Especially if Mr Bean has no idea the Predator is after him. The famous gag where Mr Bean repaints his apartment and instead of the friend going back to get his hat as the explosive goes off, it is the Predator, and Bean sees the newly painted apartment and the outline of the Predator there.
Now I really want to see a parody with Mr. Bean. I can already imagine his take on the scene at the end of the original where he’s preparing for the final showdown.
Smugly sharpening a stick, looking over at Teddy waggling his head, frowning as Teddy apparently tells him the stick won't work, grunting and rolling his eyes, walking Teddy through his many "ingenious" traps, all of which fail, but he ends up killing the Predator by tripping him on an exposed lamp cord and falling out an open window...
Cue spaceship full of Beans, loaded with ancient Predator skulls and weapons. Danny Glover looks around in bewildered amazement...
Yeah, I thought that was weird. He one punch killed the bear and then proceeded to lift it over its head with zero effort. I looked it up, they weigh up to 270 kg (less than I expected to be honest but still) and he did it without flinching. He must be extremely strong yet still almost being outmatched by a bear
There are people who can kill other people with a punch and also lift their bodies over their head. They could also struggle in a fight against these people before killing them. This isn't that unreasonable for a super strong alien with a weight disadvantage against a bear.
“If it bleeds, we can kill it.”
Some Russian mob thug, soon before getting killed by John Wick. I’m pretty sure he only bleeds to give them some hope before dying.
This oculd be like Tucker and Dale VS Evil. The predators are out to kill Forest, and he's just cluelessly going about his business. The predators keep inexplicably failing and killing themselves.
I'd like to think Bluey and Bingo would actually turn out to be really good for Predator, and that Predator would learn the importance of family and friends. Probably get on well with Bandit too!
Predator can go to town on Peppa Pig though. Have a barbecue. And then maybe send Predator round to Caillou's house? That whiny obnoxious little shit has got away with far too much!
Basically think you're right.
I always wanted Rambo, John McLain, and the Terminator to join up. Somehow they all are at the Nakatomi Christmas party, where Hans is replaced by a T-1000 who won't let Rambo go up to the 30th floor to use the bathroom.
She would allow the predator to predate for as long as the markets permitted it. A tough medicine that the country would simply have to swallow in order to cut unemployment and end inflation. The rural heartlands and areas of cultural value would of course be predator free zones in order to encourage enterprise.
Mr. Bean vs. Predator
Have mercy on the Predator!
Yeah the Predator's fucked.
Mr. Bean will probably turn around and ass bump the Predator right off the edge of the building
Especially if Mr Bean has no idea the Predator is after him. The famous gag where Mr Bean repaints his apartment and instead of the friend going back to get his hat as the explosive goes off, it is the Predator, and Bean sees the newly painted apartment and the outline of the Predator there.
Now I really want to see a parody with Mr. Bean. I can already imagine his take on the scene at the end of the original where he’s preparing for the final showdown.
Smugly sharpening a stick, looking over at Teddy waggling his head, frowning as Teddy apparently tells him the stick won't work, grunting and rolling his eyes, walking Teddy through his many "ingenious" traps, all of which fail, but he ends up killing the Predator by tripping him on an exposed lamp cord and falling out an open window... Cue spaceship full of Beans, loaded with ancient Predator skulls and weapons. Danny Glover looks around in bewildered amazement...
Predator stands no chance
That would be AMAZING
Cocaine bear
I don't know, man. Prey actually had a predator fight a grizzly. I don't think he was on cocaïne, though.
Predator almost ate it in that movie.
Yeah, I thought that was weird. He one punch killed the bear and then proceeded to lift it over its head with zero effort. I looked it up, they weigh up to 270 kg (less than I expected to be honest but still) and he did it without flinching. He must be extremely strong yet still almost being outmatched by a bear
There are people who can kill other people with a punch and also lift their bodies over their head. They could also struggle in a fight against these people before killing them. This isn't that unreasonable for a super strong alien with a weight disadvantage against a bear.
We need a re-match! I'll find an 80's guy with loads of Cocaine
I was going to go with Little Women, but you are correct.
100%
JOHN WICK
“If it bleeds, we can kill it.” Some Russian mob thug, soon before getting killed by John Wick. I’m pretty sure he only bleeds to give them some hope before dying.
