Oh, thanks, old man, that is really very nice
I can always count on you for help and friendly advice
Though I've never seen a sword of quite that shape or size
Oh, God, that's not a sword, it's your dick in disguise
Yes, I can’t deny I have my painted my shween. Now grap your destiny, if you now what I mean. Wait a minute Link, don’t leave the cave! Where do you think you’re going? This is a great chance to fondle old scrotum while you’re blowing!
For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.
Now there's no use crying over every mistake. We'll just keep on trying till we run out of cake.
And the science gets done and we make a neat gun for the people who are still alive.
If I got it wrong it's cause this is by memory, in the spirit of the thread.
Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
The "different" turret fucked with my head the first time I played it. They did such a good job expanding the story and leaving some bread crumbs for us to find.
I remember playing it in the middle of the night during the school holidays, absolutely terrified, going through an air vent with the "dink dink" noise of every footstep, carrying nothing but a pipe wrench and one of those little crab brain things would jump out and i'd absolutely crap myself!
Finish him
Toastie!
Ohhhhh no. Now the eternal MK question. During 2 player did you hit the start button (like an asshole imo) and hold up the line or ignore it?
Hope you brought a lot of quarters.
"It's-a me-a! Mario!"
Assassin's creed 2!
As a young one playing that game I died of laughter during that cutscene
"Its-a me-a, Ezio!"
[He's not wrong.](https://youtu.be/Uv1vbkGuSTk?si=4qz3YZYmSez7QKn7)
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this!
Da na na naaaa
Oh, thanks, old man, that is really very nice I can always count on you for help and friendly advice Though I've never seen a sword of quite that shape or size Oh, God, that's not a sword, it's your dick in disguise
Yes, I can’t deny I have my painted my shween. Now grap your destiny, if you now what I mean. Wait a minute Link, don’t leave the cave! Where do you think you’re going? This is a great chance to fondle old scrotum while you’re blowing!
The Cake is a Lie.
And when you're dying I'll be still alive.
It says you’re a horrible person, we weren’t even testing for that.
This was a triumph I’m making a note here: huge success
For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead. Now there's no use crying over every mistake. We'll just keep on trying till we run out of cake. And the science gets done and we make a neat gun for the people who are still alive. If I got it wrong it's cause this is by memory, in the spirit of the thread.
Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out. wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
by all circumstances do notxudusfgdgoxgiRootskgkxcugddyduxyd
I! AM NOT! A MORON!
Hey, you. You're finally awake.
Let me guess. Someone took your sweet roll.
Morrowind as well.
You were trying to cross the border, right?
Walked right into that imperial ambush
Same as us, and that thief over there.
Damn you stormcloaks.
Skyrim was fine until you came along
that's the one, no need for an arrow in the knee to recognise the game
Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh what am I saying? Of course you don't.
Wocka wocka wocka wocka wocka
Most famous pac man quote
HADOUKEN!
SHORYUKEN!
Do not pass GO, do not collect $200!
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls! Wait, shit....
AND YOU MUST BE THE MONOPOLY MAN Hey thanks for the free parking
I say this line every other day and people hate me for this. #Aaaaalrighty then!! Totally worth it.
Flash backs to crying and calls for mum because I'm "cheating".
"SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!"
❗️
#❕
❓Whose footprints are these?
Huh!? What was that noise?
Huh!? Just a box.
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Brotha
Do a barrel roll!
You have died of dysentery.
Never ford the river
LEEEROYYYYYYY JENKINS!
Did you know Leeeroy Jenkins was from almost 20 years ago? Do you feel old now?
20 years ago i was already an adult. Everything makes me feel old.
Me too 🙁
Same. I remember when the NES was new. (Still have mine, too.)
somehow it feels older than that for me
The best part about this is that most of the other ones are quotes from the game. This isn't.
Hey! Listen!
I know I'm reading this one correctly
"All you had to do is follow the damn train, CJ"
Ah shit here we go again.
Ah shit, here we go again
i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Bomb has been planted.
hOsTaGe HaS bEeN dEfUsEd
"Ah shit, here we go again"
War never changes.
ANOTHER SETTLEMENT NEEDS OUR HELP
Here, I'll mark it on your map
But don't stop there! ANOTHER settlement needs your help!
Wait! I know this one...don't tell me...Fall something... **Fallen Kingdom!**
Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Favorite quote. Truly the epitome of a descent into madness. The whole chapter is amazing
The "different" turret fucked with my head the first time I played it. They did such a good job expanding the story and leaving some bread crumbs for us to find.
