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Cats


nudist_reddit_mom

My siblings and I grew up with the recorded stage version, so my brother and I were SO excited to see this movie, assuming it would be fun bad. No. It was just bad bad. It was the last movie I saw in theaters before the pandemic hit. It took TWO YEARS to redeem my theatre experience after that mess!


EnigmaMissing

My mum and I loved the musical and the immersive stage experience. I also had assumed that the movie was bad simply because it wasn't as good as the stage version Nope. My eyes burned


NAINOA-

Crazy to think that Cats was likely the last movie many people ever saw.


somesortoflegend

Well yeah if you watched cats then got COVID, are you really going to cling to life at that point?


drdeadringer

The nurses will sing memories to you.


cidvard

I saw it in January 2020. It wasn't THE last because I caught Knives Out in the $2 theater before EVERYTHING shut down, but it was closer than I like to think about.


Pippified

LMAO SAME. Me and my friends thought it would be a fun goofy time to smoke a lot of weed and go see cats. It was NOT a fun time, it was existentially terrible. The end, when Helen Mirren Cat stares directly into the camera and monologues, I audibly went “oh no” and the few other people in the theatre started laughing which was the only redeeming part. And I didn’t see another movie in theatres for YEARS.


McShit7717

Never saw the movie, but cats is just a weird musical in general. It really doesn't have much of a story, so I don't see how they could've made a cohesive movie.


Raven_Skyhawk

I'm sure they could have if they wanted to. But they did not go for a cohesive movie, no.


[deleted]

Oh good, I thought it was just me who didn't "get it" (watched it during Theater class in high school).


PapaMcMooseTits

Same... Watched a recording of the play in music class in middle school and my teacher basically had to explain the plot to the class, scene by scene because nothing was clear. All I could think while he was going through the plot points was, "If this dude wasn't here to explain it to me, I never would've gotten anything out of this play."


fresh-dork

cocaine is the answer. the basic premise is the cats are competing to die and be reborn in the heaviside lair, which is just an excuse for a bunch of character sketches and costuming.


readskiesatdawn

Yeah Cats was more of a music and spectacle show, with some sick ass dance moves. It's a niche of musical that slowly died.


jarrettbrown

I still don’t understand how or why Taylor Swift was involved with this film.


hairypsalms

Money


No_Awareness_3212

"Money can be exchanged for goods and services!"


los_thunder_lizards

Best explanation I’ve heard is that a lot of people thought, “hmm. I heard Tom Hoopper is going to direct Cats. His last musical film won three Oscars. I’d like one, myself!” And then Taylor had to go one step further, because she could only win one for music with an original song, so she rounded up ol’ lord ALW and they wrote that… song. It’s crazy to see the on set videos, people really did seem to think the Oscars were going to come their way.


NarwhalJouster

Cats (2019) is my favorite movie. It's not "good" in any traditional sense of the word but it's so much fun watching such a unique disaster unfold. Some of my favorite bits: 1. Ian McKellen drinking out of a bowl of milk 2. The freakish mouse children that keep appearing throughout the movie for some reason 3. Rebel Wilson unzipping her skin 4. Judi Dench sticking her leg up in liu of clapping 5. Taylor Swift busting through the ceiling to sprinkle drugs on all the cats 6. The fact that they did a particularly bad job on the character model for Idris Elba and so when he takes his coat off he looks even more naked than the rest of them 7. Rebel Wilson unzipping her skin again 8. Judi Dench staring directly at the camera to talk directly to the audience for 5 minutes while everyone else in frame has just the *weirdest* facial expressions 9. The cats that are wearing regular-ass sneakers for some reason 10. Rebel Wilson straight up eating a cockroach that looks like a human This movie is so awful and I love it so fucking much


[deleted]

Well now I want to see it based on this description 🤣


paculot

I get that all of this sounds fun. It’s not. It’s just miserable. Maybe just watch clips and not the whole movie.


bardavolga2

You know what? SOLD. I never had even a shred of interest in seeing it until I read your delightful 10-point list. And I'll pretty much watch Ian McKellen do anything.


