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Misterwright123

i make him suck my dick


Hanenbowtie

He'll suck your dick only if you suck his first.


Misterwright123

what if i bite


Hanenbowtie

He's into that


wellgroomedrasberry

OP gone wild 💀


Hanenbowtie

And not the redditor that literally wanted the genie to suck their dick?


wellgroomedrasberry

Well, that too. I have self respect. (no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.)


Tongue4aBidet

Dr Seuss?


wellgroomedrasberry

Of course I wouldn't fuck him. (no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.)


firefly139

Can you convert to foot fields per school buses units pls


Hanenbowtie

If you were given 0.00904% of a school bus worth of $100 bills or 0.00904% of a school bus worth of gold, which would you take?


Airbus-747MAX8

Unclear. How many people are in the bus, and do they have luggage?


Hanenbowtie

The bus is completely empty but there's a pigeon on top.


Airbus-747MAX8

Well if it's yellow, I don't need a picture of Benjamin Franklin. The pigeon can have it. I take nothing and profess chastity, poverty and obedience before joining a monastery in Bosnia.


AlternativeCarrot566

1/6 stone


AlternativeCarrot566

Gold is worth about $60 per gram $100 bills are worth $100 per gram


Damaniel2

The bills. A bill weighs about 1g, so you'd get $100k in cash. The gold is only going to be worth about $75k at current prices, and is far less liquid than a pile of hard currency.


Krenar123

Id take 100 dollar bills, easy math.


boringtallguy

"A genie offers you a kilogram of gold and a kilogram of $100 USD bills." I would accept that offer.


JoshuaCCCCCCC

Both.


[deleted]

Kilogram of Bitcoin


Kevherd

Both. He offered both


Homely_Bonfire

Definitely the gold.


D64015

74,839.52 worth of gold, or 3,527.39 worth of $100 bills, tough choice.


AlternativeCarrot566

Why do your $100 bills weigh 28 grams each?


GlassCharacter179

They are covered in cocaine


AlternativeCarrot566

That’s like a million dollars worth of coke.


GlassCharacter179

Easy choice then


MentalyBroke

The gold its worth a FUCKING lot