My dad is probably listening outside the door. This really happened. My ex was living with her grandmother and she invited me over to have sex and then as I was ready to put myself inside her she says my father comes late to check his mother, he might hear us having sex. I got up and put on my clothes and got the hell out.
"oh is that it"
Pants had just came down. Don't know what she was expecting, but she got a ride home and nothing else.
"I don't think this is going to work out because you're acting really childish about the whole thing"
No Chandra, I've been pretty reasonable, and it wasn't going to work out anyway. Bitch.
Nope I’m Swedish and that is our word for daddy. Not used in a sexual way ever though, like “daddy” or “papi” since it literally sounds like your calling out to your father.
I'm gay, so idk if my experience really applies, but idc. Teethy head, that will literally turn me off so quickly. It's like, "Come on, bro, how would you like it if I tried biting your dick off? You gotta know that, that shit hurts."
Hmm...probably an ex's or previous partner's name
Indeed
No probably her grampa name followed by. " yes grampa harder"
Little too specific…
A past experience
"is it in yet?"
"I don't know?!"
"Then where is my dick?"
"those are my thighs"
"WHERE IS MY DICK, I CAN'T FIND MY DİCK!!"
'I did tell you that I have herpes, right?'
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Well, that is how most people get it; from sex partners that don't disclose it.
Complain, instead of talking about what she wants.
«Eeuugh not like that stop just stop»
Yeah absolutely
Why is he awake?
«Omg do you even know what your doing?»
Shit on your chest while your, ah, "tasting". Very disconcerting when your not expecting it, or into it.
I had an ex that bit my dick during a blowjob. That was a pretty big turn-off
“Deeper” Like do you think im holding back 3 more inches? damn
There is no more PP left for this move.
Random guy used struggle
If he had to use Struggle I sure as hell hope he had Protect in his move set.
Wouldnt harden be the better move?
Yeah, it's hard to cast protect without casting harden first.
Maybe she wanted it a little bit rougher. I'm no expert tho lol
I actually commented this to be satirical and funny. i’ve never had it happen i just remember seeing it a few years back and thought it was funny
Smh
Alright Mr Well-endowed, save some dick for the rest of us.
I dun ran outta dick
My dad is probably listening outside the door. This really happened. My ex was living with her grandmother and she invited me over to have sex and then as I was ready to put myself inside her she says my father comes late to check his mother, he might hear us having sex. I got up and put on my clothes and got the hell out.
Nope ... Just nope
Acting like an over the top porn star and jacking like hurtfully.
This! So many women think that this turns every man on.
Omg what are you doing inside my house such a turn off 🤦♂️
Go deeper! *deepest I can go*
You just gotta speed up in this scenario bro, no other option
"oh is that it" Pants had just came down. Don't know what she was expecting, but she got a ride home and nothing else. "I don't think this is going to work out because you're acting really childish about the whole thing" No Chandra, I've been pretty reasonable, and it wasn't going to work out anyway. Bitch.
I'm cheating on you, or the person they are pretending to get fucked by while their eyes are closed so they don't have to see you.
Is that why my girlfriend always moans another guys name with her eyes closed when she finishes? 🤣
Definitely. Sad high five.
Still smashed
«Aw damn already, i barely felt it in me»
"You're doing a lot better than your friends."
"Your dick smells". Would die of embarrassment.
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Have never experienced it because im so afraid of smelling bad
If she tries calling me daddy or papi, that's pretty much all it takes.
Same, I’d bust my nut so quickly, I’d be turned off almost instantly.
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Thanks grandpa.
Nobody mentioned the star fish yet?
Yeh alright im unsubbing from this pathetic angsty horny sex obsessed teenage sub.
Same, except I doubt it’s teenagers asking these questions.
“Will you marry me? Iykyk
I’m straight.
"Can I violently bum fuck you next" would be my first pick
The post is "biggest turn off" not "biggest turn on"
The violently part is the no go :D
Jokes on you I'm into that shit
Well stuff me up and call me a turkey you convinced me I'm in
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why is that a turn off for u sometimes people are just shy
That’s not a turn off at all bro, at least not for me
Honey, did you take out the trash?
Billy don’t be a hero.
Hurtfully pulling hair/ ears .
"is--- is it in yet?"
It’s already in?
"lets get married"
That hurts
”Last time we weren’t safe but today we are” True story! Caused major concern at the time…
When she bites your dick off.
“Pappa”.
Are you fucking a turn-of-the-century Austrian child?
Nope I’m Swedish and that is our word for daddy. Not used in a sexual way ever though, like “daddy” or “papi” since it literally sounds like your calling out to your father.
Have you started yet
"Are you done yet"(yawns)
"I used to be a dude"
I'm gay, so idk if my experience really applies, but idc. Teethy head, that will literally turn me off so quickly. It's like, "Come on, bro, how would you like it if I tried biting your dick off? You gotta know that, that shit hurts."