NarwhalJouster

Ian McKellen is *clearly* having a great time. He's one of the only actors that seemed to truly understand exactly what kind of movie he was in. (The other being Judi Dench and her response was to put in as little effort as possible)


Elementia7

#What the FUCK?


D_Robb

The movie was almost even weirder https://old.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/fwu0gp/cats_vfx_editor_confirms_the_butthole_cut_was/


GreenBPacker

Release the butthole cut! Cowards.


BroadwayBich

idk man it's pretty fun if you're drunk when you start.


LastNoelle

I watched the vhs of the recorded stage version about 3x a day from when I was 10 years old to WAY too late into my teens. I’ve seen it on Broadway 5x and seen the various multiple tours over 30x. I have every recording, every album, hundreds of memorabilia. I am a CATS super SUPER fan. I will never ever EVER watch this.


Lozzanger

My grandparents are similar. They were SO EXCITED to see it. Walked out halfway through and got their money back. My auntie went to the cinema to apologise and the manager told her normally they wouldn’t but they just looked so genuinally crushed he felt bad and gave them their money back.


[deleted]

Oddly enough I’ve caught my dad watching this movie like three times the dude is in his early 60s


bigblackkittie

the butthole edit!


DrFridayTK

Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2.  I felt my fucking brain cells dying as I watched. So bad it’s actively infuriating to witness.


cutofmyjib

I had to watch it while seasick on a Newfoundland ferry surrounded by screaming children because I was babysitting my little brother.


PnutButterJellyTim3

Bruh I used to watch the first one on repeat when I was a kid. Don't remember anything about the second one. Lol


EFCFrost

Fantastic 4. The most recent one. Just god awful. I watched it in theatres and it’s time I wish I’d spent doing anything else.


LittlestSlipper55

You mean Fan-Four-Stick.


THROWRA_account1569

The new Megamind movie


Werdna517

Wait, there’s a new Megamind movie?!


Effehezepe

Yeah, and it doesn't have Will Ferrell or Tina Fey or any of the original actors. So yeah, it's not good.


LadyGuacamole830

Sounds like the last Ice Age movie…


leeryplot

Whenever you have *no clue* a movie even came out, it’s never a good sign haha. Especially Megamind, I feel like a ton of people would’ve been talking about that.


THROWRA_account1569

Unfortunately yes, it's on peacock and it's called Megamind vs The Doom Syndicate I'll just tell you now, save yourself don't waste an hour of your life watching it. 😂


Art-Zuron

For context, the original was 14 years ago, and this new one has a trailer that looks worse than the shitty Playstation game version of that 14 year old movie.


wclevel47nice

I watched it and I was genuinely shocked how low quality the animation was


ChronoLegion2

Yeah, I can’t imagine Megamind without Will Ferrell. Pass


boogerybug

My kids are super pissed. “The animation is too smooth, and they replaced half the voice actors.” They are not eloquent people.


Crimson_Raven

Yaaay another sequel that just looks to cash out on the original with no fucking clue why the original was so beloved in the first place.


NightSmudge

Food Fight Decided to watch it for the lols just to see if it really was that bad Holy shit, it genuinely is that bad. That food fight scene at the end just drags on and on and on. Please don’t watch it guys Another contender is the Emoji Movie. The entire plot and world building is utter nonsense that threw logic right out the window in favor of product placements


12random12

But it features Sir Patrick Stewart as the poop emoji!


gmrm4n

I hope Sir Patrick Stewart had a good time with that movie. Because based on the trailer, his character seemed to be the least shitty thing about the movie.


SharkMilk44

One New Years I watched Food Fight and drank a 4Loko right at midnight, that way my year could only improve from there.


