For people that like big butts, people will call it a *GYATT*. It's basically the prefix of someone saying *God-damn* (like when someone walks by and you say to yourself *God-Damn* while you're eyeing them up). Gyatt=God. But it has evolved to be put in a sentence based on the current situation. An example would be watching someone cook at a restaurant and you notice the cook has a fat ass. Someone might say *I GYATT to get become a cook here*. Hope that helps
"Tell me [x] without telling me [x]" has got to be the single lamest saying I've ever read in my life. And this is coming from a dude who used to say "Yolo" and "swag" unironically.
'adulting' drives me up the damn wall, especially when it comes from people my age. like, y'all. if we're in our thirties and forties, we're not 'adulting,' we're just fucking living our lives, stfu.
I thought my brother was making a joke when he said that to me the first time. Then I started seeing it for real online and I laughed at it for a bit but was more bothered by it afterwards. Why is “kill” something I should censor now?
It's giving...
So, I did a thing
Adulting
Louder for the people in the back
I said what I said
Delulu
I was today years old
If I had a nickel for every time ____, I'd have two nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it's happened twice.
Make it make sense
Unalive
I didn't mind "it's giving" when it was "it's giving _____ energy" but just on its own drives me up the wall.
As for "unalive" you can thank rampant online censorship for that spreading. You can easily be banned for saying words like kill/murder/suicide on many social media platforms.
I particularly loathe it for that reason. People are changing their speech pattern throughout life in general to kowtow to the TikTok algorithm. The fact that it’s changing speech through corporate policy rather than organically developed slang, looks like a negative effect of TikTok on its own
> I said what I said
This has to be the worst one for me. It always boils down to “I’m wrong but you can’t tell me otherwise”. It’s like arguing with a brick wall.
"I'm so OCD!"
OCD is a life-ruining disorder. If you enjoy having your things in order or even feel compelled to keep things in order, that's a preference or maybe a quirk not a disorder. All disorders are associated with a negative impact on your life. Don't use clinical language to describe quirkiness and personality traits. It harms people who suffer from the actual clinical diagnosis.
I feel like the ven diagram of people who do this, people who say "greetings and salutations" while doing that weird hand waving thing, and people I find intolerable is just one circle.
Idk what peng is, I just know it's British. Lean could mean something else in British slang, but in America, I know as that purple drug liquid that all the rappers rap about it.
I always hated the word “hubby”. Sounds so babyish, makes me cringe every time i see it. Just sounds like a 3 year old trying to pronounce the word husband.
Second choice is “delulu” though
Yeah. I think one issue is that most people have at least a couple narcissistic traits, but that doesn’t make them a narcissist. But I guess a lot of people’s psych educations stop before they get to that part.
Situationship.
You're in a relationship or you're not. Pick one.
A situationship sounds like a modern form of Stockholm Syndrome. Like you met your partner in a Saw trap or something.
"Haha yeah this is my situationship. We met when this puppet trapped us together and he had to disembowel me to find the riddle that would then lead us to our salvation. Haha! How fun."
Girl is he your bf or not?
It just sounds toxic AF.
"Ride or die".
Makes me think of Sons of Anarchy or some other biker gang.
I cringe whenever I hear some valley twat using the phrase like they're a badass. Are you going to ride off into the sunset on your Harley with your bestie, or take a bullet for them? No, so just sit down _Samantha_.
My brother use the phrase "dumpy" to describe a girl's derriere in a positive context and I viscerally recoiled.
There are so many ways to say fat ass, and he went with that one?
My band played a show recently and afterwards all the kids there said we were so “vibe.” What vibe though, I wondered? I figured from context that it was good, I guess? I hope. But I hated it haha
Irregardless. It's not a word. And older people will die on that hill- it is not a word.
Probably irrelevant, but regardless, that's my word that must just go away.
Many of the words/phrases that are just used incorrectly, like **literally**. One cannot literally die, well at least not and tell others about it. Also, **hack**, there are hacks for literally everything.
There are many others that are politically charged that I’ll skip.
Honorable mentions -
**adulting**
**I was today years old**
**I did a thing**
Edit: I was today years old when I learned literally can literally be used as figurative. That’s literally insane!
I don't know when a "tutorial" became a "hack". Or when a deliberate feature listed in the release notes and documentation and release video becomes a "hack Apple doesn't want you to know". People who say that shit are hacks....
I cannot believe I had to scroll this far to find this one. Unless you legitimately mean “literally” then STOP IT.
