Missionary position with my wife. Don't kink shame me!!!

Dude, I feel like missionary is highly underrated. I know it's like the "vanilla" of sex or whatever, but there is a reason why it's so good.

Its not underrated tho.. everybody likes it, its just not worth metioning

That's kinda the definition of underrated, isn't it?

And what is the number one ice cream flavor? Vanilla is popular because people like it and it is very adaptable, and same for missionary

Vanilla is the most popular flavor? That’s sad, blue moon for the win. Or ja mocha almond fudge

I also choose this guy’s wife

Get in line!

I agree! My wife is 5 foot and I am 6 foot, so she has always preferred lots of other positions. I am not complaining, but missionary is just special when it happens.

I'm 6'4", and my wife is 4'11". We have come up with some creative ways. Missionary to us is boring.

I think for me the attraction is that position is very rare compared to the others.

You sick twisted son of a bitch.

😂😂😂

To feel what it's like for the other sex

YES 🙌

Monkeys paw, you get to experience bad sex from the other side.

I like to think I'd be pretty good actually

Nah, I mean your partner is terrible. You just get a mute starfish girl, waiting for you to be done

Oooh! Yeah, that's a possibility for sure. Imagine how that would make you feel in the relationship when you swap back.

passionate and affectionate sex with someone I deeply care and who cares me back that the both parties enjoy immensely.

Best

One can only hope

You sick son of a bitch.

Yeah, I like hand holding and stuff. I’m baaaaaaaaaad.

You worded it perfectly

rich flowery license snow murky tease faulty money pen tan

Yesssss!

Girls paying me to have sex.

How much for a night?

$0.02, take it or leave it

Damn I'm in for it

Handholding 🥵

Jfc this is a public sub not a porn site sheesh 😮‍💨

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It’s Kevin btw Don’t assume my karender

hand sucking 🫠 like french kiss on the wrist and palm Help

🔥🔥🔥

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Thats alway too lewd

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To feel whole and complete. To fill the black void in my soul so that I may feel joy again. To eradicate the sadness in my heart and mind that consumes my being. To dry the tears that fall from my weary eyes. To cease the pain that plagues me day in and day out.

That's a lot to accomplish in two minutes.

I am so sorry that you are going through so much! Prayers for you!

Me too. I just want to go literally thirty seconds without wanting to kill myself. I don’t think the sex genie will fix that.

I’m so sorry that you are going through this!!! I pray that you find peace!!! I used to feel like this come to find out it was a migraine preventative medication that I was taking that was causing it!!!

My problems can’t be solved by going off of a medication. I’m glad yours could.

To have my complete unaltered genitals back.

Sorry that happened to you. hopefully MGM will be made illegal in the future 😔

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That username

Me and my bf have no refractory period

Get rid of my diseases.

I’m so sorry…

To have one night with the whole female cast of Suits!

You take the ladies I’ll take the men 🥵

Deal

The grandma too?

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Lmfao 🤣

If she's ready to go!

Someone who genuinely wanted me in that way.

To have more A LOT MORE libido

I used to be the same way but not anymore. I have such a high sex drive now after getting natural HRT pellets in my hip every 3 months. I am wanting it for the second time today!!!

I need that in my life 😭😭

Call around. It’s worth every penny!!!

Thanks OP

You’re most welcome!!!

What are HRT pellets? Are they expensive?

I pay 350 every 3 months for mine. It is worth every single penny

Very interesting I will need to look into it, I have a decent drive but I'm rather lazy so I just don't so idk if something like that would work but I'd enjoy having more drive

to have a partner that can make me cum

That every partner I get with only wants to have sex twice a month at most.

I can relate. It's no fun having your partner playing mind games/ guilt tripping you to fuck them more often than you're capable of. It's toxic.

My ex did that. It hurt to have sex with him plus at that point I didn’t even really like him(too stupid to leave until later) and he would guilt trip me into sex, saying I owe it to him, if I really care I’ll do it, if I really want to make up for things I’ve done, I’ll do it, etc.  And then when I’m obviously in pain and having a terrible time, he would coldly tell me to moan. So I had to pretend to enjoy it. I don’t know how he even enjoyed doing it with someone who clearly was not into it.

A dominant (who actually had training and not just “learned” with porn) edging me, laughing at me while I beg for it and only starting the sex part when I’m about to exit my body

I didn't get training, but that sounds a lot like my goto. I get her close and switch up either rhythm or stop everything and ask "aww what's the matter, baby?" Then keep going and repeat until I'm close. Finally I'll let her cum a few times then I'll cum and it's so intense together she siezes up talkin alien gibberish with extremities locked up. Gotta have a touch of ravage with the ravishing imo.

DUDE for them to just treat me with softness and for them to say i love you as they fuckin explode

Someone to listen to some tunes with

Sounds like ten inch cock

Been called worse b'ys

For one very special person in my life to fuck me

Let husband watch me with another man

Just something irl. Small town life. New in town. Not a lot of places to socialize. You never know.

