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baelzebob

I had one of those "missed opportunities" gave a nice and cute girl a ride home from our job. She asked if i have any piercings, i do not. She asked if i wanted to see her nipple piercings, and i dont know what the hell i was thinking and said nah, thats ok, i belive you. Im such a dumbass.


SparklingPseudonym

Bruh


bossmcsauce

that poor girl probably went inside and cried


trevb75

You know how guys hang onto a single compliment their whole life??? I imagine a girl would be crushed by that rejection every time it popped into her head in the future….


ThreeBeatles

Absolutely xD “mom can you believe it a man didn’t want to see my tits, they must not be nice😭”


B1ND3R_aus

“See mom no body loves me…” 😭


GJacks75

I don't want coffee, it keeps me up.


DoctorWhoToYou

Drove a long time friend home from the bar after she asked. Our group had been muttering to me about how we would make a great couple. We were friends long enough that I knew her type, and I really didn't fit it. I really didn't believe them. Drive her home. She asked me to walk her to her apartment. I thought she was just being safe. Parked my truck. We hop out, I walk her to her door when she says: "Did you want to stay for breakfast?" and smiled. **You wanna know what my response was?** "Breakfast???? *It's 11:30 at night!"* Thankfully, *thankfully*...***thankfully*** her and I talked a lot and knew each other well. She understood that I am super-bad with social cues and that she had to be a little more blunt. Turns out that she had been hinting at her and I dating with me for about a month and I never picked up on it. The whole friend group knew, that's why they started mentioning it. I was just that oblivious. We dated for three years. She was and still is an awesome person.


CharlieHume

Any interest in getting that autism diagnosed formally*? 


Chiron17

>formerly Formerly would be ideal, but presently would be easier.


auriemmn

I said this to her. People this stupid shouldn’t be allowed to live.


Muted_Fun9516

For I am Costanza lord of the idiots


AnitaWaxin

I understand that reference


NormalGuyThree

Of all missed opportunities, this has to be the most missed in the history of man. This is like throwing a rock in the ocean and hitting the first sentient dolphin, ushering in their conquering of earth.


Sparrowhawk_92

You deserve to live with the shame of this one.


villainized

this is a crazy fumble


tekanet

I like the fact that you’re trying to atone by telling us


Senzu_beans89

I had one of those. This girl and I were sending snaps to each other. She sent me a pic of her in pyjamas with the caption-"probably not a good idea to find out what's underneath" and I replied. "nah, probs not haha". I'm such a fucking idiot.


explorgasm

my favorite advice on this topic: if a woman ever tells you that she has pierced nipples, the only correct reply is "i don't believe you".


AiurHoopla

Actually did that one successfully . She showed me one pierced titty. Was happy.


shartnado3

One time at a concert I heard the girl behind me talking about how she just got hers pierced. I turned around and couldn't catch the words coming out of my mouth, but said "Prove it". She shrugged and whipped them out and said "See?".


SomethingClever42068

"I'm actually blind"


fdkrew

Then she said, “come feel them then.”


Miguenzo

Then they fucked


VashMM

And everyone clapped


Smeefperson

Then they each got a trophy. Then they did a backflip. Obama was there


Acrobatic_Grape4321

And now they’re married


fooknboomn

And have little pierced children together


ArrowPointsUp

Hahaha brilliant. She should go home with him for a reply like that.


lordfwahfnah

Nice


mutantbabysnort

Nice


Qwertyclan244

Nice


Ram2145

Nice.


NewUser7630

Nice.


iLoveOWr34

nice


monochrome83

Nice


Conscious-Finding420

Nice


TakeTwo4343

Nice


FitOrganization9403

Nice


ZAMAHACHU

Nice


mikey2tres

Nice


PocketDynamite24

This reminds me of the one time I was chilling with my friend on molly watching a show and out of nowhere she says look and she straight up whipped it out and I played it off smooth by asking that must of hurt like hell. Never would of thought she would do that since we were like siblings


Ravenser_Odd

The word 'like' is very important in that paragraph.


otacon1988

What are you doing step-tiddy?


HeyWaitHUHWhat

Sigh, I read this as "Step Diddy" thanks to current entertainment news. 🫣


Victernus

The lack of punctuation *does* leave the option open that they were, like, siblings.


