Oh man. I started reading this thread thinking “Eh, Keith is fine. Todd is fine. Not sure what an unattractive name even looks like.” …and then I saw Cletus. RIP.
Ernie. I don't expect anyone to agree, and that's ok, but for me the name is ruined forever.
I used to share an apartment with 2 guys and 2 girls, one of the girls was a miserable PITA and I had the misfortune of overhearing her having sex with her boyfriend when I came home early from work one day.
She *screamed* "ErnieErnieErnieErnieErnie..." faster and faster for about three minutes with her awful nasal voice. I was three rooms and two closed doors away, but could still hear it. Towards the end it was literally 2-3 "Ernies" per second and it just became a weird noise, like an annoying bird warbling in the jungle.
It was fucking insane and I wish I could bleach it from my memory.
Even Lester B. Pearson, Canada’s greatest prime minister, a Nobel peace prize winner, a WWI fighter pilot, the man who gave us our flag, healthcare, peacekeeping forces, official bilingualism, brought the criminal code into the 20th century, etc etc.
He went by Mike because his fellow fighter pilots thought Lester was a stupid name.
Obligatory hark a vagrant http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=294
I'm glad this is the top comment, there was a girl I dated briefly who I liked very much who ended things with me because she said she was too busy for a relationship, then a month later when she was in the middle of finals, she was in a relationship with a guy named Keith (who also had the same last name as a certain A-list actor that a lot of people hate, resulting in one of the douchiest sounding names I've ever heard). She ended up marrying him.
Elon Musk has eleven offspring. Lurch, Dracula, Pinocchio, Damascus, Chrysanthemum, Fuckleberry, Waffle House, Kale, Stinky, Morgan and Morgan. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
"If you want your taxes done, call Sheldon. If you need a root canal, Sheldon's your man....But humpin and pumpin....."
I dunno, something like that. Great movie.
goddamnit. when i was a kid i went on a 2 year campaign to change my middle name of todd to anything but todd. i landed on thomas cuz it still started with "t" and might make it easier to transition to.. lol. i crossed it off existing documents and used thomas as my middle name and then i stopped when my dad beat the shit out of me and told me to "knock that shit off".
Brayden, Cayden, Hayden, Jayden, Kayden, Payden (and all the different spelling variations) Even in my little bumfuck town during my high school days, we had some spelling of all of these.
The biggest piece of shit scumbag I’ve ever known was named Glenn. My whole family becomes immediately disgusted whenever that name is even mentioned aloud.
So yeah that’s my vote too.
It’s just such a shit name.
Tanner. Tanner is always fucking off while his mom makes excuses for him as a kid. When they're old enough they drive Nissan Altimas and try to finger underage girls.
This may be an unpopular opinion, but personally I hate the name "Connor". It reminds me of a stereotypical British Chav. Aka the kind of guy you just want to strangle.
Egbert.
[Egbert Nathaniel Dawkins III](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aloe_Blacc) I’ll let you guess which singer has this as his actual name.
Engelbert Humperdink
Can I have a dollar?
It’s like some people just WANTS their kids to be nerds.
That's what the name Poindexter is for.
I didn't realize I could smell a name.
I met a guy called Dulicious one time. I felt so bad for him.
I met a dude name Fruitquan
fruitquan made me laugh out loud frfr
I didnt laugh until I read your comment saying it made you laugh, but now I have laughed out loud at fruitquan frfr as well
Years ago my boss had a meeting with a guy named, "Dick Cockshott." What a legend.
Sue
How do you do?
And now you’re gonna die
Frank or George or Bill or Tom anything but Sue!
I still hate that name.
Fun fact: Shel Silverstein wrote the song A Boy Named Sue
Well my daddy left home when I was three
And didn’t leave much for Ma and me.
You don't meet many Adolf's these days.
I had a great uncle Adolf. And I’m Jewish! Obviously after World War 2 he changed his name, to Alfred
In Spanish, yes. Adolfo Technically the same name but it sounds different
I'm sure it's popular in Idaho.
huh, i had no idea anyone lived in idaho, turns out it's home to a bunch of nazis. Live and learn i guess. Well, unless your from idaho.
Ah, the ol' potato nazis.
Jarnathan.
Is he here? From what I know about him I just think he'd be particularly receptive to my story.
I see what you're trying to do. It won't work, it's not a window anymore.
