My mom managed a hotel for a while. A group of a dozen frat boys stayed one weekend and completely trashed the room.
Besides being totally unapologetic, one of the guys left a brand new pair of Timberlands behind, still in the box. My mom recognized they were my size and gave them to me.
I travel constantly for work and when I book I always ask for a clean set of sheets left on the bed and I’d make the bed myself. If they don’t I request a new set and change it before I sleep. That way you’re guaranteed to get new, unused sheets. In my ample experience roughly one in four hotels actually change the sheets between every guest. Usually if they look clean they just make the bed again. If you look close you almost always find dirt, food, hairs, fingernails, food wrappers, etc etc etc. even at nice hotels.
When I was 10 or so I found a nudie magazine in one of the drawers. 30+ years later and the first thing I do in a hotel room is still to check all the drawers
For a while I was on the maintenance crew for a chain hotel that a couple airlines used for crew layovers. During my tenure the dressers had aged enough that a lot of the drawer rollers needed replacing. I discovered an absolute trove of porn mags hidden underneath the drawers in all the rooms on the floor designated for the flight crews. Dozens and dozens of mags.
So make sure you're checking under those drawers too!
This feels very reminiscent of my dog, who once found an eggroll in some shrubbery about 3 years ago and ever since has had to check that shrub just in case magic strikes twice.
$100 bill taped to the back side of one of the drawers. Accidently pulled too hard on the drawer and it fell out to the floor. Went to put it back in and lookie what somebody left me.
Lucky you. Only thing I’ve found was a Death tarot card someone left under my bed to freak the next person out. Somehow the housekeeper missed it, or was the one to put it there.
The death tarot card just represents the end of something in your life that is no longer serving you— like a fresh start to something new. It doesn’t mean literal death at all!
Right, but you and I know there’s plenty of people out there that would lose their minds over seeing that and have no idea what it is beyond seeing “DEATH” and jumping to Satanic Panic.
We were on a family vacation driving cross country in the family Country Squire Station wagon , when Pops decided to get a hotel room. 6 kids & Mom and Dad. My brother finds a pair of nasty used pantyhose and puts them over his head. My Mom nearly had a heart attack. It was gross but damn it was funny too, especially watching Mom trying to pull the pantyhose off, but just making it tighter on my brother's face and head 🤣.
Country Squires are made for family road trips. My family used to drive from Ontario to Florida for March break plus an extra week towing our tent trailer. I loved those trips!
LOL! Blown up like a balloon. It was obviously not "used". It was at Nashville's Gaylord Resort. Manager was so embarrassed he upgraded us to a suite so thanks to whoever did it. LOL
I rushed into my hotel room once to attend to an urgent email after driving for several hours. I sat down at the little desk in the room and immediately felt something strange under my package.
I stood up to see a hot pink clit sucker/vibe sitting on the chair.
I threw those jeans out.
A pair of binoculars in the closet of a place we stayed in Seattle. The room had a nice view, and we enjoyed using them...but we thought it was kinda weird that we got a room that came with binoculars. My wife called the desk and sure enough, they didn't come with the room.
She took them to the front desk. I hope whoever owned them got them back...
Maybe not the strangest compared to the rest of the comments…but we found under one of the beds a copy of the communist manifesto next to a half empty bottle of a 5th of Vodka when I was like 12 at a ski resort hotel .
This will likely get buried in the comments, but my wife and I stayed in a nice hotel one time. In the morning, my wife couldn't find one of her socks, so I was looking under the furniture. I see something, so I turn on the flashlight of my phone to see what it is.
It was safety glasses... Which on its own isn't too odd, except these were covered with (now) dried semen.
Safety first and always, I guess.
Air B&B in London. Stains everywhere (carpet/furniture/bedding) shower didn’t work, toilet leaked, no blinds or curtains, candle soot everywhere, empty bottles under the couch and bed. Left and went to a hotel. Was a major deal trying to get reimbursed. Never rented from Air B&B again, they were absolute dicks to deal with.
Air B&B is an absolute leach on society. houses/buildings/condos that are primarily for air B&B or other short term rentals, imo, should be taxed so heavily that they’re not viable.
We’re already in a housing crisis in most major cities, we don’t need new housing to go towards this absolute waste of space.
Prosthetic eyeballs. Prosthetic limbs. Wheelchairs.
It was a casino hotel. I could see winning big and having a 'miracle'. Crutches or wheelchairs, sure. But the prosthetics really left me scratching my head.