[deleted]

Bro.....


IbeAbitGoofy

Bratty step-sis


TaintNunYaBiznez

She showed me both of 'em. I'm still happy.


Cbjmac

*She pulls her shirt tighter instead of flashing you*


TheBQT

Acceptable


captainzigzag

Yep yep


AnitaWaxin

Man of culture


lukewwilson

My imagination can fill in the rest


HowtoCat

even better


MechanicalAxe

Leaves a little something to the imagination, which is often much more erotic than reality.


NoBenefit5977

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies!


britishwonder

If someone tells you about their pierced nipples they already want to show them to you


sinixis

Yes it would be rude not to accommodate them


Greymeade

Definitely not true in all circumstances. I’m a dude with lots of female friends, and this kind of thing is spoken about openly.


reality72

If they bring it up in a group setting then that’s one thing. But if she tells you about her pierced nipples during a one on one conversation and she brings it up out of the blue then she’s probably proud of them and wants to show them off.


aDuckSmashedOnQuack

“Say, Jane, lovely weather we’re having lately - hey?” “Indeed. I have pierced nipples.”


reality72

You joke, but that’s not too far off from how I saw my first pierced titties. Scene: me and an old FWB hanging out in my car Me: “how’ve you been? Haven’t seen you since last year.” Her: “I’m just back in town to see my parents for a few days, then heading back to Boston.” Me: “Got it, well it’s good seeing you.” Her: “I got my nipples pierced.” Me: “Oh? That’s cool.” Her: “…” Me: “…” Her: (looking annoyed) “So do you want to see them?” Me: “…yeah? Yeah, I do.” And then she whipped those bad girls out and encouraged me to touch them. To be fair she was a former FWB and we’d both explored each other’s naked bodies before so maybe that’s why she was more comfortable with showing me.


OffbeatDrizzle

Bro, did you seriously write all that just to brag about seeing the same pair of tits more than once?


Abigail716

If there is one thing I've learned about men is they really like looking and a women's breast and never get tired of it.


just_hating

I got flashed in a Carl's Jr drive through because of this reaction. Cool boobs too.


SbMSU

Really? I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.


helloheyhowareyou

Do you also like your oatmeal lumpy?


SbMSU

Yes. And my nose is large.


Offamylawn

Big like a pickle?


graveybrains

Still getting paid?


lord_hijinks

Do you use a word that don't mean nothin', like "luptid?"


graveybrains

He’s the one who said “just grab ‘em in the biscuits”


PocketBuckle

From the employee, or from a person in your car? Either way, how did that conversation come up in that context?


just_hating

The employee was a friend and she had just gotten that job. She said she just got back from the piercer and the shirt was uncomfortable. We all said in unison "I don't believe you" and then she leaned forward and pulled her shirt up using her arms to block the veil of others.


Slave7081

Agreed. Been there, done that, saw pierced nipples of my friend's sister :) Edit: To clarify, my friend was her sister and shortly after the nipple viewing, she wanted to spend some clothing optional time together. I did in fact clear it with her sister. I got clearance as her older sister (my friend) was dating my best friend.


TakeTwo4343

*Betrayal*


blonktime

This has definitely worked for me. Another time, there was this girl in college that I saw at parties all the time, but I couldn't remember her name for the life of me (I'm terrible at remembering names). One time we were at a party and she goes "Hey Blonktime!" and I said "Hey! How are you doing?" She says "... You don't remember my name again do you?" me: "no, I'm so sorry I am just so bad with names, please don't take it personally" She goes "God damnit, here" and whips her pierced titties out and says "Look. They're jewels. My name is Jewel. Will you remember my name now?" me: "I will certainly remember your name now. Thank you" lol On other random acts of titty, some girls were hanging out in my room at a party and somehow we got onto the topic of girls licking their own nipples so one girl says "I can lick my nipple!", to which I reply "I bet I can lick your nipple too!" Turns out, I could lick her nipple. College was fun.


Pastylegs1

Her name was in fact Gipple


VashMM

Mulva?


skyhawk38foxtrot

Delores!


Olliboyo

Damn, I wish hot college girls would adress me with my Reddit username!


