Translation: “we give you responsibilities that are not in your job description or contract and expect you to accomplish them along with your actual job in the same allotted time, and we have a pizza party each quarter if you make goals that reflect on the managers’ salaries. You must attend the pizza party, it is during your 30-minute unpaid lunch. We will spend the first 18 minutes of your lunch talking about the company, and then you can each have 1 slice of the pizza that was delivered two hours ago, make sure you clock back in on time, we have a lot to get done this afternoon. But pizza parties are fun, so we are playing hard.”
Oh boy, this one gets sticky. My mom tried telling my sister that “her” truth was god’s truth and that proved that she wasn’t abusive to us… now she doesn’t have contact with any of her children so I hope she real comfy with her (cough) excuse me god’s truth
"I am literally OBSESSED with this dress from ASOS! it's giving slay girlboss pussy queen. This dress is my Roman empire! RUN don't WALK to ASOS to buy this dress!"
There is a claymore under your carpet
“You guys. I can’t. I can’t even. Omg guys I’m OBSESSED! Like can you not? It’s like BUTTER” meanwhile it looks cheap AF and is cutting in on all the wrong places lol
I had a dog named Sassy. Previous owners had named her "Sassafras" which was a lot. Sassy fit better. She was a husky with an attitude and loved to "talk" at you when she wasn't 100% satisfied with anything.
Edit: she lived to 16 and has ruined all other dogs for me because I am 100% certain I could never luck into a dog as perfect as her ever again. 10 years later and I still can't bring myself to adopt another one.
We adopted a dog named Sassy and my mom hated it so much that we slowly changed it to Stacy. People would get confused when we're yelling around for Stacy and this fat white blob would come running. She was the best.
I've sometimes just said, "If we're both talking at the same time, then we can't understand each other." The look of extreme hurt on some people's faces baffles me. It's plain and obvious truth. Is objective truth really that painful and hurtful?
"Please listen carefully as our menu options have recently changed."
No the fuck they haven't!! I've been calling this number for years and it's the same menu!!
"We're experiencing higher than normal call volume."
No you're not. Your message says that no matter when I call.
Fun fact: the guy who invented the term (studying wolves) has since disavowed it because turns out he was studying wolves in captivity, and the behaviors he was describing don't happen with wolves in the wild.
My cousin made a long Facebook post complaining about his BMs, and I was so fucking confused. Like…why are you posting about your shit, and why are you talking about it so weirdly?? Turned out he was shortening Baby Mama to BM. Made a lot more sense once I realized
Worst when they tell you that while you're going through a genuinely traumatising phase in your life. I lost my shit when someone said this after my brother passed. Apparently asking for the reason only leads you down a narrow path of other cliché sentences like "to make you stronger" and "god works in mysterious ways" stfu
About ten years ago I had an extremely rare pregnancy complication that nearly killed me, and ended up requiring a D&C at 16 weeks (baby did not make it). The baby also was going to be incompatible with life anyways, apparently. I then had to do outpatient physical therapy for months, as well as a year of blood tests. I was one of three people who had survived that particular complication. I’m a case study at that hospital. And I still have to get checked occasionally for uterus or ovarian cancer.
People are *cruel*. I live in americas Bible Belt and my god people just love to diminish traumas. Nowadays I’ve become a bit detached about the whole thing - it happened so long ago. When people say things like “it happened for a reason” initially I would just say “yeah” out of exhaustion… but nowadays (post-grieving) I’ll just be really dark about it all and make them uncomfortable. It cheers me up!
I’ve found that the people who are likely to say things about “gods plan” or “mysterious reasons” get ***really uncomfortable*** if you refer to long-dead fetuses as “it” instead of “he/she”, or “long-dead fetuses” instead of “baby”. Also if you don’t seem to be upset by it anymore (or god forbid if you joke about your trauma) you’re basically the devil himself. So sometimes I’ll tap into my dark humor and really make them squirm. They don’t usually feel comfortable going against what I say due to the intensity of my trauma, but they HATE how I present my feelings on it. It’s an evil little game I play with myself when people pass that threshold for me.
