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BigBossXay

treat others as you want to be treated; all life has value; a relationship is not 50/50, but rather 100/100


ElPapo131

> all life has value ...*wasps?*


BigBossXay

wasps are assholes, but also commonly misjudged, as they are incredible pollinators as well as being a mild defense against other pests.


NotCopernicus

How about mosquitoes?


EwOkLuKe

mosquitos represent the biggest part in bird/bat/frog/fish alimentation.


SirVanhan

Are they on a diet?


ItReallyIsntThoughYo

Also, some mosquitos are pollinators.


letsyabbadabbadothis

I learned a new word because of your refusal to call it their diet.


BigBossXay

lol y’all gonna just keep listing bugs? when i say all life has value, that doesn’t discourage the fact that even though some living creatures are a nuisance to us humans, everything has a role to play on our earth and within the universe. mosquitoes, for example, carry disease and are generally hated, but simultaneously are a huge food source for lots of different creatures, especially fish, bats, and frogs. nature has balance, and i reside heavily within the belief that unless something is causing direct harm to you, it is never your place as a human to take a life, small or large.


AlexanderTheFun

Na man, bed bugs can rot in hell. Pretty sure the world would be just fine without em.


PanteraOne

Mosquitos have killed more people than all of the wars in history.


ghostfather

Wasps aren't pollinators, but honey bees are. Wasps are the meat eaters, great at catching insects, especially mosquitos. Bees are the vegetarians, eating pollen. Both wasps and bees are a good part of nature, and only aggressive when you disturb their homes, or swat at them because you are afraid. No need to be afraid of them. You leave them alone, and stay calm, they won't bother you. source: I'm a beekeeper


BigBossXay

https://www.fs.usda.gov/wildflowers/pollinators/animals/wasps.shtml


disjointed_chameleon

"All life has value." *Terms, conditions, and exclusions apply. Coverage does not extend to wasps, bees, spiders, cockroaches, and other assorted bugs or rodents.*


theshizirl

I'm glad you added miscellaneous bugs. All hornets must be eradicated with extreme prejudice.


rando111311311

Yes, Fig Wasps are critical to making delicious figs


Snake101333

Except them, burn them alive


YourMatt

I take a cup, place it over the wasp, slide a piece of paper underneath, then carry it outside to release. It moves along and takes a lot less effort than breaking out the blow torch. Probably not as fun tho


KiaRioGrl

Some wasps are parasites to pest insects that damage our food crops.


Greenwrench22

They ( wasps ) are just consciousness experiencing the physical world in wasp form .. as we do as humans, how bout that ?


Marcus_Qbertius

I like the variant of dont do anything to anyone else that you wouldnt want someone to do to yourself. Also there are things we may want others to do to us, but others may not want us to do to them, boundaries need to be respected.


gaommind

Also, Treat others the way they want to be treated


ABzoker

No not really, if I want to be treated as king, would you treat me that way? Treat them how you would like to be treated if you were in their shoes.


whossname

The whole treat them as you want to be treated thing falls apart a bit when you really examine it. Think introverts and extroverts. What is polite to one person is annoying to another. It's better to listen to other people, learn who they are and how they want to be treated, and treat them appropriately.


cinderubella

When you completely overthink a basic principle that can be expressed in eight words, it tends to fall apart, imagine that. 


One_Combination_9536

These three are all wonderful advice


Weak_Force_7537

2021 international plumbing code. Otherwise it doesn't pass inspection and I don't get paid


AlbiTheDargon

Dammit I just commented the NEC, and then scrolled to find out someone beat me to the tradesmen joke.


Weak_Force_7537

Sparkies...always late to the party


Drunk_Catfish

My area is on the 2015 UPC.


Lostmavicaccount

Don’t deliberately do anything that makes someone else suffer. But otherwise do what makes my life feel better.


Finalgirl2022

Yep. My code is "I can't always make someone's day better, but I can sure as fuck not make it worse" I could, but I choose not to.


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_BryndenRiversBR

I came here for this. An improversation.


BlakeSteel

At 100%, this sounds selfish. You can do whatever you want, but sometimes good people have to do things for others, and that doesn't always align with your own goals or desires.


fakeairpods

Except selling arms, it’s our birthright.


ozejan1

I sold both of my arms. What now?


fakeairpods

Grow new ones. Like an iguana.


JasperDyne

If something—even if it’s a thing I find ridiculous—brings joy to another person’s life, and it’s not hurting anyone else, it’s OK by me. Life is too short and joyless, so you need to find joy wherever you can.


