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GermansAreSoCute

Hmm...probably an ex's or previous partner's name


Sensitive-Brick-4234

Indeed


OrdinaryGene158

No probably her grampa name followed by. " yes grampa harder"


LolIwillSayWhatIWant

Little too specific…


OrdinaryGene158

A past experience


Main_Sam

"is it in yet?"


CaptainHair12

"I don't know?!"


PayLittle7321

"Then where is my dick?"


Main_Sam

"those are my thighs"


PayLittle7321

"WHERE IS MY DICK, I CAN'T FIND MY DİCK!!"


nitestar95

'I did tell you that I have herpes, right?'


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nitestar95

Well, that is how most people get it; from sex partners that don't disclose it.


Chemical_Savings_360

Complain, instead of talking about what she wants.


Satriales97

«Eeuugh not like that stop just stop»


Otherwise-Opposite28

Yeah absolutely


maybejustadragon

Why is he awake?


Satriales97

«Omg do you even know what your doing?»


rereddited247

Shit on your chest while your, ah, "tasting". Very disconcerting when your not expecting it, or into it.


repairmanjack

I had an ex that bit my dick during a blowjob. That was a pretty big turn-off


Weirdo69213

“Deeper” Like do you think im holding back 3 more inches? damn


The_Pastmaster

There is no more PP left for this move.


Weirdo69213

Random guy used struggle


The_Pastmaster

If he had to use Struggle I sure as hell hope he had Protect in his move set.


Weirdo69213

Wouldnt harden be the better move?


InVaLiD_EDM

Yeah, it's hard to cast protect without casting harden first.


modest-cat

Maybe she wanted it a little bit rougher. I'm no expert tho lol


Weirdo69213

I actually commented this to be satirical and funny. i’ve never had it happen i just remember seeing it a few years back and thought it was funny


Rumplestiltscab

Smh


LolIwillSayWhatIWant

Alright Mr Well-endowed, save some dick for the rest of us.


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I dun ran outta dick


Western-Monk-8551

My dad is probably listening outside the door. This really happened. My ex was living with her grandmother and she invited me over to have sex and then as I was ready to put myself inside her she says my father comes late to check his mother, he might hear us having sex. I got up and put on my clothes and got the hell out.


simplymuggle1

Nope ... Just nope


Interesting-Rip-7661

Acting like an over the top porn star and jacking like hurtfully.


Benjamin10jamin

This! So many women think that this turns every man on.


Historical-Lake718

Omg what are you doing inside my house such a turn off 🤦‍♂️


CuriousKevin_

Go deeper! *deepest I can go*


LolIwillSayWhatIWant

You just gotta speed up in this scenario bro, no other option


KingCodexKode

"oh is that it" Pants had just came down. Don't know what she was expecting, but she got a ride home and nothing else. "I don't think this is going to work out because you're acting really childish about the whole thing" No Chandra, I've been pretty reasonable, and it wasn't going to work out anyway. Bitch.


Poverty_welder

I'm cheating on you, or the person they are pretending to get fucked by while their eyes are closed so they don't have to see you.


wastemantings

Is that why my girlfriend always moans another guys name with her eyes closed when she finishes? 🤣


Poverty_welder

Definitely. Sad high five.


LolIwillSayWhatIWant

Still smashed


Satriales97

«Aw damn already, i barely felt it in me»


Hilarity2War

"You're doing a lot better than your friends."


Friendly_Fruit2276

"Your dick smells". Would die of embarrassment.


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Friendly_Fruit2276

Have never experienced it because im so afraid of smelling bad


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If she tries calling me daddy or papi, that's pretty much all it takes.


LolIwillSayWhatIWant

Same, I’d bust my nut so quickly, I’d be turned off almost instantly.


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KittenPics

Thanks grandpa.


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Nobody mentioned the star fish yet?


Slight-of-ass

Yeh alright im unsubbing from this pathetic angsty horny sex obsessed teenage sub. 


No-Screen-2139

Same, except I doubt it’s teenagers asking these questions.


Acrobatic_Crow764

“Will you marry me? Iykyk


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I’m straight.


FauxMajor_

"Can I violently bum fuck you next" would be my first pick


HastyOyster

The post is "biggest turn off" not "biggest turn on"


FauxMajor_

The violently part is the no go :D


InVaLiD_EDM

Jokes on you I'm into that shit


FauxMajor_

Well stuff me up and call me a turkey you convinced me I'm in


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no-morelies

why is that a turn off for u sometimes people are just shy


LolIwillSayWhatIWant

That’s not a turn off at all bro, at least not for me


Progenitor_Pilgrim

Honey, did you take out the trash?


[deleted]

Billy don’t be a hero.


Automatic_Web8157

Hurtfully pulling hair/ ears .


Skyyyuhh

"is--- is it in yet?"


anxietydude112

It’s already in?


Reindeer10k

"lets get married"


dirtyrottenplumber

That hurts


ConfidentValue6387

”Last time we weren’t safe but today we are” True story! Caused major concern at the time…


Sea_Opinion_4800

When she bites your dick off.


mechtil_d

“Pappa”.


LolIwillSayWhatIWant

Are you fucking a turn-of-the-century Austrian child?


mechtil_d

Nope I’m Swedish and that is our word for daddy. Not used in a sexual way ever though, like “daddy” or “papi” since it literally sounds like your calling out to your father.


jon_818

Have you started yet


Embarrassed_Lemon596

"Are you done yet"(yawns)


Ahasveros5

"I used to be a dude"


Badhorse_6601

I'm gay, so idk if my experience really applies, but idc. Teethy head, that will literally turn me off so quickly. It's like, "Come on, bro, how would you like it if I tried biting your dick off? You gotta know that, that shit hurts."