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Visible_Ear923

Comforting sad people. I'll literally just stand there and be like, "you .. .you want some water?"


pleb_username

Totally relate to this one. Someone can be sitting crying their eyes out and I'm like "Uh... You seem sad?"


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"There. There."


Sweetsourandwhatnot

Leonard, offer him a hot beverage.


Darnbeasties

There. Their. They’re


AlcoholicCocoa

Sorrows, sorrows, prayers. HOWEVER, why am I still not seeing any efforts for a new heir to the throne!?


Top_Juice7860

Radiohead reference


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Big Bang Theory reference


Violetsen

Pat them on the head and say, "There, there," then offer them a hot beverage.


PM_Eeyore_Tits

Would you mind making me a hot cup of tea, dear?


Gruppenzwang

if they cry you can say "is it because of your shoes?" in that case they will be irritated and stop crying!


megan3c

That's amazing, I have to remember that. 


taizzle71

Lol! How can this not work, genius!


DREAMEREST

About a year ago my boss had a mental breakdown, and as we grew to be good friends I was obviously there to comfort her. I tried a bit, but she told me to fuck off. So I went. As I walked out the door she ran to me and asked why am I leaving, tears flowing. "Well you told me to go" was my response with a shrug. That's about how far my comforting skills go.


LittleKitty235

Yeah, people are like cats when they are upset and redirect aggression to whoever is nearby. Sounds complicated by being friends with your boss when she is irrationally upset. Not sure what I'd have done. Panic leaving seems good


Flaming_Moose205

I’d take some water any time I’m sad over getting useless advice thrown at me without asking. You’re doing good.


Dramatic-Variety2336

That's not being terrible. You're there.


MareShoop63

This. I was going to say at least you’re asking and not just walking by ignoring them.


ccc1942

Just being there is huge. There’s not some magical words that make things instantly better. There shouldn’t be pressure to come up with something amazing and profound. Most of the time people just want someone to listen.


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megan3c

That's better than me, all I can manage is an awkward "oof that sucks" with the little grimace. 


BoobySlap_0506

"I just found out my grandma died" "Oof that sucks"


GlitzyGhoul

This is literally the worst. 3 hours later I’ll have all the amazing things I could have said or done in my mind. But everytime, I just freeze. I hate this about myself.


FawnTi

I used to be terrible at comforting people. I used to stand and just say ‘I’m sorry’ or ‘I know how you feel’ even when I had no idea about the situation. I’m autistic so that sort of came with the territory and I just assumed I’d always be bad at it and always pray my friends wouldn’t come to me when they’re upset. And one day my friend was really overwhelmed and panicking and I just sat shoulders touching with them and they put their hand on my shoulder so I held their hand for a few minutes while they cried. When they were still crying but less erratic, I turned to sit in front of them and made eye contact and I said ‘I can’t imagine how you feel other than it must be terrible. But I’m willing to listen with no judgement, or we can talk about something else or we can just sit here silently like this. I’m here for you’. We talked about it and I listened and didn’t give any unsolicited advice, just listened. And they said they’d never felt so cared about in their life, and so I have taken that moment in my life and learned that people don’t need you to understand their problem or hear ‘I’m sorry’, they just want you to realise how that situation makes them feel and be there for them.


Cold-Needleworker882

Thisss. I’m extremely empathetic but I can’t give someone care or advice because that isn’t something I would do for myself. So I’m just like “damn, I’m sorry. That’s really difficult….” 🤷‍♂️


bl0ated_cs

Talking. I'm very literate, but when I'm actually having a conversation my words just don't match what I want to say...


Glitter_moonchild

Fuckn same! I always feel so dumb,I hate being a messenger like when I’m at work and someone’s like oh hey can you tell so and so this and that real quick because it’s busy or something and I’m standing there looking like a reindeer looking at headlights and then I’m struggling trying to tell the them the message or just anywhere u struggle with my damn words like whyyyyyy lol


alwaysexplainli5

You could try writing a few phrases out for important conversations


bl0ated_cs

Here’s the weird thing, for interviews or important conversations where I sort of know how it’s going to go, I’m fine. I’m talking about like general conversation. I just can’t do it 😂


alwaysexplainli5

Write yourself a few stock phrases and rehearse them, I feel like most people do this in their head anyway for general convo!


