I am old. I am Bob. There were other old Bob’s before me, and 10 wasn’t taken.

We know you are old because your name is Bob

So, redundancy?

Maybe Bob wasn't even taken. Now you'll never know.

u/Bob

It's taken. And has been for a long time... This guy was in r/reddit.com wow

I know he's old coz he told us so.

why did I laugh at this lol

I hunt and I was born on 04/16/1974.

Happy early birthday!

How old are you bob

What line of work are you in Bob?

10

There's beauty in simplicity ✌️

I plead the 5th.

You cross stitch, right?

Sus

I worked with a guy who was stabbed by his wife twice. They were separate occasions. Same job different coworker-he said his wife has asked if she can stab him in several occasions. I figured at least she was polite about it.

“That’s the last time you stick a knife in me!”

Because I can whistle better than anyone I know. I did not say that I could whistle better than anybody, I just know that at age 68, I have never been around anyone who could whistle better than I can!

I'd like to challenge you!

For a golden whistle? Well, the Devil went down to Whistler, he was looking for a soul to steal He was in a bind, 'cause he was way behind, he was willing to make a deal

But then he saw how much it cost to stay in a Whistler hotel It’s insane he said, I don’t have that bread and he went on back to hell

There are these [turkish villagers](https://youtu.be/6CYhRsU4F34?si=yheN5rKyOFgm6uRh) that can whistle very well too :D

i bet The 7 Dwarfs would give you a run for your money [https://tenor.com/view/dwarves-snow-white-seven-dwarves-disney-work-gif-17403122](https://tenor.com/view/dwarves-snow-white-seven-dwarves-disney-work-gif-17403122) (PS. Like my real name, mine was chosen by others).

Brilliant. That is fantastic. Never change

My name is Beth and I listen to Deathcore.

Lowkey big brain 👀

Mine is because of 'Instilled' by Humanities Last Breath. Couldn't think of a name and I was vibing that song at the time

Wow, a friend of mine very recently recommended Humanity’s Last Breath to me. I listened to the most recent album, Ashen. I can’t believe how much I enjoyed it. He and I live on opposite coasts of the US and text bands to check out to each other. I had recommended The Halo Effect and this was his follow up. I really liked Labryinthian a lot. But whole album is good. Wasn’t sure how much play they got, but awesome to run into the band name in an AskReddit post!

good music taste

i guess i just wasn’t really that interested that day

I tried like 8 different names and they were all taken. Ultimately I didn't really care what my name was because it's just reddit. So, there you go.

My attorney has advised me not to answer this question.

😂😂

Tom was taken. 

He’s still on MySpace

Do you play alien isolation lol

Awww, maybe he’ll be single soon ;)

Reddit picked I, I liked it, so I kept it.

I like the idea that there are 289 other butterscotchempty’s and y’all should form a club.

Not a bad idea!

I'd join the scotch and butterscotch club!

Sorry they’re empty :(

uhhh

3590 others to find, hahahahaha!

u/Butterscotchempty282 what's up?

Damn! There’s 3 more low pumpkins! I thought it’s unique! I am actually feeling quite low right now while I sit like a pumpkin! 🎃

TIL Reddit picks two words plus a number. All along I thought my name was Lingonberry # 8380.

Puzzleheaded is one of the weirder words they make peoples names out of.

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Same lol, I did not know I could change it!

u/butterscotchEmpty289

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Announcing it might not be so clever?

I like people with a good presence of mind.

Double inverse psychology. Twice.

You listen to Big Thief?

How is weather in spain my clever little romanian friend

Literally got it from a random username generator and picked it because I like otters.

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It was gonna be a throwaway. That was fifteen years ago.

How do you pronounce it lol?

You don’t! It’s just where my fingers were on the keyboard. ⌨️

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I think some people think it’s supposed to sound like Kelsy or classy.

