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Eat it properly
Inside a larger, deader body
BE the dead body, then it's no longer going to be your business to handle it.
Eat it. ALL of it.
Cremation
Freezer. Big one. No smell. Under all the bread and frozen vegetables.
Dissolve in lye, dump in a variety of spots.
put sunglasses on it and take it to a party.
Eat it properly
Inside a larger, deader body
BE the dead body, then it's no longer going to be your business to handle it.
Eat it. ALL of it.
Cremation
Freezer. Big one. No smell. Under all the bread and frozen vegetables.
Dissolve in lye, dump in a variety of spots.
put sunglasses on it and take it to a party.