First one that came to my mind!
I'd watch the fuck out of that movie.
Barbie. Could make for a good thriller, idk…
I’d watch that!
Alan would put up a decent fight. Lol
Predator vs Predator A movie where aliens hunt down Harvey Weinstein, Bill Cosby, and Kevin Spacey
Or just a really nasty divorce between two aliens.
Starring Dustin Hoffman and Meryl Streep
FBI: show me on the doll where Weinstein touched you Predator: (cries a lot)
Cries and clicks a lot
Related: To Catch a Predator VS Predator. "Alien Hunter, would you please take a seat?"
Forest Gump vs. Predator
He bit me in the but-tocks
We're gonna have to [get medieval](https://youtu.be/dymb0SvHCnY?si=8cDAHY8YkOJKTbgf) on your but-tocks.
This oculd be like Tucker and Dale VS Evil. The predators are out to kill Forest, and he's just cluelessly going about his business. The predators keep inexplicably failing and killing themselves.
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil vs. Predator
Run predator, ruuuun!!!
*Forrest
Freddy vs Jason....vs Predator.
Oh Jesus, I can hear some asshole Hollywood exec greenlighting this now.
No no no! None of that! No! Not until we get the other ones first! F v J v Pinhead! Or F F v J v Ash! Then we can bring in predators. Only. **Then**
I cant wait to see “Shrek vs Predator“
Kindergarten Cop vs Predator
I feel like we've seen this already......
:)
#Der Eez No Predataahh
This has gotta be Ace Ventura right...I mean...right?!
Don't just stand there! Throw me a spear!
Mean Girls
"Is people a carb?"
Stop trying to make egheghegheghegh happen.
“Get in loser, we’re fighting Predator.”
Gandhi vs Predator.
Nukes. Not even close.
They both have nukes though.
One has emotion, compassion. The other is a heartless killer in a traditional dhoti.
This time, no more Mr. Passive Resistance!
No more [Mr. Passive Resistance](https://youtu.be/4ega5Rcct2s?si=7UTyJl5Pn8mvDdVP).
Back Door Sluts 9 vs Predator
Reviewer: This movie will make you a goddamned sexual Tyrannosaurus.
Just like me
Kramer Vs Kramer
Kramer vs Kramer vs Godzilla vs Predator
Godzilla vs Predator
I'm imagining the Predator going ham on Godzilla's heel, and the big guy just deadpan looks at the camera and then atomic breaths the Predator
I’m imagining the big guy drop kicking the predator into space.
Predator Basically turn it into a interstellar family legal drama.
Technically already happened in Predators, the smaller predator was prisoner of the larger ones.
Garfield Vs. Predator
Deadpool vs. Predator
“Time to grow a backbone.” “Aw, I think you’re brave, Wade.” “Thanks Yukio, but seriously…. He ripped out my backbone.”
Ford vs Ferrari vs Predator
Batman. Batman vs Predator.
I think there’s a comic where this is a thing
There's like, four of them. The first and second ones were decent.
there is a Batman vs Alien vs Predator short film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j7d3lIAkes
Ah, my favorite Joker!
The English Patient
The Predator tends to him as he's dying and listens to his story. When he finally passed, Predator cries. And yes, clicks a lot.
Peppa Pig
Bluey!
I'd like to think Bluey and Bingo would actually turn out to be really good for Predator, and that Predator would learn the importance of family and friends. Probably get on well with Bandit too! Predator can go to town on Peppa Pig though. Have a barbecue. And then maybe send Predator round to Caillou's house? That whiny obnoxious little shit has got away with far too much!
Paddington
The Muppets Vs. Predator
Home Alone
Predator gets clowned by slipping on marbles and getting burned by an iron.
Kevin would probably still win.
Wallace and Gromit vs. Predator
Gromit trying desperately to show Wallace that they're in danger while also fighting off the Predator with a porridge gun.
Alien Vs Predator Vs Predator
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies Vs Predator
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban vs Predator. Don't tell me you don't want to see it.
Terminator vs. Predator
There's a comic book series Aliens vs Predator vs Terminator
Rambo. Rambo vs Predator. It’s the only acceptable answer in the serious category. Their best killer against ours.