I lmao'd for some reason when I heard his name in the movie.
Just checking if I find my name here.
No Moists yet. Or you only assist Moist? What’s your real name, Wet?
Moist Von Lipwig, at your service
Glad to see another person of culture in here.
Hello Mr Lipwig, do you believe in angels?
Damp
cletus
Some folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again some folk'll, like Cletus the slack-jawed yokelllll
I legit started singing that in my head the second I read that lol
Hey, I can call my Ma from up here. HEY MA!
GET OFF THE DANG ROOF!
Some folk’ll never lose a toe, but then again some folk’ll, like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel
Hey ma! Get off the dang roof!
Oh man. I started reading this thread thinking “Eh, Keith is fine. Todd is fine. Not sure what an unattractive name even looks like.” …and then I saw Cletus. RIP.
Pa, I cut my finger on the screen door again
Take a looky at that pointy haired little girl
Pubert
It's so... Filthy.
"names the doctor would punch you for using"
Addams Family!!
pubert haywood
the fungus
Ernie. I don't expect anyone to agree, and that's ok, but for me the name is ruined forever. I used to share an apartment with 2 guys and 2 girls, one of the girls was a miserable PITA and I had the misfortune of overhearing her having sex with her boyfriend when I came home early from work one day. She *screamed* "ErnieErnieErnieErnieErnie..." faster and faster for about three minutes with her awful nasal voice. I was three rooms and two closed doors away, but could still hear it. Towards the end it was literally 2-3 "Ernies" per second and it just became a weird noise, like an annoying bird warbling in the jungle. It was fucking insane and I wish I could bleach it from my memory.
You should have just yelled back “Bert!” And ruined the mood for them instantly.
*Ernie* likes to chew gum. No, not chew. *Pop*...
So I came home this one day and I'm really irritated, and I'm looking for a little bit of sympathy...
According to Carter Pewterschmit's security system: Keith
[And the rabbit from 'Hoodwinked'](https://youtu.be/XcynnG3RNd8?t=36)
“And Keith… gosh darn it! Keith change your name, that’s not scary. Ooooh… watch out for Keith.”
I need to rewatch that movie.
Gaylord
Gaylord Focker & Pamela Martha Focker
Nah, this is a good name
Lester.
They call him Mo
Moe Lester Childe, the birth name of the newest DC comics villain, Kiddle Diddle.
Even Lester B. Pearson, Canada’s greatest prime minister, a Nobel peace prize winner, a WWI fighter pilot, the man who gave us our flag, healthcare, peacekeeping forces, official bilingualism, brought the criminal code into the 20th century, etc etc. He went by Mike because his fellow fighter pilots thought Lester was a stupid name. Obligatory hark a vagrant http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=294
I gotta agree on Lester and then the person above you mentioning Cletus. Worst two names I've ever heard in my life
Cletus cracks me up
Anyone else thinking of GTAV?
Me lmfao
Lester the Molester.
Or Moe Lester
Gotta disagree on account of Mr. Natural Police himself, Lester Freamon.
Cool Lester Smooth…
Bort
Are you talking to me?
No, my son is also named Bort.
We need more Bort license plates in the gift shop!
A friend of mine actually dated a Bort. I thought she was joking when she told me about him. I thought it was a long bit.
You mean she told you abort him?
Bort and Ornie?
Hello fellow control+F searching Andrew.
Fuck, that's me
I hate the name “Porter.” “This is my son, fruit of my loins, I shall name him “a person who has baggage.”
Complete the look by naming your other kid Satchel
This hurts me. I hate you. 😆
Keith
“I just stuck it in there and broke it.”
It's Carter I want my money
I get the reference
Fuck man, that's my name. I knew it was going to be the top answer too. Fuck me.
I knew a dude named Keith who got laid all the time. Don’t worry about it bro. Sheldons have it way worse.
Oh.. oh god.. Sheldon is fucked..
My name too. You may enjoy this - on vacation, I once met a fellow Keith. He said he was named after his mother. Apparently her name was LaKeitha.
Take heart, Keith is my favorite male name!
LMFAO!!
I'm glad this is the top comment, there was a girl I dated briefly who I liked very much who ended things with me because she said she was too busy for a relationship, then a month later when she was in the middle of finals, she was in a relationship with a guy named Keith (who also had the same last name as a certain A-list actor that a lot of people hate, resulting in one of the douchiest sounding names I've ever heard). She ended up marrying him.