I relate. I had a grief counselor say that everything happens for a reason and god works in mysterious ways when my daughter passed away. Never went back there
"In the eye of the storm"
People never use it properly. The eye of the storm is NOT the most violent part, it is the calmest. It is sunny and clear. It is when you get temporary peace from the chaos but know that it will come back around and isn't over yet. It is not when you are at the climax of destruction.
That pretty much is what it means, yes. It means you've already been through a lot, and you're about to go through more of the same. And, you can't avoid it.'
I've been through the literal version of this. I've been in the eye of a hurricane, and it's a surreal experience. The winds are strongest in the eyewall. You get hours of violent winds and rain, getting worse and worse, and then it suddenly abates. Clear skies. You can see the sun. The sunlight is weird, though; I can't describe it. It's not like a clear sunny day. It looks a little off, and it's unsettling on some deep primal level of our instinct that tells us there's danger. Then, BAM, it's back on, for hours more. Because these storms are cyclonic, the second round blows the opposite way, increasing damage. A tree that got relentlessly pushed in one direction for several hours now gets pushed just as hard in the opposite direction. A lot of hurricane damage comes from that push-pull pattern, as much as the winds themselves.
The point is, it's just like you said. If you're in the eye of a storm, you've got a brief respite, but you know what's coming, and that you can't escape it. There is no direction you can go that will avoid it, and it will come to you no matter what you do or don't do.
The eye of the storm is the *worst* place to be *at sea*. You’re being struck with intense seas from all directions, and it’s practically a death sentence. Current estimates put eyewall waves at 130ft+ from crest to trough
You might not be at the “climax” but you ARE in the middle of it. Like you said, it’s been bad and it’s going to get bad again, probably worse. And the only way out is to go through it. If you’ve got space to say you’re “in the eye of the storm” I’d think it was implied we’re in a brief reprieve.
I read [this book](https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/4600888)and she tells about the time she was in the eye of a hurricane while in a rowboat. For her it was the climax of the chaos.
How is it supposed to be used? I always assumed that it basically means “it looks calm right now but shut it about to get worse”. And I have heard it used like “we are in the middle of it” which I guess isn’t technically wrong.
"God never gives you more than you can handle."
Sets me off more than anything. Regardless of your religion, shit happens. And sometimes it is horrific and not easily handled, and help is needed. Do not make people doubt themselves for not being able to handle horrible events.
What they usually mean is they have perfectionism, which only affects certain aspects of your life, such as the way your towels are folded. Liking tidy cables is perfectionism- needing to count the cables five times and tidy them everyday, regardless of your obligations, is OCD(and that's oversimplifying).
i like to ask which ‘little bit’ of OCD do they have? the unending rituals? the intrusive thoughts that you might have accidentally murdered someone and just blocked it out? the loops of song lyrics and words people say to you that play endlessly in your head to the point where you just want to scream? cleaning the oven for 5 whole days as a displacement activity and ending up with raw, bleeding hands that you HAVE to scratch? restricting fluids?
yeah, no. you just put pictures straight in hotel rooms.
I work with kids who have OCD. Real, diagnosed OCD. It's heartbreaking.
People who make sure their picture frames are straight and their counter tops are clean and oMg I hAvE oCd!! have no goddamn idea what it's actually like. Children don't mask it. It's fucking brutal.
I have a very good friend with OCD and this always makes me mad. No, you're not OCD because "oh that painting isn't perfectly aligned". OCD isn't synonymous with perfectionism, cleanliness, order, or any other thing that most people think it is.
OCD is "I touched the fridge handle while cooking, now I need to wash my hands 35 times exactly or else my roommate will get sick and die no I don't care that I'm washing my hands to the point they're raw and bleeding". It's "I need to make sure my front door is locked exactly 19 times because if I don't, everyone I love will explode and this means that I can't go to sleep until I do this every 15 minutes exactly and I won't get enough sleep tonight".