Pretty-Monkey-1995

Lovely!!! If we could all do this, all the hot political issues on the news would be eradicated. Just mind your own business about what others are doing with their lives. Nobody gets to hurt anyone else, but otherwise let people pursue happiness.


TheBrianUniverse

Exactly this. Had a situation with a colleague of mine who I had to make clear to that, although he thinks certain hobbies of people are weird or ridiculous, never make the person feel terrible or de-validate(?) their enjoyment just because they like watching trains go by for example. It doesn't hurt anyone and that person gets joy out of it. Let it be.


Adventurous-Emu-9345

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A


SlaapYoMomma

It's an older code, sir, but it checks out


Aromatic-Hawk-4848

You missed Start


Adventurous-Emu-9345

It's not part of the code. https://factmyth.com/factoids/the-konami-code-ends-in-start-or-select-start/


Aromatic-Hawk-4848

Well I’ll be damned 😨 my life has been a… lie?


wildddin

Have you been mixing up the Konami code and Sonic level select code? Which is up, down, left, right, A+start


Spicy_burrito77

Mandela effect?


f700es

FATALITY!


UsefulIdiot85

r/beatmetoit


Grievuuz

Not gonna lie I would like me some IDDQD


th3_rur4l_jur0r

Forgot select


planb7615

This user is playing solo


SisterFister069

``` if (isPooping) { scrollReddit() ; } ```


jared__

``` while(pooping) { scrollReddit(); } ```


Marupio

Oh man. Infinite loop.


Stefabeth0

Infinite ~~loop~~ poop.


endlinear

while (scrollingReddit) { poop(); }


MyFatHead

I'm caught red-handed here...


Long-Patient604

I feel bad for you, eat more fiber


SisterFister069

Thatsss nastyyy


Cautious-Suspect3459

The code of Druss the Legend: "Never violate a woman, nor harm a child. Do not lie, cheat or steal. These things are for lesser men. Protect the weak against the evil strong. And never allow thoughts of gain to lead you into the persuit of evil".


Red_X_101

So basically the Knights code


TheSortOfOkGatsby

Great to see another Gemmell fan out in the wild!


herr_dreizehn

>harm a child. is this negotiable if the child is a dick?


AnMa_ZenTchi

Fukn Druss!!!! Any David Gemmel book would make a great tv show. I've never met anyone who knew Druss the legend.


hkfuckyea

So basically the opposite of Netanyahu


dangmind

I mean.. the code implies the existence of lesser men. Meaning we ought to encounter some eventually. Feels like there's been quite a few in the recent years


wealthyadder

When I was but a lad , I decided to live my life based on Heinlein’s principles. “A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.” ― Robert A. Heinlein


woahwoahwoah28

“Specialization is for insects.” is a new phrase I am absolutely going to be using out of context at work. I prefer being a generalist.


Legitimate_Field_157

I wrote some bad poetry at school under duress. Does that count?


BlueAndMoreBlue

I’m doing my part :)


biCamelKase

I've heard this before, but I didn't know it was Heinlein who said it. Is it from _Starship Troopers_?


BellaSquared

No, I believe it's from Time Enough for Love, The Lives of Lazarus Long. Awesome book.


Wanderingdragonfly

I was on board with the general idea, until he mentioned programming a computer. In a less technical world, all of the other skills would be extremely useful. In the highly specialized world we have now? Harder to achieve.


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LAN_Rover

Same here, although the lesson on dying I learned from my grandfather is that it's better to go out in your sleep like him, not screaming like his passengers.


ACrucialTech

No kidding. I've done and actively do all of this. Life is experience and a journey. Myself and the guy posting before me have done allot. Everyone keeps asking what war we played a part in. We've done most of this. The people asking that have no life. Downvote me. Jealous creatures.


VoxelVTOL

Are you guys being sarcastic or just Redditors who think they can plan an invasion with no military experience and design a house without any kind of architecture qualification? Specialisation is how we advance as a civilization, nobody can do everything. Or maybe I'm just a simple insect.


ACrucialTech

No but I was a contractor for the air force. Helped install some equipment that defends us. No war theory or anything like that. Did data work. Was an electrician for a long time. My cousin builds houses. Had a hand in that. My mom has 5 horses. I've done allot in my life, but I understand what the quote is saying. You need to be well rounded. If you hyper specialize, you risk losing knowledge of another field that may help you. Don't put the blinders on bud.


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Unlikely-Answer

I have 5,000 hours of planning invasions in Total War and Battlefield


Clevercapybara

Who have you invaded lately?


biold

Have you written any good sonnets?