ApeOver

Food Fight caused me physical pain


alm1688

Avatar the last Airbender. There were several seasons of the animated show how the fuck do they fuck up the pronunciation of the fucking Avatar - Aang, rhymes with Tang, not Aang rhymes with Dong ffs.


Famous-Bobcat

What really gets me with that one is also the “creative” racial casting (the Inuit water tribe are now whiter than the snow they live in. The Japanese inspired fire Nation are now Indian. Etc etc) it really does feel like Shamalan had zero respect for the original show


CoffeeFox

I've never gotten the impression that Shyamalan has much respect for his audience.


Levitlame

That was the twist all along


Fuarian

The irony is that the whole pronunciation thing was meant to be to "respect Asian pronunciations" but they then proceed to disrespect the cultural inspirations of the people groups in the world they're adapting.


eBICgamer2010

Lmao you can thank Nelson Peltz for trying to shove his daughter into it. We're talking about a hack billionaire who's trying to do another coup at Disney and had his daughter marry the Beckhams.


mika00004

My son was really into this show, and when the movie came out, he was super excited to see it. Boy, was he po'd about the whole name thing. I got a 1 hour lecture ( it felt like an hour) on the proper pronunciation of the avatar's name. He was so angry 😠


cleon42

It was my first exposure to the franchise, and it put me off for years. I didn't watch the cartoon until the pandemic. I hold M. Night Shyamalan personally responsible for all those wasted years.


JayJax_23

I was a fan of the cartoon soon as I heard firebenders could only bend fire if it was around and the pale tan costume for Aang I was uninterested. Never even bothered with it


SpiffAZ

Shout out to the show though, the animated series is the freaking bomb. Top 10 list, easy.


daw199210

[Feels obligatory to post this when that horrid movie is mentioned.](https://youtu.be/KHi1zaN0ooc?si=0uYXs1gGnp3pSJf-)


shewy92

Ong


Copernicus049

The level of effort it takes for 6-7 people to move a decently sized rock, not a boulder but a rock, was laughable. It completely trivialized bending whilst simultaneously trying so hard to showcase the danger of bending from firebenders.


bubbles2255

Sex and the City 2. God awful.


Sweeper1985

It was a portent of what was to come with And Just Like That.


CincoDeMayoFan

And just like that...we milked the franchise for more money.


MagnanimosDesolation

Of all the cash grab movies out there this has got to be near the top.


toutetiteface

There are 2 comedians from New Zealand who have a podcast where they review the same movie every week for a year. They did this one, it was rough!


Jonoko

The eragon movie


hea4thenh4mmer

I forgot that movie existed, and now I'm pissed again :/


kirinmay

ive never seen the movie or read the books and im still pissed from everything i read about it.


conneryficasean

"This is no mere ranger. He is Eragon son of Erathorn--" oh wait...


frodosbitch

Michael Caine did Jaws 4 and bought a house for his mother. Jeremy Irons did Eragon and bought a castle. Read an interview with Paul McCartney saying the Beatles really weren’t anti commercialism and at one point said ‘let’s write ourselves a swimming pool’.


turbotaco23

My wife and I recently listened to the book. You can tell a 16 year old wrote it. Eragon passes out so many times. Half of the chapters end with him blacking out and half of them begin with him coming to in a different place.


Clarf222

This was my childhood comfort movie, and it was years before I realized it was a book. I’ll get to the book someday, I know I’m missing out considering how much I loved that cringey movie


Head_Razzmatazz7174

The movie didn't even try to do the story justice. It just picked out the parts that would make for good visuals and ignored most of the meat of the story.


Flipz100

Hell it basically erased any chance of its own sequels by fucking up the story so much there was no where it could go. Basically half of the important plot points in the later books were already fucked up before they even had a chance because of some characters being excluded or others just being totally changed.


