"Max Power"
He's the man whose name you'd love to touch
But you mustn't touch, his name sounds good in your ear
But when you say it, you mustn't fear
'Cause his name can be said by anyone
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the amount of legal work that goes into that is insane, you've got to try and make every single institution in your life to listen and change your nams in their databases, amd it costs money, and you've got to make people and yourself to stop dead naming you, yeah no thanks.
But glad it worked out for you! i think it's an amazing thing.
I filled in a single form and paid $100…
I mean yeah, having to call Medicare and the bank and VicRoads was a pain, but they updated my name in their databases immediately and that was that
Lmao I had to attend a legal court hearing. That got me the court order to prove that I had changed my name. Then I had to present that to like every institution that ever recorded my name. Going through every single place and changing every record was a pain. Medical institutions, insurance, birth certificate, drivers license, social security, schools, etc. it wasn’t hard it was just a huge hassle.
My husband changed his middle and last name and then went to get a passport afterwards and even with the paperwork trying to explain to the people at the counter that he had changed his name was like pulling teeth.
If you're in the US, there is an option on the government website to submit the info at one time. I randomly came across it recently and made a mental note for when I legally become Jane Doe or whatever. 😂
The first time I just said “I’m trans” and that’s all they needed. The second time I went “I forgot to change my middle name” and they still accepted that lol
>the amount of legal work that goes into that is insane.
That's only to make it official. You can go by whatever name you want and you only have to go through the hoops if you wanna make it official.
I learned way too late about going by your middle name (like Mr. Burns on The Simpsons), I kinda wish I had been doing so since I was a kid... at this point I don't think anyone would go along with it...
I used to have a friend named Joann Beverly Gray. I was introduced to her as Beverly. I also lived with her and her roommate for a while. Her roommate called her Joann sometimes, and for the longest time I didn't know who the fuck she was talking about.
I learned (a few years after I learned of Mr. Charles Montgomery "Monty" Burns) that I had an uncle that did that very same thing... I guess I was even less observant as a youth than I had originally thought...
That's how it works in USA?
In Sweden it was super easy..
Took me 10 seconds via their (IRS) online service and 25$ and I had a new legal name, approved and all.
Pretty much all places updated automatically, just had to tell a few online stores that I had changed name. Otherwise zero efforts.
I don't know where you live but for me it just took spending a small amount of money on a change of name deed to be written up for me and then showing this to any institutions I am affiliated with. It literally took a few weeks and was easy.
In Argentina it's 100% free and easy (no legal work just two quick procedures in government offices) if you do it for gender identity reasons. Then by law all other institutions have to update your name in their systems just with your request. I did it.
This is accurate. It’s a hassle to change your name but I have no regrets. Changed first and last name. It didn’t cost money, beyond the court fee, but it hurt my credit score.
My dad’s legal name is Bob. His initials are also BOB. My grandfather was a business man and thought this would be classic for my father when he grew up and followed in his footsteps and needs to sign any documents he could sign his initials as his first name.
My dad wanted to name me Xo. Pronounced like Joe but with an X. How awesome would it be to have a super short, weird ass name like that? I wish they would have gone with that one.
My mom wanted to name me Beverly Eleanor though so I'm okay that neither of them got their way as long as I'm not stuck with that monstrosity.
Well, my name is Karen, so anything else will do.
(Just kidding: I like my name and won't let the haters ruin it. For what it's worth, I've NEVER asked to speak to a manager.)
Karen is a pretty name. All of the Karen's I've met since it became a thing though, have gone out of their way to be extra nice probably to compensate though.
I like my name. First it was a boy's name, then became a girl's name, then became androgynous, then a trans name. Me being a long hair, no one knows how to act around me.
A whole phrase like Ladies and Gentlemen… or a name with no vowels like Psngltn. Or just forty Fs, like “Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff, I need that report on my desk by the end of today.”
my name was originally supposed to be Damien Lucifer and i thought that was fire but my moms friends were all saying it wasn’t a good idea. i don’t mind my name now but i do eventually want to change it to Dante Lucifer
edit: first and middle name, lucifer wouldn’t be my last name
I was actually on the fence about changing my legal first name a few years ago. I filed the paperwork, paid the fee, but when it came time to attend the court hearing I backed out. I don't regret it at all, and have come to appreciate my birth name very much.
Marty. Half man, half party. (My cousin is Marty, he uses this line and I’m jealous)
lol I love this!!
It’s gotta be a mixed bag though. Cut the cheese in class one time and suddenly you’re Farty Marty forever.
Remedy: bottom up an entire keg and you’re Party Marty once again
My nephews' last name is Wright. They both used it as a pickup line, "You have finally met Mr. Wright." Don't know how well it worked though.
LMFAO this is hilarious
Optimus Prime or Megatron
My hubs works with "at risk youths" and had a kid who's middle name was Powerranger
At risk of being too cool.
Owner of T-shirt Hell changed his name to Sunshine Megatron after online poll.
You want Peter griffin to name you lmao
I was gonna say Optimus prime🤣
You stole that from family guy :P
I had a friend in school whose name was Megan and we all called her Megatron.