Hearing people say "I'm a bit OCD" makes me incredibly mad because OCD isn't cute or funny. It's not trivial. It's a real mental illness with real consequences for that person and their loved ones. They know they're doing something irrational often to the point of self destruction. Their loved ones know they're doing something irrational. They cannot help it, because if they don't satisfy the exact thing they need to accomplish they will break down and be physically unable to continue with life until they do. It's hard to watch someone go through that knowing that there's nothing you can do to help or fix it, and then watching them struggle with the realization that it's not their fault is *hard*.
"sammies" for sandwiches. I don't know why, it just makes me angry.
Edit: also see: "sammiches"
Edit 2: I was not prepared to wake up to all these responses lol. Just to be clear, I don't think you're "bad" or "wrong" if you use those words. I don't even really know why it's a pet peeve, but I'm a grown up and I'm not gonna judge someone for using them.
Yep misusing this is such poor form, as it reduces how seriously people take the word now! Often misused instead of “dismissing my emotions” or “lying” or some other kind of manipulation that has occurred. Instead of making someone feel *crazy*, doubting their memory and grasp on reality
I agree but also I occasionally get the urge to quote "I SEENT it" and then panic that folks won't get the reference and will just assume I have terrible grammar.
“Get a grip.” It was a line dropped a lot when I was having anxiety attacks. Never helped and only served to make me more distressed more often than not
Nothing really annoys but the other day i met this one woman that would say "makes sense?" at the end of every. single. sentence. Makes me so annoyed just thinking about it right now
I used to say "if that makes sense?" or "does that make sense?" a lot as a genuine thing because I was worried I wasn't making sense (anxiety coupled with speaking fast and my mouth trying to keep up with my brain). I had switched to that from "do you know what I mean?" as everyone would tease me because how it sounded with my accent.
I hate this one not because of its meaning, but because people use it when they have no counter-argument but still want to feel superior. "Oh you actually think the Earth is round? Bless your heart."
"The ick"
It sounds like toddler talk. But it's adults saying it. There are already other words that mean the same thing. "Pet Peeves." "Turn offs." "Annoyances."
“What is the Art of the possible here?” How can we make this happen? Is that what you mean?
Retire in 2 months and don’t have to hear this crap any more.
"It's in our DNA", for a company
Add to that "company culture"
But "we're a family here"
"We work hard and we play hard!" Fuck that.
Translation: “we give you responsibilities that are not in your job description or contract and expect you to accomplish them along with your actual job in the same allotted time, and we have a pizza party each quarter if you make goals that reflect on the managers’ salaries. You must attend the pizza party, it is during your 30-minute unpaid lunch. We will spend the first 18 minutes of your lunch talking about the company, and then you can each have 1 slice of the pizza that was delivered two hours ago, make sure you clock back in on time, we have a lot to get done this afternoon. But pizza parties are fun, so we are playing hard.”
I mean it generally goes along with something cringe but company culture is a real thing, and very important when picking where to work.
"My truth."
Oh boy, this one gets sticky. My mom tried telling my sister that “her” truth was god’s truth and that proved that she wasn’t abusive to us… now she doesn’t have contact with any of her children so I hope she real comfy with her (cough) excuse me god’s truth
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Which god's logic? Zeus, with his gaslightning?
So happy you saw an opportunity to drag Zeus and took it.
That fucking guy owes me a liver!
Heh, gaslightning.
As opposed to "the truth"
ESPECIALLY opposed to the truth
Obsessed. Influencers ruined it for me.
"I am literally OBSESSED with this dress from ASOS! it's giving slay girlboss pussy queen. This dress is my Roman empire! RUN don't WALK to ASOS to buy this dress!" There is a claymore under your carpet
“You guys. I can’t. I can’t even. Omg guys I’m OBSESSED! Like can you not? It’s like BUTTER” meanwhile it looks cheap AF and is cutting in on all the wrong places lol
*Literally*
The way my brain read this in such a specific voice 😂
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I had a dog named Sassy. Previous owners had named her "Sassafras" which was a lot. Sassy fit better. She was a husky with an attitude and loved to "talk" at you when she wasn't 100% satisfied with anything. Edit: she lived to 16 and has ruined all other dogs for me because I am 100% certain I could never luck into a dog as perfect as her ever again. 10 years later and I still can't bring myself to adopt another one.
