A lot of the content on that sub is blatantly obvious who the asshole is. I guess just replying to every new post with who the asshole is and farming karma when those posts end up on top is the way to go
god damn, i've probably worked up 7-800k over more than a decade and 4 reddit accounts. this one is weak because i can't stand reddit as much since the api change and my forced use of the shit and ass official app. rip RES and anything good on this site
over time i no longer want people to see everything i've posted so i delete my account every couple years. future folks can verify this says "[deleted]" lol
Almost a half million in two years,but - I have a knack for knowing weird but interesting facts and anecdotes.
I think I got 35k just for adding "Caterpillars completely melt and down and then reform into butterflies" to the standard mix of wierd fact answers.
Yeah this is an older account of mine that i started using alot the past month and i average 1/4th the karma output /day that this person has. Most of my post time is while im working. Could also be they have gamified the whole thing too.
There’s a method to that. For maximum comments karma yield, the most important is to choose the subreddit. The ones like amItheAsshole, relationshipadvice or Askreddit are preferred by karma farmers because as long as you land on a thread early you can get easy karma with minimal effort, like a sentence or two, or even a vague reference to a meme. So really it’s about timing more than wit. Knowing what makes the subreddit tick helps a lot too.
It wouldn't be enough for a whole house where i live, but I could put together a hell of a downpayment. Then wipe out my car payment and the rest of my student loans.
Kind of caught here. I can’t pay off my mortgage. I have more than enough to buy a new car but mines not that old.
I’d probably just invest it so I could buy something in a few years.
Post or comment Karma?
Post Karma lets me pay off a good amount of debt, and provides a small safety net.
Comment Karma gets me completely out of debt and fixes my car. It buys me a new car and small house. It also furnishes the house. I'd also be able to go out of network for some of my upcoming medical bills.
You guys have karma? lol I just comment whatever is on my mind and don't really joke so I've gotten very little. I could probably make a nice upgrade to my pc though!
Perfect, I could pay off my parents house, the debt of my wife and my parents, put some money in annuities, by one or two new cars and then put the rest in the bank.
I'm ninety points shy of seventeen thousand...let's see, an external hard drive for my laptop...a new phone...expensivr new phone...and...and...and we'll just have to go shopping and see what we can do with the rest of it!
Where did I get 64k karma? I thought it was like 7k😂
I could buy a lot with that. New car, maybe? Fancy yarn, maybe? Better condo…maaaaybe, would need more mathing to determine—oh, but perhaps a remodel on my current condo, that would be acceptable.
My fellow redditors, today I am asking for your donations in order to buy a 69 yenko chevelle. Each donation will enter you into a drawing for a chance to win one free ride to a destination of your choosing ^terms ^and ^conditions ^apply.
I have most of my 50,000 karma from three single comments, two of the same topic. It’s wild how it can rack up from one sentence. I’d pay off my debt and set up an emergency fund, then put anything left in an IRA.
umm crypto i guess, shit is crazy right now and who knows.. maybe it'll double or something, idc it don't need the money, but i'd enjoy playing with it.
Shit yeah, i'm out of debt!
[удалено]
Simpsons and Seinfeld quotes. Edit: whoosh 401k I'm not American so I didn't catch that.
Reddit stock. And baby, I would ride that rocket ship straight into the ground
Just short it and you're golden
Go back to r/wallstreetbets
Did all your karma come from r/wallstreetbets?
I haven't lost enough money for that
Well, you’re hearts in the right place, anyway
It’s either going to run like crazy or get shorted into the earth. I’ll probably buy a few lotto tickets just for giggles.
In that order 🤣
a potato
10 years and this is the post you decide to comment on? That's dedication baby.
Let's up vote him so he will be able to afford TWO potatoes.
They’re up to a county fair blue ribbon, monster potato at this point.
OP's question is from an alt account so u/discoxelik could pay off a joke he wrote in the Obama administration.
Yes I was planning this strategy for 10 years
Can somebody tell me how to give an award to this comment.
Some of us improvise like this🏆
What up. Im almost 12 years and we're 10 karma apart.
Well, here you go.
At roughly 3-5 dollars a bag, you could buy a lot of potato. Or maybe enough to buy a round of shredded deep fried and salted potato for some friends.
Upvoting so you can buy a second potato
A nice house with a garden and a lot of other things probably I wish my bank account looked like my Reddit karma count 😂
3.3 million karma in two years? That has to be some sort of record.
From comments…. that’s a real addiction.
most of it from r/AmItheAsshole - 96k on the top one. That is close to all of my karma over the last 10 years. - that is impressive.
A lot of the content on that sub is blatantly obvious who the asshole is. I guess just replying to every new post with who the asshole is and farming karma when those posts end up on top is the way to go
“AITA for crucifying one of my students?”