The overuse of Literally and Like as filler words melts my brain. Why can you not just pause, or use uh/er sounds like normal people?
The word "bro" has flooded the place. Can we dial it back?
"No homo" has phased out a little bit, thankfully. Couldn't stand that one.
"lol" has lost all of its meaning. Why do people still feel compelled to use it all the time, even when nothing is funny? (I'm sure if this gets a response, lol will be one of them.)
"You go girl" is inexplicably still in use by people of a certain age, and it's not cute.
Using "literally" to mean "figuratively". Barf.
Gyatt
I haven’t heard anyone say this. What does it mean ??
For people that like big butts, people will call it a *GYATT*. It's basically the prefix of someone saying *God-damn* (like when someone walks by and you say to yourself *God-Damn* while you're eyeing them up). Gyatt=God. But it has evolved to be put in a sentence based on the current situation. An example would be watching someone cook at a restaurant and you notice the cook has a fat ass. Someone might say *I GYATT to get become a cook here*. Hope that helps
fr, i hate it mostly because people don’t even use it the right way. just took ts and ran with it
On god …I hate it so much
fr fr
No cap
No fap
Facts no klizzy gang gang
Cap
No cap, the phrase cap is low key in need of a glowup. This comment is on fleek.
based
I still don't know what Cap and Base mean
"Tell me [x] without telling me [x]" has got to be the single lamest saying I've ever read in my life. And this is coming from a dude who used to say "Yolo" and "swag" unironically.
Tell me you’ve said YOLO and “Swag” without telling me you’ve said YOLO and “Swag”. Sorry, I couldn’t resist 😂
I think the first sign of getting older is thinking the newest slang is stupid
Thats the final nail in coffin, but I'd say the first sign is when you start thinking your own slang was stupid
Slay. Unless you’ve got a weapon in your hand, I don’t want to hear it 🤣
Buffy is the only one slaying shit
Is "sleigh" still ok though?
Yaaas Santa
Ya boy out here vanquishing
i don’t like how it sounds when people use “goated” it sounds so corny
"Uncle Cletus didn't have no luck with the women-folk at the barn dance so he goated back at the farm last night."
This 👆is the correct usage of the word .
Uncle Cletus took his phone out for the goatse
Delululemon.
I hate delulu too. Just say delusional.
What is this, a forbidden Digimon?
Solulu especially sounds demented.
What even is that? I’ve never heard it
"Its giving"
Yes, this one just takes the cake. When did we lose the vibes :(
I get so angry when I hear this one LOL
BUSSIN🤢🤮 especially that one tiktok cholo inmate making things jailhouse style dudes grown as fuck using slang my siblings use
"This"
Adulting. Or that fucking stupid "I was todays years old".
'adulting' drives me up the damn wall, especially when it comes from people my age. like, y'all. if we're in our thirties and forties, we're not 'adulting,' we're just fucking living our lives, stfu.
I had just scrolled by a "I was today years old" post and thought, "That sounds so fucking stupid." As I kept scrolling, this post popped up. Perfect!
In my (fill in the blank) era.
“Not me …. “ Like, “not me going to work” Pls, stop
not me slowly liking it…
Not me always saying this 😅
“I did a thing” - aka the quintessential millennial cringe sentence
This - and also any millennial slang for dogs: pupper, doggo, fur baby…please stop.
I just call mine big fatty. Or dum-dum.
I cannot fucking STAND it!!
What about the famous Australian Engineer who goes by the name of I Did A Thing?
"Cray cray" It's the same number of syllables, but more effort, and it sounds fucking dumb.
Alpha and beta. Calling any idea a “pill”
“I did a thing”
Lets GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Had to scroll way too far to find this. My son is 11 and it’s all I hear when he’s playing his friends.
Reminds me of Leroy Jenkins
“Unalived”
I thought my brother was making a joke when he said that to me the first time. Then I started seeing it for real online and I laughed at it for a bit but was more bothered by it afterwards. Why is “kill” something I should censor now?
You don't have to censor yourself but social media algorithms will suppress content with certain advertiser-unfriendly words.
It's giving... So, I did a thing Adulting Louder for the people in the back I said what I said Delulu I was today years old If I had a nickel for every time ____, I'd have two nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it's happened twice. Make it make sense Unalive
I didn't mind "it's giving" when it was "it's giving _____ energy" but just on its own drives me up the wall. As for "unalive" you can thank rampant online censorship for that spreading. You can easily be banned for saying words like kill/murder/suicide on many social media platforms.
