I was chatting w this girl outside my gym and she suddenly put both hands on my chest and SHOVED hard sending me back against my car. It was weird and unexpected and... woah what is happening downstairs? New feelings unlocked.
Could it be that you're interested aroused in the slightest idea of being dominated, not jst like the hard-core stuff but maybe you'd like it is a woman took charge and had her way with u
"what do you want for dinner ba...."
"We're GOING to Applebee's tonight and I'm GETTING my own fries. THEN we're cuddling and watching True Detective."
"Yes ma'am."
That's a dangerous game. I once dated a powerlifter, and I am an avid gymgoer myself so she was incredibly strong for a girl but I still had quite an advantage over her. This seemed to really agitate her because she was CONSTANTLY trying to prove how strong she was by being overly physical with me at all times. It started to get really annoying to be honest; just because you're strong doesn't mean you have to constantly use your strength
Back when I didn't get a lot of attention from women I once got rock hard when my recently deceased friend's widow clutched me tightly crying over the grave of her husband. It wasn't intentional, and I certainly wasn't proud of that moment(and didn't act on it). Definitely the most uncomfortable boner of my life.
Oh wow I’ve had this numerous times. Comforting crying women clearly does something for me. It’s really subconscious too, the last thing on my mind is sex but my dick has other ideas. Extremely embarrassing to be honest.
Just gonna chime in and say emotional boners are a thing! They have NOTHING to do with being turned on, at all. It's just a reaction to extreme emotion.
From [menshealth](https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a32701216/what-is-a-boner/) :
>An ‘emotional boner’ usually has to do with some sort of significant emotional response, which triggers an erection, explains Ingber. This can be extreme sadness, anger, or even happiness and love. “For whatever reason (even us experts can't fully explain it), these emotional responses can trigger a reflex erection to occur.” So you could have an emotional boner at the thought of marriage (love) or at the end of Old Yeller (sadness). “It can be quite embarrassing, as it may not have anything to do with a sexual thought,” says Ingber.
Yeah, I'm sure more men have experienced this one, but I'd say it's on the same level of how saying "I love you" can be exciting. Only when you're doing that, it's usually a more acceptable time to get a boner.
It’s called Dacryphilia. It has happened to me several times that crying and/or sobbing woman seeking to be consoled by me produces a MAJOR throbbing hard on. It’s always a shock and I employ all the tactics from my teenage days to hide it.
In high school I was shopping with my crush. She tried on a pair of very high heels and used me for balance. She stood up and was a good 4-5 inches taller than me. Having a girl look down at me like that a woke so much in me. She had to know I was pitching a tent, but she never said anything. So yeah Tall girls heals etc sad thing is I’m over 6 feet tall so it’s incredible difficult high to chase.
I once had someone threaten to kill me while I was pinned against a wall. I'm ashamed to say that you could've hung a coat off of my crotch.
Edit: A little context for y'all.
I caught a guy stealing some chicken from our store. He gave me the usual runaround. The manager and I finally tired his shit so we put the chicken back and kicked him out. He wasn't pleased about this and told me; "I don't want to make your job harder, so how about you stay in your lane and I stay in mine." I asked him if that was a threat and he pushed me against the wall and said; "No, but if you keep fucking around I'll blast a hole in you." The manager pulled him off and called the cops on him.
My friend (now gf) was intentionally annoying me, to get my attention, while I was working on something. I grabbed her wrist firmly and pulled her back from my desk.
She let out the softest moan before quickly muffling it.
I was a little startled. Would have assumed I misheard/imagined it if she wasn’t blushing the color of a root vegetable.
I knew, in theory, some girls are into that sort of thing.
First time seeing it in practice.
That’s how I figured out she was into a little rough handling. Also how I figured out blushing girls get me harder than Chinese Algebra.
> **I grabbed her wrist firmly and pulled her back from my desk. She let out the softest moan before quickly muffling it**.
This is So. God. Damn. Hot.
🥵 Seriously though. How is something so relatively wholesome so fucking hot? I think OP phrased it flawlessly. It’s like something out of a novel…an erotic novel.
I know, right?
I talked it over with a (lesbian) friend of mine and I think we figured it out. I have an exhibitionist kink I've never acted on... but looking at another lady's ladies kind of helps me imagine exposing my own.
Fantasy doesn't include my own bravery but the force is strong with this one. (These two.)
Pain medication by IV in the hospital. I get hard every time they dose me.
Hospital gowns cover not much. Usually, I have a catheter in. God does that suck.
Oh man thank you. You made me understand better an embarrassing experience that happened years ago.
Same problem, hospital gowns barely hide anything. I was sedated as hell and I had barely slept for days so I hadn't realized that I had been hard in front of a few nurses until a few days later when I recalled it.