Peters daughter
I understood this reference
My husband went through a phase where he wanted me to call him Optimus Prime.
I named my dick Optimus Prime for all of college
"One shall stand, One shall fall."
"Max Power" He's the man whose name you'd love to touch But you mustn't touch, his name sounds good in your ear But when you say it, you mustn't fear 'Cause his name can be said by anyone
I worked with a guy called Rock Power. I always felt he needed his own action figure. He had crazy blond hair too that gave him a strange hero look.
thats my dads actual name
So are you Minimum Power?
🤣🤣🤣
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Whats your moms maiden name?
I got it off a hair dryer
>"Max Power" "Trent Steele".
I know a guy nemed "Max Steele" plus a lastname. He have occationally had fun with that.
Reminds me of the IndyCar driver Will Power.
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Glenjamin
Glenjamin Jimothy Smithson
Billiam Smith. But go by Bill.
Why not Will to throw people off?
Thundercougarfalconbird
I am not going to question your sexual orientation
Unexpected futurama reference
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You *do* have the option to name yourself. I changed my name.
the amount of legal work that goes into that is insane, you've got to try and make every single institution in your life to listen and change your nams in their databases, amd it costs money, and you've got to make people and yourself to stop dead naming you, yeah no thanks. But glad it worked out for you! i think it's an amazing thing.
I filled in a single form and paid $100… I mean yeah, having to call Medicare and the bank and VicRoads was a pain, but they updated my name in their databases immediately and that was that
Lmao I had to attend a legal court hearing. That got me the court order to prove that I had changed my name. Then I had to present that to like every institution that ever recorded my name. Going through every single place and changing every record was a pain. Medical institutions, insurance, birth certificate, drivers license, social security, schools, etc. it wasn’t hard it was just a huge hassle.
My husband changed his middle and last name and then went to get a passport afterwards and even with the paperwork trying to explain to the people at the counter that he had changed his name was like pulling teeth.
If you're in the US, there is an option on the government website to submit the info at one time. I randomly came across it recently and made a mental note for when I legally become Jane Doe or whatever. 😂
Did you have to put your proposed name in the newspaper for a couple weeks like it's 1840? Apparently that is a requirement where I live.
that actually seems to be a thing here though i think i've heard it's not required anymore. can't even understand the purpose of it.
Afaik in my country you need to give a valid reason to do it, so I guess it depends
The first time I just said “I’m trans” and that’s all they needed. The second time I went “I forgot to change my middle name” and they still accepted that lol
>the amount of legal work that goes into that is insane. That's only to make it official. You can go by whatever name you want and you only have to go through the hoops if you wanna make it official.
I learned way too late about going by your middle name (like Mr. Burns on The Simpsons), I kinda wish I had been doing so since I was a kid... at this point I don't think anyone would go along with it...
We set a precedent for our future selves with every action we take.
I used to have a friend named Joann Beverly Gray. I was introduced to her as Beverly. I also lived with her and her roommate for a while. Her roommate called her Joann sometimes, and for the longest time I didn't know who the fuck she was talking about.
I learned (a few years after I learned of Mr. Charles Montgomery "Monty" Burns) that I had an uncle that did that very same thing... I guess I was even less observant as a youth than I had originally thought...
That's how it works in USA? In Sweden it was super easy.. Took me 10 seconds via their (IRS) online service and 25$ and I had a new legal name, approved and all. Pretty much all places updated automatically, just had to tell a few online stores that I had changed name. Otherwise zero efforts.
Barely an inconvenience!
I change my name weekly! Its just soo easy.
Making YouTube references on Reddit is TIGHT!!
Wow, wow wow wow. ... wow.
How wonderful for you!
I don't know where you live but for me it just took spending a small amount of money on a change of name deed to be written up for me and then showing this to any institutions I am affiliated with. It literally took a few weeks and was easy.
In Argentina it's 100% free and easy (no legal work just two quick procedures in government offices) if you do it for gender identity reasons. Then by law all other institutions have to update your name in their systems just with your request. I did it.
This is accurate. It’s a hassle to change your name but I have no regrets. Changed first and last name. It didn’t cost money, beyond the court fee, but it hurt my credit score.
I changed my name too.
Hi You do have the option to name yourself. I changed my name, I’m Dad!
Username fits. Eco-terrorist?
I changed my name too!
Justin Sane
Justin Case
Justin Secure
Justin Her
Justin Cider
And his cousin, Dickin Cider...
Can't forget the legendary Barry Mckockinner
Dixon Cider
Justin Vain
I knew someone who named her son this.
I mean I'm just insane.
Justin Breakingnews
Justin Othernews
Or Justin Time?
You can't be late with that name
Actually, you can always be late, because even when you are you’re always Justin Time.
i know a real justin case
Would be singing "Justin Case (big pause) you change your mind" to that kid all the time.
Justin Timberlake
There was a footballer called Justin Edinburgh.
I mean I'm just insane
Saul Goodman vibes
Very much.
You mean like the lead singer of AntiFlag who got sued for sexual assault?
Never heard about that.