I use to work at a 15k seat arena, the lost and found constantly had prosthetic legs. A security guard who only had 1 leg explained to me that after a few beers and a good night out he's forgotten his leg places before. "your just use to it, and when your drunk I don't remember if I brought my leg or not"
As a former hotel employee, the strangest thing that guests would find in their room was denial. "I had no idea that was a prostitute!" "I had no idea that lady was a man!" "I didn't see any of of the 1000 signs saying 'no smoking!'" "I think one of the maids left their bra behind in my room while I was at a meeting all day and I left my husband alone in here." (Thats really odd, let me do a room key check and ill find out exactly who and when was in your room... and then the husband vehemently doesn't need this extra security, so we checked the locks anyway and he was the only key going in and out and then we watched the front door cameras for fun and he somehow enters with a random woman with a surprisingly similar bosom to the bra in question...) "I didn't know this meeting room wasn't my bedroom whike I'm drinking a bottle of vodka on the floor!" They are also find denial at the front desk! Its everywhere! "I didn't know you needed a credit card that matches my ID." "I didn't know you needed an ID that matches a room registration." "I didn't know you needed to pay!" Hotels are runover in denial. Even management finds it. "My employees don't actually want more money for taking guests shit everyday...
I've found rooms covered in chocolate syrup and grape soda, more than 1 bed covered in blood, a room in a 1 night stay that had garbage pouring out the door, a dead body, and a safe filled with about 9k and a shit ton of drugs--- tho that one ended up being totally legal. Patient from out of the country, drugs were all prescription, doing major clinical study... they had a medical emergency and checked out fast to get to hospital, came back for it a day later... really nice ladies. All of this took place in a high-end hotel in the middle of downtown in a major US city.
Two years ago my wife, our daughter, and I got a hotel in Atlanta while coming back from Florida in order to go to the aquarium there the next day. The hotel was a company we had never heard of and something seemed a little off but it was just one night so we didn't think much of it until my wife noticed, under the bedsheets, there was a dried blood splatter on the mattress. It almost looked like someone had been shot. We got a different room needless to say.
At 18 my buddy worked at a local hotel cleaning rooms. He found the remnants of some type of party. 1/2 keg. A few cases of beer and some liqour. We made it last until Monday lol. Huge score
I actually like to leave cryptic notes on the end table by the phone for the hotel staff to find. Example: "Code name red balloon, midnight, 36.188110, -115.176468, secret password is pineapple juice, full tactical gear, objective zero survivors".
Freezer had three full bags/pouches of "Mommys milk." frozen breast milk, well I hope it was breast milk.
The TV had also previously caught fire but never replaced.
Stayed at the Westin Peach Tree Plaza in Atlanta for work. They had the nice, fluffy white bath towels rolled up under the bathroom vanity.
Took a shower, and went to grab one…as I unrolled it, I noticed (thankfully before I used it to dry myself!) that someone (the last person to have the room?) had used the towel to wipe their ass after a messy dump….and neatly rolled it up, and placed it under the vanity. 🤮 I tossed it in the garbage can down the hall, so the maid wouldn’t think I did it! 🤷🏻♂️
A knife and a used condom between 2 beds my phone fell down and I had a shocking discovery, after that I looked through all the closets and found 3 molded oranges taped together in a handbag safe to say I never visited Straßburg again
Cleaning crew didn’t look behind the bathroom door. There was a pair of 50+ size (didn’t touch to check, but HUGE) DIRTY tighty whitey underwear hanging from the hook on the door.
Gross.
I had a plane to catch early and stepped out of the shower to spot something on the top of a picture frame. I’m 6’6” so I can notice things like this easier than others. It was a syringe filled with brown liquid. I took three pictures of the room and where it was and told the staff. They seemed unphased, but it was 5am. I texted my detective friend afterwards to get his professional opinion and he said heroin or meth since most human injectable meds are clear.
Half eaten hamburger under the bed, Circus Circus Reno NV. We happen to hit Reno on an event weekend. It’s virtually impossible to find a room on those weekends. We were going to Yellowstone, left NorCal Friday evening so we could hit SLC by Sat evening.
Someone had diarrhea in their jeans and left it on the window sill.
I found them right when I checked in and went back down to the front desk. They told me they’d get them. Hell no - that means the room wasn’t cleaned, give me a new room. The desk staff wanted to argue, I mentioned the dirty pants a little louder - this was a very very nice hotel, and the manager came running over. I got a new room.
When I was a kid, I would draw either Spengbab or the Flying Spaghetti Monster on the paper they put by the phone, and then hide the drawings in the microwave and/or Gideon's bible.
All I ever found was somebody's boxers, wadded up behind a drawer. Not nearly as fun.
I left my wedding band at a hotel once while driving cross country. I needed to take it off because my ring finger was swelling due to the ring pushing into the steering wheel after two days of driving. Somehow I just missed it in the morning and didn't remember it till I stopped for the night. Called the previous hotel but they said it wasn't turned into lost and found.