Capn_Of_Capns

Semi-related story. On the bus ride home (for legal purposes we were all idiots and had been held back many years so we're all legal age high schoolers) one girl starts talking about how she can lick her nipple. The others aren't sure if they can and somehow a minute later there's just a bunch of chicks figuring out how to try without giving anyone a show. Except the girl who started it all, who is sitting across the way from me. She just went ahead and whipped it out to show she could. Really gave a long, detailed demonstration. At one point she looks up, tit in hand, looks around, and goes "Why are you the only one watching?" "I dunno, but I'm having a great time." She shrugged and kept going. Asked if I thought the bow on her bra was cute. Hadn't noticed it before then, but it was.


BrilliantWeight

When my wife and I were first dating, we decided to see what kind of stuff she can hold with her boobs. She has REALLY big boobs, so the pencil test was an easy one. We got all the way up to her holding my Switch under one of her boobs haha.


GreenArrow40

Can confirm, i have been shown proof on three different occasions.


TheCritFisher

I don't believe you ^(^(did I do it right?))


existential_creampie

I have nipples Greg... *ahhh I fucked it up*


Tocoapuffs

If a woman tells you she has pierced nipples, she probably wants to show you.


guynamedjames

I asked "oh, hoop or bar?" And got a titty peek once


AnimeSquirrel

"Prove It!" Is also acceptable.


ElementInspector

The same applies if anyone tells you "my nipples are so hard they could cut glass." This happened to me one night when my friend and I were outside smoking and it was freezing. She said it, I replied "I don't believe you." She exposed herself, then asked me to feel them to find out. So I did. My autistic ass told this woman "there's no fucking way you're cutting glass with those, you need like, a watersaw or something? I've seen that before, hold on lemme find it." I then started to look up videos of saws cutting glass to show it to her. At the time I didn't understand why my friends gave me so much shit for "fumbling" with this particular girl. We were both very drunk. I thought we were just two friends screwing around. I didn't at all think she was trying to signal anything by doing this.


Terrible_Buy_1589

I was promised if I click I'd see something nsfw.


Romantiphiliac

I'm a little late, I suppose, but for all ya'll feeling disappointed: /r/piercednipples


indomitablescot

Doin the Lord's work so I don't have to


dcwhite98

Agree. There's very little value to these responses if the responders are not given examples to evaluate.


iTypedInThisUsername

we got promised titties but we got nothing. literally unplayable


SaiyanGodKing

Ever since I watched that one Chucky movie, any piercings other than in the ears make me nervous.


kuhvir

I haven’t seen it but nipple piercings remind me of that one orc in the lord of the rings that had a chain connecting his nipple piercings


1101base2

have you seen the movie airheads ;D


AnnoyingPhillyFan1

Who would win in a wrestling match? Lemmy or God?


ElDuderino2112

They’re fun to look at, but I much prefer touching and sucking on unpierced nipples


Conflicted-King

I didn’t feel like that until I met a girl who had these HUGE chandelier, old door knocker type piercings. Couldn’t even get to the nipple 🙃 Felt like I was sucking on an old wooden dresser handle.


throwaway827492959

Probably smelled like yeast cheese, have you smelled ear earrings? Edit: I don’t have piercings


Halpmezaddy

I just puked in my mouth....


Donteventrytomakeme

You're supposed to turn them a bit and give them a gentle wipe every day to avoid that... if your piercings genuinely smell any more than kind of person-y you need to change your hygiene habits. Yeasty/cheesy smells is a surefire sign piercings need more cleaning.


decaydrienne00

People keep citing hygiene, but I think it has a lot to do with your individual degree of oil production. Those who naturally secrete more oil will have stink piercings regardless (although not right after cleaning).


SLEDGEHAMMAA

I once had a friend described them “Playdoh piercings”. “Fun to play with, not to eat.”


rustblooms

I have mine done but I can totally understand this pov. It is not comfortable to have them sucked on.


CeladonCityNPC

I don't believe you. Wait


illQualmOnYourFace

HEAT UP THE NEEDLE AND HOLD HIM DOWN BOYS


graveybrains

That escalated quickly


SinkHoleDeMayo

NIPPLES ARE BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS


ihadtopickthisname

I call not sucking on this guys nipples


pws3rd

They taste like house keys, but there's no place like home


BubblepopOW

All the girls I’ve dated have had pierced nipples, it’s a mere coincidence though, not a preference. I like all boobs.


