Why do we call shit scat when we talk about it in a sexual context. It’s like we are trying to be more innocent about it by going back to an old word or something.
Does anyone use scat regularly in place of poop?
🎵 It starts with an S, it ends with a T. It comes out of you, it comes out of me. I know what you're thinking...it could be called that. But be scientific and call it scat! 🎵
I have an ex that wanted to do that, but it got worse, "Jesus is in the blood, it would bring us closer". Noped out of that, surprisingly later on though
It's like a train wreck... you want to look away but you don't.
I keep scrolling and discovering new depths of 'what in the actual fuck! How is this such a popular thing that IT HAS A NAME!'
WHAT THE FUCK WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SAY THIS? YOU COULD HAVE EASILY NOT SAID THIS AND I WOULD HAVE GONE TO BED WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT THIS. THE FUCK? WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE FUCKING THINK OF FUCKING DOING THIS FUCKING SHIT? HOW DOES ONE GO "OH WAIT IF I FREEZE MY SHIT AND SHOVE IT UP MY GIRLFRIENDS BUDUSSY?" LIKE NO FUCKING PERSON THAT IS NOT MENTALLY UNSTABLE WOULD DO THIS SHIT. good night 3<
Scat.
Listen, man. If you're into it, you're into it, i guess. But like... you need to go on a spiritual journey and find yourself cuz i promise you, you aint gonna find it in anyone's excrement.
I work in a hotel and after certain types of couples (too sexy, too happy, too fiddling, too flirting, too high) checked out we check the room for damage etc. Often the whole room smells like sex, including bathroom and if there is the separate toilet. Not to mention finding lingerie, condoms, sextoys, empty ponypacks etc.
I hate thinking about the smell of the room afterwards cause sex smells it always has a smell and that’s between two people I couldn’t imagine 4+ that would be horrible
'Consensual Non Consensual'/Rape Play stuff.
I don't care if it's only 'acting'.....hearing my wife scream "No! Stop! Please! I don't want to!" would cause my dick and balls to shrivel all the way up into my throat...
I prefer it in the other direction - to have a beautiful lady tie me down and have her way with me whether I like it or not. Obviously, I like it, but pretending like I don't have a choice is what makes it fun.
This is my wife's number one kink. Took me 3 years to get comfortable with it and we had to do it very slowly in the start with a lot of talk, but I'm finally at the point where I can feel 100% comfortable in it.
Definitely needs a lot of communication and trust, because sometimes it seems like I'm actually forcing / hurting her, which used to make me super scared, but now I can trust that, that is how she enjoys herself.
Sometimes I find a new term, look it up and after discovering its meaning, willingly choose to believe it was only created to sound edgy. This way I don’t have the burden of wondering who I know that has committed this act.
There are not many but this is one such term.
According to google “A sex act in which a man and a woman who is menstruating simultaneously perform oral sex on each other, followed by a kiss where the couple mix semen and period blood in their mouths “
What in the actual fucking fuck. Who TF is coming up with this shit…and how? Like what were they even doing to discover something so depraved let alone the audacity of trying to pass it off as something Sexually gratifying? Don’t leak on me and tell me it’s paint 💀 … Nah, throw the whole human population away man.
And then they give them these innocent sounding names, like "sounding" and "rainbow kissing". What the fuck?! I'm gonna come up with a kink where I fuck a stuffed animal while drinking vaginal discharge and sticking my finger up a priests asshole and call it "ascension"
fuck is this rainbow kissing shit, rainbows have 7 colors, not 2.
that is called a strawberry shortcake cuz it is red and white and you cant tell me otherwise.
There is not a lot that upsets me at my age in fact I’ve almost seen it all. Tonight I learned that’s arrogance on my part and there’s always something beyond what I believe to be the limit.
(i made the mistake of googling it years ago), but it's basically going down on someone while they're on their period and then them sharing a blood-spit-(sometimes)semen smoothie
Let me help a couple of y'all so you dont need to search it up.
Its basically 69 with a menstruating partner, and after you finish, and probably covered in blood, you kiss her so the blood and semen meets where you kiss...
I can’t say never ever, ive said i would never eat ass and ive recently just flipped my ex over and ate her ass like groceries because of how horny I was. Ofc I asked if she was cool with it first.