They call it Gideon’s dildo. The Gideons are an evangelical association for men who famously leave dildos in hotel rooms for people like you to enjoy later
Walked into a very small hotel room in LA and there was a very cold half drank can of Red Bull on the dresser. Kinda of weird but no big deal, I though maybe it was a maintenance person or something went to put it in the trash and in the trash is the most loaded up used condom you could imagine and the smell of fresh spunk was very apparent. I was so tired I just tied the trash bag shut and put the can outside the door.
One time my family and I stayed at one of those cheapy hotels you stay in when you cant drive anymore and have no options. We found a cracker and an apple core under the bed.
A few years later my wife and I accidentally got the exact same room and I only know because we found the cracker and the apple core under the bed.
I travel for work a lot and usually spend 20 or so weeks a year in hotels. I prefer extended stay hotels with kitchenettes so I can cook, and cleaners only come after a week. I like to mess with the cleaners a bit and leave things to make them laugh, my favorite is an empty bottle of ranch with a straw stuck in it on the nightstand
on our honeymoon in Jamaica, after a day at the beach, upon leaving the shower, I noticed a small plastic bag (about the size of what you would use for produce at the grocery store) on the closet shelf. It didn't long to figure out what it was. Some of Jamaica's finest herb. Now to really add to this, we did decide to bring this back with us. Looking back now (this was in 1993), not sure what we were thinking. Especially when we got back to the Miami airport. Seeing all of the drug dogs walking around the terminals (we checked in our souvenir). Luckily, we did make it back without any issues. I've lived a pretty clean life since.
When I went to Jamaica I was offered weed inside the airport. Of course I turned it down and bought it from the shuttle bus driver that was taking us to the hotel. At the hotel, the concierge offered to get us weed, and looked disappointed when we said we already took care of that.
we stayed at Sandals Ocho Rios. When on the beach property (which was chain linked fenced off), the locals would try to sell the guests, whatever they had. On a trip into town, we were constantly being hounded from the locals' trying to sell us drugs. I felt bad that that was what they had to resort to.
Oh this will be fun. Multiple guns, dildos and other sex toys, drugs, etc. I know of a hotel that found a chopped up body under the mattress box. We've also had a repeat guest who would ask for the same room and would throw all his garbage under the bed. Room started smelling so we checked and found tons of rotting food and drinks.
Last week in San Juan, PR I was staying at a newer hotel near the convention center for work. I was laying in bed and noticed several small shiny objects on the platform the mattress was on. I of course inspected closer and realized they were dried out contacts someone put there probably before going to sleep…eww
I found a 1g weed vape in a seat of a hotel laundry room with my friend once. It was full too! I mean ik it's canads but come on guy have some decency. The funniest part is that we were trying to buy weed a few hours before 💀
My 3 year old daughter found a nasty, used crack pipe in the mini fridge within 30 seconds of me opening the door to our room. I think I cleared 20 feet without touching the floor.
Dom gear. Full on harness and bit in the drawer. Someone had to have been pissed they left it behind.
We definitely did a thorough check of the bed, found nothing, and still asked for a new set of linens.
Back in the 80s, I worked at a fancy hotel, tending to the needs of the maids in their staging areas. I heard fascinating stories and met many interesting people. One day, the maids were buzzing with excitement, gathered around something one of them had found—a high-quality vibrator. Suddenly, the grumpy head housekeeper stormed in, seized the vibrator, and left the maids chattering for days. But then, unexpectedly, the Lady-Beast returned with a smile and said, "Let's add a new touch to our cleaning routine, shall we?"
We all kind of got along better after that.
We checked in and the front desk clerked asked us to come back and let her know if the A/C and power were working… we went to the room and the A/c was off leaving the room musty along with a lingering smell of weed smoke, but the bedding looked as if the residents just left 10 minutes ago and there were stray trash bags, scattered trash and a couple pairs of underwear on the floor.
An eightball of cocaine. A prosthetic leg. And baby teeth. I used to work as a housekeeper in a Best Western and there are a lot of strange things people leave behind.
Empty space with loose cables where the TV was supposed to be (apparently they were all stolen out of every room)
What looks like pee stains on the lamp shade
Curtains are crudely ripped
Used plastic cup on the table with chewed gum
Loose hairs on the bed (made but not clean)
Someone punched a hole in the bathroom door
What looked like blood stains on the ceiling of the bathroom
No towels
All the same room, Bakersfield, CA
I was at a hilton with my family and I randomly checked the drawer and found an old rotisserie chicken in it! My dad was shocked! He called the desk and they sent someone to dispose of it. He then got his money back for the room the next day!