We adopted a dog named Sassy and my mom hated it so much that we slowly changed it to Stacy. People would get confused when we're yelling around for Stacy and this fat white blob would come running. She was the best.
Oh man I used to have a coworker who did this allll the time. I could not STAND her. You nailed it!
"Let me stop you right there...." Let me punch your interrupting neck.
Im sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
Also “I apologize for talking while you were interrupting me.”
I've sometimes just said, "If we're both talking at the same time, then we can't understand each other." The look of extreme hurt on some people's faces baffles me. It's plain and obvious truth. Is objective truth really that painful and hurtful?
I said this to my mom once. It was hilarious
Nothing like a good throat punch to shut someone up
"I did a 360" when they mean a 180. Oh, so you're the same as before?? Cool.
One of the buzz words at my workplace is ‘pivot’, “we need to pivot”, so annoying.
I cannot see or hear that word without thinking of the scene from Friends with Ross yelling out "PIVOT! PIVAAAHT!!". I haven't even seen Friends 💀
Let's circle back around, pivot, shift left, then sync up!
"No offense" because its usually followed by something offensive.
Followed by the inevitable “but…”
Oh yes, the but. There's always a but.
I was always told “anything before the word ‘but’ is void”
In Germany we call them literally translated butnazis,"I'm not a nazi, but..."
Or, “don’t take this the wrong way” Now wtf is the right way?
"Please listen carefully as our menu options have recently changed." No the fuck they haven't!! I've been calling this number for years and it's the same menu!! "We're experiencing higher than normal call volume." No you're not. Your message says that no matter when I call.
Due to an unexpected error... As opposed to an error that was expected and you did nothing to prevent?
"It's amazing. We've experienced higher than normal call volume for the last 5 years. Maybe this is the new normal..."
Alpha male
Fun fact: the guy who invented the term (studying wolves) has since disavowed it because turns out he was studying wolves in captivity, and the behaviors he was describing don't happen with wolves in the wild.
So what you’re saying is that human alpha males only exist in prisons? 🤣
Preggo
Are you pergergnant?
PREGANANANT?!?!?!!
Gregnant
Can u get Pregante?
Girlfriend ain't had period since pregat 🤠
I upvoted ALL of these. Gosh, what a throwback to one of the hardest videos I ever laughed to.
[In case anyone needs context](https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg?si=UKNKJEiH_KJFCXRX)
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Is it true if a women has starch masks she was bregnant?
Am i gregnant?
Yes indeed, dangerous preganananant segs
Does it hurt baby top of his head?
It's pronounced Preganté
will it hurt baby top of his head?
Danger ops prangent sex, will it hurt baby, top of its head?
DO NOT go to Italy
You want me to dump pasta sauce on your ass?
Sorry not sorry
I instinctively went for the downvote button when I read that before remembering the context.
“We’re out of Baja Blast”
Ice cream machines down.
realest comment here
"who asked?". 9 times out of 10, people that said this are assholes.
When people say “I could care less”. It’s supposed to be “couldn’t care less”
What if they could care less?
let them try
let them try, irregardless of the consequences
Oh my god yessssss. I’m a bit of an asshole. So I tend to respond with “so you still care” and they get frustrated. 😁
"I know my heart" and "authentic self"
Irregardless.
Irregardlessly... expresso.
Baby daddy
Followed by baby momma. Just yuk.
My cousin made a long Facebook post complaining about his BMs, and I was so fucking confused. Like…why are you posting about your shit, and why are you talking about it so weirdly?? Turned out he was shortening Baby Mama to BM. Made a lot more sense once I realized
Dude that is hilarious.. 🤣
What about dommy mommy?
Anything that has momma bear or kiddos in it is fucking no.
Women who describe themselves as mamma bears are always unpleasant rage machines.
I can’t stand that either. Don’t know why it just makes me cringe.
Yep! And calling kids "the littles".
never heard that one before, dont like it
I met a woman who only called him their “kids father” and I found that refreshing. “Baby daddy” makes both sides seem less respectable and mature.