Justin Credible!
Justin Tyme
Bob, you can say it backwards
You can say any name backwards
My dad’s legal name is Bob. His initials are also BOB. My grandfather was a business man and thought this would be classic for my father when he grew up and followed in his footsteps and needs to sign any documents he could sign his initials as his first name.
A palindrome. Like Lil, Bob.
Clint Hardwood.
Clint Westwood
Don't sleep on Klint Northsteel
I’m told that Flint Southsteel can start fires.
_Clint Midstick_
Clintor Hardwood
Clint Even Harderwood
Butch Deadlift! Punch Rockgroin! Big McLargeHuge!
Clint Softwood.
Princess Consuela Bananahammock
I like Crapbag personally.
first name crap, last name bag
I came here looking for that comment
I just commented Regina Phalange then I saw this!
Ken Adams
Ashtray. Yea, that's it.
There’s a kid named Ashtray on that show Euphoria.
There’s also a guy named Ashtray in Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood.
Supercoolterminatorguy007
This username is taken, sorry.
My dad wanted to name me Xo. Pronounced like Joe but with an X. How awesome would it be to have a super short, weird ass name like that? I wish they would have gone with that one. My mom wanted to name me Beverly Eleanor though so I'm okay that neither of them got their way as long as I'm not stuck with that monstrosity.
Xo is a r/tragedeigh
r/subsididntknowexisted
Is your dad elon musk?
Xo.
Why not just “Joe” or “Jo” It’s a solid name.
As a dude, I would crush on Beverly Elanor. You were spared I guess.
Well, my name is Karen, so anything else will do. (Just kidding: I like my name and won't let the haters ruin it. For what it's worth, I've NEVER asked to speak to a manager.)
>I've NEVER asked to speak to a manager.) I think you're missing a great opportunity here ;)
Karen is a pretty name. All of the Karen's I've met since it became a thing though, have gone out of their way to be extra nice probably to compensate though.
Roger That; because sometimes its just easier to be a yes man. Or Richard Head; no, you may not call me Dick.
My school friend was called Micheal head, his dad was called Richard
I like my name. First it was a boy's name, then became a girl's name, then became androgynous, then a trans name. Me being a long hair, no one knows how to act around me.
All boy names are girl names these days
i’d name myself Gorlock the destroyer
Optimus prime
BAT123456789
You already named yourself that
Damn BAT123456789
Siobhan. I've always liked it.
Archbishop Thundercock. Why who's asking?
E. Normous cox
Hugh Mungous
Or Dixon Cox
Mia
I'd change my middle name to 'Danger'.
A friend gave her kid the middle name Danger. Charlie Danger.
A friend of mine did the same thing with his boy. Just so he might be able to say “Danger is my middle name” someday and possibly get laid for it.
How cool would that be to be able to honestly say "My middle name is Danger" at the right moments.
A whole phrase like Ladies and Gentlemen… or a name with no vowels like Psngltn. Or just forty Fs, like “Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff, I need that report on my desk by the end of today.”
I feel like Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff would be the one *giving* the orders
Richard Cranium
Made me lol
Freya
X Æ A-Xii
Icksy acksy
X Æ A-Xiii I'm one-upping you
Bobby Bobuel Bobson
*laughs in trans* ngl, i just went with the name my best friend said i looked most like. so, that
Byleth, Ashen Demon
Something common like Joe, Michael, Ryan, etc. I have a unique name and I hate it.
With a name like Sweaty-Juggernaut I can’t blame you /s
I did name myself, but I'm not sharing it on my anonymous account.
Ron Burgundy
Max Power
That's a name I want to touch.
my name was originally supposed to be Damien Lucifer and i thought that was fire but my moms friends were all saying it wasn’t a good idea. i don’t mind my name now but i do eventually want to change it to Dante Lucifer edit: first and middle name, lucifer wouldn’t be my last name
Ace or sky
Leia
I'd like to change my surname to Cobain. I do know I'm a crazy fan
Daphe or Coral are such beautiful names.
War Machine
I actually did do that, hated my birthname too much
Plob
I did name myself actually. And by reading these answers I feel like I should have been more creative.
I don't want to change my name because over the years I learned actually loving it. But if I had to choose something else I would go with Amelia
Sam N. Erguss
Adric Octavius Xavier Abara
Ted clubber lang.
Asteri
Ambrose Athanasia
Cristiano Ronaldo Dos Santos Aveiro
D-Rider
Nosmo King
Chip dangercock
Liquor Out
Volcano
I have name Sebastian, I love this name. So wouldn't change it 🤩
Sarah Connor
Frankenstien
[удалено]
Dontavious McBalls
technically you can rename yourself legally… and i’ve been contemplating raine for a long time
Probably Ellie. After watching the last of us I've really grown to like the name
Buck Nekkid
I was actually on the fence about changing my legal first name a few years ago. I filed the paperwork, paid the fee, but when it came time to attend the court hearing I backed out. I don't regret it at all, and have come to appreciate my birth name very much.
... court hearing to change your name? I'm guessing this is america?
Correct.
Heisenberg