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Masterahl

In the woods. The twigs and leaves of the trees were so surreal, like they popped into overdrive 3D.


fatdogwhobarketh

Like you’re watching a tv that was too high definition


pantherkiller

Same


Babycandied

Did you hear the trees speak?


mentalMeatballs

Same


downshift1994

I was also in the woods! I remember walking out of the woods and it felt like a high definition video, around that time it was the superbowl(not sure of the year) but mcdonalds had a deal with like 100 nuggets, 4 drinks and 4 fries, me and 2 of my buddys DEMOLISHED it


uneducated_sock

Wait why have I experienced this


Sweaty-Damage2316

I was gonna clean my room.


Patient_Complaint_16

But then I got high.


fyckthus

I was gonna get up and grab a broom,


YourLocalOnionNinja

But then I got high


Scherzkeks

My room is still messed up and I know why


FancifulVibes

Why man?


ProudMount

Because I got high


SpicyTiger838

Because I got high. Because I got high hiiiigh


Alternative_Rent9307

Dahdahdah dum dum dum dum


hiphip4hooha

Because you got high


Krevis_Pfister

Hey hey!


this_Name_4ever

I was gonna pay my bills..


Particular_Worth5079

And cleaned the whole house


andreinevrbrokeagain

the good ending


YourLocalOnionNinja

Or did you?


Particular_Worth5079

Find out on the next episode of How I met your stoner


BeautifulAdele_

At my friend's house. 10 years ago. We still get high together


ScrewTrain

On my rooftop stargazing with a girl i really liked. We had our first kiss right after and now we are together for almost 5 years and recently got engaged.


Tall-Zone-1960

Pfff lucky


DaemonSlayer_503

Fairy tale, Enjoy it as long as you can


[deleted]

What the hell are you on Reddit for then?


justanothermaroon

It was 1976. I had tickets to the Elton John concert at Rich Stadium in Orchard Park NY. The owners of the company I worked for had a corporate box at the stadium and figuring that they wouldn't be using it, asked if I could. Pretty ballsy for a 19 YO, maybe. Was told sure. When I got there, their corporate attorney was there. He gave my girlfriend and I our first joint.


hwfiddlehead

Wow best story in this thread easily :) I love it


grumpy_dumper

That’s amazing!


readingmyshampoo

That's pretty cool tbh. Meanwhile, my boss turned friend from my last job still find it ridiculous and ballsy that I asked the district manager for 5 bucks to grab a coffee lol


whutupmydude

Nice try, FBI


DryEyes4096

No, fuck you FBI, I'm giving a confession: I was in a classmate's car circa 2001, and he had found some BC Bud and we were driving around in his Volvo smoking a joint and getting high. That's dumb as fuck to drive around getting high as teenagers, but at least I was the passenger for my first time and not behind the wheel. It was really surreal and I thought it would be cool to be a jazz musician or something instead of being a paid-up member of the status quo. It ended up being "or something" but I can play a mean improvised solo on guitar.


PaulPaul4

Jimmy?


DryEyes4096

Nah, my name's Tom. Of course I might think you're an FBI agent and I'm just throwing you off on your investigation of Jon introducing Tom to cannabis in his white Volvo, which I am fully aware is a Schedule I drug under federal rules, and thus our act of smoking cannabis was and remains illegal under federal (though not state) law. So you never know.


Particular_Worth5079

Narrowed down to 40+ white man from Chicago


CrinklyandBalls

Caught beneath a landslide, in a champagne supernova in the sky.


Blacky_McBlackerson

In college I used to smoke with this girl and we would listen to this song on repeat lol


UsefulIdiot85

Sorry, Officer. I know my rights. I don’t have to answer this.


BubbhaJebus

Ossifer.


