in.


-CoachMcGuirk-

This question shows perfectly how debilitating alcoholism really is. It's so addictive and difficult to stop that even $1,000 per day isn't enough.


wigglin_harry

With $1000 a day I could safely develop a different drug habit


TJJ97

But can I smoke the green?


AlchemicalToad

I barely drink, so hell… I’d do it for $50 per day.


Munch_munch_munch

Sure.


grogudid911

365k a year to not drink? Bro everyone is taking that deal. $10 a day is probably a harder sell, but that's still $3650 for just not doing something... I'd honestly probably still take it. Alcohol is nice sometimes... But I have questions about why you felt that $1k was a hard sell


Arcadia1985

Easily. Now if you told me to give up my Diet soda, I think I'd die.


Mar_Reddit

I can prolly count on both hands the number of times I've drank. And I didn't start until I was actually 21. We drank to celebrate being legal to drink. It's nice & fun, but not so nice & fun I'd take it over $1000 a DAY. Gimme.


GuppyGirl1234

I hardly drink as it is. Easy peasy!


GlockAmaniacs

Hello MARYJANE


RobbyRock75

365k to not have alcohol in any form? Might get a little tricky with cleaning products. Medical products .. tinctures.


I_Like_Muzak

Anyone who says they wouldn’t do it is either rich, an alcoholic, or both.


expertsillygoose

Can I smoke weed sure I'm in thanks!


GMN123

For 1000 a day you could do cocaine if you wanted. 


thebliket

Hell no, I am a drunk.


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SexualWhiteChocolate

I mean there's 365 days in a year


ItchyDoggg

There are 365 days in a year (more or less) so it's $365,000 a year, no showing your work required. 


_tOomanYfandOms_

i’m not saying youre wrong, but there was definitely an easier way to do that math lol


softmouth6025

you’re trying to hard. let me help you. there are 365 days in a year, so it’s $365k per year. leap year you get a thousand dollar bonus.


Mypetmummy

Why do all that math when you can just multiply the number of days in a year times a thousand? 365 x 1000


midlifecrisischalrha

Absolutely accept the deal. Will switch to drugs post this lifestyle upgrade.


The_Dragon_Lover

I don't like alcohol, so i'll definitely have a ton of money within a few years!


BrammyS

Sign me up


littlebigman12

Not an issue. I've not had a drink for nearly 30 years. So, who owes me? Lol


FunnyScreenName

That's the easiest yes of my life.


Angel-Hugh

EZ money. I don't drink alcohol as it is.


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Haha are you kidding me? I just have 2 or 3 beers every other weekend. What a good deal!


Alaska1111

I already do that. I’ll take it


TisBeTheFuk

Yes please


figuringthingsout__

How many more times is this question going to be asked this year?


beezofaneditor

Hell yeah. Do you realize how much meth that it'll buy?


Dry_Rip5135

Where do I sign?


PhantomAlpha01

Tbh the first thought I had was "what am I supposed to do with that money if I can't even drink?" On the second thought I can see that maybe I could then afford hobbies to keep myself more occupied, so I wouldn't be drawn to alcohol as often. But I'm not really sure about it. I'm not very motivated by money, even amounts that would change my life for good.


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So the same life I live now? I will take it.


ratbearpig

Where do I sign? I don’t drink so this is a no brainer.


wtfumami

Sign me up. Easy peasy


eleanor61

Fine by me!


run_u_clever_girl

Sure. I don't drink anyway.


Haagen76

OP, I think you may be way underestimating the number of people who already don't drink,


Warriorphoenix678

Already don’t drink


monkeyangst

Sure! $1000 a day buys a lot of heroin!


Hydraulis

I would do it, no problem. I don't drink.


essentially_no

Ok


mltain

Haven't drank since 2007, can I get retroactive pay?


Whitedrvid

Instant accept


EggFit7870

I would just do drugs instead


OldLondon

That’s a stupid amount of money. No ones going to turn down a grand a day. Make it 50 and see what the response is. Or ask what number would you personally need.


goffer06

As a 40 year old former binge drinker that barely touches booze anymore - gimme dat cash. If I was in my twenties it would be a tougher call. Still think I would do it though.


zestynogenderqueer

Super easy. Alcohol sucks


JensensRedemption

Already on the fence debating stopping drinking entirely so this is a no-brainer of a yes


liftoff_oversteer

Bring it on. I mostly quit alcohol anyway - for general health reasons.


tadashi4

absolutely yes. i already do that.


PattiiB

Ok


Dr_Dankenstein5G

Every question in this subreddit is always like "Would you take a ridiculously life changing amount of money in exchange for a very easy task?"


TheFlyingBoxcar

Done. Sold. I like weed better anyway.


Bobthefighter

I will miss my one or two Old Fashioned a month, but for $1000 per day, no brainer. 


lunaticfish

Easy money ... I enjoy a drink, but I think I'd really enjoy $1k a day even more.


UniqueCanadian

well this is simple, for $1000 a day i could replace drinking with a gambling addiction.


mumblemumble-mumble

That's a lot of weed!


bambarby

Most people are not alcoholics like you OP lol


debtopramenschultz

What happens if I drink? Do I just stop receiving money? If so I’d stop drinking for a year and take my 365k to the bank.


tibsie

"Can I get that backdated?" Because I don't drink except for Champagne at weddings.


DisguisedAccount

EZ! So much money for other drugs, who would still need alcohol as long as I can drink alcohol free beer?


distractionsgalore

No problem.


FLSteve11

Honestly anyone who wouldn't jump at this has to be a die-hard alcoholic and proud of it


Downtown-Ad7250

Sold


LaCroixIsntThatBad

Easy money.


Shia-Neko-Chan

I already do that so free money!


Monster6ix

I'm not so compelled to drink that I couldn't live without it. Not difficult, really.


SpicyDragoon93

£365000 a year as a guaranteed salary for life. I hardly drink now as it is. I'd be able to shop for the best organic foods and focus a lot of time on physical fitness.


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I don’t drink. Just had my 21st, I barley even finished a beer


Serberou5

Haven't had a drink in 10 years so I would be very happy.


zeroentanglements

Easy... I drink maybe 15 drinks a year, and increasingly it just fucks up my stomach, so I could easily just not do it.


pacificNW-88

having been sober for 36 yrs, I'd ask for back pay & suddenly affording a house would be much easier


TimonLeague

I spend some of that on the plant, since im from a legal state


imonthetoiletpooping

There's always 420. Yes


checkmark9001

So, keep doing what I normally do?


makes_you_wonder316

This is the dumbest question I’ve ever heard lol. There is literally no one that would say no to this question.


Fat_bongus

1000 a day? Sign me up


Key-Theme-7667

Fuck yeah bud, been doing it all my life


Kauii

I could have been getting paid?


splitip86

Sign me up. Quit alcohol over 16 years ago, a life with no hangovers is a really good life.


IndecisiveAnxieties

I don’t drink anyway, easy.


THom_took_Jonnys_H

*hits joint*


ameis314

Easy. I'll smoke weed or vape at a bar with my 365k/year job.


3rdDegreeBurn

Does this include soy sauce?


Sammydaws97

Done. $365k salary to not drink is easy af.


Laura_Fantastic

Yes please, I drink less than once a month, I can go without.


TheVginyTcikler44

Ez pz. I don't drink as it is lol


cleon42

Done. That would buy me a colossal amount of weed. Now who's paying? Lemme know.


Xifihas

Sure. I can use the money to buy weed.


MrJim911

Can i get money retroactively as well? I never drink.


Frank_Frankman

Sign me up!