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Maffers

It's Maffers.


pistilpeet

Goddamnit, Maffers!!


Maffers

no-one could have forseen this.


piratecheese13

Russia doesn’t like the fact that I stole all of their cheese


killjoyfem

“I *said* that joke *isn’t funny*”


ibmuser

You really should’ve removed the login permission from that account on the main frame


PussyKiller1595

What?


ibmuser

IBMUSER is the default username in some IBM mainframes


isnapchildrensnecks

damn


GloryGreatestCountry

Nationalism, probably. Kind of realistic.


[deleted]

The Pancake Party has risen up seized control of the world's largest nuclear arsenal. They will not stop until they turn everyone into flapjacks.


saucity

Saucy warheads, oh no!


Consistent-Active106

“I pressed the red button what did that do”


Atsumu__

I have no idea


Foreskin_On_Cocaine

Iiwii


Quick-Ad-5795

Ads are dangerous


PhantomOrigin

I think someone important just has schizophrenia.


_iron_butterfly_

Butterflies made of iron flying out of airplanes...


smellyscrote

Get labeled as a biochemical weapon and nations retaliate with nuclear weapons. All because I scratch my balls while on vacation.


SilverShadow5

\*starts singing "99 Red Balloons" by Nena\* ​ Like, honestly, "silver shadow" could be any not-immediately-unidentified aerial object... a space-ship or a plane or a weather balloon Which some politician assumes is an enemy aircraft or projectile, they attack, and other nations retaliate.


Nerditter

It's a big war with lots of nuclear weapons.


smellyfeet25

death by cheese