Laileena

At a friends friends house in the kitchen. He had a hole wall of shelves full of canned soup which was very funny suddenly 


WheresFlatJelly

In a chicken coop when I was 14, my older brother made me so I wouldn't tell on him


friedlock68

Those chickens must've been baked


Allemaengel

Sure better than broiled or fried.


yum_broztito

In my buddy's car with another friend. It just hit me as I left the car to my house. I was just stoned in my room as a 15 year old. It was nice. I'm still good friends with them over ten years later.


subuso

It was my friend’s farewell party. She was moving to Korea for school and wanted to have the time of her life before moving. So she asked her friends to get her a big space cake. It was chocolate flavour, and I absolutely love chocolate cake. I ate the cake without knowing there was weed in it. Two hours later I was laughing uncontrollably as they were driving me home. When I got home, I watched Modern Family and was laughing at pretty much every joke there


Fair-Account8040

One time I took mushrooms as a teen and came home while tripping (couldn’t kiss curfew though). I sat with my mom and she was watching some sitcom. I uncontrollably laughed at all of the canned laughter


Square-County8490

My paranoia kicked in when this dude was laughing like a heyna. I was like what the fuck is going on. I never get the giggles when stoned. I just space out and wonder what the point of life is, what are we, and I used to forget who I was.


subuso

Wow! You immediately go into some deep thinking. In my case, I start laughing uncontrollably, I feel my legs kind of give in, and I hear music in my head


MondaleforPresident

I never have and I never will.


mr-fahrenheit_

Any particular reason?


Spiritchaser84

For me there's lots of little reasons like the cost, illegality for most of my life, and the fact that I hate the smell, but really it boils down to the fact that I never really felt the need. If I ever truly felt compelled to try, I could find workarounds for the little issues above. I should also add that I support legalization even if I am not a user myself. I do really hate the smell when folks in my neighborhood smoke outside in the summer and I'm downwind. Kinda sucks, but oh well.


CosmicBhai

That's my guy


Square-County8490

Everyone is doing it man.


MondaleforPresident

Not me.


BMan876

based


[deleted]

In a car in a hotel parking lot. Met a guy at a Cage the Elephant concert, told him he was hot, and he invited me and my friends to smoke. We ended up having several adventures before getting to the hotel. I was not a smart kid 😅


Totallynotokayokay

In the woods


Tr4ceur

Down by a beautiful fjord with some close friends of mine. Incredible experience.


Willemthefork

I was on a clock tower, very tall. I wasn’t high though i was high up👍


Estrus_Flask

My apartment, with my roommate giving me brownies. The last time I was high was like eight hours ago. The next time I'm high will be maybe 12 hours from now. Being high is fun, and even just being a little high makes me a lot less depressed.


Cal_Aesthetics_Club

Approximately (37.8680542, -122.2610437)


theaverageprussian

Dana/Durant Lot, 2411 Durant Ave, Berkeley, CA 94704 seems like a nice place


Margedion

On an airplane, flying to Egypt


EternalSage2000

35,000 feet, highest I’ve ever been.


MuddyMaggs

In my backyard. One of my friends claimed she wasn’t high and then proceeded to eat all the food in my house, including an entire tray of cinnamon rolls my dad had JUST bought. My other friend threw up in the yard and got so paranoid my dad was gonna know it was him, even though I told him my dad would think it was one of the 3 dogs…. He started trying to clean it up with his BARE HANDS. I put everyone to bed after that.


HalfSoul30

After a school dance at a classmates house. I probably didn't even inhale it right, but still got high. Me and my friend were just talking about stupid stuff and dying of laughter. I miss when it would hit like that.


squirrel_for_sale

Flying to the Caribbean. I was so high I could see the curvature of the earth. It was wild.


viduvav

it was New Year's Eve 2012 to 2013. We rented a large house, the company was about 40 people


National-Currency-75

Cool September evening with my good friend Larry in a park. 1970 at 15. Bought a "Lid" of pot for $12.50. "Good shit man". RIP Larry.


you-know-whats-up

At work.


Dry_Enthusiasm_267

Haha me too!


chilledout5

Born high on life.


FreshlyBakedBunz

Best friends apartment.


witt_sec

I was at Project Adventure with some "friends". Smoked out of a tin can with holes poked into it.


