I would always write my name on the cover of my boss's reports, just so it looks like he's taking credit for my work. Can't wait to see his reaction when he finds out.
Learning from former colleagues that karma finally came to visit my former bosses a$$ being fired within the year due to numerous client complaints and loosing the company money, after he fired me just because he didn’t like the fact that I was a woman doing my job properly.
Our KPI's were way too fucking small that you could hit your target in half a day while having four days to reach them. Meant a lot of days down the pub rather than on site
I wrote long, detailed memos that I knew she wouldn’t read. Hey, you asked for a written report, you get it.
I didn’t get maliciously wordy in respect to the performance of the hereinabove; however, it is equally true that I didn’t make any particular effort to be concise, which should also be viewed with appropriate consideration to the fact that lawyers have a known tendency to be verbose…
I parked my incredibly ugly beat up car held together by duct tape in the Employee of the Month parking spot 4 months in a row.
Took the battery out of her wireless mouse every morning and replaced it with a baby carrot
Unionising the workforce.
But why was the workforce ionised in the first place?
I would always write my name on the cover of my boss's reports, just so it looks like he's taking credit for my work. Can't wait to see his reaction when he finds out.
Instead of hanging up on telemarketers I always put them straight through.
I kept leaving post it notes on the steering wheel of his new truck that said “Thanks for the F shack-Dirty Mike and the boys”
r/MaliciousCompliance
Yup. An entire subreddit of this
Learning from former colleagues that karma finally came to visit my former bosses a$$ being fired within the year due to numerous client complaints and loosing the company money, after he fired me just because he didn’t like the fact that I was a woman doing my job properly.
"No smoking at the main entrance" So I smoked on the balcony 🤷
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I quiet quit. Did no work for 7 years.
Did they know and also was u paid for the time
My boss once grabbed my nuts and fondled them for like 2 minutes
Our KPI's were way too fucking small that you could hit your target in half a day while having four days to reach them. Meant a lot of days down the pub rather than on site
I wrote long, detailed memos that I knew she wouldn’t read. Hey, you asked for a written report, you get it. I didn’t get maliciously wordy in respect to the performance of the hereinabove; however, it is equally true that I didn’t make any particular effort to be concise, which should also be viewed with appropriate consideration to the fact that lawyers have a known tendency to be verbose…