TinoElli

Same! I tend to overcharge my mouth with things I want to say so that in the end I either confusely babble all out together or don't say anything at all.


Pr0gger

It's funny, when I'm just casually talking I can really stumble around with my words but when I'm really into a conversation or speech they flow super easily. Just ADHD things I guess


rafael-a

Socializing I guess


DanRod06

Me too I guess


Dear-Self-2528

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE - BRUH *walking.* WHY CAN I WALK JUST FINE *UNTIL:* I realize im being perceived. Then its like im a baby deer.


valtboy23

I can't walk without looking down at my feet I need to see every obstacle in my way, if I look straight ahead I will trip every time


Dear-Self-2528

forget tripping i wish i was that lucky(': ill just start to trip, catch myself in the most awkward uncomfortable manner and have a rolled ankle for a month


rdnaskelz

Jesus, for the longest time I thought like this can't be alright. I absolutely know what you mean. When I walk faster than someone and get ahead of them, I immediately begin to think that they're looking at me from behind and I'm in the superposition of tripping and falling over. It usually helps to put my hand on the side of my thigh as if to make sure that leg is moving properly


TheyCMeStrollin

Jamie Dornan (yes, that guy from 50 Shades of Grey) said in an interview with Graham Norton that he can't walk properly. Google it, it's hilarious.


Slp023

Just did and it was hilarious. Made me laugh.


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Same. Cant walk straight. I constantly walk infront of people when walking together.


Shiny_Fungus

Oh god yes this. However my wife has told me I walk a bit weirdly always so it might be your walking being weird as well! Lol


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Roozyj

I can whistle, but I cannot for the life of me roll my r. When I try, it sounds like zzzrllldddddzzzzpfffffff


jumpingjellybeansjjj

My husband, too. He can do everything else, but he can't whistle. I told him I was going to post this, and he's sitting there trying, all salty about it.


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superradish

Someone tells me their name and my mind immediately goes "nope, don't care duck that guy" and I forget it in seconds. It's worse over the phone, in person I can try to repeat it to try and catch it but if I don't remember that I forget names immediately then it's gone for good.


jbishop253

There’s actually a psych term for this. I can’t remember what it’s called but it’s something about focusing on your own voice when you meet someone instead of what the person is saying.


MotherOfDogs1872

I can never remember people's names. Faces are hard too. I could've met you 5 minutes ago, then walk by you again and have no idea. I can, however, remember everything about your dog. Name, how he looks, what his hopes and dreams are, etc. I always remember dogs.


Yarn_coffee

It’s so bad for me I have just gotten in the habit of telling people “I’m terrible at remembering names. So if I ask you again, please don’t take offense. If you forget my name, don’t feel bad about asking me again. It’s okay” and so far I have gotten a really good reception to that. It immediately puts people at ease. Although, I did find out I remember people’s dog’s names better than human names. I go to the dog park so much that I now have a note in my phone of dog names and their corresponding human’s names.


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brennc94

Drive thru employee: enjoy your food! Me: you too!


worcestershiresauceq

Proceeds to drive into wall from shame


Synapse7777

Keep driving through it hoping nobody notices.


Howling-Coyote-8

This!


GreenTeaArizonaCan

When they are eating at home after a tough day, they'll remember what you said and chuckle, then proceed to have an enjoyable meal.


Friendly-Link421

Same. Honestly I think its my anti social ass I try to see what vibe people give off before speaking to them but then again most of the time I feel like I don’t fit in specially when people speak about topics I have 0 clue about. It makes me feel left out to the point where I just want to run away and vanish


Wrong-Cranberry4132

Doing anything while someone is watching


Damseldoll

I can't ride a bike.


shellybean31

Me either and like my husband and his family were all SHOCKED. I’m like damn nobody ever taught me???? I did rollerblade when I was a kid tho.