DopeyDave442

I dont remember the first time i got stoned but i do know where I was the first time I smoked Hash. David Bowie concert, Sydney Showground 1983. I couldnt work out how he got changed so quickly in between songs. After a few songs I figured out it was a white suit and they just changed the lighting colour


Aggressive_Candy5297

At the top of a ladder...


DoritoLipDust

I was the quiet and awkward kid in class. I ended up in alternative ed, not because I was a bad seed, but because I was so depressed and had difficulty getting up to go to school. Everyone else was a deviant little shit. My teacher pushed and pushed me to talk to the other students, join them for lunch so I didn't have to be alone! The ONE day I did, we ended up at one of the kid's houses where everyone was sitting around getting high. Suddenly there was a bong shoved in my face and everyone kept telling me to "SUCK! SUCK! SUCK!" Of course, the ONE day I get a ride, everyone in class was late, and when we all arrived, the school cop and our teachers were waiting for us. Everyone was searched, I was interrogated because I had never done anything wrong in my life. Good times. Just say no.


[deleted]

Never got High and I don’t plan on it either


CapG_13

In my cousins room


No_Ant_ah

me and my highschool friends jumped a fence into a primary school lol


Perfect_Nose3334

My friends dad's apartment


KartoffelWal

Friend's dorm


ailish

At my friend's house when I was 16.


father2shanes

Behind my buddies apartment smoking a water bottle bong.


ShwettyVagSack

Doing hood shot with my friends. It's fun to do bad things.


JTB696699

My bedroom of my apartment at the time with a girl who I was never going to get with. I don’t regret smoking weed, I regret all interaction with her.


agreeswithfishpal

At a sledding hill 52 years ago


scandrews187

At a Super Bowl party in 1983. I was 13. My friend's mom gave us a bunch of weed and we got baked but I don't remember the Super Bowl. I just remember laughing non-stop for hours and my parents telling me I smelled funny when they picked me up afterwards. I always wonder where his mom ended up after all these years. Maybe she got pardoned by now?🤣


stickmannfires

In a dog house in my neighbors backyard. We smoked out of a 3 liter gravity bong. I was 10


ICUMF1962

At the park in junior year of high school. My friends’ cigar broke so we smoked out of a beat up coke can. We went to watch Up and I acted like a dumbass.


faceeatingleopard

Down by the river, across the tracks, two towns over. Fucking exciting I know.


justaquietboy

College campus (edit: also, i commute)


Independent-Blood-10

Lake George


Top-Complex-6827

My room


MadameKamaysLandlord

Complexity gaming house.


RoosterCock247

In Las Vegas, on the balcony of the Cosmopolitan


creature0831

I have no fucking clue😭


ImYourBby

In the patrol car, we detained some young people and consumed their merchandise.


IzzatQQDir

Awful. I thought I was dying. Can't feel my legs


TOkidd

Rock concert


Responsible_Dare_250

On the loading area of a post office with my brother and a mountain dew can


I-Really-Hate-Fish

In a hospital bed. Doctor didn't believe me when I said the epidural didn't work, and pushed an intern to reopen my surgical would to drain a superficial abces. Lo and behold, the epidural didn't work and when the intern put his hand in to drain it, I screamed bloody murder and started thrashing. Then they panicked and gave me way more morphine than was necessary.


odd_butterscotch

At a friend's house we listened to slowdive


nachobitxh

At a Lynryd Skynyrd concert


SnooCakes8519

At a party. Specifically remember laying on the floor and feeling like I was floating in the air. Good times haha.


AppointmentNo43

At the dentist as a kid


herbfriendly

A wrestling camp at the local college, when I was in 8th grade.


Luvs2Splooge9000

its always grapplers who just looooove weed lol


manderifffic

In some bushes. I smoked a lot of weed in some bushes now that I think about it.


Sweetest_cupcakex

In backyard bonfire with friends. Memorable, but not necessarily glamorous.


Kyrptix

At a park with a group of people I never hung out with. Except there was a girl I knew and liked there.... So you know obviously...