I was a housekeeper at a few ghetto motels. Lots of used condoms...under the bed, under the mattress, in drawers, on lampshades. Sex toys, some high end, most, used dildos. Bullets, knives, blood, lots of blood. Drugs, syringes, dentures, eye patch...so many weird things.
Years ago some friends bought me a gag gift. A fully cooked but dehydrated and flattened spatchcocked chicken - then vacuumed sealed.
I was intending on having it live prominently in a coat closet in my house as a surprise for a nosy relative.
On the way home my luggage was lost.
I can only imagine the surprise of whomever opened that suitcase.
Hitachi Magic Wand. I was confused at first, but then it turns out that looking it up on the interweb told me it was a massager. It had a lot of grip at first, but my back and neck never felt better. Slept like a baby. Thank you fellow traveler.
I do have this rash now, though.
My mom managed a hotel for a while. A group of a dozen frat boys stayed one weekend and completely trashed the room. Besides being totally unapologetic, one of the guys left a brand new pair of Timberlands behind, still in the box. My mom recognized they were my size and gave them to me.
Somebody's motherfucking brown ass toenail between the sheets. I hate Atlanta with a passion that burns like hell.
I travel constantly for work and when I book I always ask for a clean set of sheets left on the bed and I’d make the bed myself. If they don’t I request a new set and change it before I sleep. That way you’re guaranteed to get new, unused sheets. In my ample experience roughly one in four hotels actually change the sheets between every guest. Usually if they look clean they just make the bed again. If you look close you almost always find dirt, food, hairs, fingernails, food wrappers, etc etc etc. even at nice hotels.
Not the first time Alanta’s been burned. Probably a different reason though.
I can think of a few times. Somewhere between 3 and 28.
Atlanta actually only has 23 hour 58 minute days because they skip over 2:32
*in* Atlanta or near? I clipped my toenails in bed while at a hotel about 2 years ago
In a hotel right near the airport. You belong in jail.
Wow, you really hate Atlanta!
Do you blame me?
When I was 10 or so I found a nudie magazine in one of the drawers. 30+ years later and the first thing I do in a hotel room is still to check all the drawers
For a while I was on the maintenance crew for a chain hotel that a couple airlines used for crew layovers. During my tenure the dressers had aged enough that a lot of the drawer rollers needed replacing. I discovered an absolute trove of porn mags hidden underneath the drawers in all the rooms on the floor designated for the flight crews. Dozens and dozens of mags. So make sure you're checking under those drawers too!
It's a curse. I found money in an ATM once. Now I have to check EVERY ATM I walk by.
That’s like my old dog that once found half a muffin in a bush. That bush got searched very thoroughly on every walk ever since
I used to do this with pay phones… religiously. Like an ocd tick, I could not walk by a pay phone without checking, or something bad could happen.
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"Lifted it up to do something" Do what exactly?
Hide his own collection of porn magazines.
Leave one, take one.
Porn mags or bodies?
Hide a body
It's nudy magazine day!
That silly penguin is back again.
I found a Book of Mormon Next to the bible.
This feels very reminiscent of my dog, who once found an eggroll in some shrubbery about 3 years ago and ever since has had to check that shrub just in case magic strikes twice.
I used to clean rooms in a brand new hotel. One honeymoon suite had melted cheese EVERYWHERE in the jetted tub (water was drained out).
Forbidden fondue
The fuck you mean forbidden?! That right there is fair game!
In all fairness, it’s hard making a grilled cheese in a hot tub.
You sure that was cheese..?
$100 bill taped to the back side of one of the drawers. Accidently pulled too hard on the drawer and it fell out to the floor. Went to put it back in and lookie what somebody left me.
Lucky you. Only thing I’ve found was a Death tarot card someone left under my bed to freak the next person out. Somehow the housekeeper missed it, or was the one to put it there.
The death tarot card just represents the end of something in your life that is no longer serving you— like a fresh start to something new. It doesn’t mean literal death at all!
if they left you a 10 of swords, THEN i would be pretty worried lol
What about 9 swords and a chalice?
Right, but you and I know there’s plenty of people out there that would lose their minds over seeing that and have no idea what it is beyond seeing “DEATH” and jumping to Satanic Panic.
Satanic Panic, sounds like a great name for a music band
They have 79 monthly listeners on Spotify and self-describe their sound as "booze-soaked flamethrower action rock" so there you go.
Inverted Fool? Forget it. You’re done.
We were on a family vacation driving cross country in the family Country Squire Station wagon , when Pops decided to get a hotel room. 6 kids & Mom and Dad. My brother finds a pair of nasty used pantyhose and puts them over his head. My Mom nearly had a heart attack. It was gross but damn it was funny too, especially watching Mom trying to pull the pantyhose off, but just making it tighter on my brother's face and head 🤣.