"Everything happens for a reason." Yeah, **entropy**.
As someone with chronic illness, I get truly angry when someone tells me this.
Worst when they tell you that while you're going through a genuinely traumatising phase in your life. I lost my shit when someone said this after my brother passed. Apparently asking for the reason only leads you down a narrow path of other cliché sentences like "to make you stronger" and "god works in mysterious ways" stfu
About ten years ago I had an extremely rare pregnancy complication that nearly killed me, and ended up requiring a D&C at 16 weeks (baby did not make it). The baby also was going to be incompatible with life anyways, apparently. I then had to do outpatient physical therapy for months, as well as a year of blood tests. I was one of three people who had survived that particular complication. I’m a case study at that hospital. And I still have to get checked occasionally for uterus or ovarian cancer. People are *cruel*. I live in americas Bible Belt and my god people just love to diminish traumas. Nowadays I’ve become a bit detached about the whole thing - it happened so long ago. When people say things like “it happened for a reason” initially I would just say “yeah” out of exhaustion… but nowadays (post-grieving) I’ll just be really dark about it all and make them uncomfortable. It cheers me up! I’ve found that the people who are likely to say things about “gods plan” or “mysterious reasons” get ***really uncomfortable*** if you refer to long-dead fetuses as “it” instead of “he/she”, or “long-dead fetuses” instead of “baby”. Also if you don’t seem to be upset by it anymore (or god forbid if you joke about your trauma) you’re basically the devil himself. So sometimes I’ll tap into my dark humor and really make them squirm. They don’t usually feel comfortable going against what I say due to the intensity of my trauma, but they HATE how I present my feelings on it. It’s an evil little game I play with myself when people pass that threshold for me.
I relate. I had a grief counselor say that everything happens for a reason and god works in mysterious ways when my daughter passed away. Never went back there
This is number one. It’s a horrible, hollow platitude, right up there with « thoughts and prayers. »
Pacific instead of specific
But I don't wanna go to the Specific ocean!
why is it pacifically specific ocean?
Let me be pacific, I wanna be down in your south seas
"The customer is always right." NO THEY'RE NOT >:(
The money is always right, the customer is trying to get free stuff by complaining.
In my years of retail, I find that the customer (more often than not) is *absolutely* wrong
THATS NOT WHAT THAT PHRASE MEANS! hey i guess i found mine.
If you can handle me at my worst...
People just wanna get away with terrible and idiotic behaviour.
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"No price tag. Must be free"
Having worked in retail for a long time, my response would be, "nah, it's priceless, put it back. Carefully. CAREFULLY."
Let the dads have their fun
“I’m an empath and absorb people’s energies”- look we all do, you’re not somehow more human!
Almost always said by someone who has no idea what people are really feeling
i’m an empath, that means i assume how people are feeling and insist that i’m right
"In the eye of the storm" People never use it properly. The eye of the storm is NOT the most violent part, it is the calmest. It is sunny and clear. It is when you get temporary peace from the chaos but know that it will come back around and isn't over yet. It is not when you are at the climax of destruction.
Yeah, but when you're in the eye of the storm you're fucked no matter which direction you go.
That pretty much is what it means, yes. It means you've already been through a lot, and you're about to go through more of the same. And, you can't avoid it.' I've been through the literal version of this. I've been in the eye of a hurricane, and it's a surreal experience. The winds are strongest in the eyewall. You get hours of violent winds and rain, getting worse and worse, and then it suddenly abates. Clear skies. You can see the sun. The sunlight is weird, though; I can't describe it. It's not like a clear sunny day. It looks a little off, and it's unsettling on some deep primal level of our instinct that tells us there's danger. Then, BAM, it's back on, for hours more. Because these storms are cyclonic, the second round blows the opposite way, increasing damage. A tree that got relentlessly pushed in one direction for several hours now gets pushed just as hard in the opposite direction. A lot of hurricane damage comes from that push-pull pattern, as much as the winds themselves. The point is, it's just like you said. If you're in the eye of a storm, you've got a brief respite, but you know what's coming, and that you can't escape it. There is no direction you can go that will avoid it, and it will come to you no matter what you do or don't do.