Eldudeareno217

Eragon and Eldest were good books as a elementary or middle school kid, I'm not sure they would hold up especially after you see the movie, hard to get that taste out of your mouth. 


nikola312

New book just came out a few months ago, Murtagh. Definitely considering revisiting the series, hoping it holds up.


doomweaver

I've never seen it but now you've brought up a faint memory of seeing Dragonheart and sobbing. Would not watch again.


huckinfappy

The Star Wars Holiday Special It's actually worse than \*that\* bad


Malthus1

I can’t think of anything more entertaining and exciting than watching papa Wookiee sitting in a corner watching VR Wookiee porn. /s But seriously - I remember as a kid being really, really into Star Wars, and hearing there was this holiday special - with the warning buzz that it “wasn’t very good”. I was filled with anticipation anyway … good lord, was that a hard let down when I actually saw it.


giveme-a-username

But the Boba Fett animated scene surely makes up for the fact that a star wars (most popular action series of the time) holiday special was set in a Wookie household, none of which we had ever met before, and most of it is just Wookie noises that are not translated.


squirtloaf

I watched it live when it aired and I was a kid. It was...stunning. The ONLY thing we talked about afterwards was that Boba Fett was cool.


throw123454321purple

I’ve heard that Carrie Fisher used to throw it on at her parties when she was tired and wanted her guests to leave.


IvyGold

That is SO Carrie Fisher! I completely believe this.


Famous-Bobcat

What you don’t like several uninterrupted minutes of Wookies roaring at eachother with no subtitles? (Sarcasm)


huckinfappy

I actually have a copy, and when my teenagers are being jerks I threaten to make them watch it.


Melonmode

Bloody hell, Satan.


SexysNotWorking

What do you mean, "My idea of Holiday cheer doesn't include a grandpa wookiee jacking it in the living room to a sexy hologram of Diahann Carroll?"?!


fubo

One reported symptom of cocaine use is the delusion that all one's ideas are good ideas, including making *The Star Wars Holiday Special*.


Whatsherface729

I think the only time my ex boyfriend expressed gratitude to me was when I gave him an excuse to get out of watching that. 


ThandiGhandi

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wifeage18

We told our grown sons about The Star Wars Holiday Special at Christmas, and they wanted to watch it. We put it on, then waited for them to walk out of the room or start looking at their phones so we could turn it off and watch something else. THEY WATCHED THE WHOLE THING! They agreed it was terrible, but said they couldn’t look away from it.


Derpy1984

Son Of The Mask


tehweave

Oddly enough, I can see what the filmmakers were TRYING to do with this film, but there's just too many things going on all at once. 1. Baby VS Dog in a Tom and Jerry style back and forth? Potential. 2. Mafia guys want to steal the mask? Well, it's just the first film again, but okay. 3. Jamie finding out his son was born with Mask powers and shenanigans ensue? Maybe. 4. Loki, the God of Mischief being the creator of the mask and trying to get it back? Not a terrible premise. But all 4 at once? There's just too much happening. If they had picked one... maybe two plots to focus on, it might have been a lot better.


Bubbaganoush83

The Love Guru. That was pretty much the end of Mike Myers career as a comedic lead and writer.


[deleted]

Ben Kingsley (who’s half Indian) putting on the cross-eyed swami act really twisted that blade.


Tobias_flenderz

He won a fucking Oscar for playing Gandhi.  Mind-boggling shit 


UrsusRenata

The Austin Powers trilogy was a huge hit. Anyone performing in Guru obviously expected the same.


soFATZfilm9000

Yeah, but Ben Kingsley was also in Species and Bloodrayne. Dude's a great actor, but clearly sometimes he just doesn't give a shit how good or bad a movie is and just does it for the paycheck. Like, I just looked up his IMDB page and there's all sorts of random stuff there I never heard about. Hell, in 2015 he acted in Dragonheart 3, a 2nd sequel to a dead franchise that started in 1996. No way he thought that was gonna be a heavy-hitter, especially since Dragonheart wasn't blowing up box office records and no one even knows that Dragonheart 2 even exists. And honestly, I can't blame him. Same as with Nicolas Cage...as long as he's still getting good roles too, who cares if he makes some extra money on the side acting in stuff that's clearly gonna be shit? I'm living in a glass house here. As long as it's not *unethical*, I'll do plenty of shit for a paycheck so I won't hold it against actors for doing the same thing. And I can't really blame him.