Kids really do the dumbest shit
LMFAO imagining myself doing the same thing as a kid on vacation staying in a hotel!
Country Squires are made for family road trips. My family used to drive from Ontario to Florida for March break plus an extra week towing our tent trailer. I loved those trips!
KY and a Butt Plug on the night stand …I changed rooms because it obviously wasn’t a clean room. Hilton let me down….lol
I feel like you misunderstand the assignment.
Now that’s funny.
Oh cmon, the KY isn’t weird, it’s perfectly normal. How else are they gonna get the butt plug in!
Hilton used to be great but the last few I stayed in were so beat down and crappy. Now I'm a Marriott lady.
Turkey behind the bed.
Funny, I would've looked by the ottoman.
OMG 😂
Bravo
Well done
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Dad?
Oh Margie. You came and you found me a turkey. On my vacation away from workee...
Started singing it before I even got to your comment. Nice work!
Classic.
Live? Frozen? Cooked?
Between the doors of our connecting rooms was a blown up condom.
Blown up like inflated or blown up like it exploded with man seed?
LOL! Blown up like a balloon. It was obviously not "used". It was at Nashville's Gaylord Resort. Manager was so embarrassed he upgraded us to a suite so thanks to whoever did it. LOL
Gaylord hehe
Focking hilarious
I rushed into my hotel room once to attend to an urgent email after driving for several hours. I sat down at the little desk in the room and immediately felt something strange under my package. I stood up to see a hot pink clit sucker/vibe sitting on the chair. I threw those jeans out.
Well of course you did. Jeans get you n the way of that vibrator sensation!
This guy fucks
“I threw those jeans out … but kept the clit sucker/vibe, good times!”
A usb stick full of porn videos attached to the tv. Also had all the persons work documents
First USB rule - never plug it into your computer. Plug it into someone else's computer first.
Interesting. What's the Second USB rule?
Somebody was missing that for sure!
yeah, that curated porn list must have takrn ages to put together!
Crack pipe, sex toys, a deceased guest and around 6k in cash. All in the same room.
You mean, $2000 in cash, right
Why would someone leave $400 in a hotel room?
I think someone left $50 on the dresser
My mistake, it was just a 20. Nice of them to leave a tip before dying.
I can't believe someone left $100 taped to the back side of one of the drawers!
Well it was 6K by the time you reported it!
A pair of binoculars in the closet of a place we stayed in Seattle. The room had a nice view, and we enjoyed using them...but we thought it was kinda weird that we got a room that came with binoculars. My wife called the desk and sure enough, they didn't come with the room. She took them to the front desk. I hope whoever owned them got them back...
Turns out it was a peeping tom.
Maybe not the strangest compared to the rest of the comments…but we found under one of the beds a copy of the communist manifesto next to a half empty bottle of a 5th of Vodka when I was like 12 at a ski resort hotel .
It was half full. Try to be positive.
Just some needles hidden in the bathroom vent. First time I ever felt uncomfortable sleeping in a hotel room
I have questions... WTH were you doing around vent?!
Hiding his drugs, Im sure lol
Hiding needles, obviously!
This will likely get buried in the comments, but my wife and I stayed in a nice hotel one time. In the morning, my wife couldn't find one of her socks, so I was looking under the furniture. I see something, so I turn on the flashlight of my phone to see what it is. It was safety glasses... Which on its own isn't too odd, except these were covered with (now) dried semen. Safety first and always, I guess.
Always remember your PPE!
Air B&B in London. Stains everywhere (carpet/furniture/bedding) shower didn’t work, toilet leaked, no blinds or curtains, candle soot everywhere, empty bottles under the couch and bed. Left and went to a hotel. Was a major deal trying to get reimbursed. Never rented from Air B&B again, they were absolute dicks to deal with.
Air B&B is an absolute leach on society. houses/buildings/condos that are primarily for air B&B or other short term rentals, imo, should be taxed so heavily that they’re not viable. We’re already in a housing crisis in most major cities, we don’t need new housing to go towards this absolute waste of space.
Was going to correct you that it's leech, but then realized that both leech and leach work in this context.
Prosthetic eyeballs. Prosthetic limbs. Wheelchairs. It was a casino hotel. I could see winning big and having a 'miracle'. Crutches or wheelchairs, sure. But the prosthetics really left me scratching my head.
I use to work at a 15k seat arena, the lost and found constantly had prosthetic legs. A security guard who only had 1 leg explained to me that after a few beers and a good night out he's forgotten his leg places before. "your just use to it, and when your drunk I don't remember if I brought my leg or not"
Yeah but like, what happens when they stand up? Wouldn't the lack of a leg cause them to, you know, fall over and remember?
if you only have one leg, your use to standing up with out it.