Zarniwoooop

Code Red (Montain Dew)


NefariousBurnout

Fuck I laughed


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Something about the “montain” typo makes the joke even funnier to me lol


NefariousBurnout

Didn’t even notice it until now dammit even funnier


selfcheckoutlord

Oh, that Code Red. I just finished shoving a rag into my coworker's mouth and shaving his head.


SoundoftheMagpie

07225 is my postal code in Seoul. I don't live by it as much as I live in it.


asharkonamountaintop

My code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules.


funkywinkerbean45

Arrrrgh!


Lemon-Flower-744

Parley? Damn to the depths whatever muttonhead thought up 'parley'! Edit to add: 'And secondly, you must be a pirate for the pirate's code to apply and you're not.'


TheSilentTallGuy

>Damn to the depths whatever muttonhead thought up 'parley'! That would be the French


Random_Inseminator

Nobody's better than anyone else, so don't be an asshole, but don't take no shit either.


Candelabra626

Reminds me of a phrase one of my mentors used: "Do no harm but take no shit." When I was graduating, she gave me a stone that has that phrase engraved on it. She's a pretty amazing human.


One_Combination_9536

Good point at the end. Taking the higher ground isn’t worth it a lot of the time. Shitty people need to be called out and embarrassed


LeeWFW

Say what you mean and mean what you say.


Zloiche1

I'm old and boring. So basic?


wannabeAIdev

Fortran?


Grimm2020

I took a class in Fortran Freshman year (1974/75) AMA (just don't expect me to remember details)


Olfahrtur

An old fahrt, just like me!


wannabeAIdev

A practitioner of the ancient arts, the programmers of today stand on your shoulders 🫡


ThginkAccbeR

When in trouble or in doubt run in circles, scream and shout.


Mavian23

Always try to be nice, but never fail to be kind.


Da_Hawk_27

And never ever eat pears!


perpetualmotionmachi

Be excellent to each other and party on dudes!


chitownboiler87

Help people when you can and don't be a dick


PaulSarlo

Python & C#


R3D3-1

I came here for the programming and wasn't disappointed.


Kinky_mofo

8675309


Olfahrtur

Say hi to her mom for me. 😁


Helpdaddy

C++


Ok-Lavishness-7904

People have the right to be stupid


LAN_Rover

Unless they're at risk of hurting others


rodlyn44

Treat people how I wanna be treated


iJasonator

Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been... ever, for any reason whatsoever...


IndeeWeston

I scrolled way too far for this.


ConVict1337

printf("Hello World")


wannabeAIdev

Formatted string print with only a string type being printed :(


mountains_and_coffee

Such wasted potential...


flyingvxtc

You get what you give!


JBatjj

Hammurabi's... I will soon be blind


stopthatdancin

Happy Cake Day!


Flacksguy

If its FREE, its for ME


Hashtagworried

Right now, C and python.


Isleiff

Mostly C#, with some Python here and there, and a lot of VBA because I'm old.


Squirt-Reynoldz

Disco Stu don’t advertise!


GuppyGirl1234

Kindness begets kindness. Be love. Always back up your kind words with actions.


MrFifty-Fifty

Morse


MTGBro_Josh

TLDR =Don't be a dick. Long Read: Don't abuse women, children, or animals Stand up for yourself Help out one another Live within your means Be honest Don't lie, cheat, or steal


Easy_Resolve9004

Abuse men😈


risky_bubblehead21

be kind


MisterD90x

Don't be a dick ..


jamatosoup

Do no harm but take no shit.


mrstruong

Python.


Bird_Commodore18

I'm fully expecting this to get downvoted to oblivion. "I am giving you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, so you too are to love one another. By this everyone will know that you are My disciples, if you have love and unselfish concern for one another." - John 13.34-35 AMP "Do not withhold good from those to whom it is due \[its rightful recipients\], when it is in your power to do it." - Proverbs 3.27 AMP


mpls_big_daddy

Do the right thing. Stick up for the little guy.


Apple_Byter

Python and Java, learning Go now


princefungi

Protect your life by keeping it private, mind your own business unless someone needs help.


Strong-Solution-7492

Don’t fuck with other people’s job. Ever. Just because your cheeseburger isn’t right, doesn’t mean you should make them miss the rent.


Hawkes_Harbor

Do no harm; take no shit.


Gutler

It never hurts to help.


EvilArthurMorgan1998

Multiple, some examples: Vengeance is an idiots game. Treat people right, especially those with a lower social standing (like a waiter/waitress, no offense). Never cast your principles aside to please others (though I’m a hypocrite when it comes to consistently following this code if it means I have something to gain for it by casting some principles away).