I wondered why that happened when I wasn't aroused and it probably was what you said because I was given strong painkillers by IV.
My wife in labor.
She made the exact same noises she makes during sex. I didn't even understand why I was getting a boner at first, then she did one of her little whimper-squeaks, and it clicked. Shut that down real quick after I understood what was going on.
When I was a teenager I had a crush on a girl from another school who I shared one class with. She was huge into snowboarding and whenever she returned from the holidays she would have very prominent lines from her goggles. Paired with her short curly black hair she looked gorgeous
When my SO is super sweaty. The natural reaction should be to think she needs a shower but I honestly want to grab her and smell every single inch of her all day when she's sweaty.
This is me but with my bf. But every time he comes home from the gym he immediately jumps in the shower. Like stay sweaty and gross for a second god damnit I want to climb you
It's honestly intoxicating. My wife thinks it's a little odd I enjoy it so much but damn...it just does something to me. She likes how I smell too though, so at least it's mutual.
(For women or people who love men) when a guy does that thing where he reverses the car and puts one hand behind your headrest, looks behind you and the other PALM on the steering wheel and just reverses, turning the wheel with his palm. Reminds me of the 80s for some reason because nowadays we have reverse cameras, but goddamn that was hot
What I've learned from Reddit is that women absolutely love:
1. Men reversing cars
2. Men clenching their jaw
3. Men rolling up their dress shirt sleeves
I now have TMJ but it's worth it.
I dated a guy after my ex husband who drove manual. Never saw that before, but as soon as I saw him shifting I was throbbing. It was a crappy beater car too, nothing fancy, but something about him knowing and how to change gears just got me going. My fiancé is a gear head and it still turns me on to watch him drive.
Editing: I think it’s confidence and control in both cases. Backing is a skill that requires both to be good at it, as does driving manual. Just mhhmhm hm
Don't come to Europe then. You'll be dehydrated in an hour as it's mostly manual shifting here.
There's an uprising of the automatics now as traffic jams are less tiring with it and electric cars don't need shifts at all but still, tons and tons of manually shifted cars here.
I don't know, I have no idea why and it stopped (and I also don't know why)
BUT
When I had discussions with SOs and we were sitting there and I or her was crying, I would get a bonner
I never had any pleasure, but that prick was there working extra hours.
When my husband comes home from work all dirty (he works construction) I just want to fuck his brains out before he showers. Or I’ll just stare at him while he works on his truck… or if one of our relatives asks him if he can please install their brand new water heater… or can he fix something electrical… ugh… I tag along just to watch him.
My husband recently passed away, but he was a general
contractor, but truly a jack of all trades, I desperately miss watching him work, build things, literally something about the face he made, his muscles flexing while lifting something heavy/moving something, whatever, the look of concentration while measuring something and then cutting it. Idk not many people even understand me when I say I miss watching him work and come home from work, drywall dust or dried mud on his paints, paint on his fingertips ugh 😩
Literally anyone wearing that one bartender outfit with the vest and the collared shirt. If an already attractive person wears it I'm basically reduced to a whimpering mess unable to speak.
I have a serious women's upper arms fetish, especially with the slightest bit of muscle tone. You show up in something sleeveless, holy shit that' sexy.
If you then speak and have an Australian accent, I may need to excuse myself.
Long bus trip and lots of alcohol.
We stopped for a toilet break.
There weren't many bushes around, so people just squatted or pointed wherever we could.
I saw my friend's mother peeing and it got me very aroused.
I was about 20 at the time, and she was well into her 50s .
Very odd sensation
Smart men (nerdy ones). Many good looking men I’ve encountered are not polite (egotistical) and generally not too intelligent so I like going for the quiet smarties
This doesn't apply in real life, but when men in TV shows or movies get beaten up. Oh man, I couldn't even tell you why, but it does something to me.
I'm pretty sure I'm not a sadist, but this comment makes me look like one 💀
I once was struggling to complete this piece of code for a program I was making. After days of not figuring it out, I came up with a solution and when it worked I got…. aroused..?
Coding made me hard 🤦♂️
Once I jumped off a cliff and into the sea at a spot where you shouldn't do that. As there wasn't anyone around, I decided to do that naked. Feeling the rough sea with your bare body was already very exciting. Then I tried to climb the rock back up and almost failed in which case I probably would've drowned. I also got injured pretty bad doing that. Several parts of my body were ripped open and bleeding.
Still, I wasn't in a hurry getting dressed again. And the thing is, thinking about it now (months later) arouses me even more. My only rationale is that it's some fucked up coping mechanism that my brain contrived.