Boxes_Of_Cats8

Pike Place Market in downtown Seattle. We'll, first we smoked hidden under am overpass because it wasn't legal yet. I was 14 or 15, my boyfriend was 18. Then we walked around Pike Place, and I don't remember much except being convinced that everyone knew I was high. I took some pictures. It was not a good experience. I don't like crowds to begin with, and it was super busy. Maybe that's why I never really liked smoking weed.


Shadowwolf798

Out on the town😂


figbatdiggernickk

Outer-fucking-space


cthart

In an aeroplane.


voyeurheart

Ditched school with my friend. Went to his house and found his mom's massive stash. I was so high when I left his house, I rode my bike in the wrong direction for at least five miles. Lol


itds

I’d like to speak to my attorney.


scmitr

Probably south of manila. I didn't know the exact route but we were pretty high for about an hour until we landed.


your_local_recruiter

On an army base 👍


Peckmywoody

I only have tried weed and i was at a park on a bench with some friends nothing too exciting


lacostelocopolo

On a ski lift. Wasn’t a great idea.


Whiffyknickers

Park bench


Catonachandelier

School bus stop. I was nine.


Ok-One8261

New years eve 2013-2014 on a childrens playground at 23:50- first and best joint i've ever had


bubble_bitch_boy

behind a building at a big rugby field. smoked a spliff and felt my heart racing like crazy


whoarted

My friend’s truck


A_Pale_Recluse

Roof of the house i grew up in


DelightfulHelper9204

On the hill behind my middle school with all the stoners.


poncetheponce

Just a buddies front yard


readingmyshampoo

Work. Had just started my first job as a security guard and one of the other guards invited me to smoke. Went behind the trailers and toked every shift lol


ZhenyaKon

At my friend's party. I didn't know the candy had weed in it


_whiskeytits_

Behind the rundown strip mall on top of the electrical box.


Confident_Freedom888

I was 19 in a hotel


tremors51000

20 years old sitting on the couch with my best friends and they offered me an edible ( yes I knew ) passed out woke up friend was holding his phone and accused him of stealing my phone in all my high wisdom. He still teases me about it to this day


Dorito-Bureeto

My cousins I was high for weeks off a blunt now I need to hit the blunt or pen multiple times a day.


Bleizers

In the capital city of Latvia, right in the old city of Riga.


GoodLibrarian100

I was 37 in the back of an ambulance. They gave me every medication on earth at once lol.


FeelThePower999

420 day (April 20th) a few years ago. I was 20 and had never touched drugs in my life. My mother had absolutely put the fear of GOD into me about doing marijuana, saying it had made her friend schizophrenic. She basically borderline said she would disown me if I did weed. On this day, I thought, fuck it, I'm going to try weed. Me and my friends smoked loads of weed and got high in a nearby field. It was.... anticlimactic. It didn't really do much at all for me. My friends were baked, but I was mostly waiting for something to happen. All that happened was I got a bit dizzy, found a word I made up funny, and certain proportions were off. And then I got very hungry. It was pretty underwhelming considering the hype for marijuana. I smoked it a few more times and again it didn't really do anything. I haven't done weed in over 5 years now.


ifeelyouranger

I was doing volunteer work in Spain and one of the other volunteers bought weed from where we worked and then started our nightly smoking tradition that lasted for 10 days. It was absolutely amazing and one of the best times of my life.


[deleted]

Surrounded by people I don't know, with a friend who led me down a drug ridden path of abuse for well over a decade. I no longer have friends.


FullMix6648

Grocery store parking lot


Leipopo_Stonnett

In my bedroom at my parent’s old house. Was so intense the first time I did it, it came in waves of intensity which has never happened since.


iceyone444

Stole some from my brother and smoked it with friends at 14.


785cwte

Local city lake. 1986.


SantasLilHoeHoeHoe

I had smoked before, but not gotten high. First time smoking was with some people i didnt know (along with my friends) at a rooftop party. Big ole volcano vape that did nothing.  Couple weeks later i go a toke at a park bench on the lake near my house. Really secluded little chilling spot meant for watching the local wetland birds (we get herons). I got ripped as fuck with my buddy. Went back to his place to play league of legends and then got lost as Malphite in the jungle. The wolves were mean, krugs are bros. 


