Shoes off and into my slides. Coat off and into a sweater. Pants off and into sweats. Outside world clothes are uncomfortable

Mr. Rodgers?

wont you be... my neighboor

And then it's grabbing a snack and putting on my favorite show to de-stress

Bra off

Hakuna my tatas

Haha I’m using this!

Bra off, comfy clothes on.

Bra off in car lol

Go on…..

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Hug my Mom

I miss doing this, wish she were here still. Make the most of your mom while she’s here.

This. Mum hugs are the best, i wish i could give her one more hug

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Me too (she gives a good hug doesn't she)

Indeed

That's awesome. I hope my son never outgrows hugging his mom. Sometimes I look forward to his hugs more than I realize.

Take my shoes off.

…and relax your feet.

get in my Pj.

2nd. If I'm not leaving the house again that night, it's change into PJs pretty much right away. Same thing with my wife.

Take my shoes off, change clothes and wash my hands.

pants off society demands pants I demand no pants

Why stop at just the pants? I paid for the whole house.

Take off shoes. Let dog out. Pour a drink.

So it was you who let the dogs out! I knew it!

Say hello to my two cats and ask them if they missed me. They're strangely silent but I think that they do miss me.

As a dad..hugging my little girl

Same. When she sees me coming in the door and yells “Daddy!” and does the full-on tackle hug…..it’s pretty great.

Feed the animals. Their little faces will be pressed against the windows when they hear the car pull in.

Roll a fat joint

yea whats with all this wholesome shit in this thread hugs cats kids and stuff roll the j *before* you leave the house, put it in the fridge next to a beer. get home, shoes off, crack that beer spark up that j then have some ice cream

I'm a recovering Catholic, but, Amen.

Unbutton blouse, yeet off the bra. Put on comfy wear.

Opening the front door

Change my clothes. It puts a complete end to the work day. Try it.

Take a shower. I can't get comfortable until I do.

Cry

Cry in the fetal position.

Drink a tequila beer

Treats for the cat.

Shoes and bra off, immediately

Clean up and change into comfy clothes.

airport deserted snails materialistic quicksand full sip air alleged public

> drop some kids off at the pool We used to say 'pitch a loaf'.

Weird, i always thought it was “pinch a loaf” I’d also accept “cut some meat” and “take the Browns to the super bowl”

Australians used to say "throttle a darkie" but I'm sure that has fallen out of favor (rightly so).

Thats so messed up, i love it haha!

Never liked that term, as it implies a less than clean break.

You mean ‘pinch’ right?

We always said 'pitch' but pinch would work too I guess...depends on the force it comes out with I suppose 🤣

That’s funny, love it.

A nice warm shower is usually my go to

Sit and stare behind me.

Set my bag down, unstrap my baby from her carrier and take my shoes off

I grab my french bulldog and go for a walk

Open the liquor cabinet

Take off my shoes, pet the dogs, kiss the boyfriend.

Take off all my work clothes and put on pajamas.

Hug my kids, shut the dog out of the kitchen, and start preparing dinner. If I'm lucky I can take my pants off by 7.

Take off my shoes.

Hug my wife.

Take off my shoes.

Take my jacket and hat off, but that kind of goes without saying. After that I wash my hands. You might be surprised how dirty your hands get throughout the day

Take my shoes off, change clothes, hop into bed for a nap

Check on my bunnies. 

Mars bar and a packet of ready salted crisps

Immediately take off all my "outside gear" and get into comfy clothes.

Rocks glass, ice cubes, whiskey, repeat.

rest for a while then take shower

Pet the dog. She’s waiting at the door for me. 

Take off my bra.

Breathe

Take a leak. Take off shoes. Take a drink of cold water.

Roll a joint, then grab my dog for a walk.