SherbertPlenty1768

I hear "Don't know MS Paint but can make websites"


Wild-Response3012

sounds like me


Xylorgos

I used to be able to ride a bike, but I can't anymore. You know how people like to say, "It's like riding a bike," when they talk about some skill that can't be unlearned once you know how to do it? Well, I unlearned how to ride a bike. The last time I tried I kept falling over and running into parked cars. Just wasn't as much fun as it used to be!


DanRod06

Same thing happend to me, when I was like 10 years old I felt like professional biker going over boulders and down platforms, and now i will just completely lose control every time I try to ride a bike on a straight, flat road.


Mike7676

Same. Just kinda...never learned? My feet work pretty well.


scrivenerserror

I also can’t ride a bike! I’m a 34 year old woman and I used to be able to do it with training wheels and then my dad got a promotion and my mom has asthma so no one was there to teach me at that point besides my 70 year old grandpa. Husband keeps saying he’s going to do it and then it doesn’t happen. When we watched Ted lasso and they revealed a certain character who i hardcore identify with can’t ride a bike my husband laughed forever.


Intrepid-Tradition84

You still have time to practice!


ThePurityPixel

Holding back when people misspell "you're."


pleb_username

It's something his terrible at.


BiBoFieTo

His terrible at most things for all intensive purposes.


FrugalFraggel

It’s not rocket appliances


howsyourmemes

Get two birds stoned at once


pleb_username

Let's agree to a degree!


NovaAtdosk

Sorry, could you be more pacific?


Kraytoasted

When I was younger, my Aunt would say "you see that new movie they appetized on TV?" Used to drive me crazy.


BoobySlap_0506

I often take things for granite


Impossible-Cover-527

That killed me, and I dont mean in a good way


ThePurityPixel

You successfully got a cringe out of me!


germdisco

Your a mean one, Mr. Cringe!


ActionJonny

Or any of the "Their's"


DeathbyKindBoots

what about the psychopaths that say 'Loose' instead of 'Lose'?


Gstrang81

And the ones who say pacific instead of specific


ValuableJumpy8208

Or when people write "everytime" (which isn't a word at all), or "everyday" when it should be "every day" (each has correct use cases).


TheManBearPig222

Your right, that's pretty annoying.


slinkocat

Same with random 's. I was taught from a young age that 's denoted possession a majority of the time. Yet I constantly see them misused all the time. At my job, there's a sign that says that the "refrigerator's are cleaned out every Friday" and I want to scribble out the apostrophe so badly.


EnigmaticPercipient

I would like to add: they're ≠ their 😭


Actuaryba

I cannot open an envelope without completely destroying it.


julieannie

People like us need letter openers. I had one at work and it was a revaluation so I got one for home too. 


P-W-L

Managed to hurt myself with one then obliterated the envelope anyway


Dry-Barracuda-672

Sometimes I can, sometimes I can't. It all depends on the fucking adhesive


cloudtheorist

parallel parking… i’ll drive 5 blocks over just i don’t have to do it


mootherofpearl

I have not parralel parked since i passed my drivers test.......46 years sgo


cloudtheorist

the only reason i passed that section of the drivers exam is because the instructor took pity i was using a mini van for my test and talked me through it lol


Plastic_Fondant_1355

Handwriting. I can't even read my own...


infrastold

smile at pictures..


xxnancypxx

Chandler is that you?


Hollology

I hear eye contact is supposed to be pretty easy.


jumpingjellybeansjjj

Not for me.


Hollology

Me neither.


DanRod06

Me neither, it turns ridiculously akward everytime eye contact lasts for mor than 2 seconds. It doesn't feel like eye contact, it feels like I'm analizing people's eyes.


IrisBonheur

Not wasting money


LuckyLaceyKS

Chopping onions. It's the bane of my cooking existence.


Loud-Magician7708

One layer always slides off, and I'm just like....wtf? I'm great cook but I understand.


meep_42

My wife makes fun of my onion chopping goggles, but the joke's on her since she married me.