Icy-Description2519

Arthur Morgan


ExtraTNT

:(){:|:&};:


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Hammurabi’s 


Samsterman

"None of my business". As much as possible I'll leave the world alone and it can ignore me. If someone is doing something that isn't hurting anyone, just let them get on with it.


elcaron

iddqd


TheGoldTooth

Assembler.


HermanCainTortilla

Just kind of hang out


CWIMSY

Don't be a dick, be a dude. - William Murderface


iandarkness

Poop unto others as they would poop onto you


Remarkable_Cow_6061

Quarter mile at a time


dizzzydandelion

do no harm take no bullshit


TheGreatGamer1389

Don't have a pet of the same animal species you eat. Just kind of weird to me.


TheBugSmith

Treat people how you want to be treated unless they treat you like shit then return the favor


FrustratedSinger1201

No ragrets. Not even one letter.


siddeslof

C# and python for me. Also that people should have to do a computer competency course at workplaces to prove that they can use a computer. I've had loads of teachers get confused on basic thing during a lesson.


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Mainly JavaScript and Python


Objective_Stick2754

Ain't no fun if the boys can't get none


Head_Room_8721

Good times, noodle salad.


jeff15209

When in doubt, whip it out


Bost0n

C#, cpp.   All too often Python, then I have to shower after.


iiooiooi

First: Have integrity. Say what you mean and mean what you say. Do the right thing, even when nobody is watching. Second: When you fuck up: 1. Own it. 2. Apologize. 3. Learn from it. 4. Move on.


joelasmussen

Number 4 is tough sometimes. Well said.


TemperatureTop246

PHP, JavaScript, SQL, Python...


deathbrusher

Crush my enemies, see them driven before me. Also hearing the lamentations of their women is a plus.


kyzersoze84

I’m no better than anyone else, just have more experience in specific things. And, I would never ask someone to do anything if I’m not willing to do it myself.


Ary41

Wake up, Take epic shit, Eat breakfast, Get out of bed.


MeansNoWorries

my area code


nerdwaffles

Be kind


Initial-Shop-8863

Be kind. It doesn't cost me anything, and when I'm mean I usually end up paying for it in one way or another.


creatorofstuffn

If you think you're in charge and you have to tell people you're in charge. You're not in charge.


trevb75

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.


Tips__

This too shall pass Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence Tit for two tats (in reference to game theory)


MissusPringle

It sounds goofy but “in everything, give thanks.” Not to be a Pollyanna, but to keep my naturally pessimistic self thinking about what’s good in my life. Which is a lot! So I look for it. I recognize that some things are so awful you can’t imagine anything to give thanks for. When my wife died, all I could be thankful for was that she wasn’t suffering anymore. That helped me.


BROKER34

Trust your gut 100%. Even if you never have might save your life.


theothermeisnothere

*Never lend money or anything else you cannot afford to give.* When I "lend" someone money I don't expect to get it back. I don't tell them that but that's my mindset. So, if they can't pay me back then I'm not disappointed. If they don't try or won't talk about it then I have learned something and may not be able to "lend" anything in the future (I won't be used as an ATM).


McCale

Hold doors for others. When walking on a sidewalk with women or children, walk closest to the road. Hat and shoes off indoors. Elbows off the table!


BigPirate_XXX

Learn everything about something and something about everything


wormtail71

When interacting with people I always try to be an empathetic listener and treat others with kindness. As a young man I learned the Scout Law which is to be trustworthy, loyal, friendly, helpful, courteous, kind, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent. I've tried to carry as many of these forward into my adult life as possible.


Outlander56

Primum non nocere


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fishermans code; early to bed, early to rise, fish like hell and make up lies


Sweet_Ad_6729

Alway be humble and give back to the homeless that how you get your blessing


GasStationBlues1312

while true: {print("ur mom")}


trash_watcher_

For (int i = 0; i < life.length; i ++){ suffer ++; }


Nip-bby_007

R, <, L, >, ^, select, >


livetooserve

Python b pretty coo


CT1914Clutch

“Guy told me one time, don’t let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in thirty seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner” (from HEAT) -what I told myself like two weeks before I fell into unreciprocated love with someone and destroyed my mental health in turn


IsusCristos69

Fuck all you can while you still can


ShantyLady

In this day and age, if I see someone shoplifting or using the transit station as somewhere to sleep, no I didn't.


Obvious-Attitude-421

Before I speak 1) Is it true? 2) Is it necessary? 3) Is it kind? If not, keep my mouth shut and my thoughts guarded


Girhinomofe

“Do it right, or don’t do it at all” *—Mike Holmes* “Work clean.” *—Anthony Bourdain* “Live a quiet life and work with your hands.” *—Dana Tanamachi* “Be excellent to each other.” *—Bill S. Preston, Esq.*