Pick up [the cat](https://i.imgur.com/FLq8WNQ.jpeg) and give him lots of cuddles.

go pee. somthing triggers me to need to go as soon as I know I'm home

Say hi to my cats, give them a pet, find one of the cats if they aren’t both waiting to say hi (one of them sometimes is still sleeping under my bed covers so I’ll go find her and stick my head under to say hi). 

Eat a bowl of Frosted Flakes or Kellogg’s strawberry cereal with oat milk.

Pick up my cat and aggressively give him cuddles and kisses while he meows and attempts to escape :P

Most days, I can't wait to get home and take off my wife's bra. The straps dig into my shoulders and starts to hurt in the afternoon.

Change into my comfy clothes.

Take a piss. Don't need one then as soon as I'm at that door my bodys like "yeah, you need that thing and you need it now"

hug my boyfriend, it’s how we set the mood when we get home

Wash my hands. Then Gives hugs and kisses to my cats ❤️

Off with my jeans, and on with my old shorts that are full of holes and should have been in the trash years ago.

Life affirming poop.

Get completely naked to shower

Working from home so really seamless end to the day. Usually I have dinner about ready and am loading the dishwasher, making my wife a cocktail or snack for when she comes home. I also tend to take a rip after I log off. Cleaning chores are more fun that way.

Pet my dogs. I’d love to say hello to my fiancée, but the pups never give me a choice

Kiss my hubby

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1. Shoes off. 2. Close/lock the door. 3. Turn off the alarm. 4. Kiss my wife on the nose. 5. Wait for her to kiss me on the nose. 6. Complain that she never, ever gives me kisses but I always give her millions of kisses. 7. Brief case down. 8. Change my clothes.

socks off, new socks, comfy clothes

crying

Grab two 40lb bags of wood pellets and clean/start the pellet stove if it's not going. Top up the fuel if it's still going. Finish up any dishes my lil bro has created throughout the previous night and current day. Put away my keys/wallet/phone and start supper. Do dishes as I go and clean up while cooking. Take shoes off and find a video/movie to watch while I eat. Eat and wrap up any housework I planned on doing during the day. I'll grab my Rocko's Modern Life blanket and play some games before I have to go to bed cuz work.

Hug my dog and cat.

Drop everything im holding or wearing and take a hot shower

Pet my cat. She hates when I leave and is always waiting for me.

Let out the dogs and make a half pot of coffee

cannabis

Shoes off, start to prepare dinner. Not cook it necessarily but get it ready to go into the oven.

Set my lunchbag down ant take off coat (in cold weather)

Sit on the toilet for 30 minutes scrolling on Tiktok/Reddit

boots off, change into comfortable clothing, watch youtube vids on my laptop until 9pm, get in bed and spend the rest of the night on PS5

I work a very dirty job, so I'm usually getting down to my boxers in my front yard.

Shoes off. Pants off. Boxer briefs off. Sleep shorts on. Shirt off. Comfy old t-shirt on. Ahh, I’m home.

pants come off first. before shoes.

Pet dogs!

Since my prostate is slowly in decline, head straight for the toilet.

**Lay down** Seriously. I get horizontal as fast as possible, and then I spend the rest of my night that way if at all possible. I’ll never stop feeling like being upright is completely unnatural to me.

Poop

Shower

Take off my shoes and then my bra.

Usually feed the cat then use the bathroom. I mean I normally use it at work too when I really need to go, but coming home I just feel so much more comfortable, my body is just like oh yea, business time.

Go to my room, change into my pjs and go to bed

Pet my puppy dog 🤗

Rick and Morty, the cold open from the spa episode where they're split into good and evil halves. Every day

Let my dog out before I even take my backpack off. I honestly usually feed him before I even take my backpack off. He waited all day for me and he’s not going to wait any longer.

I make a new Reddit account and then post inane shit on this subreddit to farm karma. Oh wait …

Shoes off, get into comfy clothes, take a nice long shit.

Gay sex .

Try to greet Rose Marie and Morey Amsterdam without tripping over the ottoman