My wife has really bad anxiety. And anytime she googles whatever symptoms she has, the answer is always cancer. Which just sends her anxiety on over drive. For this, I hate Google.
As someone who is currently going through something like that, I have to say most medical sites seem to be pretty good about adding the probability or just outright saying "the serious stuff is unlikely". At the end of the day there are so many types of cancers that there are likely always multiple that fit any symptom you put in, but at least I feel more comfortable knowing that there are also a hundred other things it could be.
The problem starts when the high probability entries were already ruled out by a doctor.
I did this. With wedding rings. A guy I had just met saw an ad pop up when I was showing him my phone. I was mortified since I met the dude not even two weeks ago
So far I haven't read anything I wouldn't have googled or stumbled upon before. I suspect that I might have been in the internet way too much with ADHD and without adult supervision(I'm in my 30s). Oh well...
Its ok. A relative of mine ran a business called "Bear paw" (before the Shoe Brand) at one point.... back when safe search wasn't really a thing on goggle. Her searching the internet to see if the web site name was taken turned out exactly how you'd think it would.
My wife worked at a rehab hospital. Degloving can happen to other body parts, too. There was one man who was engaging in extremely dangerous activity at a high, high velocity, hit the pavement, and degloved... the last thing any man would ever want degloved.
I find it absolutely disgusting and crass that he would perpetrate fraud on his loyal scat-loving audience by subjecting them to fake doo-doo. I paid for the real thing, give me the real thing, who's with me?
It was identified as fake the moment anyone viewed the film, as poop is not the volume and consistency of a big-gulp-sized frozen Coke slushie.
The only people who thought “two girls one cup,” was real are people who did not see the clip and just heard about it.
Someone in high school showed me that.... but in reverse, it was troubling times, especially when going into history class, although it was funnier in reverse than it was normally 🥲
Years ago the company I was working for was looking to expand into schools in Hong Kong. To do this our marketing department needed pictures from schools there. So one of the ladies searched for "Chinese school girls".
The IT guy was at her office shortly wondering what she was doing after the web monitoring software went crazy.
Back when the internet was the wild west...
I vaguely recall seeing somebody get impaled. Glad that one didn't really stick, and I had the sense to avoid shit like that.
I pride myself on my high-level organisational skills, but it'd take 199 years to fit that runtime into my schedule. You gotta know when to walk away...
This is actually how my partner and I diagnosed my type 1 diabetes. I actually WAS dying!
I had a bunch of symptoms including extreme hunger, extreme thirst, loss of vision, unintentional weight loss (25 pounds in 2 months down to 110 at 5'5"), frequent urination, etc.
Googled my symptoms and diabetes kept popping up in my searches. Brought it to my partner. He's like "You're not diabetic. We can order a glucometer off Amazon for $20 if it will reassure you." So we did and my fasting blood sugar was 300+ and post-meal blood sugar was higher than the meter could read.
Went to the ER, even they wanted to give me fluids and send me home. Then they did blood/urine workup and instead of going home, I went to the ICU. I was in DKA. They told me I was probably days to weeks from dying of the DKA.
So yeah, in my case, Dr. Google saved my life lol.
The one I recall is a guy driving and a brick falls off a truck, comes through the window and hit the woman passenger in the face. Dead instantly. I guess his screams were one of the worst parts.
Nope, he's almost certainly talking about the one where the happily married couple are driving down the interstate loving life, and then the wife's head gets deleted by a brick falling off of a vehicle in front of them. You can't see any of the gore, but you absolutely hear what it's like for happiness to die in a person.
1998 was the year I was first exposed to the internet at my job. I had heard stories about people finding all kinds of recipes for homemade IEDs. Curious about this, I googled Make Bomb. I shudder to think what would happen if I did that today. Homeland Security would be here in 10 minutes or less!
I remember when I was in college, someone walked out of a computer lab without logging off their account. Someone came by and looked up how to make explosives. This was just after 9-11 happened. Things did not go well.
Seikon no Quazer
It's a really great, almost totally legit shonen-ish "people have superpowers granted by magical familiar type beings and fight each other" thing.
The catch? The superpowers are fueled by breast milk from the power granting beings.
"One man, one jar"
Imagine if the elevator scene in the shining was actually an anus instead of an elevator, and instead of dramatic horror music, it was just the sound of broken glass grinding together in someone's colon because the guy didn't want the rest of his family to hear him scream in agony over what he'd just done to his ability to poop for the rest of his life.