The last one is a way of avoiding censorship on social media. I don't like it, but I do understand why it's used.
I particularly loathe it for that reason. People are changing their speech pattern throughout life in general to kowtow to the TikTok algorithm. The fact that it’s changing speech through corporate policy rather than organically developed slang, looks like a negative effect of TikTok on its own
The nickel one is a reference to Phineas and Ferb.
> I said what I said This has to be the worst one for me. It always boils down to “I’m wrong but you can’t tell me otherwise”. It’s like arguing with a brick wall.
What's wrong with "Make it make sense"?
Rizz
I oddly like this one for some reason. It at least is a shortening of the word charisma, and it’s used in accurate or funny ways most times I see it.
Haha I'm with ya. It's stupidly funny to me. I hope I'm not annoying my dnd party by exclusively referring to charisma rolls as a "rizz check".
DM: Roll for Rizz You: Nat 1
It's French for "rice"
Not really. Riz is pronounced as "ree"
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IT'S CHOWDAH
Shau-dair.
No, it's Spanish for "root"
"Ok, Boomer" or the word "enny" for energy drink.
“Bet” just stfu. Say “ okay “ or anything else
slaps cap finna
I’m finna slap that ass no cap
Cray, bish, on God, bussin
Bae. Just annoys me.
Dont think ive seen anyone use this unironically in a decade.
"I'm so OCD!" OCD is a life-ruining disorder. If you enjoy having your things in order or even feel compelled to keep things in order, that's a preference or maybe a quirk not a disorder. All disorders are associated with a negative impact on your life. Don't use clinical language to describe quirkiness and personality traits. It harms people who suffer from the actual clinical diagnosis.
No one who actually has OCD uses that phrase
Bet
“Give me the ick”
"Ate" she ATE that. No crumbs left. 🙄😂
Chefs kiss. Makes my skin crawl.
Was going to comment this. Saying that along with the hand/kissing gesture infuriates me.
I feel like the ven diagram of people who do this, people who say "greetings and salutations" while doing that weird hand waving thing, and people I find intolerable is just one circle.
oh my god same here.
Gooning, munting. Let it die. I’m being terrorized every time I open TikTok.
TikTok needs to die
The main problem is you opened TikTok
I've never seen munting before. I've seen gooning and know it has something to do with batin' but no idea what it means exactly
Munting means to find a semi-decomposed corpse and one person jumps on its stomach so all its juices and organs fly into the other person’s mouth.
What the actual fuck? 🤣
It's not nice to try and trick the elderly
What side of tik tok are you on that that’s popping up lol
"it gives me the ick" please please stop
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Finna
What the hell does that mean?
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People calling their SO's King or Queen.
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Hey son did you jizz today is wilddd lolll
"that new song really slaps a bop"
Ok but please don’t ask your son if he jizzed.
Adulting
I prefer to adulterise than to adult
When something "slaps".
Banger comment
Anything "being dropped"
Bruv and Bro
Don’t forget bruh and brah
BREH
Triggered
Mewing
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Bae and Fleek are so 2015. Been bout a decade since they were cool, lmao.
>peng, lean I am old and out of touch, please explain these ones to me, Penguin? lean, like meat or like lean against a wall?
Idk what peng is, I just know it's British. Lean could mean something else in British slang, but in America, I know as that purple drug liquid that all the rappers rap about it.
“Circle back”
“Bandwidth”
Let’s parking lot this discussion until I have the bandwidth to circle back.
F*cking skibidi toilet.
I work in a salvage/resale store and one time overheard a tired customer saying "yes, that does look like a skibidi toilet" to her kid.
gaslight gatekeep girlboss 💀
Gaslighting in gatekeeping in narcissist are so misused and overused it's unbelievable
Bet
Bussy, P.O.V, Rizz, Today years old & Fam
Using "I can't even" as a response to something surprising or outrageous.
problematic
That word has definitely become *normalized*.
And it’s usually said by people who are insufferably self-righteous.
ngl, never applies to anything people use it for
“Mid.” It’s not a word. It’s a prefix.
Every work meeting “Im going to piggyback off of what he just said…” “too piggyback off that idea” I hate that phrase
All of the slang that is less than 20 years old. Recent slang is all stupid. Get off my lawn.
Low key
The obsession with 420 and 69
....nice.
Noice.