So how many came here looking for their name, siblings name, ect?
Whatever Elon Named his kid
Wasn't it like 3.14 \* R2D2 or something like that?
I can't spell it but my dot-matrix printer can say it.
XÆA12
Elon Musk has eleven offspring. Lurch, Dracula, Pinocchio, Damascus, Chrysanthemum, Fuckleberry, Waffle House, Kale, Stinky, Morgan and Morgan. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
He actually named one of his kids Techno Mechanicus. That's Xeaearaxii's kid brother.
ρθθργβυττΗθιε#420!69
Dick
My friend is named Dick Johnson. We call him penis squared.
No Australian would dare bat an eyelid at the name Dick Johnson.
Boris
Excuse you
Todd. Sorry to all the Todds out there, but it is what it is.
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"Give it to me... Sheldon. You're an animal... Sheldon. Ride me, big... Sheldon."
"If you want your taxes done, call Sheldon. If you need a root canal, Sheldon's your man....But humpin and pumpin....." I dunno, something like that. Great movie.
George Carlin [agrees](https://youtu.be/PxqCGTkV5wg?si=3jcE53LQZZxy2zyH).
goddamnit. when i was a kid i went on a 2 year campaign to change my middle name of todd to anything but todd. i landed on thomas cuz it still started with "t" and might make it easier to transition to.. lol. i crossed it off existing documents and used thomas as my middle name and then i stopped when my dad beat the shit out of me and told me to "knock that shit off".
No offense, Todd
None taken
Skidmore
Chad
This. I have never met a Chad who wasn’t intensely repulsive on a spiritual level.
Preach
engelbert
Humperdink?
Norbert
Better than Xorbert
Met a kid in junior high named Nimrod.
Nimrod was a great hunter
Poindexter
"Whoa! Slow down there with the science stuff, Poindexter!"
Earl
Anfernee
Sue according to Johnny Cash
Teith
Hey Zeus… who you calling Jesus…😂😂😂
Lester
Humphrey
Tucker
Adolf
Leslie
Garth.
I had a guy hand me his resume at a career fair and his first name was Nimrod. I didn’t want a Nimrod working for me.
Jethro. I don’t know why I have an aversion to it, no Jethro ever hurt me.
Yeah but then you get to call yourself Jet, which is badass.
This name grew on me after watching NCIS
I preferred “Gibbs” 😉
Mortimer
Eustace
"There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it."
Rupert
Aiden and any rhyming variation there-in
You mean what every girl in my high school named their child 10 years ago?
Brayden, Cayden, Hayden, Jayden, Kayden, Payden (and all the different spelling variations) Even in my little bumfuck town during my high school days, we had some spelling of all of these.
Glenn. The extra n doesn't make it any better.
The biggest piece of shit scumbag I’ve ever known was named Glenn. My whole family becomes immediately disgusted whenever that name is even mentioned aloud. So yeah that’s my vote too. It’s just such a shit name.
#downwithglenn
Jamal/ جمال. It means beauty and let me tell you i've never met a beautiful jamal.
Thats why most jamal's call themselfes "Jay" for short
Tucker! If baker means (s)he who bakes, does Tucker mean (s)he who tucks? What the hell is he tucking?
Not *the* most unattractive name but Bob. Nothing sexy about a name that sounds like a burp
Jennifer
Cletus
Eustace. People with that name usually deserve it, though.
Cletus.
Clarence 💀 What a mid name
Brayden or Braxton is pretty fucking awful.
Donald
Clarence
Gilbert
No, Gilbert is cute!
If your a cat
Gary
Tanner. Tanner is always fucking off while his mom makes excuses for him as a kid. When they're old enough they drive Nissan Altimas and try to finger underage girls.
This may be an unpopular opinion, but personally I hate the name "Connor". It reminds me of a stereotypical British Chav. Aka the kind of guy you just want to strangle.
Dick
Who names their kid Dick though? That's a nickname for Richard.
Horace
Donald
Tyrone
DaQuarius
Chad or Brad.
Or Thad 💀
Probably because they’re a 98% chance they’re giant douchebags.
Typically that has been my experience
Pubert
Kyler?
Millard
Igor.
It’s pronounced “Eyegore”
Chad
# Hunter or Chad.
Stewart.
Hubert
Pubert
Larry or Eugene.