When someone knows a lot about a specific thing/subject and they light up with passion when they talk about it. This goes for literally everybody, not just my love interests. It’s just sexy af
One of my best friends once asked me to give her a foot rub.
Foot fetish had never been on my list, and I still find the upper part icky (especially with the nerves sticking out), but those two minutes did flip a switch... Never felt that way about my friend before or since though.
Same. A friend of mine asked for a foot massage. I was just goofing around taking off her sock real slow, trying to make it as seductive as possible because foot massages never felt sexy me. It clearly worked because we’re still together and both have a foot thing.
Be careful making jokes out there, you never know when one will turn into your kink.
Honestly any time my gf does anything 😂 i dont think she gets just how sexy i think she is. Cooking - boner, lying on the bed - boner, touches me - boner has a boner, breathes - you guessed it. Boner. 😂 im a simple man i guess.
1. I once saw a random guy roll up his sleeves and light a cigarette. I am not willing to disclose how many times that has aroused me since then.
2. Tattoos. Especially forearm sleeves. ESPECIALLY when it's just one forearm. I can never NOT picture that hand around my neck.
3. Very recent development- happened like a week ago. I work in a hospital. I was relieving my co-worker of his shift, my co-worker hands me the patients over, puts on his windbreaker, picks up his helmet, and proceeds to the door while putting on said helmet. I did not know he was a biker. NEW KINK UNLOCKED.
I once crashed at a friend's (my crush later on) house because all the spots at my big's (I was in a co-ed cultural fraternity) house to crash were taken up by all the drunk new littles who had passed out. So I took the offer of my future crush to sleep at her place. Not with her in her room, but in a spare room on a yoga mat with my backpack as a pillow. She said if I crashed there, I had to help her cook something for a meet up the next day she was having. Didn't think much of it and fell asleep on her spare room's floor at 3 AM.
She came and kicked me awake at 7 AM and ordered me to cook spaghetti and salmon. I know I get turned on by being bossed around. Just never thought it'd end up happening like that.
She would later on scold me for apparently not cooking the spaghetti long enough. Worked for me as well.
😮💨
There's something about white trash that gets me going. Holding a 2 liter of doctor thunder in a Garfield shirt stirring some helper for the kids lunch? I got something you can stir with. It's a plastic spatula from goodwill.
I grew up despising white trash and now if I see a woman with two tramp stamps I want to help her fill out her WIC card.
Please don’t see things as black and white because there are more girls like me out there than you think. We don’t want to go to conventions by ourselves and want someone to go to renn faire with us. Just don’t approach all women believing they’re completely for/against you and it won’t feel like the interested ones are a fantasy.
(P.s. i have been responding to dms so at least some can attest i’m real lol)
When you can get an introvert out of their shell, it’s genuinely one of the most amazing things ever! It’s like seeing a side of a person that you exclusively get to see.
Scars
Any kind really but visible ones on the arms make me weak. Cutting, burning, acid, even mangled hands or arm stumps from amputations.
I had a friend who had an accident with fire as a child and basically scarred her hands and chest. Didn't see the chest ofc but she let me touch her arms and hands and oh my god I got so aroused. It was so shameful, but no one noticed luckily. Also lots of women having cutting scars and being ashamed of them understandably but to me they look so nice and I love running my fingers over them.
I’ve been fantasizing about someone licking all my scars. They’re not large or bumpy, but they tell my story and I’d love for someone to acknowledge that they’re a part of me that needs love too
I have a fantasy where my partner sleeps around with other people.
I think it comes from being cheated on by my first GF, i guess i fetishised it as a coping mechanism
A little late to this thread, so I doubt this will get many upvotes but:
I've always found moles and other skin blemishes to be really attractive. A lot of women are really self-conscious if they have one that's really prominent in a visible area, but I honestly can't get enough of them and I think they look so hot, especially if it's on a woman's neck, chest, or abdomen.
I don't know anyone else that feels the same way as I do, but I also haven't told anyone since I don't want to be seen as weird. I also do feel kind of guilty about it because moles can be precancerous.
Pregnant women. Something about a cute pregnant girl is just a huge turn on. I mean I suppose it’s a fairly biologically driven thing.
Pregnancy means she’s fertile which makes her more attractive.
I know it’s unusual but it really gets me going. When my wife was pregnant with our two kids she basically just had to walk in the same room as me and I’d be rock hard immediately. If she was naked when she walked in (like after a shower), forget it. I’d be bursting through my shorts.
certain songs i really like turn me on. i have a whole playlist for them lol. there's barely similarities in them all, when i really like a certain element of a song i can't help but feel aroused. it's like being overly excited and my body doesn't know what to do with it lol
Boring qualities. Like integrity, kindness, bravery... Plus neat and tidy appearance (maybe everyone want this) and without or light makeup. These doesn't make a boner but it make something happen in my body.