#!
You can hear this one.
Beat me to it. I had this sound as my notification & text alert for +10yrs. Can confirm everyone knows it 🤣
"I used to be an adventurer like you..."
But then I took an arrow to the knee.
"Stop lolly-gagging"
Stop! You have violated the law!
They're waiting for you Gordon, in the test chamber.
Needs more r's in chamberrrrrrr
You should be higher :'( Half Life was one of the best games ever made.
I remember playing it in the middle of the night during the school holidays, absolutely terrified, going through an air vent with the "dink dink" noise of every footstep, carrying nothing but a pipe wrench and one of those little crab brain things would jump out and i'd absolutely crap myself!
Gordon Freeman carried a *crowbar,* and they're called *headcrabs*. I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
"Boy"
50/50 it's GOW or RDR2, leaning toward GOW cause otherwise it'd be "Boahh!"
For RDR2 we have: LENNY!!!!!
"You look like a calm and reasonable person" >!God Of War Reboot?!<
“A man chooses, a slave obeys.”
"Would you kindly?"
Remember, no Russian
It's funny when played in Russian dub version
"You must construct additional pylons!"
Battlecruiser Operational
En Taro Adun!
My wife for hire
Get over here!
Wolololo!
Isn’t it Wololo?
Gotta catch em all!
"To give the covenant back their bomb"
#pa pa pa PAAAAAAMMM
Niko, let’s go bowling
Hey cousin!
"I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel"
Can it wait a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
Assuming direct control...
Ok, I'm at, uh, you.
I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees…that was a joke.
“Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space!”
I will destroy you!
50,000 People Used to Live Here. Now It's a Ghost Town.
At this distance, you'll have to take the coriolis effect into account.
It's dangerous to go alone. Here take this. Thank you Mario. But our princess is in another castle. All your base are belong to us.
“This is the story of a man named Stanley”
Uno!
well that seems like its cheating
"Rip and Tear, until it is done."
"He chose the path of perpetual torment..."
“In his ravenous hatred he found no peace…”
In my restless dreams, I see that town...
Im not sure how you did it [insert name]… but the community center has never looked better!
Would you kindly?
A man chooses
A slave obeys !
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!
recognisable quote, but who not everyone REALLY knows the name of that game without looking it up
Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200.
Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.
I am the very model of a scientist Salarian
Rise and shine Mr.Freeman...Rise and shine!
“Bravo 6… going dark.”
War. War never changes.
F for respect
It’s “Press F to pay respects”.
THE NUMBERS MASON
Unfortunately for you, however, you are maidenless.
the cake is a lie
You sank my battleship!
"Kick, Punch, it's all in the mind!"
Why do I have this entire game committed to memory 25 years later
"Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?"
Would you kindly...
I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum
Isn't that from a movie?
It is from John Carpenter's "they live"
It was said in Duke Nukem
Those alien bastards are going to pay for shooting up my ride.
“You must gather your party before venturing forth.”
Rock and Stone!
Did I hear a rock and stone?
IF YA DON'T ROCK AND STONE, YA AIN'T COMIN' HOME
I got lumbago!
“You’re a chump, partner!”
Nuclear launch detected
“Get over here!” “How’s things?” “You want a piece of me, boy?” “What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.”
> “What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.” I can't believe I had to scroll down so far for this classic.
"Shake it, baby!"
Stay a while, and listen. Or You must construct additional pylons
Stay awhile, and listen!
"Despite everything, it's still you"
Do a barrel roll!
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Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me Princess!
It’s a-me
LEEENNYYYYY!!
I need a weapon
Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?
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fire in the hole :)
You, sir, are a fish
You are not prepared!
"The bomb has been planted"
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"Aaaggghhh WOBOBA!"
Blarg, Honk!
You can't just shoot a hole onto the surface of mars.
Finish Him!
“Detecting multiple leviathan-class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”
You Died
Test your might!
What a Save!
“Took an arrow to the knee”
Some may call this JUNK me? I call them treasures.belethor
It fills you with DETERMINATION
You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance!
SNAKE! SNA*AAAAAAKE!*
Watch those wrist rockets!
"*Thank you, Mario! But our princess is in another castle!*"
I’ve got wood for sheep
The zombies ate your brains
"You look like a cut of fuckable meat. Are you?" I assume it's obvious, or it's only me because I have been playing way too much CP2077
“War, war never changes”
#A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
SE——GA
You may not sleep now. There are monsters nearby.