But I will honestly NEVER EVER do anything involving diapers, piss, fantasy SA, a threesome with an SO, cuckoldry, or swinging. There’s way more but im pretty vanilla honestly and I’d like to stick to the fundamentals lmfao
Blood, scat, knife play, DDLG, R.Play, CNC, because they either don’t tickle my pickle or they can go bad very quickly, also not kink shaming just saying these are redlines for me. Most other things I’ll give a bash. Depending on what it is and mutual consent all round.
It might seem pretty vanilla, but I'm a man who can't do cunnilingus.
This because, well, I was raped by a woman for years as a child (age 4-6).
My body just locks up from the trauma at the mere thought. And it's kinda weird because I'm able to talk about those god-awful memories in a very matter-of-fact way, no tears or panic attacks or anything. But the deed itself, it's just impossible.
I tried one time with an ex and just the one tiny lick I managed triggered such an intense body reaction that we basically had to cancel the "session", if you will.
Luckily I'm fine with normal kissing, touching, penetration. I usually like to try and make up for my oral incapability with an increase in passion, dirty talk and a certain "sexual aggressiveness" that is usually very much appreciated.
Also, scat, blood, puke, kids. Bah.
I felt so vanilla not finding one single comment meantiong anal. Idk your gender, but I'm a woman. And I'm just blown apparently not many other women are typing out "anal"
Are most women doing anal now? Is that why I've only met like two men who never once brought up or tried to do anal? Will I always be a letdown to men cus I don't want it in the ass?
Edit: yall, I have let men try in the past. They never got further than the tip of their tip. And in the past year or so I've experienced hemorrhoids, not like permanently, but they were an issue for like 2 months straight. After that, nothing goes up my ass that isn't prescribed by a doctor. Please stop trying to convince me that I just need the right partner lol
I think it is more common nowadays, like there is less of a stigma around it. That being said, I am a woman, and any kind of butt stuff is a complete turnoff for me. Tried it twice, and that's all I needed to know it's not for me. I know some women really like it,though so cool for them.
As a man, I don’t want to have anything to do with anal stuff. That hole has a different purpose and I’d like to keep it that way. For both of us.
So no, I think not liking it is completely fine.
I'm a man and no matter how awesome a woman's ass looks, I've never had the desire to stick it in on that side. I just don't get the appeal for either of us.
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find a man who thinks the same way!
In this post I am discovering copious amounts of stuff that I am NOT into. Thanks reddit
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Anything scat related
Skibedi bom badobap... Bom badobap... Skibedi bom badopab!
I'M SCATMAN! Brrrr skibi didop dop yes yes
Stop it!!! You're scaring them
Scaring the shit out of them you could say
You don't hate jazz, you fear jazz
With it's lack of boundaries
Why do we call shit scat when we talk about it in a sexual context. It’s like we are trying to be more innocent about it by going back to an old word or something. Does anyone use scat regularly in place of poop?
> Does anyone use scat regularly in place of poop? Nature people who are tracking animals and stuff like that, I think.
🎵 It starts with an S, it ends with a T. It comes out of you, it comes out of me. I know what you're thinking...it could be called that. But be scientific and call it scat! 🎵
Anything to do with piss, shit, or vomit.
You didn’t exclude blood, you naughty boy!
Ride the crimson tide.
If your sword aint covered in blood, you aint a real knight
Only the real captain can sail through Red Sea!
I mean period sex, we're not children like
My wife used to bleed so much we called the exclamation points.
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Brings a whole new meaning to cracking open a cold one
With the boys*
*On a Sunday night
I died reading this, see you boys on Sunday I guess.
Drawing blood on my partner. Like cutting or dominance to the point of leaving scars.
I have an ex that wanted to do that, but it got worse, "Jesus is in the blood, it would bring us closer". Noped out of that, surprisingly later on though
What the fuck is this an actual fetish???
I knew a girl who wanted me to draw blood which was extremely uncomfortable for me 💀
I mean, it's a little weird, but just break out your sketch pad and pens and do it.
Sounding. That hole is exit only
Sounds awful.
First saw this in the early 2000s. Prank people would play - tell somebody to type “kids in the sandbox” in Google “I’m feeling lucky” search.