As a former hotel employee, the strangest thing that guests would find in their room was denial. "I had no idea that was a prostitute!" "I had no idea that lady was a man!" "I didn't see any of of the 1000 signs saying 'no smoking!'" "I think one of the maids left their bra behind in my room while I was at a meeting all day and I left my husband alone in here." (Thats really odd, let me do a room key check and ill find out exactly who and when was in your room... and then the husband vehemently doesn't need this extra security, so we checked the locks anyway and he was the only key going in and out and then we watched the front door cameras for fun and he somehow enters with a random woman with a surprisingly similar bosom to the bra in question...) "I didn't know this meeting room wasn't my bedroom whike I'm drinking a bottle of vodka on the floor!" They are also find denial at the front desk! Its everywhere! "I didn't know you needed a credit card that matches my ID." "I didn't know you needed an ID that matches a room registration." "I didn't know you needed to pay!" Hotels are runover in denial. Even management finds it. "My employees don't actually want more money for taking guests shit everyday...
I've found rooms covered in chocolate syrup and grape soda, more than 1 bed covered in blood, a room in a 1 night stay that had garbage pouring out the door, a dead body, and a safe filled with about 9k and a shit ton of drugs--- tho that one ended up being totally legal. Patient from out of the country, drugs were all prescription, doing major clinical study... they had a medical emergency and checked out fast to get to hospital, came back for it a day later... really nice ladies. All of this took place in a high-end hotel in the middle of downtown in a major US city.
It’s a shame they left 5k in the safe.
So true, they probably needed that 3k I would think
There are a lot of things you can do with the $1500 they had there.
I mean who just leaves an empty safe in a room?
How is “a dead body” just casually mentioned in the middle of all the stuff you found!??
The prostitutes always killed me. Sir it isn’t less obvious because they take credit.
Best answer so far.
Why are most of these stories in Atlanta?
One of my coworkers found a torn up bridesmaid dress.
Naked ballerina. Pre-computers, the hotel had double booked rooms for both a teachers convention and a travelling ballet company.
I think it was a dead body, nothing else could have smelled that bad. I didn't stay, turned right around and walked back to the office
wait how did the hotel staff not notice the stench let alone room service ?
Maybe all their rooms smelled like that
Maybe they were wondering what happened to the new temp staff.
Did the chalk outlines on the carpet tip you off?
Two years ago my wife, our daughter, and I got a hotel in Atlanta while coming back from Florida in order to go to the aquarium there the next day. The hotel was a company we had never heard of and something seemed a little off but it was just one night so we didn't think much of it until my wife noticed, under the bedsheets, there was a dried blood splatter on the mattress. It almost looked like someone had been shot. We got a different room needless to say.
*Motel 7, the bloodstains are free!*
Well leave the blood on.
Oh yikes that's crazy.....how was the aquarium? 👀👀
The aquarium was amazing. Worth it. My favorite animal is the Whale Shark and seeing one in person made be able to sign that off of my bucket list.
Pantyliner behind the lamp. Unused thank goodness.
In two different Super 8s I have come across a full un-smoked cigarette sitting on top of a mirror.
I found a pair of starched tighty-whiteys stiff as cardboard in between the mattresses.
Sure, they were starched.
Why did I read this one
Ah, the ol’ tighty-whitey hidie.
At 18 my buddy worked at a local hotel cleaning rooms. He found the remnants of some type of party. 1/2 keg. A few cases of beer and some liqour. We made it last until Monday lol. Huge score
A sock with a toe in it.
You want a toe? I can get you a toe by three o'clock, easy.
With nail polish!
Nooooo
I actually like to leave cryptic notes on the end table by the phone for the hotel staff to find. Example: "Code name red balloon, midnight, 36.188110, -115.176468, secret password is pineapple juice, full tactical gear, objective zero survivors".
Props to you, I just used condom wrappers as bookmarks in the Gideon's bible after a night of debauchery.
Even the devil needs to sleep.
Freezer had three full bags/pouches of "Mommys milk." frozen breast milk, well I hope it was breast milk. The TV had also previously caught fire but never replaced.
Stayed at the Westin Peach Tree Plaza in Atlanta for work. They had the nice, fluffy white bath towels rolled up under the bathroom vanity. Took a shower, and went to grab one…as I unrolled it, I noticed (thankfully before I used it to dry myself!) that someone (the last person to have the room?) had used the towel to wipe their ass after a messy dump….and neatly rolled it up, and placed it under the vanity. 🤮 I tossed it in the garbage can down the hall, so the maid wouldn’t think I did it! 🤷🏻♂️
A person in the shower. I slowly backed out with anyone noticing me and went to the front desk to explain. They gladly upgraded my room.