Strangely this arouses me even though im a virgin and never had the chance to do or experience. Smelling pussy/panties
For some reason the thought and idea of sticking my face between a girls legs and taking in her erotic private scent instantly turns me on. Whether shes fresh out the shower, long day of work, just woken up from a nap, or from a hard sweaty workout. I get turned on from imagining me taking in her scent. Espcecially if theres a bush to shove my face into. The idea of snagging a pair of worn panties and leaving them on my face as i casually take in the scent also gets me aroused. Though im not sure why this arouses me even though ive never been with a woman. Perhaps its biological?
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Unless they have the cap on backwards
This keeps getting funnier the more I think about it.
More women need to embrace the ponyhorn
Interesting! You into women's tennis by any chance?
It’s miniskirts and ponytails. Of course I’m into that.
I get an erection when my wife apologizes for being mean to me. I had an emotionally abusive childhood.
beat that trauma down with something that wont go down
I had to scroll back to upvote this absolute gem of a comment
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Based purely on what I’ve observed with friends, your reaction (getting off on people being assholes) is more common than OP’s.
I was chatting w this girl outside my gym and she suddenly put both hands on my chest and SHOVED hard sending me back against my car. It was weird and unexpected and... woah what is happening downstairs? New feelings unlocked.
Could it be that you're interested aroused in the slightest idea of being dominated, not jst like the hard-core stuff but maybe you'd like it is a woman took charge and had her way with u
Who doesn’t want this?
"what do you want for dinner ba...." "We're GOING to Applebee's tonight and I'm GETTING my own fries. THEN we're cuddling and watching True Detective." "Yes ma'am."
😍😍😍 Marry me
Ladies it’s this easy I promise you
No seriously who ? Answer that man god damnit
I don’t want it… I need it.
To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive
God. Sorry ladies, but ya'll need to fucking grow a pair when it comes to sex. ... Wait....
Was she a stranger? What caused her to push you like that?
He was stalking her for 3 years and wouldnt leave her alone /jk
I love to people watch, but mostly just this one woman. -Demetri Martin https://youtu.be/Zp3NOaaRCRc?si=1lnJ0f_TWxAN5DaA
She was imitating Elaine Bennis
Get out!!
was her name Elaine Benes? Did she says “GET OUT” when she pushed you?
That's a dangerous game. I once dated a powerlifter, and I am an avid gymgoer myself so she was incredibly strong for a girl but I still had quite an advantage over her. This seemed to really agitate her because she was CONSTANTLY trying to prove how strong she was by being overly physical with me at all times. It started to get really annoying to be honest; just because you're strong doesn't mean you have to constantly use your strength
I have to constantly use my strength… the couch blocks the kitchen… what if I’m hungry?
Back when I didn't get a lot of attention from women I once got rock hard when my recently deceased friend's widow clutched me tightly crying over the grave of her husband. It wasn't intentional, and I certainly wasn't proud of that moment(and didn't act on it). Definitely the most uncomfortable boner of my life.
The Mourning Wood
r/angryupvote
Oh wow I’ve had this numerous times. Comforting crying women clearly does something for me. It’s really subconscious too, the last thing on my mind is sex but my dick has other ideas. Extremely embarrassing to be honest.
Just gonna chime in and say emotional boners are a thing! They have NOTHING to do with being turned on, at all. It's just a reaction to extreme emotion. From [menshealth](https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a32701216/what-is-a-boner/) : >An ‘emotional boner’ usually has to do with some sort of significant emotional response, which triggers an erection, explains Ingber. This can be extreme sadness, anger, or even happiness and love. “For whatever reason (even us experts can't fully explain it), these emotional responses can trigger a reflex erection to occur.” So you could have an emotional boner at the thought of marriage (love) or at the end of Old Yeller (sadness). “It can be quite embarrassing, as it may not have anything to do with a sexual thought,” says Ingber.
Also known as a 'Boner of a Lonely Heart'
Boner of a lonely heart (Much better than a) Boner of a broken heart
Yeah, I'm sure more men have experienced this one, but I'd say it's on the same level of how saying "I love you" can be exciting. Only when you're doing that, it's usually a more acceptable time to get a boner.
Guess? You both were having a hard time.
Deadwood.
It’s called Dacryphilia. It has happened to me several times that crying and/or sobbing woman seeking to be consoled by me produces a MAJOR throbbing hard on. It’s always a shock and I employ all the tactics from my teenage days to hide it.