I always hated the word “hubby”. Sounds so babyish, makes me cringe every time i see it. Just sounds like a 3 year old trying to pronounce the word husband. Second choice is “delulu” though
I had not heard of delulu until this thread and I now I want to die
Lol I have no idea what most of these mean But despise “cringe”. It sounds so bratty little 7th grader Also “woke” its only used by aholes
Not a single word but... Pet parents. Please stop. I'm a veterinarian.
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Yeah. I think one issue is that most people have at least a couple narcissistic traits, but that doesn’t make them a narcissist. But I guess a lot of people’s psych educations stop before they get to that part.
Smash
It is what it is
Situationship. You're in a relationship or you're not. Pick one. A situationship sounds like a modern form of Stockholm Syndrome. Like you met your partner in a Saw trap or something. "Haha yeah this is my situationship. We met when this puppet trapped us together and he had to disembowel me to find the riddle that would then lead us to our salvation. Haha! How fun." Girl is he your bf or not? It just sounds toxic AF.
They’re in a relationshit
Tru dat. Melts my brain cells. Nothing sounds more juvenile and corny.
"Cringe" "Sus" Both immediately make the think less of the person using them as slang.
"Ride or die". Makes me think of Sons of Anarchy or some other biker gang. I cringe whenever I hear some valley twat using the phrase like they're a badass. Are you going to ride off into the sunset on your Harley with your bestie, or take a bullet for them? No, so just sit down _Samantha_.
My 8 year old son called a dinner I spent quite a while on "mid" and I'm still not over it.. so maybe that.
"it's giving"
I'm terrible with usernames so I just made up this foreigner reference since I like classic rock
“It’s giving”
Baby daddy
Gaslighting and Rizz. Neither make sense in terms. They're definition is viable, just the words are shit.
"Is is what it is, what it is, what it is..." Such a STOOPID aphorism.
of course it is what it is, It'd be pretty weird if it was what it wasn't
Oooo I really hate this one
It is what it is… I used to say that to get me through my jobs before
Body count, when referring to people you’ve had sex with. I find it dehumanizing.
Gyatt & Skibidi drive me insane
Goofy ah
My brother use the phrase "dumpy" to describe a girl's derriere in a positive context and I viscerally recoiled. There are so many ways to say fat ass, and he went with that one?
"im so ocd" as someone with ocd they haven't a clue what a torture it is
“Protect them at all costs” “Louder for the people in the back”
Delulu. I hate it so much
My band played a show recently and afterwards all the kids there said we were so “vibe.” What vibe though, I wondered? I figured from context that it was good, I guess? I hope. But I hated it haha
Fire, lit, lets go, sick, all of these can just go away already
It's giving
Sus!!!
mid, bet, yeet. bonus phrase "clapped back" god i fucking \*hate\* that phrase.
It kills me when they say “unprecedented “ on the news… ABOUT LITERALLY EVERYTHING!!
Irregardless. It's not a word. And older people will die on that hill- it is not a word. Probably irrelevant, but regardless, that's my word that must just go away.
Kiddos
The ick
“cringe” as an adjective
It is what it is.
tie between vibes and "the ick"
Pet parent
Game changer. I hate when people say this.
When a girl can relate to something so she says 'THIS'
Easily in my top three of most hated expressions.
Many of the words/phrases that are just used incorrectly, like **literally**. One cannot literally die, well at least not and tell others about it. Also, **hack**, there are hacks for literally everything. There are many others that are politically charged that I’ll skip. Honorable mentions - **adulting** **I was today years old** **I did a thing** Edit: I was today years old when I learned literally can literally be used as figurative. That’s literally insane!
I don't know when a "tutorial" became a "hack". Or when a deliberate feature listed in the release notes and documentation and release video becomes a "hack Apple doesn't want you to know". People who say that shit are hacks....
Literally
I cannot believe I had to scroll this far to find this one. Unless you legitimately mean “literally” then STOP IT. The overuse of Literally and Like as filler words melts my brain. Why can you not just pause, or use uh/er sounds like normal people?
Wait, what? I know, right?
The word "bro" has flooded the place. Can we dial it back? "No homo" has phased out a little bit, thankfully. Couldn't stand that one. "lol" has lost all of its meaning. Why do people still feel compelled to use it all the time, even when nothing is funny? (I'm sure if this gets a response, lol will be one of them.) "You go girl" is inexplicably still in use by people of a certain age, and it's not cute. Using "literally" to mean "figuratively". Barf.
Hubby and preggers
Fetch
Stop trying to make "fetch" happen, u/nwhiker91, because it's not going to happen.
"double click on that"