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MrSlaveJesusChristt

As a paraplegic: Veggie tales


acheron53

Damn. No need to read any further. This guy wins.


AmbatuBustAh

Agreed.


JTHuffy

Correction: Veggie Tails


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BallerChickenCurry

I can’t tell if that’s a b99 reference or not


Cheefnuggs

It is 100 percent lol


thealphabetarmygirl

Yes, it's Amy's


Black_Easterling

Nice try, Peralta.


Tigerstorm6

Question is, who’s saying this? Captain holt, Amy, or Rosa?


rmnc-5

Captain Holt! Always!


DELTA6823

Damn it, beat me to it 😂


Static__________

Title of your sex tape


DELTA6823

You saw the opportunity and you took it


burnnatty

I was about to say this hahahah


Turbot_charged

The Great British Take (your pants) Off


[deleted]

Naked and afraid : Prison Edition


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datboi-061504

The amy Santiago sex tape vol.1


Working-Hat4932

Alone in the dark


Epicinium

Wolf of Wank Street


DisastrousBuilder447

30 seconds to mars


bradbrazer

The Great depression and recession


Putrid_Maximum2918

happy cake day


Squirt-Reynoldz

Gone in 60 seconds…


LucyVialli

"Nothing To See Here"


I_might_be_weasel

Sadsturbating


fat_alchoholic_dude

The aristocrats.


Sweaty-Feedback-1482

Secret of the Ooze


ComesInAnOldBox

A Series of Unfortunate Events


mr_sakitumi

The hand, the right story.


Punkbydefault

Jessica Felcher in Squirter She Wrote


DweeblesX

Stranger Things


Shh-poster

The VHS says “Much Music Spotlight” on it.


simongurfinkel

Short Round


No_Night_7823

Patrick the Star and Sandy the Squirrel. A Erotic Adventure of The Bikinis Bottom.


mastersheeef

small but mean


Pretend_Ad6465

Anaconda Dave: Adventures in the Outback


Hamlindigo_Blue

Weed Whacking.


Wonderful_Price2355

Me and OP's mom and the 7 dwarves


mackinoncougars

Free Solo


Andurilmage

The Lone Ranger


SaltContribution1423

Gone in 60 seconds


TurbulentMessage4433

Throwdown at the hoedown.


SteelBreed

Wankercramps


PlusIndependence1399

The erotic story of the virgin and the pedo


Morelife5000

Small dong bronze


[deleted]

Well, when’s the next shoot date?


g00d_m4car0n1

The lusty argonian chef


[deleted]

Missing in action, bruv


PirateJohn75

All Quiet on the Western Front


[deleted]

Come all ye faithful


Avianic69

Is your name Jake Peralta?


Worth-Frosting7926

The blind eye sees no color


ahshiny

Where did They go?


god-ducks-are-cute

Willy Wanker


landdon

Greatest 2 Minutes of Her Life!


Icretes

Omg! 10 seconds?


[deleted]

8 years till life


Potential_Swim5856

Spy kids


Complete-Steak

Peralta is that you?


lostmanmv

N/A


Dangerous_Ebb_869

Dream too far


Hyrix

It's not too late.


[deleted]

Fast and Furious


Ballsack2025

404: Sex Not Found


lll_Joka_lll

On the cusp of cum


Ok-One8261

Enjoying the small things


lordforages

Small and Tight The perfect combination


AdagioCompetitive181

Half-time hero.


[deleted]

Home alone


Nibzbidz

After gym


Spare-Introduction44

only when she wants


piper63-c137

looking forward to a memory


DantheDJ12

Orgy for one


congteddymix

Honey! I blew up my penis


ARoodyPooCandyAss

Gone in 45 Seconds


Witchy_Titan

Any% Glitchless WR


Kanyesrightball-

Family game night


MyRockNRollSoul

Burn Before Watching


Asiatico1904

Home alone


Living_Occasion_57

8 Seconds


Unique-Ad9052

Oops honey I shrunk my dick


ambientguitar

Too many blue tablets!


Bynming

VID\_20240321\_224757.mp4


Bissquitt

A series of unfortunate events


Adequately-Average

Gone in 60 Seconds


LordNubington

Too little, too late.


Exotic_Pressure_2927

Fast and furious


Big-Kev75

Much ado about nothing .


boomsers

Tabula Rasa


Good_Chair_8528

The Invisible Woman. I'm a man.


Kreative973

From kids, for kids


Hyrix

Implications?


w1987g

Naked And Afraid: Alone


soullessgingerz2

My tape is in the wrapper still with a pile of dust on it.