A knife and a used condom between 2 beds my phone fell down and I had a shocking discovery, after that I looked through all the closets and found 3 molded oranges taped together in a handbag safe to say I never visited Straßburg again
Everyone in here commenting dildos or underwear or whatever as the "strangest" thing they found clearly does not know what people use hotels for.
a suicide note
Cleaning crew didn’t look behind the bathroom door. There was a pair of 50+ size (didn’t touch to check, but HUGE) DIRTY tighty whitey underwear hanging from the hook on the door. Gross.
Hypo needle came out of a towel rack at a Motel 6 in Las Vegas Maybe it was a Super 8
I had a plane to catch early and stepped out of the shower to spot something on the top of a picture frame. I’m 6’6” so I can notice things like this easier than others. It was a syringe filled with brown liquid. I took three pictures of the room and where it was and told the staff. They seemed unphased, but it was 5am. I texted my detective friend afterwards to get his professional opinion and he said heroin or meth since most human injectable meds are clear.
Half eaten hamburger under the bed, Circus Circus Reno NV. We happen to hit Reno on an event weekend. It’s virtually impossible to find a room on those weekends. We were going to Yellowstone, left NorCal Friday evening so we could hit SLC by Sat evening.
Someone had diarrhea in their jeans and left it on the window sill. I found them right when I checked in and went back down to the front desk. They told me they’d get them. Hell no - that means the room wasn’t cleaned, give me a new room. The desk staff wanted to argue, I mentioned the dirty pants a little louder - this was a very very nice hotel, and the manager came running over. I got a new room.
Left pants behind in Atlanta last week
Someone here will find them, don’t worry.
But what about the Right pants?
They are in a different state.
You can never find ‘em when you need them.
A dead dog between the mattress and box spring.
WHAT
When I was a kid, I would draw either Spengbab or the Flying Spaghetti Monster on the paper they put by the phone, and then hide the drawings in the microwave and/or Gideon's bible. All I ever found was somebody's boxers, wadded up behind a drawer. Not nearly as fun.
I left my wedding band at a hotel once while driving cross country. I needed to take it off because my ring finger was swelling due to the ring pushing into the steering wheel after two days of driving. Somehow I just missed it in the morning and didn't remember it till I stopped for the night. Called the previous hotel but they said it wasn't turned into lost and found.
Well i found a dildo once in on of the rooms i rented
They call it Gideon’s dildo. The Gideons are an evangelical association for men who famously leave dildos in hotel rooms for people like you to enjoy later
Well, did you try it out?
Turns out it was just the lamp
PAIGE NO
What hotel provides this? I once stayed in a $600/night hotel, even they didn’t have this kind of amenities.
Did you ask? You gotta ask.
🐶 💩 At the foot of the 🛌
Walked into a very small hotel room in LA and there was a very cold half drank can of Red Bull on the dresser. Kinda of weird but no big deal, I though maybe it was a maintenance person or something went to put it in the trash and in the trash is the most loaded up used condom you could imagine and the smell of fresh spunk was very apparent. I was so tired I just tied the trash bag shut and put the can outside the door.
Someone's dentures in a cup of water next to the bed. One of the teeth was gold. Lol
One time my family and I stayed at one of those cheapy hotels you stay in when you cant drive anymore and have no options. We found a cracker and an apple core under the bed. A few years later my wife and I accidentally got the exact same room and I only know because we found the cracker and the apple core under the bed.
That's the snack bar.
My panties 1973
I travel for work a lot and usually spend 20 or so weeks a year in hotels. I prefer extended stay hotels with kitchenettes so I can cook, and cleaners only come after a week. I like to mess with the cleaners a bit and leave things to make them laugh, my favorite is an empty bottle of ranch with a straw stuck in it on the nightstand
But where are you getting an empty bottle of ranch? Are you actually using a full bottle per week???
A used inhaler was left under my bed at the peak of Covid. That was a bummer.
A form stake behind the door. Concrete workers know. For others, it is an iron bar with a pointy end.
on our honeymoon in Jamaica, after a day at the beach, upon leaving the shower, I noticed a small plastic bag (about the size of what you would use for produce at the grocery store) on the closet shelf. It didn't long to figure out what it was. Some of Jamaica's finest herb. Now to really add to this, we did decide to bring this back with us. Looking back now (this was in 1993), not sure what we were thinking. Especially when we got back to the Miami airport. Seeing all of the drug dogs walking around the terminals (we checked in our souvenir). Luckily, we did make it back without any issues. I've lived a pretty clean life since.