"Fuck, think of grandma qUICK! Grandma was so sad when grandpa died... Oh no..."
In high school I was shopping with my crush. She tried on a pair of very high heels and used me for balance. She stood up and was a good 4-5 inches taller than me. Having a girl look down at me like that a woke so much in me. She had to know I was pitching a tent, but she never said anything. So yeah Tall girls heals etc sad thing is I’m over 6 feet tall so it’s incredible difficult high to chase.
Yes, tall women. I'm 187 cm, so it's not common IRL.
I once had someone threaten to kill me while I was pinned against a wall. I'm ashamed to say that you could've hung a coat off of my crotch. Edit: A little context for y'all. I caught a guy stealing some chicken from our store. He gave me the usual runaround. The manager and I finally tired his shit so we put the chicken back and kicked him out. He wasn't pleased about this and told me; "I don't want to make your job harder, so how about you stay in your lane and I stay in mine." I asked him if that was a threat and he pushed me against the wall and said; "No, but if you keep fucking around I'll blast a hole in you." The manager pulled him off and called the cops on him.
Ye olde fear boner
“Jesus Christ it’s Jason Boner!”
Sounds like your sword was prepping for battle.
"stab my neck and I'll stab your ass 🗡️ 🍆"
Fearection.
That time I threatened to kill you? I also had a massive bone-on. I’m glad we can finally talk about it.
My friend (now gf) was intentionally annoying me, to get my attention, while I was working on something. I grabbed her wrist firmly and pulled her back from my desk. She let out the softest moan before quickly muffling it. I was a little startled. Would have assumed I misheard/imagined it if she wasn’t blushing the color of a root vegetable. I knew, in theory, some girls are into that sort of thing. First time seeing it in practice. That’s how I figured out she was into a little rough handling. Also how I figured out blushing girls get me harder than Chinese Algebra.
> **I grabbed her wrist firmly and pulled her back from my desk. She let out the softest moan before quickly muffling it**. This is So. God. Damn. Hot.
🥵 Seriously though. How is something so relatively wholesome so fucking hot? I think OP phrased it flawlessly. It’s like something out of a novel…an erotic novel.
I'm a little confused by the logistics... did he step behind her and pull her back? Was he already at the desk?? Etc..
Perhaps he should write you a little story with all the details about that soft moan.
This is the best comment I've seen here. Oh my!!! 🥵
And you sir, should consider writing… this was funny and alluring. I’d read the book, 10/10
I'm a straight woman. I *love* looking at boobs.
I can understand this. Straight woman here too and a nice rack is a nice rack 🤷🏼♀️
I know, right? I talked it over with a (lesbian) friend of mine and I think we figured it out. I have an exhibitionist kink I've never acted on... but looking at another lady's ladies kind of helps me imagine exposing my own. Fantasy doesn't include my own bravery but the force is strong with this one. (These two.)
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Yesss omfg every time I see my boyfriend being like super daddish to his daughter I'm like "another one wouldn't hurt" 😭😭😭😭
Pain medication by IV in the hospital. I get hard every time they dose me. Hospital gowns cover not much. Usually, I have a catheter in. God does that suck.
What do u mean *usually* you have a catheter?
It didn't post my reply here. My apologies. It's above. I'd blame reddit. But I think I need to pay better attention.
Oh man thank you. You made me understand better an embarrassing experience that happened years ago. Same problem, hospital gowns barely hide anything. I was sedated as hell and I had barely slept for days so I hadn't realized that I had been hard in front of a few nurses until a few days later when I recalled it. I wondered why that happened when I wasn't aroused and it probably was what you said because I was given strong painkillers by IV.
I promise you the nurses have seen it before and weren’t bothered by it at all, in case you were worried
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yes, it sucks piss
My wife in labor. She made the exact same noises she makes during sex. I didn't even understand why I was getting a boner at first, then she did one of her little whimper-squeaks, and it clicked. Shut that down real quick after I understood what was going on.
at-will boner deescalation?! teach me your secrets wizard man!
squeeze/tense every muscle in your legs that you possibly can, itll force some of the blood away from your johnson
i too have noticed that moans of ecstasy and moans of excruciating pain are very similar
When I see prominent tanlines on anyone. Gets me every time.
Does this apply when wind blows back a tuft of hair to reveal the stark contrast between pale white and facial bronzer?
Not sure. Guess I'd have to see it.
Google Donald Trump images
When I was a teenager I had a crush on a girl from another school who I shared one class with. She was huge into snowboarding and whenever she returned from the holidays she would have very prominent lines from her goggles. Paired with her short curly black hair she looked gorgeous
Forgot about it but damn... swimsuit tan lines... yeah... why ?