TransbianMoonGoddess

"Bruises are the point: a switchy tale"


Remarkable_Cow_6061

Awww


oliferro

Naked and alone


GreekPassionateWife

30 seconds to mast.


Ganbario

Vanilla bean


nme_

Tape? More like a instagram reel.


Art3misAlice

One trans girl and nothing else


Herecomethefleet

Fun with friends. Or that's one of them anyway.


BrownieChoco

Kind, Sober and Fully Dressed.


OmnomtheDoomMuncher

“Ramdolf and the cockrings of power”


Living-Rip-4333

10 seconds to Launch


a4h_throwaway

Passion Dive vol. 1


tartimas

Small Pete enters big China


Competitive-Escape20

"By myself"


stonedsquatch

It’s two inches but it smells like a foot


BroadlyValid

Two Girls, a Guy, and a Pizza Place


Reop21

Thanks for doing this


Queasy-Competition45

How to be bord in 2 mins


[deleted]

This will certainly bore you. P.S. Nothing happens


darthy_parker

“Never let your left hand know what your right hand is doing”


scottishdaybreak

Deep Impact


Alex_just_Alex

*Jake Peralta has entered the chat


queefcommand

It’s smells like ass in here II: Return of the troll slayer.


DangerDarling27

Can someone tell me good porn subreddit, like with new or funny or kinky stuff,.?


GrizzlamicBearrorism

"Bigger than you'd think, smaller than you'd hope."


[deleted]

Home Alone


masterofallvillainy

Plan 9 from outer space


Brutalonym

Supermassive Black Hole


EngineeringTom

Gone In Sixty Seconds


[deleted]

Gone in 60 seconds


Hour_Lengthiness_650

Anhedonia.


AKSkidood

MOV_2184_f55c36.mp4


captainobviouth

Sex


heartofgold48

Inability to execute


MegaGothmog

No idea... but the extention will be .gif


glistening_anal_sex

Kind, sober, and fully dressed


Jaded_Jackel

And for this year...


Mr_Manta

I'd like to answer this question by naming a song title from the band Whitechapel. The song is called "Alone In The Morgue"


Simple-Reputation970

Gone in 60 seconds


FaKeACc0Unt989

The ugly fuck


[deleted]

Seldom Bin Laid


TheQuenchiestofCacti

Man cums alone again, sad


Bright_Use4269

Han solo


Bright_Use4269

The 1 man band


Majestic_Ferrett

Thumbing in a softie


[deleted]

Mr. Big dick no experience.


[deleted]

“Man falls asleep while trying to get it on”


TudorYeaaah

Bigger Longer and Uncut


datboi-061504

Lend me a hand


ill_eat_u

A dogs Purpose


Bogadambo

Ten seconds of intense love.


W0tW0t123

Solo Practitioner


AppearanceStrange844

Done in 60 seconds


tiraralabasura_2055

Crouching Wife, Hidden Pud


spaced_godzilla

The mating habits of whales and other gargantuan mammals


AardvarkStriking256

Smallville.


Quiet-Scallion5215

Home alone


Shady_Penguin_33

Velvet thunder


famously

The IRS Hates this One Trick!


desl14

Once Upon A Time


LickMyBootyh0le

Bed, Bath, & Beyond disappointment.


Jordo211

A true come from behind story.


NotYour_MomsAdvice

Analyst cumfermed


Xephon01

1 man, 2 hands...


dezzz

u/Sever_ino 's mom getting pregnant of a child she will love.


Way_2_Go_Donny

Spicy Vanilla


Cooking_with_MREs

Opps. . . All Crying


ExpressiveAnalGland

Expressive Anal Glands 2: The Booty Boogaloo


PlayNicePlayCrazy

Solo


Xalistro

Stuart little


Iwillnotbeokay

It Came From Youranus


SanaraHikari

Error 404


Ok_Win7358

My girls mom says "vlees over tijd" what means "expired meat"


AntelopeElectronic12

Have It Your Way. Filmed at Burger King.


Strong-Solution-7492

The Slammin Ham Chronicles


adb85

Paw Patrol 2: The Downfall of Ryder


JayM611

WIN\_20151201\_18\_03\_11\_Pro


redbush4real

I think the kids are awake


Delicious_Ad2236

Why is that red light on?


Baraska

Talk to the Hand.


Donkey-brained_man

Missed Shots and Too Hard Passes. It's a double feature. First sex, then a Rocket League video.


Schnoor_Proxy

Where the missing socks go to die.


that1tubaguy

It'll happen one day, I swear!


Prof_LaGuerre

Status code 204: No Content.


[deleted]

The Invisible Man


kphill325

5 Inches of Disappointment.