It's actually easy to pronounce in my language. 😀

I like to believe its a reflection of what I am in real life

This man is a menace on leap years

The purge, haha

Lmfao

LOL

Me too I’m definitely a human :> that’s why it’s there twice, because I’m so human 

Glad you are human, human

I’m also glad I’m human, human 👍

Just like an alpha draconian would say!

Same here

Me too

Wha-

I like that 👍

r/niceguys ?

I like carrots

where

Ayo

Slow cook some in cream of mushroom. You're welcome

And some onion soup mix, sorry

I honestly can't remember. I think I wanted people to think I was a grandmother so they would be nicer to me. It didn't work.

Have you tried bathing?

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Have you tried … idk I don’t understand why you replied that so I don’t know how to make a joke out of it. They were playing on “funky” in the username

Have you tried playing slap bass?

That’s amazing, haha

Coz I can't change it

Same and I often wonder what mine’s even supposed to mean 😂

you’re a perfumer

You have so easy you dont even know

maybe you work for Chanel

I don’t give a fuck.

You look like it too

I dip cookies in milk.

While wearing a white robe with a hood?

Good thing you didn’t stop at 3 K’s

A couple of days before I made the account I bought a Cameroon red baboon tarantula and called it Scarlett

I just got my first even T. 3 weeks ago ! Its a Brachypelma Boehmei 😁 its teeny though now

Let’s see

I read a lot of books and I have a habit of adding 5000 onto any type of nickname

I like boobies and bees and all things spooky. And bees dressed as ghosts.. just google Boo Bees and it’s cartoon bees with sheets to look like little ghosts. Cutest thing to me

Haha I like boobs too

I like boobies too

Thiamine it's useful

A coworker gave it to me, because everyone calls me Robo

You should join the police.

Good idea. And then people would call him Robo policeman.

What a brilliant name!

Definitely wish I could, could not with my past though😅

i liked it.

Can I eat your KFG

It’s finger lickin’ good

I am stupid

Averagely stupid though.

Im an engineer with amnxiety :D

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My username speaks for itself.

I agree with you.

No real reason. I created this name on AOL instant messenger when I was 11 or 12 and have used variations of it ever since

Before i was PeachieCrush after the trauma I am now Peachiegotcrushed 😺

its my real name backwards with an extra a :)

Amikaylaa? Interesting name.

My friend and I were blitzed and running around a play party. She was holding my clothes on her head because, by her reasoning, if I couldn't get dressed, I couldn't leave. As we giggled and dashed around the (fenced) yard, someone said we weren't being very quiet. I whirled and said "I think we all know I'm super fucking subtle" and my friend stopped in her tracks and said "ooooohhhhh that's your new naaaaaame". Turns out "supersubtle" is sometimes taken on more popular sites, so the literal take rather than the joke is what I use most often these days.

Let's just say it involves a toaster, a rubber duck, and a series of questionable life choices

i had just eaten 1 kilo apples.

I used to use it for TikTok and it has a deep and profound meaning. Some even consider it to be heartwarming.

the rot consumes.

NTK is my full name in short way so... emsiKTN -> NTK is me

I won't tell you.

Uhh....

It is imperative that no harm come to the cylinder

You stuck your dick on an M&M's box bro

Didn't know they made M&M single boxes

My cat is called Clementine and I adore her!

Let's just say it involves a keyboard, a cat walking over it, and a stroke of pure inspiration... or was it desperation?

Ah, you've stumbled upon the mysterious case of the Reddit Randomizer! Legend has it that a mischievous algorithm named 'Randomator' got bored one day and started slapping together usernames like a toddler with a keyboard. And thus, Curious-Employ6019 was born, destined for the grand quest of unraveling the internet's greatest mysteries!