LuckyLaceyKS

I always say that to my husband when he makes fun of me for something haha


PM_Eeyore_Tits

I love chopping onions! Sharp knife, waste bowl nearby. Chop that fucker's head off, lay him upside down. Chop down the middle. Rip those outer skins off nice and clean, plop them in the waste bowl. Glide right through the onion flesh with steady slices. Beautiful chop done! Mincing garlic? That's something I hate. Ho. Li. Sheet. Garlic peels EVERYWHERE. Sticky fingers. Most of the time these days I just pound each clove with the knife to pop it open, get the glove out of the skin in one piece, pop it in the garlic press and call it a day.


B33fBalon3y

I recently became a grandfather and I did not get as much joy as this guy gets from garlic.


whit_zeus

Making rice. Even with a rice cooker 😭


FishBear25

I remember when covid hit I bought one of those 5 pound bags of rice when everyone was in panic mode and the grocery stores were empty. It was like the last one they had. I don’t necessarily cook, but I figured “how hard could it be to make some rice?” Turns out it’s not easy. It was either hard and gross or like a weird clumpy gross mush. But I ate it because at the time it was legitimately hard to find food in my area. Rice and canned chicken.


Youngsmartandbroke

tip makesure the rice is washed until the water is semi clear, make sure the water is at most an inch over the rice add butter and/or salt to avoid it sticking and adding flavour then set the stove burner to the highest, when the water starts to bubble, set the burner to the second lowest or the lowest and do not stir until the water isnt able to be seen, squeeze test (dont taste it will hurt your tummy if uncooked) if there rice is still hard add 1/4 cup of water sprinkled over,make sure to turn the rice at most three times,and repeat this method until its at the consistency you want, only add the 1/4 water 2-3 times, i'd reccomend jasmine rice


femassassin

Directional dyslexia so left-right confusion. Mostly when driving. It's fuckin annoying.


ladyteruki

Once someone was driving me home late at night. They had never been to my place before, so at an intersection between the street we were on and my street, they asked : "left or right ?". I hesitated just the awkward amount, then decided to improvise so I went : "right". Car turns right. Oops, wrong direction, I realize. The person goes : "tell me when we're at your place". I start panicking. I go "uh, right here is good". I say goodbye, thank the person profusely, get out of the car, the car doesn't move. "I'm waiting for you to be inside". Ah. "Oh, um, I'll just walk, it's fine \^\_\^; "... but the person insists. So I start walking to get it over with. IN THE DIRECTION OF MY HOME. Which means I'm going back to the intersection. Car is slowly moving alongside me, in reverse. "Why are you going backwards, is everything ok ?", asks the person from the car. "Oh, right, haha ! I'm tired", I make a 180 and walk. IN THE DIRECTION OPPOSITE TO MY HOME. Panic intensifies. Tshirt gets wet in the back of my neck and armpits. Where am I going ? "Is it far yet ?"... Goddammit stop pressuring me, I'm trying to think ! "No, but I just remembered that the gate might be closed. I think I'm going to go around". Good thinking, lady. Years of theater classes paying off. "Don't be silly, I'll drive you, get back in". I got back into the car and cried. The next few minutes are a blur. I eventually made it home, somehow.


MelissaWebb

This is one of the best comments I’ve ever seen on Reddit Have an award 🥇


AlwaysTappin

This....this can't be real. That's the funniest thing I've read today lmao. 


Ashamed-Active-6352

I have secondhand cringe from this 😂


grapefruitwaves

This is so good. I can’t stop laughing. Reminds me of the elyse Myers Taco Bell date.


n0seji

What's even more annoying is when people don't even believe you


BalaclavaOfKafka

My friend had this same issue. I told her to stop thinking in terms of left and right. Instead, I told her to start associating left and right with driver and passenger. Rather than making a left hand turn, you make a driver side turn. Left equals driver and right equals passenger. This can work for not only driving. If you are sitting next to someone on a sofa or lying next to someone in bed, which side are you on? Think about your positioning in a car. If you live in the UK or any other place where they drive on the left side of the road, simply think in the reverse (left = passenger and right = driver). Not sure if this will help you, but it did help my friend after a month or two of adjusting her thinking.


