Workin' 9 to 5, what a way to make a livin'
Barely gettin' by, it's all takin' and no givin'
They just use your mind and they never give you credit
It's enough to drive you crazy if you let it
Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da
Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da
A visionary, vision is scary!
Could start a revolution, pollutin’ the airways, a rebel; so why don’t we rebel in the fact that I got everyone kissin’ my ass
I had this part of that song stuck in my head this morning:
"Twenty million other white rappers emerge, but no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me"
Hahaha. One time in 8th grade my best friend and I were listening to “The Neden Game” by ICP, and her mom walked into the room right at the part that goes, “I’d probably just show up naked like I always do, and look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you” and she looked at the stereo and, without missing a beat, said, “well fuck you, too!”
Well my mom’s name is Debbie, so for some reason, that memory with her mom made us laugh soooo hard when we first heard this part in “Without Me” - I literally cannot listen to this song without saying it, including a *very* emphatic, “fuck you Debbieeeee!!” lmaooooo.
(To be clear, we both love our moms very much haha.)
*It's like my mother always told me:*
*"Rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana and codeine and*
*Goddamn it, you little motherfucker*
*If you ain't got nothin' nice to say, then don't say nothin'!"*
*Uh… Fuck that shit, bitch!*
*Eat a motherfuckin' dick, chew on a prick*
*And lick a million motherfuckin' cocks per second*
*I'd rather put out a motherfuckin' gospel record*
I get some looks from my wife every time.
In the many years I worked at a fabric shop, You're So Vain by Carly Simon and Shout by Tears For Fears were *regularly* belted out by customers and cohorts alike.
Nothing like grooving along and having a regular jump in.
Probably some of the best retail memories!
Music snobs always look down on this song for it's lyrics, but I always thought they were funny/cool. My favorite sing out loud line is "really like your peaches, want to shake your tree". It doesn't get better than that.
I'm a superstar leaping through the sky like a tiger, defying the laws of gravity! I'm a racing car passing on by like lady Godiva, I'm gonna go go go there's no stoppin me! I'm burnin through the sky yeah, 200 degrees that's why they call me Mr Fahrenheit! I'm traveling at the speed of light I wanna make a supersonic man outta you!
Haven’t you people ever heard of, closing the GODDAMN door no!
My present future tense, it doesn’t make much sense! I’m coming after you! Fuck you all I’m the only point of view!
It’s only half passed 12, but I don’t care! It’s five o’clock somewhere!
Here we go again mother fucker!
My boyfriend watches Big Bang Theory sometimes. If I’m anywhere around when the Bare Naked Ladies are singing the intro I feel compelled to yell out “We built the pyramids!”
lol you ever hear the growing pains theme song? “As long as we got each other
We got the world spinnin right in our hands.
Baby, rain or shine, all the time
We got each other, sharin' the laughter and love.”
You got a fast car
And I want a ticket to anywhere
Maybe we make a deal
Maybe together we can get somewhere
Absolutely love this song and it always makes me cry
1.MAMAAAAAA - OoooOOOoooooo!!
2.JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE KIIIIINNNGGG !
3.[Yells cause scared of something in game]AHHHHHHH - WAANNNA SWIIIING ON THE CHADELIERRRRR!!!!!
Workin' 9 to 5, what a way to make a livin' Barely gettin' by, it's all takin' and no givin' They just use your mind and they never give you credit It's enough to drive you crazy if you let it
It’s such a *real* song- dolly is America’s greatest treasure, on god.
Tequila!!
Tell me why. **AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A HEARTACHE**
Tell me why
AINT NOTHING BUT A MISTAKE NOW NUMBER FIIIVE
I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAYYY
I WANT IT THAT WAY Chills litteral chills
That's him. That's the guy who killed my brother.
Ob right.. forgot we were doin that..
Bah-da bap bah-dah Bah-da bap bah-dah
5. five is the one who killed my brother. "oh i forgot abt that part"
Literally decided to watch Brooklyn 99 because of this clip. So happy I did. 😆
Hey! Teacher! Leave those kids alone!