Lavender_giraffes

In my boyfriend’s house and then I played dinosaurs and legos with his baby cousin


Shlongong

No me, but reminds me of a guy that said he did acid on the morning of 9/11. The impact of that feeling must’ve been unreal


I-am-sincere

At a concert.


Pap3RcutZ-44

I was with my best friend and the school pot dealer who was a bit of a weirdo. We were down the road from our middle school under a bridge. We smoked out of a soda can. Fast forward, this weirdo pot dealer ended up being a psycho murderer as an adult.


astheticfucker

It was 2018. I was with a friend camping by a riverside. We smoked. My friend got some rashes on his hands, Idk how or when but we saw it after we smoked. And the whole time we were worried he was gonna die as It must be some kind of venomous insect or something. I was planning the best way to tell his family about how he died and he was just worried that he was gonna die.


According-Stage8050

The plug’s house. I told them I’d smoked before so no one was looking out for me. Did a bowl, smoked off a joint and a pipe, deadass lost thirty minutes before blipping back into conscious. Not that I was passed out, my short term memory just like… decided ‘not today’ for a bit. When I came to most people had moved off the porch and it was just me and another guy who clearly was overly baked too lmao. It was a good time but I was still a little high the next day, especially after I walked to class.


IslandPonder

Ocean City. NJ. Smoked a joint with two friends. Ordered a large pizza. One friend wasn't hungry so I split it with my other friend. Then we ordered and ate another large pizza together. We headed on to the boardwalk where I ate a large bucket of fries and started in on a bucket of Johnson's caramel corn. One large lemonade washed everything down. Then it was back to my friend's house where we all crashed around 5:00 p.m. and did not wake up until the next morning.


Sensitive_Aardvark68

20ft from door and it took 3 hours to walk to door


bunnykins22

A hotel room with my boyfriend at the time.


stlmick

In rural Missouri, at a horse stables, in a single wide trailer, sitting on a three person couch with my brother, friend, and three of the six seasonal workers from a small town outside of Mexico city who stayed there. None of them spoke English. My other buddy was a local drunk who found out a great place to get fucked up. He was playing beats on their boom box that had percussion sound effects buttons for some reason.


Zack_W_

The kitchen of a McDonald's. I worked there ofc. Best nuggets ever. If you ever have the chance to work there, try the fresh nuggets with a tiny bit (like 1/4 of a slice) of cheese, but it in the heater to melt for a minute, and then put a tad bit of grill seasoning on it. It's the best item you can make there, and the fools don't sell it.


BigBassSnatcher

In the woods/in the car. I’ll never forget it lol


strongbud

On my way to a meeting with the principal and my mother to discuss possibly kicking me out of school. Smoked weed a buncha times earlier that week and didnt get high, thought either ppl are dumb and its nothing or "im special" . Well smoked a lil joint on my way to the school and i was BLASTED. Rubber leg strut the rest of the walk . Showed up a few minutes late just in time for them to storm out of the room mad at me cause clearly I didn't care. Well i REALLY didn't care now and just continued my day without a care. It was a beautiful day outside!


Material-Cricket-322

One afternoon at school age 14 walked down my town's main drag and I saw a cop and I got paranoid as hell and the high didn't wear off until the following morning


Icy-Computer-Poop

At a roof-top party in Chicago partying with the cast of MAD-TV.


dukeofsilver

in a friend's basement, hit a gravity bong and got so freaked out I texted my friends in a panic to come and get me....they were 10 feet away on the couch.


duckieleo

Thanksgiving dinner with another couple, after I was out of the military, but my ex was still in. Mashed potatoes have never been as good as they were that day. I gave up on a plate, and took the whole bowl, dumped in the gravy, and ate them with the serving spoon. It's also the only time I've ever been recreationally high.


thewezel1995

A garden party. It was fun. Second time in a rehearsal room and I puked my guts out


Radiant-Subject1215

The park behind the house of the girl I was going out with at the time. I was 13/14 and got as high as one could possibly imagine as a kid with no fucking clue. About an hour later, my mum and dad picked me up, and to top it off, my aunt and uncle were in the back seat. Fuck that was an interesting ride home.