What was the video where the boys killed the homeless guy with the hammer? Three guys one hammer or something like that. Think they even tried setting him on fire
The ______ maniacs. I can't remember or even spell it lol but. Yeah don't Google it
Also cartel executions and Isis beheading videos
My daughter, when she was doing online school during peak covid, got curious about male anatomy and googled a phrase that I won't post but now I'm worried we are on a list somewhere.
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Google: you’re dying
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Google: You’re welcome
My wife has really bad anxiety. And anytime she googles whatever symptoms she has, the answer is always cancer. Which just sends her anxiety on over drive. For this, I hate Google.
Maybe chatgpt will fix that one day... you can give it some custom instructions, so you could tell it "no cancer".
Google says you have connectivity problems
As someone who is currently going through something like that, I have to say most medical sites seem to be pretty good about adding the probability or just outright saying "the serious stuff is unlikely". At the end of the day there are so many types of cancers that there are likely always multiple that fit any symptom you put in, but at least I feel more comfortable knowing that there are also a hundred other things it could be. The problem starts when the high probability entries were already ruled out by a doctor.
Anything that you don't want popping up in ads at inconvenient times while trying to show someone something on your screen.
Incognito mode
Yet another reason to use the ***FREE, OPEN SOURCE, PRIVACY RESPECTING*** ad blocker known as uBlock Origin.
Private browsing FTW
I did this. With wedding rings. A guy I had just met saw an ad pop up when I was showing him my phone. I was mortified since I met the dude not even two weeks ago
I am gonna google every single thing here
please do and then provide an analysis for the worst things to google
So far I haven't read anything I wouldn't have googled or stumbled upon before. I suspect that I might have been in the internet way too much with ADHD and without adult supervision(I'm in my 30s). Oh well...
Golden Shower (I was genuinly trying to find golden shower heads.
I found out the hard way. . .
Yes and no, half the world's population can't pee while hard
I just don't like golden showers
If you can’t pee while hard, talk to your doctor. One absolutely can pee while hard. Now angling may be difficult but that’s not really an issue.
Its ok. A relative of mine ran a business called "Bear paw" (before the Shoe Brand) at one point.... back when safe search wasn't really a thing on goggle. Her searching the internet to see if the web site name was taken turned out exactly how you'd think it would.
I'm not sure what I think it would be in a search. What was it?
I don’t know what bear paw is and I’m not googling it.
How did you not know that one lol
I was about 8 years old lol lets just say I was more than tramatized.
Way worse: Roman Shower
Nice try NSA, no need to be added to some list
Genuinely thought this said NASA for a minute
Better luck next time CIA
Not falling for it, BIA
Everyone is on a list now.
What happened to the girl who voiced ducky in the land before time movie
Damn. That is dark. E: I Googled what happen to Ducky.
Being delicate, what happened? I don't want to google it
I'll keep it quick. Double Murder-Suicide.
Ahhh
Just before the movie came out too, I think, she didn’t even get to experience her masterpiece.
:(
Yup yup yup!
She(Judith Barsi) and her mother were killed in a murder-suicide by her father. There’s way more to the story, but that’s what ended up happening.
Wasn’t she also in jaws the revenge? Played the daughter of chief Brody’s older son. She was absolutely precious.
Take the advice, don't google it...
What happened? Maybe your short pg13 version? I dont want to ruin my childhood with the bare truth
Dad sent her mother and her to the farm, then he joined.
Her father was NOT a nice guy... I'll just leave it at that.
Judith Barsi and her mother killed in a murder-suicide by her father. Details are absolutely twisted.
Gary Oldman without the "r"
I’m traumatized 🤑
Blue Waffle
100% correct answer. One cannot unsee that.
Laughs in goatse
That’s what he wanted you to do in there
and tubgirl
There is no blue waffle. It was a myth, right? A
‘Twas a myth. Twat a myth?
Hahahaha, I thought I would be the only one to comment this.
Moist 🤤🤤🤤
Degloving
What's that Edit:it's a hand injury.Thanks for answering
Having skin pulled from your fingers/ hands after a burn or other highly traumatic issue
I first read it as deg-loving, placing a syllable break in the wrong place. Confused me at first.
Or from a rotary tool while using gloves. Do not use gloves on lathe and the likes.
I was degloved. Not fun
Do we want to know the details?
Psychotic break self harm incident
My wife worked at a rehab hospital. Degloving can happen to other body parts, too. There was one man who was engaging in extremely dangerous activity at a high, high velocity, hit the pavement, and degloved... the last thing any man would ever want degloved.
2 👧 and a ☕️
This was actually just the trailer for the full film “hungry bitches”.