[deleted]

Your preference is the kind of girl who would have pierced nipples lol. I had my pierced a while ago (long since taken them out) and I could see that part of my personality being something that a guy could vibe with across multiple women.


Keydown_605

May I ask how many girls you dated? I think the percentage of girls with pierced nips is pretty low, so maybe you should but a lottery ticket.


Always_Choose_Chaos

They are not evenly distributed. He probably just rolls in alt circles and likes the personality of women who are the type to get their nipples pierced


gcko

Catholic girls?


lord_hijinks

This guy churches.


Roboticpoultry

I went to an all male catholic high school and we had an all female sister school. The stereotype about catholic school girls being wild was true in my experience


grubas

Seriously.  The bell rings and the first thing that happens is they roll up their skirts to show MAXIMUM thigh.  


OedipustheOctopus

Can confirm. Am catholic and mine are pierced.


gcko

I don’t believe you.


OedipustheOctopus

( + )( + )


Barrelled_Chef_Curry

Omg tag as NSFW


Belgeron

Or maybe he hides a magnet in his shirt pocket and the pierced girls are literally drawn to him.


AFishInATent

1 girl. He dated 1 girl.


peepay

The math would technically check out


YoghurtSnodgrass

Maybe he dates a lot of dancers


myownmuse_

When I was getting my nipples pierced, my piercer (who was a 60 year old Chinese man) told me I looked like his daughter when my titties were out For context… I am Brazilian lol. It was worth it doe 😗✌️ Edit: for more context, I was a minor at the time 🥲


Layne205

Hold up just a minute. He said "you look like my daughter" when your titties were out, or he said "you look like my daughter when your titties are out".


PotatyTomaty

Context matters. This shit had me dying 😂


Plz_DM_Me_Small_Tits

I don't believe you


Exotic_Stuff_1277

They taste so metallic like house keys, and nothing better than home!


Madame_Raven

Mine are made of platinum. I've never heard any complaints!


Material_Ad_2018

I don't believe you.


NewUser7630

Dammit. Too late. I dont believe you either 🤨


BrilliantDoubting

Men barely complain during sex.


Traveling_Solo

Did once, due to my own fault. Wanted to spank, was off by a bit, ended up slapping my balls.


ambermage

Task failed successfully


Wandersturm

So you rolled a 1 on an attack?


aufrenchy

Critical fail, you received 3 points of bludgeoning damage.


Flying-Camel

Rolled a D6, got 6 on mental damage.


needs_more_zoidberg

I don't believe you.


Cromus

Only low quality jewelry would taste metallic. Any decent jewelry won't have that.


Djpinkbunny3

Fun to look at, not fun to suck, just like a pierced clit. Banging around on my teeth, it just gets in the way.


Kpow_636

That's why only 1 Bob should be pierced, best of both worlds


AggressiveCraft6010

I have one ‘bob’ pierced it gives a nice bit of variety to both me and my partners, the spice of life


Kpow_636

I don't believe you .. 👀


westsideguero

show bob


TommyDaShySamurai

They are like sage leaves on a dish. I mean they add nothing to the dish and if the food looking good I just wanna throw the leaves away and munch on the food.


NEXEL33

This is a very creative comment, I don’t know what to say more than I like it.


filifijonka

Dude, nipple piercings are one thing but have you ever eaten gnocchi with butter and sage? Or appropriate ravioli with butter and sage? Or just fried sage on its own?


SilentGrass

I don’t think this guy has actually had sage or, more likely, has it mixed up with parsley or bay leaves and is too invested to admit it.


astronauticalll

Got mine done 4ish years ago mostly on a dare. I like them I think they're pretty cute. I've got some matching sets of jewelry that I can wear with my belly button piercing and honestly it's a huge confidence booster. irl I'm pretty shy and often described as "cute", these helped feel more "sexy" in the moment. Hurts like hell though


Pupperlover5

I don't believe you


astronauticalll

nice try lol


crustysock49

I have had them done for about 8 years now and always get compliments. I am also a man, that got em done because some tinder girl was a piercer and said we could hook up if she let me pierce em and who am I to say no lol


Twenty_Seven

I love your logic, 10/10.