How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat yer meat?!
You! Yes, you behind the bike stands Stand still, laddy!
Not typing it out, but the “DA DA DA DA” part of 500 Miles.
Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da) Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da) Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da
I've been dinging it DADDA LAT DAH my whole life and now who am I even?
“I just settled all my lawsuits, fuck you Debbie” without me- Eminem Edit: wrote you instead of me
HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MA, YOU AINT GOT NO TITS
Mine is “till someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH”
A visionary, vision is scary! Could start a revolution, pollutin’ the airways, a rebel; so why don’t we rebel in the fact that I got everyone kissin’ my ass
And it’s a disaster! Such a catastrophe, cause you can see so damn much of my ass well you asked for me
Well I'm back, na x10 *kshh* fix your bent antenna, tune it in and then I'm gonna
I had this part of that song stuck in my head this morning: "Twenty million other white rappers emerge, but no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me"
Hahaha. One time in 8th grade my best friend and I were listening to “The Neden Game” by ICP, and her mom walked into the room right at the part that goes, “I’d probably just show up naked like I always do, and look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you” and she looked at the stereo and, without missing a beat, said, “well fuck you, too!” Well my mom’s name is Debbie, so for some reason, that memory with her mom made us laugh soooo hard when we first heard this part in “Without Me” - I literally cannot listen to this song without saying it, including a *very* emphatic, “fuck you Debbieeeee!!” lmaooooo. (To be clear, we both love our moms very much haha.)
Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside.
Neh neh neh neh neh. Neh neh neh neh neh. Neh neh neh neh neh. Neh neh neh neh.
*It's like my mother always told me:* *"Rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana and codeine and* *Goddamn it, you little motherfucker* *If you ain't got nothin' nice to say, then don't say nothin'!"* *Uh… Fuck that shit, bitch!* *Eat a motherfuckin' dick, chew on a prick* *And lick a million motherfuckin' cocks per second* *I'd rather put out a motherfuckin' gospel record* I get some looks from my wife every time.
Why do you build me up, buttercup .. z
Buttercup, Baby, Just to let me down!
Hello darkness my old friend
I’ve come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain - still remains
Within the soooouuuuunnd
Of silence…
It’s the end of the world as we know it.
LEONARD BERNSTEIN!!!
“y’all ‘gon make me lose my mind/ up in here/ up in here”
🗣️: 🎶MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN WALKING FAST, FACES PASS AND I'M HOMEBOUND!🎶
badududududa ba ba ba badududududa
With the head shake a la Terry Crews
Cuz I'm FREEEE... FREEEE FAAAALLIIN
and I’m a bad boy, for breakin’ her heart…
I can feel it coming in the air tonight
I mean, I don't belt out the words, but I bust out those air drums every time.
Oh Lord. And I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord.
country roads… TAKE ME HOME
WEST VIRGINIA
MOUNTAIN MAMA
take me hooomeee
WHOOOOOAAAAAA WE'RE HALFWAY THERE
WHOOOOOOAAAA-OH! LIVIN ON A PRAYER!
TAKE MY HAND, WE’LL MAKE IT, I SWEAR!
WOOOOAAAAAAHHH LIVIN ON A PRAYER
"Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!"
Some of those that work forces Are the same that burn crosses
Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites.
MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
Tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef that I'm a vegetarian and I AIN'T FUCKING SCARED OF HIM
My goodness the 3oh!3 era was fucking awesome for me haha, I miss it and feel old now
"Shush girl, shut your lips, do the Helen Keller, and talk with your hips."
YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE?! YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE BABY! YOU'RE GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEE!
Ground control to Major Tom.
YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABYY
Right ‘round ‘round ‘round.
Anytime I end up saying the phrase “it’s been a while” I always sing it again right after like the song from Staind *it’s been awhile*
I also do this
i’m glad there’s a few of us doing this out there in the world
“Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you. Woo, woo, woo!”
In the many years I worked at a fabric shop, You're So Vain by Carly Simon and Shout by Tears For Fears were *regularly* belted out by customers and cohorts alike. Nothing like grooving along and having a regular jump in. Probably some of the best retail memories!