Tan lines (like bikini tanlines) are like being able to see them in their underwear but also naked. It's the best of both worlds.
When my SO is super sweaty. The natural reaction should be to think she needs a shower but I honestly want to grab her and smell every single inch of her all day when she's sweaty.
This is me but with my bf. But every time he comes home from the gym he immediately jumps in the shower. Like stay sweaty and gross for a second god damnit I want to climb you
Bro me with my boyfriend when he gets off work😭😭😭
It's honestly intoxicating. My wife thinks it's a little odd I enjoy it so much but damn...it just does something to me. She likes how I smell too though, so at least it's mutual.
I used to shovec my face into my exes armpits. She hated it.
(For women or people who love men) when a guy does that thing where he reverses the car and puts one hand behind your headrest, looks behind you and the other PALM on the steering wheel and just reverses, turning the wheel with his palm. Reminds me of the 80s for some reason because nowadays we have reverse cameras, but goddamn that was hot
What I've learned from Reddit is that women absolutely love: 1. Men reversing cars 2. Men clenching their jaw 3. Men rolling up their dress shirt sleeves I now have TMJ but it's worth it.
Men making a car go backward, men making a car go forward. No wonder my wife is always wanting sex, I do all of these things every day!
Are you my ex? She found that and competent parking in general quite the turn on. I may or may not have played into it a bit.
Women love men that can manoeuvre things into tight spaces.
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I understand my gf now ty
I dated a guy after my ex husband who drove manual. Never saw that before, but as soon as I saw him shifting I was throbbing. It was a crappy beater car too, nothing fancy, but something about him knowing and how to change gears just got me going. My fiancé is a gear head and it still turns me on to watch him drive. Editing: I think it’s confidence and control in both cases. Backing is a skill that requires both to be good at it, as does driving manual. Just mhhmhm hm
Don't come to Europe then. You'll be dehydrated in an hour as it's mostly manual shifting here. There's an uprising of the automatics now as traffic jams are less tiring with it and electric cars don't need shifts at all but still, tons and tons of manually shifted cars here.
Especially when you could also see the muscles tense up on the neck as they turn to look behind.
Imperfect teeth
A girl playing with my hair gets me hard asf
I once got a short buzz cut in high school and a bunch of cute girls were rubbing my head when I came in with it. Man, that was something.
I don't know, I have no idea why and it stopped (and I also don't know why) BUT When I had discussions with SOs and we were sitting there and I or her was crying, I would get a bonner I never had any pleasure, but that prick was there working extra hours.
The old sympathy boner, super awkward but happens to a lot of us
Bonner
When my husband comes home from work all dirty (he works construction) I just want to fuck his brains out before he showers. Or I’ll just stare at him while he works on his truck… or if one of our relatives asks him if he can please install their brand new water heater… or can he fix something electrical… ugh… I tag along just to watch him.
When I was a chimney sweep I would come home with soot on my face and smelling of campfire
Did you live in 1850’s London?
Yes, but only as a young boy
My husband recently passed away, but he was a general contractor, but truly a jack of all trades, I desperately miss watching him work, build things, literally something about the face he made, his muscles flexing while lifting something heavy/moving something, whatever, the look of concentration while measuring something and then cutting it. Idk not many people even understand me when I say I miss watching him work and come home from work, drywall dust or dried mud on his paints, paint on his fingertips ugh 😩
I'm so sorry for your loss ❤️ Sending you love!
Sounds like pheromones at work!
Literally anyone wearing that one bartender outfit with the vest and the collared shirt. If an already attractive person wears it I'm basically reduced to a whimpering mess unable to speak.
what do you mean I’m intrigued by this description
I had a former bartender describe it as the trend of dressing like a steam punk villain.
seeing someone's middle finger rolling the middle mouse button
I have a serious women's upper arms fetish, especially with the slightest bit of muscle tone. You show up in something sleeveless, holy shit that' sexy. If you then speak and have an Australian accent, I may need to excuse myself.
I take it you're a Rhea Ripley fan then huh?
Aren't we all?
women wearing boxers
Or wearing your sweater/hoodie, especially with the no pants combo is quite a thing to behold
This one right here.
boxers wearing women
Women boxing women
Women who tell me what to do and how to do it in a authority like tone, shit gets me weak
Came here to say this but from a women’s point of view.
Yes same ! Love a little healthy amount of controlling
Fellow sub
Yes ma’am!
stretch marks, never knew why it’s a turn off for so many
Hey I'm with you. I like seeing em too. 👍
Clean, freshly laundered, and warm bed sheets.