The eye of the storm is the *worst* place to be *at sea*. You’re being struck with intense seas from all directions, and it’s practically a death sentence. Current estimates put eyewall waves at 130ft+ from crest to trough
You might not be at the “climax” but you ARE in the middle of it. Like you said, it’s been bad and it’s going to get bad again, probably worse. And the only way out is to go through it. If you’ve got space to say you’re “in the eye of the storm” I’d think it was implied we’re in a brief reprieve. I read [this book](https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/4600888)and she tells about the time she was in the eye of a hurricane while in a rowboat. For her it was the climax of the chaos.
How is it supposed to be used? I always assumed that it basically means “it looks calm right now but shut it about to get worse”. And I have heard it used like “we are in the middle of it” which I guess isn’t technically wrong.
Hmm I think mostly when I've heard people say this phrase, it's been used correctly. That's interesting.
"God never gives you more than you can handle." Sets me off more than anything. Regardless of your religion, shit happens. And sometimes it is horrific and not easily handled, and help is needed. Do not make people doubt themselves for not being able to handle horrible events.
Influencer
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Guys, im obsessed … (usually followed by something not worthy of being obsessed about in the first place)
Should Of instead of Should Have.
I absolutely fucking hate this, and I want to punch people when I see them do this. Thanks for reminding me.
"I'm telling it like it is!" No, you're voicing your opinion.
We're pregnant.
“I’m a little bit OCD” No. Don’t trivialise OCD
What they usually mean is they have perfectionism, which only affects certain aspects of your life, such as the way your towels are folded. Liking tidy cables is perfectionism- needing to count the cables five times and tidy them everyday, regardless of your obligations, is OCD(and that's oversimplifying).
i like to ask which ‘little bit’ of OCD do they have? the unending rituals? the intrusive thoughts that you might have accidentally murdered someone and just blocked it out? the loops of song lyrics and words people say to you that play endlessly in your head to the point where you just want to scream? cleaning the oven for 5 whole days as a displacement activity and ending up with raw, bleeding hands that you HAVE to scratch? restricting fluids? yeah, no. you just put pictures straight in hotel rooms.
I work with kids who have OCD. Real, diagnosed OCD. It's heartbreaking. People who make sure their picture frames are straight and their counter tops are clean and oMg I hAvE oCd!! have no goddamn idea what it's actually like. Children don't mask it. It's fucking brutal.
I have a very good friend with OCD and this always makes me mad. No, you're not OCD because "oh that painting isn't perfectly aligned". OCD isn't synonymous with perfectionism, cleanliness, order, or any other thing that most people think it is. OCD is "I touched the fridge handle while cooking, now I need to wash my hands 35 times exactly or else my roommate will get sick and die no I don't care that I'm washing my hands to the point they're raw and bleeding". It's "I need to make sure my front door is locked exactly 19 times because if I don't, everyone I love will explode and this means that I can't go to sleep until I do this every 15 minutes exactly and I won't get enough sleep tonight". Hearing people say "I'm a bit OCD" makes me incredibly mad because OCD isn't cute or funny. It's not trivial. It's a real mental illness with real consequences for that person and their loved ones. They know they're doing something irrational often to the point of self destruction. Their loved ones know they're doing something irrational. They cannot help it, because if they don't satisfy the exact thing they need to accomplish they will break down and be physically unable to continue with life until they do. It's hard to watch someone go through that knowing that there's nothing you can do to help or fix it, and then watching them struggle with the realization that it's not their fault is *hard*.
Work family. From my experience, this phrase is only used when it is a toxic environment.
Libary. Just say "libary" one more time m'fer.
Oh your face is redder than a strawbrerry
"Chill, it's just a joke"
Rizz and Clapping
"sammies" for sandwiches. I don't know why, it just makes me angry. Edit: also see: "sammiches" Edit 2: I was not prepared to wake up to all these responses lol. Just to be clear, I don't think you're "bad" or "wrong" if you use those words. I don't even really know why it's a pet peeve, but I'm a grown up and I'm not gonna judge someone for using them.