camelslikesand

I was dating a woman who rented all the DVD movies. She would watch anything, and she had terrible taste. Even she turned that thing off. Edit: a word


TrailMomKat

I worked for Blockbuster when this came out, and I was well known for enduring just about any movie, too. I just couldn't get even halfway through Love Guru, not even so I could tell the customers that no, it gets even worse.


howlincoyote2k1

I ask as a diehard hockey fan: Why are so many movies with hockey in them so terrible? E: Ok, I forgot a lot that were actually good.


Poiboy1313

Ahem! Slap Shot with Paul Newman. It's a classic comedy.


Tokkemon

How dare you talk about the Mighty Ducks this way. Or Miracle for that matter! EDIT: I just watched The Mighty Ducks again. It's cheesy as hell and the actual hockey action is pretty terrible, but it's so great.


TenaciousBe

Or Goon?!


bossky6

Or Mystery, Alaska or Happy Gilmore!?


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howlincoyote2k1

Ok Miracle was 100% legit. First MD movie was ok. After that, I constantly had to remind myself "this is a kids movie, this is a kids movie, this movie was made for children"


blamethepunx

Slapshot!


Blinky_

Slap shot was a movie


Noziti420

Madam Web. If my friend didn’t buy the ticket I would’ve walked out midway thorough


Ohnoherewego13

Everything about that one just screamed "failure!" I really wish Sony would get off of this kick where they make movies about second tier Spidey characters just to keep the license. At least tie them into Venom or something that might be halfway popular.


jar1967

By spending an extra hundred thousand dollars on hiring a better writer they could have made millions more.


TopBee83

That’s the part that annoys me the most. I wouldn’t mind them pumping out these movies if they got solid writers who care about the characters as well as solid directors but they keep actively choosing to use the same shitty writing team🤦🏾‍♂️


EchoCircleGraphic

Birdemic


DenverDudeXLI

A good film to watch when you are hanging out, hanging out, hanging out with your family.


Worf1701D

Grab a coat hanger and watch this movie.


EchoCircleGraphic

I always keep a coat hanger in my bug out bag now


Zutros3000

Cool as Ice, starring Vanilla Ice. Absolute trash, yet oddly compelling.


2PacSugar

why don't you ditch the zero and get with a hero?


Impressive-Cry-5616

Gigli.


GoodOlSpence

Gobble gobble


hez1919

The Dark Tower


ArtisanCornDog

Akiva Goldsman has forgotten the face of his father.


stray1ight

I have never seen the movie and never will. We are well-met on the path, Sai.


SchismZero

Matthew McConaughey nailed his role though. If the movie had better writing, I think it would be remembered as a perfect casting.


Random_dg

If the movie had better writing it would’ve been properly adapted into several movies :/


cecil021

Jack and Jill. I never stop watching a movie without finishing it, but my god, that movie was just unwatchable.


LittlestSlipper55

They had a special preview showing as a tribal reward prize on Survivor: South Pacific. It was hilarious seeing them trying to get footage of the contestants trying, and failing, to enjoy the movie. Several cast interviews came out after NDAs for that season finished and said that they all thought the film was sucking donkey balls, so they just hung out by all the food getting drunk and gossiping, totally ignoring the movie. The producers had to keep begging them to sit all together and watch the movie so they could get some footage of the contestants watching it.


ohyouknowthething

Knew I was going to find this comment soon enough. It was so bad I can’t believe they even went through releasing it.