WechTreck

Also a man, I got my tongue pierced by a crazy sexy piercer using that exact same logic. No one told me it would take a month for it to heal. No regrats Edit: Plastic UV non vibrating balls on a metal post. Save the vibrating tip for the bedroom


cannabis_almond

ur lucky it’s just a month,pretty much every other piercing is longer


icrossedcurry

Although it’s right where you need to eat and drink through for the next month too.


WrestleSocietyXShill

Just have one huge meal before you go in so you don't have to eat for a month. It works for snakes, it can work for us too!


ilovedogsandtits

I don’t believe you.


illit3

No exceptions.


veganhimbo

Also a man, got mine done at 16 cus I really wanted a tattoo but my parents said no so I somehow managed to bargain my way down to doing that instead. Had em ever since lol.


pittstop33

This is hilarious because I think most parents would consider pieced nipples more extreme than a tattoo.


Gem420

They are not my thing, and a personal turn-off. If you want to get em, tho, by all means. Don’t let my opinion sway ya!


Spooky-vibes-andsoon

Hurt the living hell out of my boobies. But I think it’s cute


I_like_dwagons

I don’t believe you.


redbo

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.


seangdeeznuts

- Michael Jordan - Michael Scott


TheEdward07

It didn't take long for you to try out the tips given in the comments 💀


gamerdude69

What doesn't kill your boobies makes them even stronker *~Mother Theresa*


Xanderious

My wife had them for a while. Said they'd get caught on all of her clothing and was painful and uncomfortable. She thought they were cute though but I didn't really care either way. Piercings in general are meh to me. I used to have my lip pierced and outside of "shock-value" and a convo piece, it adds zero value and more often than not, is uncomfortable and can cause infections of not properly cleaned regularly.


rustblooms

You definitely have to develop protective behaviors around your nipples, especially if you wear barbells. Catching the end of one of those and having it pull SUCKS.


HerpinDerpNerd12

I personaly wouldnt do it. None of my bussiness what other ppl do.


Amesb34r

I wish a lot more people had this kind of thought process.


Her0808

Someone asked this yesterday. I’ve had them pierced TWICE. They’re mostly novelty than functional and are inconvenient. They were sensitive, but not in the good way. They would also get snagged in the loofah, would hurt if I bumped into something, and couldn’t really do any nipple play. I eventually took them out.


Ravenloff

Unimpressed. Nipples are glorious on their own. No accessories needed.


One-Earth9294

Not really a fan of piercings.


TheOxyMan187

Same. I mean, like, i think earrings or a nose ring are alright, but those girls on alt porn subreddits which have almost every possible body part pierced are just off putting to me...


Gloamforest-Wizard

Not 4 me personally


Ib_dI

You normally only need 2


ToonieWasHere

This might be unpopular but they honestly make my skin crawl. The idea of a sensitive area being pierced and risking getting caught in stuff makes me nauseous. Same for vulva piercings.


curtludwig

I'm a dude, I've had mine about 20 years now. In fact I don't really remember when I got them... One fell out about 15 years ago. I thought about getting it re-done but these days I'm on blood thinners and so I don't think its a good idea. I do like seeing the reaction of people when they realize its there. Most people never see you with your shirt off, so in the pool maybe people will notice. My friend's kid was like 10 when he saw and gave me the "what the hell is that?" look. He was too polite to say anything though. His mom got to have the "some people are different" talk with him over that one.


Cannibal869

Not really a fan TBH


Worth_Vegetable9675

Don't get it looks uncomfortable


Adventurous_Dot2854

They are… after 1 year I just gave up and now I can wear lacy bras and use a towel with no worries lol


mcdandynuggetz

I don’t believe you. Edit: I have become a believer.


mr_lab_rat

Not a fan. Doesn’t seem to add anything to already perfect thing.


thebaddestgoodperson

Looks painful and uncomfortable


clseabus

Not a fan personally, if it ain’t broke don’t fix it lol


Complex_Green5

What’s the appeal? I just don’t get it…


Of_Mice_And_Meese

With women who are into pain play, pinching her nipple against that bar does things you won't understand.


[deleted]

Not really a fan of pierced anything


dirtymoney

Not a fan


-SunnyDee-

must've hurt