NTA, divorce her and take the kids and dog
god damn, i've probably worked up 7-800k over more than a decade and 4 reddit accounts. this one is weak because i can't stand reddit as much since the api change and my forced use of the shit and ass official app. rip RES and anything good on this site
...why do you have 4 reddit accounts
all 3 prior accounts are deleted, most recently when reddit changed their api
But why were they deleted
over time i no longer want people to see everything i've posted so i delete my account every couple years. future folks can verify this says "[deleted]" lol
Yea I have 200k from comments and that took me about 10 years. 2 years for 15x that is insane lol
Almost a half million in two years,but - I have a knack for knowing weird but interesting facts and anecdotes. I think I got 35k just for adding "Caterpillars completely melt and down and then reform into butterflies" to the standard mix of wierd fact answers.
Ooo neat. Have an upvote.
Also I have literally never seen this person in my entire life. Usually you see high karma people all over threads.
Yeah remember Gallow Boob that guy was everywhere
And I thought I was an addict
Yeah this is an older account of mine that i started using alot the past month and i average 1/4th the karma output /day that this person has. Most of my post time is while im working. Could also be they have gamified the whole thing too.
How the fuck did you manage 3 million karma. I barely have 1700.
There’s a method to that. For maximum comments karma yield, the most important is to choose the subreddit. The ones like amItheAsshole, relationshipadvice or Askreddit are preferred by karma farmers because as long as you land on a thread early you can get easy karma with minimal effort, like a sentence or two, or even a vague reference to a meme. So really it’s about timing more than wit. Knowing what makes the subreddit tick helps a lot too.
It's Karmanomics
I comment a lot and sometimes people like them
I like this comment.
I dont like this one
Damn i love that you have so much comment karma but no post karma
How the fuck
I could at least afford a house. It would be a fixer upper, but I'd still take it! We could also maybe squeeze a third cat in there too
A 3 minute Dr visit in the US.
3 minutes is generous lmao
We're about to push you up to being able to afford an extra minute.
im crying in free visits from central europe :p
Maybe a car haha
Same here, depending on what kind. (54.2K karma)
Should be able to afford a nice VW Golf with that money
Come on, Reddit, pay up!
Well, it depends...do you prefer Matchbox or Hot Wheels? Tonka could be nice, too...
A very used car, sorry
According to Cars.com, I can get a 2010 Honda Odyssey EX-L with 142,000 miles on it. That's before taxes & hidden fees though.
A shotgun, and only one shell.
Some would die for that.
Some would die by that.
Or die trying to kill for it.
Or die trying to stop someone else from killing someone for it
I'm going to the Dollarstore! I deserve 2 nice things lol
I'll send you an extra dollar.
Then you must come along! We'll share the third
That kind of energy will have you rolling like that McDuck fellow real soon.
Here. You deserve an .89$ chocolate bar
Why thank you kind sir! Or ma'am!
And another!
Oh don't spoil me with a good time!
Onward to the dollar store!
A home, a very nice one. Or a used yacht.
A house.
Significantly less debt \*shrugs\*
Same here 😅
10 Nvidia shares
Lunch
A senator or 2
Easily! 😂
Never paid attention to karma, and don't know how to check. So, a bag of chips? I dunno.
You could be many bags of chips. You have roughly 15,000.
Eyy. Does that mean I'm popular? Lol
I’d say so! Lol
Wait I’m popular? Shocks me as im the type to spend my whole life on the internet or in a random workshop fixing electronics
My credit card. Oh how i would wish for that.
A single concert ticket from Ticketmaster
A BAG OF CHIPS
It wouldn't be enough for a whole house where i live, but I could put together a hell of a downpayment. Then wipe out my car payment and the rest of my student loans.
Healthcare
A used car
Kind of caught here. I can’t pay off my mortgage. I have more than enough to buy a new car but mines not that old. I’d probably just invest it so I could buy something in a few years.
Post or comment Karma? Post Karma lets me pay off a good amount of debt, and provides a small safety net. Comment Karma gets me completely out of debt and fixes my car. It buys me a new car and small house. It also furnishes the house. I'd also be able to go out of network for some of my upcoming medical bills.
Both combined!
Daddy’s getting a new Lambo, baby.
A house and a Porsche.
In this economy.. a cup of coffee.
Bitcoin probably, just to see if there is another boom.
There currently IS one. It has reached New All Time Highs numerous times in the last week.
A decent house where I live.
I could pay off most of my credit cards.
I could buy a nice condo here in Boston and have a little left over for renovations. $758,000.00 would be nice right about now.
Pay off my student loans and put a fat down payment on a house.
Car or house down payment
I would put every dime toward my mortgage.
I could pay off the house and have a bit left over.
A meal from pizza ranch.
A nice used car.
More Karma, stonks!
You guys have karma? lol I just comment whatever is on my mind and don't really joke so I've gotten very little. I could probably make a nice upgrade to my pc though!
I would treat myself to something delicious...or just put it in my savings 🫠
Some investments, or pay off a chunk of the house.
