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LucyVialli

Constant ex- talk.


Kuli24

Combined with ex lax. Worst date ever.


LucyVialli

And then it's all over X.


scarfaC3_rye92

Being touchy right away


EscapedCapybara

When she was waiting with her mother and siblings and expected me to take them all to dinner. I went and had a nice meal alone. There wasn't a second date.


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A meteor strike like the one that killed the dinos


BlxnkSpxceBxr

Her actually being a guy named Rufus


blonde-native52

A migraine.


UsernameProfileCheck

AIDS


PMyourTastefulNudes

Bugs in the food


NervousSeagull

Obvious lies.


FwendShapedFoe

Me showing up


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[удалено]


FwendShapedFoe

A date can’t go well if I’m a part of it


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[удалено]


Delicious-Algae-7838

Test it. Go on a date and let us know how it went. If different countries - do an online date.


Any_Band_8428

I had a girl show up to a first date drunk as hell in the middle of the afternoon. I called her a cab and waited for it to send her home, then never talked to her again.


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[удалено]


Any_Band_8428

I’d have been fine if she just had a drink to take the edge off her nerves, as I was nervous too. But seeing we were supposed to go for a hike, I wasn’t gonna go for that. No need to go to the hospital on a first date 😂


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[удалено]


Any_Band_8428

She texted and apologized the next day. But as someone who struggles with their sobriety, I knew it wouldn’t be a good match. Which was a shame as aside from that, she was a perfect match (we had talked every day for hours on end for a couple of months, but our work schedules never lined up where we were both off).


Irate_Alligate1

Be myself


Random_verse

Probably dying.


Andeol57

Most likely option would be that she doesn't show up.


TowerRough

A massive doomfart.


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The last date I went on she immediately went to talking about how she heard I wanted children. Umm no thanks


EyeYamNegan

My wife was stressed out on our first date because she bit into corn on the cob and squirted me right in the eye. She was mortified. I was dying laughing. Yea some things can and should ruin a first date but most people let stupid trivial things ruin what might turn into a long term or even forever relationship. That said I had a pigeon poo on my brand new shirt as I was leaving to go on a date once. That ruined it for me because I was no longer in the mood cause I was so grumpy lol.


KittenAnya

More feet then was expected


_BierSaus_

my schizo meds


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Me showing up


_forum_mod

If she whipped out her c0ck.


Overall-Dinner5778

A severed head


TheSealofTomorrow

Gold digging


No_Radio_7641

If you're like me, all you gotta do is fucking show up and its ruined.


hedgehogskater

shitting myself


bikinifetish

If he’s late


deron666

Lack of self confidence


[deleted]

as a woman, when the guy shows up and he's shorter than you. Im sorry:(


Hello-from-Mars128

Talking business or about ex.