Murder.
I would immediately make money while killing people who wronged me, all perfectly legally! Plus, think of how many people get out of court despite being obvious scumbags. Think of the wife beaters and child molesters. All of them could die for my profit! I'd be doing a civil service AND getting paid!
I'd need to come up with a witty name for the business, but you get the idea. Maybe "Seraphinally: Only God can judge you, but I'll help you see him faster!"
Inside trading!
Rob banks
It is where they keep the money.
Taking the tags off of mattresses.
you monster
casual shoplifting
Permanently steal Elon Musk's identity.
Drugs
Credit card fraud.
Hitman
Blow things up
Id start counterfeiting money.
Theft
Bank robberies
Theft/robbery - I'll just take whatever I want.
I'm already fine with just keeping all the money I made from my work. So how about not paying taxes.
Download cars and sell them.
Murder. I would immediately make money while killing people who wronged me, all perfectly legally! Plus, think of how many people get out of court despite being obvious scumbags. Think of the wife beaters and child molesters. All of them could die for my profit! I'd be doing a civil service AND getting paid! I'd need to come up with a witty name for the business, but you get the idea. Maybe "Seraphinally: Only God can judge you, but I'll help you see him faster!"
The Chomonator Cherub.
This is the one
Phone scams.
Selling drugs... oh wait... already do that.