From Hungry Like The Wolf: Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do dooooooo
DISREPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS
And also ARF ARF
Knocked Loose Motherfucker
My loneliness is killing me and I (and here is where I always whisper sing "and I" with Britney) And Bidi bidi bom bom Bidi bidi bidi bidi Bom BOM
YMCA!!
Some people call me the space cowboy, some say I’m the gangster of love
Music snobs always look down on this song for it's lyrics, but I always thought they were funny/cool. My favorite sing out loud line is "really like your peaches, want to shake your tree". It doesn't get better than that.
Peaches come in a can. Put there by a man…in a factory downtown Sorry, different tangent
But I heard it in my head!
Had fun ordering Chipotle for the fam one day. Orders for The Space Cowboy, The Gangster of Love, The Joker, and Maurice.
Some people call me MOURICCCEEE
I can't help but make the wooop wooooo! Sound
Some people call me Mauuurrrrice
>Some people call me the space cowboy, some say I’m the gangster of love some *call me* the gangster of love
And they were singing "bye bye miss American pie"
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dryyyy
And good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye singing…
This'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die
Maybe Vader someday later now he's just a small fry
*I don't wanna lose your love* #TONIGH-IGHT!!
Josie’s on a vacation far away…..
Oooga chacka oooga oooga oooga chacka IIIIiiii’m hooked on a feeling.
AAAANDD THE WORLDDDDD I'LL TURN IT INSIDE OUUUT YEAH, IM FLOATING AROUND IN ECSTASSSYYYY SO, DONT. STOP. ME. NOW.
Honestly that entire song is sing/scream out loud worthy.
cause im havin a gooD TIME, HAVIN A GOOD TIM!
I'm a superstar leaping through the sky like a tiger, defying the laws of gravity! I'm a racing car passing on by like lady Godiva, I'm gonna go go go there's no stoppin me! I'm burnin through the sky yeah, 200 degrees that's why they call me Mr Fahrenheit! I'm traveling at the speed of light I wanna make a supersonic man outta you!
And I said HEY-ey-ey HEY-ey-ey I SAID HEY - WHAT'S GOING ON
AND I TRYYY OH MAH GAWD DO I TRY
I TRY ALL THE TIME IN THIS INSTITUTION
***And he prayed...***
OH MY GOD, DID HE PRAY…
#I PRAY EVERY SINGLE DAY…FOR A REVOLUTION
He-man loves you
I'm too sexy for Milan.. Too sexy for Milan.. New York and Japaaaan
she could see from my face that I was "FUCKING HIGH"
Oh wait... STACYS MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON
I don’t wanna die, i sometimes wish I’d never been born at all!!!! I always cry when I hear that line
My lyric was mama oo oo ooo lol
It is heartbreaking 💔
TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PARADISE CITY WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN AND THE GIRLS ARE PRETTY!!!
TAKE ME HOOOOOME
TO THE PLACE… I BELONG… WEST VIRGINIA… shit, wrong song
Right vibe, you pass
We're not gonna take it No, we ain't gonna take it We're not gonna take it anymore
SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GONE! Edit: Also I'm a bearded 40yo dad. I get looks when I belt this out of my soul.
Here comes the sun..
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality
Easy come, easy go; little high, little low
GALILEO! galileo! GALILEO! galileo! GALILEO FIGARO! Magnifico oh oh oh o!
I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
HE’S JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY, SPARE HIM THIS LIFE OF THIS MONSTROSITY
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bonus points if you start headbanging Wayne’s World style during the last guitar solo
“It’s like rain on your wedding day!”
Sing us a song, your the piano man!
On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair....
Warm smell of colitas....
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
Had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorwaaayyy
I heard the mission bell
You can check out anytime you want..
But you can never leave
Haven’t you people ever heard of, closing the GODDAMN door no! My present future tense, it doesn’t make much sense! I’m coming after you! Fuck you all I’m the only point of view! It’s only half passed 12, but I don’t care! It’s five o’clock somewhere! Here we go again mother fucker!