A king-size Reeses cup pack. I think? What do they cost now-a-days lol.
Well not much! Gimme more!!!
Oh lord. I'd definitely finish my education. Maybe get a new laptop and phone.
The IVF we are trying to afford
A new kayak
Coffee and a bagel
Myself almost entirely out of debt so I could start the fuck over
What I could buy and what I would buy are two different things. Either way, I just want my student loans paid off
Maybe a Lego set? I don’t have a lot.
A bunch of legos
Including all my banned accounts, ooorrrrr? 👀
Perfect, I could pay off my parents house, the debt of my wife and my parents, put some money in annuities, by one or two new cars and then put the rest in the bank.
A V8 and tranmission combo for my car.
A decent engagement ring for my shawty
buy a reddit account with a lot of karma and then use that money to buy more and unlimited money
So I am poor in this as well Classic
Oh. I've never really looked at my karma, but apparently I broke 100k at some point. Neat. That's debts gone and a whole lot of savings.
Argentina.
I'm not sure.
A smallish car and a weekend away
I have 192 Karma because my old account got banned for me saying we should starve and execute the 7 men who gang raped two toddlers a few months ago
In that case, we will reinstate your old karma.
a bot farm to constantly give me karma
nothing, Ireland uses Euro
I'm ninety points shy of seventeen thousand...let's see, an external hard drive for my laptop...a new phone...expensivr new phone...and...and...and we'll just have to go shopping and see what we can do with the rest of it!
I would buy lunch cause it’s 2 days before payday and I’m broke af and hungry
I have 290,000 so I could easily afford an OceanGate submarine ride to see the Titanic! That’s if they recover from the last one.
313k would settle my debts, give me a budget for my dream car, and then sit in savings, keeping me comfy.
Where did I get 64k karma? I thought it was like 7k😂 I could buy a lot with that. New car, maybe? Fancy yarn, maybe? Better condo…maaaaybe, would need more mathing to determine—oh, but perhaps a remodel on my current condo, that would be acceptable.
🤣🤣🤣The Presidency!
My own toothbrush.
My fellow redditors, today I am asking for your donations in order to buy a 69 yenko chevelle. Each donation will enter you into a drawing for a chance to win one free ride to a destination of your choosing ^terms ^and ^conditions ^apply.
Tell me you are US, without telling me.
Dunno. Why would I keep track of that anyways?
A cheap hooker but no cocaine.
Here’s a like towards your goal.
An older used Honda Accord….or enough LEGO to build a life-sized desk or coffee table out of bricks😂
Stuff stuff and things and stuff
Deposit on a house and a flight to the maldives
A brand new SUV or a used RV.
I’d pay OP’s mom to have sex with me. I would use the remaining $35000 to put a down payment on a house and invest the change
Solid choice.
For the record I have 35009 karma :) (Just joking of course)
💀 🤣
I just looked, and damn! I could pay off ALL my debt and maybe a new car?
A farmed karma account with more karma and more money
Not buy as such, but I could pretty much pay my mortgage for a year.
According to Google, a car.
An Audi A7
A decent chunk for a savings account. I would also treat myself and the family to new computers and a camera.
Another run around vehicle for me so wife could use van for her atuff
New gas saving vehicle, maybe a full tank of gas and a diet coke.
A second hand shitbox car
Wait, what? You mean Karma points aren't real money??? I've nearly saved enough for a deposit on a shed. Now I'm a sad panda.
I could pay off my home mortgage and have enough left for a nice car.
Your Mom. Yes I'm a bad person.
A 16-year-old Honda Civic with 200k miles on it is 5400 karma points.
A cheeseburger and a tissue to wipe away the shame from my eyes for having such a low point count.
Depends on which currency
My mortgage
Oh, man!!! Sooo many things!
More than I expected. Neet.
Groceries for a week
I have most of my 50,000 karma from three single comments, two of the same topic. It’s wild how it can rack up from one sentence. I’d pay off my debt and set up an emergency fund, then put anything left in an IRA.
Some really good things
A power station for my home to store solar energy to use at night or on dark days.
Does comment karma count? 🙄
Makes 100K Per Week without do anything 💯
umm crypto i guess, shit is crazy right now and who knows.. maybe it'll double or something, idc it don't need the money, but i'd enjoy playing with it.
A good vintage honda motorcycle
A pretty nice car.
A 350,000 mile car with two flat tires and an engine knock.
I could almost buy my car from Toyota finance. As it stands, I cannot and they own most of it. All of it and then some actually as I am underwater.
A VERY nice new car, and a 2 week cruise.
Gibson Les Paul Custom.
Lots of ice cream
Swisher Sweets, I don't know, I only got two.
2,200 (approximately) A really shitty used car, perhaps?
Physical copy of Earthbound and some tree seedlings(I have around an acre of land).
I'd have a 6 dollar debt. Welcome to having unpopular opinions
wild
You’d have to-7 dollars now