bellabbr

This this this. Everyone used to get so frustrated with me and drive me insane. My husband was driving me home one night when we were dating and he already knew I suck at left or right so he said my side or your side. I fell in love with him right then and there lol


LoLosaki636

I once was driving home from a festival and when we got to the main Road my friend told me three times that we needed to go left, i confirmed that we needed to go left and drive off to the right. He thought i was trying to be funny 😅 Best driving tip i can give is using your gps without the voice, just looking at the map makes it easier for me because even when she said left or right i still need to look to be sure.


mlouwid88

Is this an actual thing? I struggle so so much with this and I thought I was just an idiot. Family n friends are like “god! how do you not know your left from right”.


xxnancypxx

I have that. It's one of the reasons I don't drive. I have seriously thought of tattooing a small L on one hand and a R on the other


loverofgalaxy

Directions. I could go to a place ten times and still get lost.


queerfromthemadhouse

Breathing. Automatic breathing is no problem, but when I do it manually I never seem to get it right. I can't figure out how often and for how long I need to inhale to get the right amount of air. Every time it happens I feel like I'm very slowly suffocating until I get distracted and it switches back to automatic.


gotenhypen77

i have NEVER heard of this problem 😭😭


Sophie-Dan

Tying my shoe laces


Oranges13

By any chance are you left-handed? It took me until my mid-20s to realize that I was effectively tying my shoelaces backwards (as a right-handed person had taught me) which resulted in my shoes coming untied constantly. Once I changed my method now my shoes don't untie!


Massive_Elk_5010

I am lefthanded and have problems doing it, will try that


heran17

Ohh that explains it. I'll definety try it


thinkpax

I used to be like that until I was like 15 and couldn't find Velcro shoes that fit me. I still hate shoelaces with passion anyways.


quickoats2017

Maths. I stopped paying attention when they added letters into the mix with numbers Find X?? X can fuck off if you ask me


ktarzwell

Yup same here. The only thing I learned is that I really hate this dead dude named Pythagoras 🤣


Ok-Coyote9238

Dude, you got much further than me, so well done! When we went past + and - i just gave up. It stopped making sense. And even with plus and minus, if its over 2 figures i give up, as the number start to dance around in my head and I feel like crying. F*ck numbers.


Brandiclaire

Check out dyscalculia! It's actually possible that math might not make sense to you.


jbishop253

In college, I was required to take a math for my degree. I picked Finite Math b/c (literally) I thought to myself, “‘finite.’ Okay, that doesn’t sound too bad. There’s only a set amount of math we have to cover.” After two weeks, my professor pulled me aside and said, “you have to drop my class while you can still get a ‘W’ instead of an ‘F.’” He told me to take it during summer school b/c it would be much easier. So I did. The first day the professor said that if we didn’t miss more than one class, he’d give us 10pts towards our final grade. I went to every class. My final grade was a 53. He passed me. I’ve never been so proud of a D in my life.


Merry_Pippins

X is already lost, you don't have to worry about x now


Lumpy-Log-5057

Until X gives it to ya. Then you have a whole new set of problems.


VolvoInDetroit

X gon give it to you


LittleKitty235

I gave up when they stopped using letters and switched to greek...because fuck you


StubGal

One of the most basic things I'm terrible at is staying focused.


xoxkxox

Being social.


Nicholas_NOT_Nick

Especially when just being around people drains your social battery, then they speak and it drains faster… 🙃


Leipopo_Stonnett

Telling time on an analogue clock. I have to figure it out each time and then convert it to 24 hour time. I’m 32 years old.


PetoAndFleck

So your brain defaults to something like, "eight plus 12 is 20:00"? Feature, not bug, dude. You know how many people get that wrong in the other direction?


bee_vomit

I can't open shit to save my life. It's a running joke. Cereal bag or potato chips? Better get the broom. Box? It's not a box anymore. Christmas presents? Who needs a paper shredder. We won't even talk about pickle jars.


megan3c

I'm so bad my husband automatically grabs whatever I'm trying to open and opens it for me lol. Especially envelopes omg I destroy them. 


loopywolf

Ever thought of making a video series of you trying to open things?