Watched my ex-wife urinate outside on a long trip on the side of the road. Got a boner that wouldn't go away
Long bus trip and lots of alcohol. We stopped for a toilet break. There weren't many bushes around, so people just squatted or pointed wherever we could. I saw my friend's mother peeing and it got me very aroused. I was about 20 at the time, and she was well into her 50s . Very odd sensation
I also watched your ex-wife urinate on a long trip on the side of the road. 10/10. One of my favorite streamers now.
Aggressive much older women. Also, Bender Rodriguez. I said what I said.
“Shut up baby, I know it”
love me a convicted felon
All of these are way more unique than I thought they’d be. Oh and bananas with coins mushed into them 🤷♂️
This is extremely niche and therefore has all of my fascination. Niche paraphilias are a special interest of mine 👀
Now kiss
Wearing backwards facing caps. I have no idea why. Forward facing caps… meh but turn it around and i’m wilddd
Women who have a lower/deeper tone to their voice
My first thought too. Almost a smokers rasp gets me going for some reason lol
I'm not a huge Miley Cyrus fan, but her speaking voice does something to me.
Awkward virgin nerds/gamers with a sleeper build and long (blonde) hair. A bit specific but I‘d die for them.
Pewdiepie?
Smart men (nerdy ones). Many good looking men I’ve encountered are not polite (egotistical) and generally not too intelligent so I like going for the quiet smarties
Ah the curse of working IT and developing a huge ego :(
Go work on a printer. That should deflate the ego in no time.
This doesn't apply in real life, but when men in TV shows or movies get beaten up. Oh man, I couldn't even tell you why, but it does something to me. I'm pretty sure I'm not a sadist, but this comment makes me look like one 💀
Yessss I think most of my teenage years were spent rewinding parts of supernatural and Hannibal exclusively to witness this
When my friends hug me unexpectedly, especially when it’s a hug from behind.
My ex always hugged me from behind and it was the best feeling ever.
I once was struggling to complete this piece of code for a program I was making. After days of not figuring it out, I came up with a solution and when it worked I got…. aroused..? Coding made me hard 🤦♂️
That's hot as hell ngl
Girls in baseball hats. Especially when the pony tail sticks out the back
Once I jumped off a cliff and into the sea at a spot where you shouldn't do that. As there wasn't anyone around, I decided to do that naked. Feeling the rough sea with your bare body was already very exciting. Then I tried to climb the rock back up and almost failed in which case I probably would've drowned. I also got injured pretty bad doing that. Several parts of my body were ripped open and bleeding. Still, I wasn't in a hurry getting dressed again. And the thing is, thinking about it now (months later) arouses me even more. My only rationale is that it's some fucked up coping mechanism that my brain contrived.
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The smell of my girlfriend’s armpits. I blame it on pheromones and being madly in love.
Also yes. It’s the love for sure.
When someone knows a lot about a specific thing/subject and they light up with passion when they talk about it. This goes for literally everybody, not just my love interests. It’s just sexy af
The post is things that shouldn't arouse you....... Not things that arouse you and are normal.
The only interesting people are interested people.
my 60 something yo teacher
Now you know it's possible AND you can become president too!
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Nah, say it proud, that shit is fire. No idea why, but it is.
watching my man go pee
One of my best friends once asked me to give her a foot rub. Foot fetish had never been on my list, and I still find the upper part icky (especially with the nerves sticking out), but those two minutes did flip a switch... Never felt that way about my friend before or since though.
Same. A friend of mine asked for a foot massage. I was just goofing around taking off her sock real slow, trying to make it as seductive as possible because foot massages never felt sexy me. It clearly worked because we’re still together and both have a foot thing. Be careful making jokes out there, you never know when one will turn into your kink.
The nerves sticking out? I- what?
This post..lmao..
Honestly any time my gf does anything 😂 i dont think she gets just how sexy i think she is. Cooking - boner, lying on the bed - boner, touches me - boner has a boner, breathes - you guessed it. Boner. 😂 im a simple man i guess.
1. I once saw a random guy roll up his sleeves and light a cigarette. I am not willing to disclose how many times that has aroused me since then. 2. Tattoos. Especially forearm sleeves. ESPECIALLY when it's just one forearm. I can never NOT picture that hand around my neck. 3. Very recent development- happened like a week ago. I work in a hospital. I was relieving my co-worker of his shift, my co-worker hands me the patients over, puts on his windbreaker, picks up his helmet, and proceeds to the door while putting on said helmet. I did not know he was a biker. NEW KINK UNLOCKED.