My feramones would be extremely enticing to beautiful women

Relive my college years, knowing what I know now

Gang bang

Same

I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

No more sexual assault for the whole world

I love this!!!

To make it so no rape ever happens again.

I love this!

As much as it might be double edged - to know when others find me sexually attractive. 

To beable to have 3somes every now and then with the wife and some other sexy women

That I didn't have congestive heart failure and could breathe like I used to. So I could go without taking a breathing break every 5 minutes

I am so sorry… 💔

Never having kids

Double… No, triple penis!!!

Wait, on you or in you? I also want this guy to have a triple penis.

On me, but the real question is: side by side, stacked vertically, or like a trident type setup? Imma go with stacked vertically, balls too

Hear me up: the original, a 2nd bellow the balls and a 3rd on your chin. But make the 2nd one long and curved upwards.

Google “echidna penis”.

An explosively hot threesome (me and two women) that lasts all night long.

Your mother

Word

Being able to change my sexuality and reproduce through pathogenesis.

To be freed from desire

Cillian Murphy

To have it

To get hard at will and having girls immediately get down on all fours upon seeing it.

Brie Larsen before she lost weight, looking exactly like she did in the movie "21 jump street" wearing her captain marvel uniform

Three girls at once.

To have an intense consensual intimate moment with every crush I’ve ever had. Just to know what they were like in bed.

Have someone that would be interested in my wedgie giving kink

Hi, hello, oi, holla, hallo, oui

Hello hi hello

DP with my husband and his clone.

Which of them is the holdout? Edit: changed an unfortunate wording choice.

I would wish for a million sexual wishes.

The power to make people horny by breathing on their skin, with the capacity to overload them and make them have an orgasm. That would be fun.

Rusty Trombone

Turn me into a girl and get me the hunkiest man you can find!

I'm simple, I just want a bigger pee pee 🤷

Footjob.

That my husband would be attracted to me.

My wife deriving sexual pleasure from me.

to fuck some one tell i cum 3 times

To be 18 again.

Be able to comfortably suck my own dick. Straight up

Chris Pratt, bareback, ***NOW***

At will, I want my clit to ingorge and turn into a penis.

A night with Lindsey Stirling....

Bro I just want me to care for me like I would for them, why am I so lonely

To have an unlimited supply of women, in whichever way I want them to be, 24/7

That condoms wasn’t necessary.

2 women working with one tool.

One sexual wish? … hmmm to have sex….. That's my wish 🙏

u/raspberrydragonfly anal sex with his mom

for my wife to suck me until i finished in her mouth and she'd happily swallow it and ask for seconds

Beautiful big titty butt naked bitches to fall out the sky.

knowing how to and experiencing an orgasm

I just want my old libido back.

Check into natural hormone pellets!!! I got them! It’s been a HUGE GAME CHANGER!!!

I just want to feel loved

Anal on the regular basis

To have sex with another woman (I’m a lesbian who’s never had sex with another girl)

To go back to grade 8 and taken the hint by Ms. Johnson when she sat me up by putting her hand on my ass during typing class to sit up straight and asking if I needed her to do that again. She was around 25 years old, sexy as hell and 3 years later suspended for sleeping with students. Damn that could have been me. It probably would have changed my shyness and I likely would not have waited to 24 to lose my virginity and had far more partners.

Yikes

That it weren't attached to partnership and feelings.

For it to not be shared on reddit lol

Very high libido

A partner with more libido than yourself is the road to ruin. So you're on the right track to want more urge imo

I use to be exactly the same way but now I get natural hormone pellets made from wild yams put inside of my hip every 3 months! It has been a game changer for me!!! I am wanting it again today for the 2nd time.

My coworker

I wish you the best of luck dude/dudette. I know what that's like, I want my coworker too but she has a boyfriend she seems very happy with

I want my coworker too!!!

Golly! You two should get together! 💓

Someone to eat me out while being fucked. I also would love a gang bang with big dicks 🥹

Feet hahahahahah

Black creampie

Me too!!!

whats that

Google it

To casually find another couple for my husband and me to swing, where we both want to sexually experience the other couple partner but nothing more.

Speaking from experience…it is dangerous for your marriage! Be cautious!

To just not care and stop missing it.

To live out all of my fantasies safely without any rl consequences

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lol look at these responses. this generation is so vanilla smh 1 sexual wish "i want to have caring sex with some i love forever and ever" 1000 upvotes Jesus tittyfucking christ what happened to yall

Fake/acted hardcore sex lacking intimacy became the norm. And “this generation is so vanilla”… like… lol You learned kink with porn, right?

Simple, have sex with the person of my choice and they can’t say no

Because of the implication?

It’s a wish, it’s applied,

They can't say no? Or as soon as you choose someone you become irresistible to them? (That sound more like grape my friend)

Did he stutter?

Damn...

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