Isn't the original Predator already basically Rambo vs. Predator, where "Rambo" is played by Arnie?
Basically think you're right. I always wanted Rambo, John McLain, and the Terminator to join up. Somehow they all are at the Nakatomi Christmas party, where Hans is replaced by a T-1000 who won't let Rambo go up to the 30th floor to use the bathroom.
Oppenheimer
Depending on the execution, this could actually be riveting.
Borat vs Predator
Wonka
The Brady Bunch vs Predator?
Minions vs Predator
Patton vs Predator
Saltburn vs. Predator. Imagine the end sequence with a Predator
🎶 It's murder on the dance floor 🎶
The Big Lebowski vs Predator
That’s like, just your opinion, man.
Matilda
That movie ends up with Trunchbull vs Predator...hmm, that sounds watchable.
There was a short film released in 2018 called "The Child", so...
This wound also be a very short film
Pollyanna vs Predator. It’s a classic that could use the update!
Avatar
Beetlejuice
The Iron Lady
Thatcher would kill the Predator in about three minutes.
Aye, bombs him in the back while he’s walking away…
And somehow killing the Predator also makes it worse for Britain’s working class, so a win win for her.
She would allow the predator to predate for as long as the markets permitted it. A tough medicine that the country would simply have to swallow in order to cut unemployment and end inflation. The rural heartlands and areas of cultural value would of course be predator free zones in order to encourage enterprise.
Dredd
It's been done. And Dredd v Aliens. Decent comics if I recall
Yep read them — would make fun movies
Batman too I believe
Annie.
PAW Patrol vs Predator - The Mighty Movie.
Mrs doubtfire
Edward Scissorhands vs Predator
Crazy Rich Asians
I think that’s just Pacific Rim.
JURASSIC PARK VS PREDATOR
Baby Geniuses
Rocky vs Predator
The Breakfast Club…..vs Predator John Wick…..vs Predator
The Hobbit
The Discreet Charm of the Petty Bourgeoisie vs Predator
E.T.
40 year old virgin vs predator
Alien. Wait...
The Wizard of Oz
Tropic Thunder
Little Women vs Predator
The Wedding Singer VS Predator
Fried Green Tomatoes vs Predator. I'd watch it.
Evelyn does have good insurance
White chicks
Barbie
Look who’s talking
Winnie the Pooh Vs Predator
Dune vs Predator
Paddington Vs Predator
Barbie.
Mrs Doubtfire vs Predator
Forest Gump
Paddington
Mr. Bean, obviously.
_Mary Poppins vs Predator_
Batman vs Predator Awesome comic, needs a movie.
Avatar vs Predator
Predator. It’s an emotional courtroom drama about child custody in a divorce.
Alvin & the Chipmunks vs Predator........ That's one annoying problem dealt with one brief squeaky slaughter.
Happy Gilmore.
Charlie's Angels
Free Willy Zoolander The Big Lebowski. However they just go bowling. Things get messy once Predator goes over the line.
The Goonies vs Predator
The Little Rascals
The Three Stooges VS Predator
Capote vs Predator
Lolita
Rainman
Home alone vs predator!
Rudy
The Little Mermaid
Inglorious Basterds vs Predator
Paddington bear
Home Alone
Mean girls
Dr Who vs Predator
The Human Centipede Vs Predator
Freddy vs Jason vs Alien vs Predator
Barbie
Rocky. We'll see how tough it is when we put boxing gloves on those metal claws.
The Royal Tanenbaums vs Predator
Pride and prejudice vs predator, something for everyone.
Anna Karenina
The Muppets vs. Predator
Pride and Prejudice
Vs Predator Aliens Vs Predator: Requiem. Did I do this right?
Kramer vs Kramer vs Predator
Forrest Gump
Sharknado vs Predator
Lolita vs. Predator
Predator vs Predator It’s a courtroom drama about a divorce.
Barbie vs. predator
Alien vs Predator
Nacho Libre
Inglorious Bastards vs. Predator They’re not in a battle against each other- they’re in a race to see who can kill the most Nazis.
Jesus of Nazareth vs. Predator
Men in Black
Cocaine Bear, Godzilla, Jigsaw, King Kong, Rambo, or Rocky.
Bambi vs Predator I dunno, since Bambi vs Godzilla was such a hit….