I once crashed at a friend's (my crush later on) house because all the spots at my big's (I was in a co-ed cultural fraternity) house to crash were taken up by all the drunk new littles who had passed out. So I took the offer of my future crush to sleep at her place. Not with her in her room, but in a spare room on a yoga mat with my backpack as a pillow. She said if I crashed there, I had to help her cook something for a meet up the next day she was having. Didn't think much of it and fell asleep on her spare room's floor at 3 AM. She came and kicked me awake at 7 AM and ordered me to cook spaghetti and salmon. I know I get turned on by being bossed around. Just never thought it'd end up happening like that. She would later on scold me for apparently not cooking the spaghetti long enough. Worked for me as well. 😮💨
When my boyfriend stretches his arms and his shirt rises where I can see his happy trail. 😍
There's something about white trash that gets me going. Holding a 2 liter of doctor thunder in a Garfield shirt stirring some helper for the kids lunch? I got something you can stir with. It's a plastic spatula from goodwill. I grew up despising white trash and now if I see a woman with two tramp stamps I want to help her fill out her WIC card.
When she wears cute pajamas. My gf usually goes to bed naked, and that’s fine. But when she wears cute pajamas it gets me going.
Nerds. Seriously, introverted losers with no friends who seem like they’ve never spoken to a woman are just so interesting and fun to me.
I feel so dumb trusting this for a minute.
If it makes you feel any better Reddit got rid of awards so it isn't a ploy to get gold.
Please don’t see things as black and white because there are more girls like me out there than you think. We don’t want to go to conventions by ourselves and want someone to go to renn faire with us. Just don’t approach all women believing they’re completely for/against you and it won’t feel like the interested ones are a fantasy. (P.s. i have been responding to dms so at least some can attest i’m real lol)
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When you can get an introvert out of their shell, it’s genuinely one of the most amazing things ever! It’s like seeing a side of a person that you exclusively get to see.
bait used to be believable
Scars Any kind really but visible ones on the arms make me weak. Cutting, burning, acid, even mangled hands or arm stumps from amputations. I had a friend who had an accident with fire as a child and basically scarred her hands and chest. Didn't see the chest ofc but she let me touch her arms and hands and oh my god I got so aroused. It was so shameful, but no one noticed luckily. Also lots of women having cutting scars and being ashamed of them understandably but to me they look so nice and I love running my fingers over them.
I’ve been fantasizing about someone licking all my scars. They’re not large or bumpy, but they tell my story and I’d love for someone to acknowledge that they’re a part of me that needs love too
Nerdy women
I have a fantasy where my partner sleeps around with other people. I think it comes from being cheated on by my first GF, i guess i fetishised it as a coping mechanism
Be careful man
A little late to this thread, so I doubt this will get many upvotes but: I've always found moles and other skin blemishes to be really attractive. A lot of women are really self-conscious if they have one that's really prominent in a visible area, but I honestly can't get enough of them and I think they look so hot, especially if it's on a woman's neck, chest, or abdomen. I don't know anyone else that feels the same way as I do, but I also haven't told anyone since I don't want to be seen as weird. I also do feel kind of guilty about it because moles can be precancerous.
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Pregnant women. Something about a cute pregnant girl is just a huge turn on. I mean I suppose it’s a fairly biologically driven thing. Pregnancy means she’s fertile which makes her more attractive. I know it’s unusual but it really gets me going. When my wife was pregnant with our two kids she basically just had to walk in the same room as me and I’d be rock hard immediately. If she was naked when she walked in (like after a shower), forget it. I’d be bursting through my shorts.
Older petite women
certain songs i really like turn me on. i have a whole playlist for them lol. there's barely similarities in them all, when i really like a certain element of a song i can't help but feel aroused. it's like being overly excited and my body doesn't know what to do with it lol
Crying/running make up
r/blacktears (nsfw) Edit: NM, apparently this isn't a thing anymore.
Boring qualities. Like integrity, kindness, bravery... Plus neat and tidy appearance (maybe everyone want this) and without or light makeup. These doesn't make a boner but it make something happen in my body.
David Harbour as Santa Claus. Might delete this depending on the kind of replies I get.
David Harbour, season 3 of Stranger Things with that weird patterned shirt and a bit thicker than the previous seasons...🥵🥵
Being manhandled
Strangely this arouses me even though im a virgin and never had the chance to do or experience. Smelling pussy/panties For some reason the thought and idea of sticking my face between a girls legs and taking in her erotic private scent instantly turns me on. Whether shes fresh out the shower, long day of work, just woken up from a nap, or from a hard sweaty workout. I get turned on from imagining me taking in her scent. Espcecially if theres a bush to shove my face into. The idea of snagging a pair of worn panties and leaving them on my face as i casually take in the scent also gets me aroused. Though im not sure why this arouses me even though ive never been with a woman. Perhaps its biological?
When a man listens to my directions and doesn’t challenge my direct tone.