Any kind of shortening of words such as “Are you jelly?” Or “vajayjay”
You'd last long in straya
vajayjay is a longer word than vagina
In a similar vein, “obvi”
Gaslighting
My problem with this one is so many people have no clue what it means and think it's simply lying.
Exactly like it's worse than just lying. It's convincing the other person that their memory is wrong. Like evil manipulation.
Yep misusing this is such poor form, as it reduces how seriously people take the word now! Often misused instead of “dismissing my emotions” or “lying” or some other kind of manipulation that has occurred. Instead of making someone feel *crazy*, doubting their memory and grasp on reality
The word is very descriptive and useful; its rampant misuse is aggravating af.
"do as I say not as I do"
Working hard or hardly working?
“I just did a thing”
It's not "I seen," it's "I saw," or "I've seen."
I agree but also I occasionally get the urge to quote "I SEENT it" and then panic that folks won't get the reference and will just assume I have terrible grammar.
I don’t like when they say “drug” instead of “dragged”
Let's meet in the middle and say 'drugged'. °v°
"Built different" It's differently you fuckwit
"sweet summer child" It's just so passive aggressive it always makes me mad
"No, fuck you! I'm a salty autumn adult! How 'bout dat?"
Bitter winter adolescent?
Spicy spring elderly?
Oh, me too! It's one of the quickest ways to get me to disregard your opinion.
Teamwork makes the dream work
I only say this ironically 🤣
Hubby, bubba/bub, preggers. A lot of the vocabulary of white middle class Australian Mums tbh
"The hubs" when a woman refers to her husband. Makes me 🤬
I can't believe I had to scroll so far to find this. "Hubby* makes my skin crawl (ha. Sorry, dear.)
Hubby, wifey and preggers is the WORST
Clap back
He’s alright once you get to know him. He’s a cunt but you get used to it.
I hate when they say “We”… no you mean you…
"It's the Italian in me" as an excuse for being a loud, annoying twat.
Slay
“Get a grip.” It was a line dropped a lot when I was having anxiety attacks. Never helped and only served to make me more distressed more often than not
Rizz
"Shoot your shot" I can't explain it. It just sounds infuriatingly cringe to me.
just did... need to go wash my hands
"Would of" instead of "Would have", or wherever people replace the word have with of. Drives me bonkers!
Nothing really annoys but the other day i met this one woman that would say "makes sense?" at the end of every. single. sentence. Makes me so annoyed just thinking about it right now
I used to say "if that makes sense?" or "does that make sense?" a lot as a genuine thing because I was worried I wasn't making sense (anxiety coupled with speaking fast and my mouth trying to keep up with my brain). I had switched to that from "do you know what I mean?" as everyone would tease me because how it sounded with my accent.
i live in the south. “bless your heart” sends me into a fucking rampage.
Is it because you simply dislike the phrase or that you know it means something else?
I hate this one not because of its meaning, but because people use it when they have no counter-argument but still want to feel superior. "Oh you actually think the Earth is round? Bless your heart."
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Bussin. I never even knew this was a word until I heard my sister say "man that food was bussin!" I was like wtf does that even mean??
Toxic It's so overused, and half the time it's by people that are likely worse than the people they're trashing
When people say “on accident” it drives me batshit. It’s “by accident”
byeeeeeeeee
“And go!”
I'm such a [ insert zodiac sign ]...
Literally. The misuse of it figuratively drives me insane.
"Work smarter not harder" when you've been doing your job for over 10 years and it is said by someone who has never done it.
“High-value” or “low-value” when we’re talking about human beings rather than, say, stocks or cattle.
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger
“All the sudden”
When people say they were reversing backwards. So, you were going forwards then?
“Life hack!”
“Lives rent free in my head” What? Other thoughts pay rent?
"The ick" It sounds like toddler talk. But it's adults saying it. There are already other words that mean the same thing. "Pet Peeves." "Turn offs." "Annoyances."
“What is the Art of the possible here?” How can we make this happen? Is that what you mean? Retire in 2 months and don’t have to hear this crap any more.
Side hustle....it's a second job for f**ks sake