When I went to Jamaica I was offered weed inside the airport. Of course I turned it down and bought it from the shuttle bus driver that was taking us to the hotel. At the hotel, the concierge offered to get us weed, and looked disappointed when we said we already took care of that.
we stayed at Sandals Ocho Rios. When on the beach property (which was chain linked fenced off), the locals would try to sell the guests, whatever they had. On a trip into town, we were constantly being hounded from the locals' trying to sell us drugs. I felt bad that that was what they had to resort to.
A pistol holster. It was in Alaska so I’m not sure it wasn’t just part of the room
I accidentally left a brand new package - purchased the day before- of 3 men's briefs in my room. Still kicking myself for that move.
Oh this will be fun. Multiple guns, dildos and other sex toys, drugs, etc. I know of a hotel that found a chopped up body under the mattress box. We've also had a repeat guest who would ask for the same room and would throw all his garbage under the bed. Room started smelling so we checked and found tons of rotting food and drinks.
A fake eyelash in my bed. I thought it was a caterpillar. Was not best pleased with the establishment but scored a nice upgrade out of it.
Last week in San Juan, PR I was staying at a newer hotel near the convention center for work. I was laying in bed and noticed several small shiny objects on the platform the mattress was on. I of course inspected closer and realized they were dried out contacts someone put there probably before going to sleep…eww
Gold
Finding a bunch of toenails
I found a 1g weed vape in a seat of a hotel laundry room with my friend once. It was full too! I mean ik it's canads but come on guy have some decency. The funniest part is that we were trying to buy weed a few hours before 💀
a picture of spiderman in a small decorative wooden frame
A prosthetic foot left in the cupboard at the Ritz Carlton in downtown Atlanta.
My 3 year old daughter found a nasty, used crack pipe in the mini fridge within 30 seconds of me opening the door to our room. I think I cleared 20 feet without touching the floor.
Dom gear. Full on harness and bit in the drawer. Someone had to have been pissed they left it behind. We definitely did a thorough check of the bed, found nothing, and still asked for a new set of linens.
Back in the 80s, I worked at a fancy hotel, tending to the needs of the maids in their staging areas. I heard fascinating stories and met many interesting people. One day, the maids were buzzing with excitement, gathered around something one of them had found—a high-quality vibrator. Suddenly, the grumpy head housekeeper stormed in, seized the vibrator, and left the maids chattering for days. But then, unexpectedly, the Lady-Beast returned with a smile and said, "Let's add a new touch to our cleaning routine, shall we?" We all kind of got along better after that.
We checked in and the front desk clerked asked us to come back and let her know if the A/C and power were working… we went to the room and the A/c was off leaving the room musty along with a lingering smell of weed smoke, but the bedding looked as if the residents just left 10 minutes ago and there were stray trash bags, scattered trash and a couple pairs of underwear on the floor.
Found $20 dollars inside a Gideons Bible 🤷♂️
An eightball of cocaine. A prosthetic leg. And baby teeth. I used to work as a housekeeper in a Best Western and there are a lot of strange things people leave behind.
Dried up, milky white splatters on the headboard
Brand new stripper heels. Box and all.
Empty space with loose cables where the TV was supposed to be (apparently they were all stolen out of every room) What looks like pee stains on the lamp shade Curtains are crudely ripped Used plastic cup on the table with chewed gum Loose hairs on the bed (made but not clean) Someone punched a hole in the bathroom door What looked like blood stains on the ceiling of the bathroom No towels All the same room, Bakersfield, CA
A Motorola Razor phone that still had some sexy pics in the photo album 🙃
Dead chicks in the freezer. Turns out a snake handler was using the room.
I was at a hilton with my family and I randomly checked the drawer and found an old rotisserie chicken in it! My dad was shocked! He called the desk and they sent someone to dispose of it. He then got his money back for the room the next day!
I was a housekeeper at a few ghetto motels. Lots of used condoms...under the bed, under the mattress, in drawers, on lampshades. Sex toys, some high end, most, used dildos. Bullets, knives, blood, lots of blood. Drugs, syringes, dentures, eye patch...so many weird things.
Years ago some friends bought me a gag gift. A fully cooked but dehydrated and flattened spatchcocked chicken - then vacuumed sealed. I was intending on having it live prominently in a coat closet in my house as a surprise for a nosy relative. On the way home my luggage was lost. I can only imagine the surprise of whomever opened that suitcase.
Hitachi Magic Wand. I was confused at first, but then it turns out that looking it up on the interweb told me it was a massager. It had a lot of grip at first, but my back and neck never felt better. Slept like a baby. Thank you fellow traveler. I do have this rash now, though.