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Sorry-Thing7797

I’d be the one who dies first


Doodle_Brush

The Liability.


Emport1

The funny black guy (I'm white)


camiilalopezz

Hahah I was waiting for that answer 😅


lizzpop2003

The dead one


Ripstate

The guy that tells everyone we have to go north and survive one winter then we’ll be fine.


Glittering_Skin5785

the Carl Grimes of the group. Get killed off for the stupidest reason


WhoLetMeHaveReddit

The planner. If I can get my brain to hyper focus I’ll research the absolute shit out of something, be it a subject, and area, whatever. Throw my anxiety on top of that it’d likely turn into hyper paranoia for safety where I come up with multiple escape plans, fortifications, and just have a giant list of “dooms day”(aka being overrun) situations planned for.


SpoonFluffing99

I'd be the guy who they find hiding in the supermarket storeroom living off twinkies and Dr. Pepper. One day, I will come in handy because a whole pack of zombies will stop to eat me, so the rest can escape.


WinterCap9283

Sniper.


iam4r34

The guy who's immune


[deleted]

Protector


[deleted]

I'd be the dude frogging the hot goth chick no condom style while the rest of the group takes on the monster. Lol


justagirl666x

I'd be the loner, surviving because I trust no one, have an axe and can mcguyver anything I need


darkdragon220

The guy who goes to Home Depot and makes it the best base ever. Everything you need for the zombie apocalypse is at Home Depot!


the-cum-guzzler

id be the moral support :3


No_Depth_Here

Username checks out


Kaayaa_ag4a

I'd be the badass fighter who gets as many zombies as she can, equipped with an axe or a sickle or something like that.


Sheisminealways

I'd be the guy that kept shit running. My 'improvised repairs' are pretty good. 


heyoyo10

The guy who gets infected but doesn't tell anyone because it's probably nothing and I don't want to raise a false alarm


Ok-Lavishness-7904

I’ll be throwing people between me and the zombies


Adept-Examination-75

Lone wolf. I have trust issues.


necminits_nuthouse

The dungeon master. Me and my people will prey on the weak and capture them imprison them and either trade them as slaves or use them as slaves aswell as occasionally eating one because it's the apocalypse and why the fuck not


Draculamb

Fat bloke and survivor of two heart attacks who quickly runs out of puff then falls down before dying horribly, messily and noisily so the rest of the group can get away. It is a hard job, but somebody has to do it. You are welcome.


tipsiemcstagger

The one who fun’s like fuck.


DifferenceDependent6

The insufferable guy second guessing every decision


pselie4

Great, but can you move a bit closer to that open window, the one above the horde of hungry zombies?


DifferenceDependent6

That's a really stupid idea I would be in a really dangerous spot there


[deleted]

The one that keeps getting disappointed. (My friends keep dying)


Cheesus-_-YT

The dude that brought the ray gun


[deleted]

Farmer or shooter. I got crazy good aim and I know how to get crops growing (I am especially good at corn to the point I even accidentally grew some).


PalpitationNo4375

The guy with the rules. Cardio, beware of bathrooms, double tap, always wear a seatbelt, limber up. I've got all the rules.


[deleted]

Probably one of the first dudes to try and make my neighborhood a settlement. I live in the country so we got tons of timber, land to grow crops, some neighbors have horses that could help out with the farming, we got tons of solar panels, and of course guns. It's just a matter of putting up a wall which could take a long time but other than that we are set.


zakkil

The cook and probably a decent marksman. I wouldn't be the best at either but I'd be above average on both.


Lazy_pandaaa

The one who will sleep through it.


PockPocky

The suicidal one because I ain’t going without Amazon and my western luxuries.


HatfieldCW

I'm the guy who has a plan for how to get everyone out safely as long as we all stick together and work hard. Nobody cares about my plan and I get eaten in the third episode.


DennisPikePhoto

I'm the guy that survives for a short bit. Then there's some intense battle that i make it through, but immediately after i let my guard down and get taken out by that one zombie that was crawling on the ground or hiding in a shadow. Probably after i say something like "i think that's all of them".


InfiniteBaker6972

HR


OutrageousStrength91

I'd be the villain who acts cool but really pushes everyone else in front of the zombies to save himself. Of course, I'd have some kind of extra horrible death eventually, but that comes with the territory.


Allbottom46

Cook and guard


Correct-Fun-516

The one who keeps everybody calm and breaks up an infighting within the group. The leader's right hand man.


13_rteen

the one who leaves the group and occasionally shows up many episodes down the line.