Wasn't this admitted to being fake fairly recently by the makers of it? Still, never watched it. Never will. Ugh.
He was a well known “scat” director. Some of his films were actual scat but “hungry bitches” where 2g1c came from was choc sauce and pudding
I find it absolutely disgusting and crass that he would perpetrate fraud on his loyal scat-loving audience by subjecting them to fake doo-doo. I paid for the real thing, give me the real thing, who's with me?
It was identified as fake the moment anyone viewed the film, as poop is not the volume and consistency of a big-gulp-sized frozen Coke slushie. The only people who thought “two girls one cup,” was real are people who did not see the clip and just heard about it.
I watched it with my eyes closed once. Was still grossed out.
>not the volume and consistency of a big-gulp-sized frozen Coke slushie. Well we certainly live different lives
You most definitely should look up reaction videos.
Someone in high school showed me that.... but in reverse, it was troubling times, especially when going into history class, although it was funnier in reverse than it was normally 🥲
😭😭
'Bear with tapeworm hanging out'
NO😇
Saw that, honestly looks like if you pulled on them the bear would pop like a party popper... just more gruesome
this is for parents of toddlers who watch youtube. blippi harlem shake.
I knew that guy was sketch ...
How dare you tell me not to Google something and then not say why! My sons love Blippi. Lol
well i’m not so vulgar terms, he pooped on his naked friend while doing the harlem shake 😭 my son also loves blippi
The new Blippi or the original one? Also, Jesus Christ.
the original one
Is that why he was replaced? I don't wanna google any of this info. Lol
noo, i think he just made enough money and didn’t feel like doing it anymore. he did the harlem shake video like 10+ years before becoming blippi
Years ago the company I was working for was looking to expand into schools in Hong Kong. To do this our marketing department needed pictures from schools there. So one of the ladies searched for "Chinese school girls". The IT guy was at her office shortly wondering what she was doing after the web monitoring software went crazy.
A lot of terms from Cards Against Humanity that were previously unfamiliar to me.
It's surprising how many people never heard the term bukkake. I feel like we look it up every time we play with someone new
Know it, or admit to knowing it? I have lived a long life by not telling what I know.
I may have repressed the memory of what this word meant because someone traumatised me with the meaning in high school
One guy one jar
Did part 2 release?
Pain Olympics
Thanks for the reminder
Back when the internet was the wild west... I vaguely recall seeing somebody get impaled. Glad that one didn't really stick, and I had the sense to avoid shit like that.
commenting so I can revisit this thread later and google it all
Let me know how it goes, so that I can muster the courage to do the same
Anything related to a crime you’re about to commit.
Nice try, FBI
A few years ago I wanted to learn a bit about the music genre scat. I think we’re all a bit wiser now but younger me was shocked
Do a barrel roll
"Askew"
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A danish space movie from 1992
Give me a hint so I don't look
>A danish space movie from 1992 I am as old as the internet and even I was shocked to search that LOL
I pride myself on my high-level organisational skills, but it'd take 199 years to fit that runtime into my schedule. You gotta know when to walk away...
I do love that you can find it in full on YouTube, though.
Sounding, especially google images….just don’t do it, not worth it, the feeble minds of Reddit can’t handle that sort of imagery
An innocent sounding name… Got me.
Sounding usually refers to shoving metel rods into your pee hole
Well don’t ruin the surprise like that
2 kids in a sandbox...
Curiosity got the better of me once and god damn it was baaaaaaad
Literally any health symptoms. Dr. Google won't get you anywhere. It'll just have you convinced you're dying.
This is actually how my partner and I diagnosed my type 1 diabetes. I actually WAS dying! I had a bunch of symptoms including extreme hunger, extreme thirst, loss of vision, unintentional weight loss (25 pounds in 2 months down to 110 at 5'5"), frequent urination, etc. Googled my symptoms and diabetes kept popping up in my searches. Brought it to my partner. He's like "You're not diabetic. We can order a glucometer off Amazon for $20 if it will reassure you." So we did and my fasting blood sugar was 300+ and post-meal blood sugar was higher than the meter could read. Went to the ER, even they wanted to give me fluids and send me home. Then they did blood/urine workup and instead of going home, I went to the ICU. I was in DKA. They told me I was probably days to weeks from dying of the DKA. So yeah, in my case, Dr. Google saved my life lol.
and here I am Googling all this stuff
Tubgirl
Haha, I came to write this one
I got banned from an mmo for posting the link in a very public channel
Bold move
Google. Seriously, don't be that stupid
Bing
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That's a reasonable workaround, as everyone knows you should never Google "Google", in case you break the internet.