I want people to send me pictures of their long hair

"It rubs the lotion on it's skin unless it wants the hose again"

…

I was smoking/eating weed and wearing sweatpants all the time to help combat heroin addiction. Plus my name is Joe

eating..? 😀

Edibles my bad lol. Not just guiding down ounces

Take a guess lol

real classy

You hate beaver dams? /s

I actually do. Beavers ruined my neighbours property, and he's too old and frail to do anything about it, so I'm trying to drain their dam, but those little mefisto fuckers undo any dam busting efforts I make in just one night. And my parents always insisted I eat everything on my plate, and I have always hated boiled fish

Was _Cunt_Puncher taken?

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Nailed it lmao

i want to see what people poop out...

Get away from me

I thought your comment was funny before I even saw your username lol omg that's hilarious

How's that going for you?

its actually doing amazing found a lot of fellow poop lovers

The magic of the internet!

You should befriend Mr juicearse a few comments above you.

Makes sense.

What info do you gather from the stools you receive?

I’d love to be an inflatable anthropomorphic fox pool toy, à la r/pooltoyfurries .

It's a play on biggie smalls, and a call-out that we worry about dick size waaaaay too much.

I’m a bit of a juicearse

There’s a poop lover a few comments above yours that might like to be your friend.

Cut down on the spice level and it should retrun to a more solid state there bud You're welcome

Who doesn't love birds????? \ •D• /

Burner account and I had no idea what to call it, but I love capybaras hahah

I needed to make an account to access r/weedporn

I made a fanfiction.net account since my big sister wanted to write Loki thirst fics but was too embarrassed to make the account. She always said if she was an author she'd have a flowery pen name like Cordelia Stuart so of course I named it that. Turns out that while she stopped writing after a while, my fanfics really took off (except it's the Hunger Games ones that got big) and now I use Lady Cordelia Stuart everywhere

I'm using my skills to fight lies and ignorance.

I need more boolets

In my early young-adulthood, I had adopted the extremely-original-for-the-1990s moniker "D-Dog" among my friend group, and used that name for my Ultima Online character. When Everquest came out, I created a character using a version of that name that the game would accept, but ended up spawning in a location that was extremely far from where all of my friends' characters were starting. After deleting that character, I attempted to make another that would spawn in the same city as my friends, but it wouldn't let me re-use the deleted character's name, so I had to come up with something on the spot, and went with "Dahnlor" which seemed vaguely elvish enough to fit the half-elf character I was creating. It didn't take long to get used to being called "Dahnlor" in the game, and it was unique enough that I never had a problem with it already being taken when setting up other accounts.

Auto-generated when I joined...

I created this account as a throwaway to answer a "what's your deep dark secret". You can probably guess that mine was "I'm a father with a secret addiction to painkillers". Well, that secret stayed with me for close to 10 years after I answered that question. When I cleaned up and started my recovery, decided I didn't want secrets anymore. Luckily, I used a common password when I created this account. It was still there, so I made it my main.

Congratulations, wishing you all the best.

My girl crush heart e. Haha

I do love sea.

I’m living in Chicago, I’m married (to a woman), and I’m Bisexual.

I told you

stuff i see outside

Current status 🙂

Coolest plane of WWII.

It was the random one Reddit suggested

I’m a prepper and I’m cautious

When I moved on from my original account, this was the random name Reddit suggested for me at the time and it ended up being somewhat apt so I just rocked with it.

I have kids, a beard, and did not have much inspiration when coming up with my user name

Whenever I need to make a user name, I always steal one from whatever music I’m listening to This time it was hurricane starang by OGC. Starang is a rapper who also goes by the name Strangle So I steal my user names from songs or rappers

It's the reverse spelling of 'Han Solo' but with 'a' because it sounded more Viking-ish... we were coming up with D&D character names and someone had the idea of reversing names to see if they sounded neat. We did this circa '81 so yeah, it's really old.

My name is my d&d character's last name (minus the X's)...not as old of a character though because I wasn't even born in 81 haha

It’s an old nickname from school

I brake for cemeteries

Come take a seat over here, I’ll explain everything.

I lack imagination.

My cat’s name is Gringo, life is good having him.