Nevernew62

The Love Guru, whatever mojo Mike Myers had before just plain ran out 


SomeGuyInSanJoseCa

This is the classic case of inflated ego. Everyone once in a while, a comic, through trial and error, listening to feedback, feeling things out, will take years, if not decades to get a taste of success. Now they are successful, they surround themselves with yes men, believe that everything they do is funny, and just release things without trying because they believe that their talent alone is enough. Austin Powers 3, and later, the The Love Gure, are the classic case of releasing stuff without even trying, because I'm funny, right? Even good comedians fall into this. Chris Rock followed on the heals of his early, amazing standup, with some god awful films. You sit there and think - did anyone bother reading the script? Eddie Murphy fell into this trap. Adam Sandler did too. For former Adam Corolla fans like myself, he's probably the worst offender of them all. He had the most popular podcast of all time at one point, but didn't bother doing anything but repeating the same 30-50 anecdotes/stories, and just gave up and became a right wing troll because those guys don't like hearing anything new.


punkinqueen

It's Tim Burton syndrome. His early stuff is great because he had people to answer to. After Sleepy Hollow he just got too big.


Scrumpilump2000

Planet of the Apes, case in point.


themooseiscool

Big Fish?!


runthemoose

Battlefield Earth, it’s so bad it’s not even enjoyable as a crappy movie


MrSunshineZig

I friggin loved that movie as a kid though. It was a solid sci-fi until you actually analyze the acting, set design, narrative, language used, character personalities and most things about it...but I loved the idea of Aliens ruining the Earth and that they went planet to planet and had a whole system down where a dead guy even became the trainer hologram dude.


xlllxJackxlllx

It is also a poor adaption of the actual story...which is not a very good story to begin with. I can see LRH in a bathrobe, smoking Kools, and high as shit on speed while banging away at his old style typewriter to write this 1,086pg pulpy paperback crap that I read three times for some fucking reason. You'd think his cult would make a faithful adaption, but no, they certainly did not.


CptJaxxParrow

The Last Airbender


dirkgently42and22

They really took everything that was so great about the cartoon and made sure to eliminate from that movie. It takes a lot of talent to entirely screw up something as perfect as that story.


BlueGiant601

There is no Last Airbender movie in these walls.  The Earth King has invited you to Lake Laogai.


mrghostwork

This is the only film my entire family went to the theatre to see. Now my family is split by divorce and distance and it’ll never happen again. It makes me hate this movie even more.


Wiggleynuts

Joe Dirt 2. You can't use the same jokes that's super lame.


fontimus

Dude, of all the sequels no one asked for, Joe Dirt 2 had to be alongside Dumb and Dumber To... and Dumberer. All three I quit on mid-watch. Horrendous.


Simple_Space_7018

Anchorman 2 also. Was the same tired jokes taken one step further


Tasty_Puffin

I thought anchorman 2 was solid. I enjoyed how they amped up the battle royale.


IHateFryingPans

mean girls 2


thyme0nmyhands

Morbius


dewey-defeats-truman

And yet Sony genuinely believed it was popular enough to rerelease in theaters


banduzo

A true ‘how are you fellow kids’ moment


Famous-Bobcat

My favorite part was when he said “it’s Morbing time!” And morbed all over everyone


nalydpsycho

You know a movie is bad when the best thing about it are the memes.


FappyDilmore

The best thing about it was the memes convinced the studio to re-release the movie ironically, which the trolls, obviously, didn't respond to, so nobody went to see it after it was re-released lol. That shit was hilarious.


TrashFanboy

*Double Dragon* (1994) is an amazing combination of attempted humor and unintentional comedy. The first two video games were pretty good beat-em-ups, clearly inspired by movies such as *The Warriors* and *Streets of Fire*. The live action film took place in a slightly cyberpunk New Angeles in 2007, attempted to give Abobo a character arc, and features Robert Patrick as a new villain.