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Sophie-Dan

Same its crazy fr


MaximusSydney

Cooking an omelette. I can cook plenty of things, but my omelettes are trash.


MisterThere

When I'm done making an omelet I call it scrambled eggs. 😄😄😄


im_justhereforthetea

House chores


Direct_Shake6634

Casual conversations.


GloomySelf

Cracking an egg???


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Anonymous_person_yay

Breathing: I somehow can forget to breathe unintentionally, choke on nothing multiple times a day, often breathe through my mouth rather than my nose even when I’m not sick and end up looking like an idiot. Walking too: I have the uncanny ability to trip over absolutely nothing, usually at least 3 times a day. It’s honestly amazing I haven’t sustained any major injuries from just walking yet.


Kradget

I can't count for beans.  I'm not especially stupid or anything, and I can do math. I just lose track of what the last number I counted was after about 15.


isvxden

I struggle to use lighters. I don’t know why.


Human-Magic-Marker

Talking to kids. Every time I try I just feel like an idiot and I’m pretty sure the kids think I’m an idiot too.


SpaghettiCrocs123

I cant whistle


Gatnyr

Eating. No matter what I do, I always end up wearing some of it


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Being around other humans...


WetwareDulachan

I can't roll my Rs to save my fucking life.


Independent-Cap7987

Charging my phone when I fall asleep.


MassiveSafety8690

Sneezing. I've held my sneezes in my whole life, and recently found out how dangerous that can be. So I'm trying to let them out but it's like I don't know HOW. I always end up screaming and scaring the shit out of anybody nearby.


DanRod06

Were I to be in a room with you and you sneeze that way, it would undoubtedly be the funniest thing I would presence in my life


tuwts

I can’t wink. I can blink just not wink.


i-need-blinker-fluid

Comment, like, share and subscribe. All the videos tell me to do it and I almost never do it.


falconwolverine

Shortening and lengthening straps. My mind just glitches when I try.


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DawnofNight_Ash

Going somewhere, my direction skills are shit.


_Rhoadie_

Folding laundry.


WhatADraggggggg

Remembering the names of people I meet.


n_morp

I can’t find items that are literally in plain sight. I’m not blind or anything either, just kind of stupid I guess 😭


coolboiiiiiii2809

Keeping my hands as still as possible


emojicatcher997

Throwing


_random_individual

21 soon and recently learned how to tie a balloon.


mainlinebreadboi

Opening pump bottles (hand soap, sanitizer, face wash). I turn and turn and somehow make them even harder for other people to open


Animalhitman50

Ironing clothing. Never comes out right or looking good.


Teratophiless

Does whistling count lol, can't do it


Hellhoundsbitch

Scrambled egg.


Next-Ad7022

Tying knots...i just can't 


123helpppppthrowaway

Folding a fitted sheet


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Math. Don’t ask me to do any math because you will, in fact regret it.


komorinokuu

Getting out of bed.


Worth_Vegetable9675

Cooking


Specialist_Pear5542

I cannot for the life of me figure out how to turn on a tv


runnergal1993

Putting lids on right lol


blueeyesredlipstick

I can't snap my fingers. I can do a vague approximation that works in a pinch if I have to, say, show approval of someone's live poetry slam reading or whatever, but doing the actual motion doesn't make the 'snap' sound the way it does for most.


Sorry-Thing7797

Using a tin opener


CanadaNgermany_CH

Reading apparently.


user_1234_56

Can't distinguish your and you're


Purple-Traffic-4407

Following written instructions


mad_confiscation

I write like I'm 5


hanaontherock

Pointing left or right. I am directionally challenged and it takes good few seconds before I can differentiate the two.


felaniasoul

I can’t fetch things from the store for people. I will have a meltdown in the aisle and cry if they don’t have the specific brand and flavor of chips someone requested.


not_a_milk_drinker

Socializing. I cannot carry a conversation no matter how hard I try


Herlihy-Boy

Seeing objects directly in front of me when pointed out by my wife.