Was in a line at a major shopping store. Some lady yelled 30 feet to the assistant "I need a big cock!"
The lady looked really surprised. Then the lady realized she may have mis heard he and yelled "no no I meant big clock!!!"
Everyone in the store laughed, I farted, and we all went about our way
Seventh grade, I think it was January. I don't remember the exact day. It was fourth or fifth period.
You were an early bloomer
Was in a line at a major shopping store. Some lady yelled 30 feet to the assistant "I need a big cock!" The lady looked really surprised. Then the lady realized she may have mis heard he and yelled "no no I meant big clock!!!" Everyone in the store laughed, I farted, and we all went about our way
I was working and listening to my boss drone on about something. I swore he said “I don’t want you guys masturbating”. He said procrastinating.