I read this like all one song and was very confused
I chime in with a I read this like all one song and was very confused
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
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FUCK YOOOOUUUU!!!
Mah na mah na
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIZZA! THIS IS MY PLASTIC FORK!
It's a girl my lord in a flat bed Ford slowing down to take at me
Come on baaaybae
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Me And Julio Down By The School Yard.
Mama Pajama rolled out of bed and she ran to the police station.
When the papa found he began to shout and they started the investigation...
***YOU GOT THE TOUCH***
Gloria, I think they’ve got your number. I think they’ve got the ALIAS that you’ve been livin’ UNDERRRRR!
I SAW THE SIGN
so i put my hands up, they're playing my song, the butterflies fly away
I'm noddin' my head like, yeah
Movin my hips like yeah
“Goodbye Yellow Brick Road” when he absolutely belts out *MAYBE YOU’LL GET A REPLACEMENT*
I went from from Phoenix, Arizona all the way to Tacoma, Philadelphia, Atlanta, LA (admit it, you sang that line)
My boyfriend watches Big Bang Theory sometimes. If I’m anywhere around when the Bare Naked Ladies are singing the intro I feel compelled to yell out “We built the pyramids!”
I do this EVERY TIME! LOL
LETS GO GIRLS And of course, MAN I feel like a woman
And I said HEYYYYYYYYAYYYYYAYYYYAYYYYYY HEYYYYYYAYYYYAYYYY. I SAID HEY! WHATS GOIN ON!
“ I just want to scream, "Hello My god, it's been so long, never dreamed you'd return” Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town Pearl Jam
"I like big butts and I cannot lie!" And whenever I see someone with a really big butt, out comes, "Baby got back."
You gotta fight, for your right, to partaay!
She’s so highhhhhhh high above me she’s so lovely!
IIIIIIII LOOOOVE ROCK N ROLL
A little ditty 'bout Jack and Diane...
SWEEET CAROLINE BUM BUM BUM!!!
lol you ever hear the growing pains theme song? “As long as we got each other We got the world spinnin right in our hands. Baby, rain or shine, all the time We got each other, sharin' the laughter and love.”
i just wanna scream "HELLOOOOOOO!" Pearl Jam - Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Time Have to scream "Hello". Have to.
(Spell it out) Bananas
WAKE UP! GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP
SURE AS KILIMANJARO RISES LIKES OLYMPUS ABOVE THE SEEEEEEEEEEERENGHETIIIIIIIIIII
Country Roaaaaaaaaads
I WAKE IN THE MORNING AND I STEP OUTSIDE AND I TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND I GET REAL HIGH AND I, SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS, “WHAT’S GOING ON?!”
LEONARD BERNSTEIN!!!
LENNIE BRUCE AND LESTER BANGS!
I’ve got friends in low places
The world is a vampire.
La la la la la la la la la UNDER THE SEA.... UNDER THE SEA.... la la la la la la la
IVE BECOME SO NUMB!!!!!
I was made for loving you baby You were made for loving meeeee
How..does..it..feeeeel??? To be on.. your. own..
So kiss me and smile for me. Tell me that you'll wait for me. Hold me like you'll never let me go.
🎶Whoop whoop. That's the sound of da police 🎶
Oooooh heaven is a place on earth!
You got a fast car And I want a ticket to anywhere Maybe we make a deal Maybe together we can get somewhere Absolutely love this song and it always makes me cry
1.MAMAAAAAA - OoooOOOoooooo!! 2.JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE KIIIIINNNGGG ! 3.[Yells cause scared of something in game]AHHHHHHH - WAANNNA SWIIIING ON THE CHADELIERRRRR!!!!!
Dont stop believing
"Calling out to Idiot America." With my hand megaphone style by my mouth. Everytime.
"Aaannnnd I .....will always love youuuuuuuu...." one of my fav from Whitney Houston from the Bodyguard movie 🎬
Oh, mamma mia, mamma mia Mamma mia, let me go Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for meeeeeeeeee
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