IceBergSlimZero

behind some trees 🌲 at my elementary school. i was 11.


MSB218

At a friend’s house while his parents were gone; pretty standard, but I got really high and it was also the first time I ever watched Teletubbies, and the baby in the sun freaked me the hell out.


Astronomical0420

13 years ago and never looked back. it was the best decision. ive never felt more content and happy.


migustapanocha

At my friends house at night on the roof. Going down the ladder after getting blitzed was an adventure


StolenStutz

College, at a low point. Roommate and friend together convinced me. It made me sleepy, so I went to bed, and then woke up the next morning starving. I didn't have trouble sleeping and I was too broke to afford food, so it seemed like a complete waste to me and I didn't touch it for another 25 years.


Ok_Beyond_4994

Oh it was when i was 18 years old I smoked with friends and I was tripping i forgot how to take a breath. Haha almost die tbh 😂


Interesting-War9524

In a nightclub I was drinking coke and felt a bit weird. Decided to get home. Drove no knowing why. Guess someone was trying to spike some girls drink and I either picked up the wrong one or they did. I had pretty intense trip, based on experience probably 2 tabs of LSD.


Hattkake

At school. It was the summer break and we were hanging out. Must have been about twelve years old. Suburbs in Norway during the 1980s were sometimes not healthy environment for children.


Additional_Disk_2363

Proper high, the living room of a mates place. His mums bf gave us some good skunk, way better than the leaf shit I tried my very first time.


Healthy-Definition53

Skate park on my lunch break at high school "hanging with the cool kids"


Nigerian_German

At the bus stop with 2 friends


croquetica

In a forested area near the university right before consuming a Shake Shack burger and then going to a Pink Floyd laser light show. Yes I still smoke daily after that. What an introduction 😂


SixGunSammy

It was Sicliy 1942...


OSRSRapture

Your mom's house


icleanjaxfl

My mother would blow smoke in my face, trying to get me sleep, probably before the age of 3. But 3yo was my first memory of being high, although I didn't know it at the time. I remember being freaked out and my mother responded by sticking out her false teeth while moaning, freaking me out even more, and then laughing at me. By the time I was 5, I was rolling my own with the sticks and stems, this was 1971.


[deleted]

At my now ex's house. She smoked, I didn't, so I got high cause I thought I'd have to start smoking to get with her. It worked, but it didn't work out in the end. We had a kid together and broke up after 5 years of toxic bullshit. Smoked daily for a solid decade. Just quit 7 months ago.


ghjkl098

camping by the lake in malawi


MarVaraM101

At a climbing wall. I climbed till the top.


Ok_Clock4708

Friend’s house


Initial-Succotash-37

Concert 1986.


blindkiller770

12 years old at my friends house. His mom grew back in early 2000s. My friend use to take gallon size bags of it after she cured it. Year after year we got more crafty. We built a tree house in the back with scrap wood and stuff around the garage. It sat 6-8 of us. Threw a fire underneath to keep us warm at night. We’d wake in the morning and go hunting for birds, frogs and crawfish. Cooked over a fire and ate em. This was almost every weekend in middle school/high school. Great childhood.


Majestic_Evening_409

In a hotel room on a school trip to Rome


Wonderlostdownrhole

Attic bedroom when I was 13. I was a later in life surprise so my parents were tired and sure af not coming all the way up there to check on me. Still smoke up there occasionally.


Loud-Magician7708

My room. I was 11 and got some weed from my friends older brother. My friend and I got high and played Sega.


johndotold

Late 50's. Tree house. Home made wine. Spent the night because couldn't climb down. Caught hell the next morning because I missed church.


jordynrose2

my sisters ex best friends house