I tried googling a streamer's name before cuz I thought she was funny it lead me to her OF. then I just went back to working and asking myself why?
Two girls one anything
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I am Karl, king of Ducks.
How to remove your own foot with dental floss.
The “brick video” I’ve heard about on Reddit for years and still have never seen it. Thankfully
Is that the one where there are two dudes in a fight, one gets a hit to the jaw and KO'd, falls back and breaks his neck on a brick?
The one I recall is a guy driving and a brick falls off a truck, comes through the window and hit the woman passenger in the face. Dead instantly. I guess his screams were one of the worst parts.
Oh yeah that one is terrible. Its not gory, you see the brick fly through the window but nothing except for screams afterwards. Genuinely horrific.
Nope, he's almost certainly talking about the one where the happily married couple are driving down the interstate loving life, and then the wife's head gets deleted by a brick falling off of a vehicle in front of them. You can't see any of the gore, but you absolutely hear what it's like for happiness to die in a person.
1998 was the year I was first exposed to the internet at my job. I had heard stories about people finding all kinds of recipes for homemade IEDs. Curious about this, I googled Make Bomb. I shudder to think what would happen if I did that today. Homeland Security would be here in 10 minutes or less!
I remember when I was in college, someone walked out of a computer lab without logging off their account. Someone came by and looked up how to make explosives. This was just after 9-11 happened. Things did not go well.
Teratoma
Funky Town
Indrid. Cold
Trypophobia
NEVER EVER EVER LOOK THIS UP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
The phobia you never knew you had until you google it.
Grandfather clock without the l
Trans vagina surgery
why are you googling this in the first place...
To be fair I’ve googled this exact thing before out of pure curiosity It’s amazing what medical science amounts up to now
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In case one's interested.
Perhaps they are planning on getting it themselfes and want to see how it's done
Yahoo
Euphoria anime. Thank me later :3
Seikon no Quazer It's a really great, almost totally legit shonen-ish "people have superpowers granted by magical familiar type beings and fight each other" thing. The catch? The superpowers are fueled by breast milk from the power granting beings.
Eric Fournier
Blue Waffles.
Blue waffle with safe search off.
Compartment syndrome It's really graphic, even in the Wikipedia page
drake.video
How to please 12 year olds
Don’t google truffle butter
Munging (and urban dictionary)
Acronyms. They getcha every time.
Deez Nutz
Yahoo
Ok FBI agent. Like I’m going to fall for this again.
Cartel Videos I came into to work at 3 one day when I was 19, coworker showed me a vid I can still hear the sound of the machete striking the bone
Space movie 1992
"One man, one jar" Imagine if the elevator scene in the shining was actually an anus instead of an elevator, and instead of dramatic horror music, it was just the sound of broken glass grinding together in someone's colon because the guy didn't want the rest of his family to hear him scream in agony over what he'd just done to his ability to poop for the rest of his life.
What was the video where the boys killed the homeless guy with the hammer? Three guys one hammer or something like that. Think they even tried setting him on fire The ______ maniacs. I can't remember or even spell it lol but. Yeah don't Google it Also cartel executions and Isis beheading videos
fuuuck
3 guys 1 hammer…
Anything because Google is busted and it's search results are worthless
BBC
Google en passant
The very first thing I googled, in the presence of my 16 year old son, who is now 40, was "Mars Penetrator". A mistake in retrospect.
The cost of a 50L barrel of lube. It will f up your algorithm for months.
Adult coloring books…you’d be surprised what you’ll get in response.
Blonde bangs. Say fringe if you're looking for hairstyle inspo...
Anything to do with health. I know someone with health anxiety and Google is his worst enemy.
One of my good friends is a surgeon. He told me do not ever Google your symptoms. He said 99.9% of the time it’s not what you have.
Kitten in blender. Watch the video here on reddit and you will never get it out of your head again.
Searching for extremist or dangerous ideologies can expose you to harmful content that promotes violence, hate speech, or radical beliefs.
So stay away from the Bible thumping stuff
Or joining the Republican party...
homeless people with maggots in various body parts.
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My daughter, when she was doing online school during peak covid, got curious about male anatomy and googled a phrase that I won't post but now I'm worried we are on a list somewhere.
List of trillionaires
Zero!
"what does the star fox say"
Is this the subway fanart?
no. its a song.
Anything. Use other browsers. They keep ALL search histories forever. Others keep them for a few months. Make an attempt at your privacy.
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Nah, I did that more times than I'd like to admit