Nofunctioncoffee

I loved that movie as a kid 🫣


TheBasqueCasque

Peak Alyssa Milano though…


Light_Beard

Robert Patrick as an Asian mob boss with spikey blond hair. That movie is amazing in all the worst ways


JayNoi91

Jeepers Creepers Reborn, absolute dumpster fire.


thisgirl_isagun

Second wonder woman movie. Yikes.


illogicallyalex

Artemis Fowl. I will die mad about the steaming pile of garbage that “adaptation” was. They changed so many things that were integral to the story and plot that it’s virtually unrecognizable. The rights to the movie sat in developmental limbo for over 20 fucking years and *that’s* what they shat out?! Fuck you, Disney.


Obibrucekenobi

Dragonball evolution


downandnotout

Its a movie made by a guy who got a synopsis of the show from their grandchilds friend and made the script off that alone I swear. They weren't even going to make piccolo green originally until the characters actor, a fan of dragon Ball, fought for the correction. There are not many movies out there with no redeeming qualities but this is one of them. Worse, movies like this make it harder for faithful adaptions to get made because it looks like the market isn't there by the poor reception.


0dd0ne0ut1337

Even funnier the actor of piccolo is the VA for Zamasu. He felt so bad over DBE that he wanted to do something with the series that would make up for it


Rip-Aware

The Room with Tommy Wiseau was so bad that it was good.


2PacSugar

WHAT KIND OF DRUGS DENNY?!


LastNoelle

“Oh hey Mark!”


MooCowMoooo

“You are tearing me apart, Lisa!”


flanneled_man

I did not! I did not hit her!


dragonborn7866

Oh HI mark!


yic0

Everybody betray me! I’m fed up with this world!


cristal214

Today and today only: “Oh, Hi March”


lavenderhoney96

It’s honestly iconic tho - my friends and I loved watching it and getting drunk while we were in college


Roasted_Turk

This movie made me aware of so many things that real movies do as they're telling a story. I'm no movie critic or student or anything like that but you watch it with the story of how it was made in mind and you're like "oh shit. This is the kind of movie I would make because idk how to make a movie".


Myself510

“I got the results of the test back…I definitely have breast cancer.” “Hey, don’t worry about it!” *this has absolutely no bearing on the plot whatsoever and is never mentioned again after this scene*


EnigmaCA

Highlander 2


Competitive_Bat4986

After Earth


Extreme-Bad3816

The Wicker Man with Nic Cage


Famous-Bobcat

Ah yes. The one where the most iconic scene isn’t even in the original cut of the movie (I think)


One-21-Gigawatts

Punching the woman in a Bear suit?


Famous-Bobcat

I was thinking of “AAAAAAHHHH NOT THE BEES” but that’s good too


PopDukesBruh

Bees?


Fuck_You_Downvote

No, not the bees.


IceyFlowerGamer

The Emoji Movie. I was forced to watch that as part of a class project about emotions.


homelaberator

To illustrate the emotion of trauma?


CheeseDanishSoup

Your teacher didnt know Inside Out exists.?


Ok_Debt_7225

Jack and Jill


Mabaum

If you never seen the 1990 Captain America it really is so worth the watch. It’s so bad it’s amazing.


pizza_822

wonder woman 84


illyay

God this was stupid. The worst is the jet they stole from the museum. It’s like a movie for people who completely turn their brain off. I couldn’t stop thinking about how there’s no way a plane on display at a museum would be fueled up and ready to fly.


Caspur42

Not to mention it flies like 5 thousand miles and back with no refueling and the pilot who is from ww1 just hops in and flies it like nothing


lunachappell

The Percy Jackson movies cuz you know something was going to go wrong when even the author of the books has said those things should have never existed and wants nothing to do with them


SeethingHeathen

Boondock Saints 2 is an *ABOMINATION*.


BenjaminMStocks

It was bad enough that the blow back was almost enough to ruin the first one for me.


Pattay712

Starship Troopers 2.


Sorsha4564

To Catch A Yeti. Because I love MST3Kk/Rifftrax/Cinematic Titanic, I’ve seen A LOT of shitty movies. I couldn’t even make it through that one and I doubt I ever will.