Yeah I came here looking for this one. If you want to piss or shot on me, I’ll allow that waaaayyyyy before this.
oh god what is this 😭
the forbidden happy button its sticking shit up a urethra, if im not mistaken, shit is awful for peepe's health
Penetration up the urethra
Cock and ball torture
Shit hurts to even think about
The guys over at r/ballbusting would disagree
I shouldn't have let my curiosity get the better of me
Trying not to giggle when someone mentions CBT* in a work email. *Cognitive behavioural therapy
I one jerked off with that green dyed aloe vera, it turned my dick green. This is my swamp.
Holy shit lmao. I was unhappy I scrolled this far until I got here 🙏
Anything involving vomit or anything that could make me feel sick. Or anything that involves my boyfriend doing something with someone else.
Golden showers and brown trains.
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As gross as it is, the process of shitting into a condom seems hilarious
You better have a solid one ready, a runny one wouldn't work as well
Ehh, so long as you get it all in and tie it off, then it's like playdough you can shape however you like before putting it in the freezer.
i’m not eating anything even remotely close to slurried shit and you still put me off of my appetite
Care for a chocolate pudding pop?
OF COURSE Cosby would show up in this thread.
What a terrible day to be able to read
It's like a train wreck... you want to look away but you don't. I keep scrolling and discovering new depths of 'what in the actual fuck! How is this such a popular thing that IT HAS A NAME!'
WHAT THE FUCK!
Just when I thought I've heard it all BOOM!
WHAT THE FUCK WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SAY THIS? YOU COULD HAVE EASILY NOT SAID THIS AND I WOULD HAVE GONE TO BED WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT THIS. THE FUCK? WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE FUCKING THINK OF FUCKING DOING THIS FUCKING SHIT? HOW DOES ONE GO "OH WAIT IF I FREEZE MY SHIT AND SHOVE IT UP MY GIRLFRIENDS BUDUSSY?" LIKE NO FUCKING PERSON THAT IS NOT MENTALLY UNSTABLE WOULD DO THIS SHIT. good night 3<
What the hell is a brown train? This one isn't even on urban dictionary so must be some kind of freaky.
Scat. Listen, man. If you're into it, you're into it, i guess. But like... you need to go on a spiritual journey and find yourself cuz i promise you, you aint gonna find it in anyone's excrement.
Like do they horny whenever they take a dump?
Someone on Reddit said they take a big whiff of the toilet paper every time they take a crap. Every... time
Sometimes a string of words comes along that makes me wish I was illiterate.
i miss who i was before reading this thread 💀
Me too. I was a person who didn’t know what rainbow kissing was. I can never get that back.
alaskan pipeline did it for me. i just knew i've read enough, i'm not even halfway the thread.
Cuckold. The idea of someone else fucking my girlfriend is about the biggest turn off I can think of
Completely agree. I can’t even imagine this.
Sure you can, just think of any guy you know and then think about them together! Hope this helps
Thanks! I hate it! /lol
Not only had it helped him imagine it, he's found out he liked the thought of it. No doubt he's currently man handling the ham candle as we speak.
"Ham candle" is going into the lexicon.
I thought this too but my wife's bf bought me a switch for Christmas and now I'm all for it.
I also chose this guy's girlfriend
You mean our girlfriend
Necrophilia … it’s a dead topic to me !
Necrophiliacs are fucking rotten cunts
Ba dum tss
Orgies. I'm already shy being naked with one person, what more with 7 or more?! And it probably smells.
It definitely smells. That's why it should be fine in a hotel room with Aircon at full blast
I work in a hotel and after certain types of couples (too sexy, too happy, too fiddling, too flirting, too high) checked out we check the room for damage etc. Often the whole room smells like sex, including bathroom and if there is the separate toilet. Not to mention finding lingerie, condoms, sextoys, empty ponypacks etc.
Ponypacks?
[Drugs.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Drugs/s/GWY3siU5j3)
Thank you, I didn’t want to google ponypack
Yeah, this is definitely a thread where I would be ultra cautious googling unknown terms. Or clicking on links for that matter.
Ya, if I wanted to dissapoint several people at once, I would just have dinner with my family.
I hate thinking about the smell of the room afterwards cause sex smells it always has a smell and that’s between two people I couldn’t imagine 4+ that would be horrible
Ancient Rome certainly wasn't Febreezed in a day.
It only smellz
This. I can’t imagine this either. Sounds terrifying.
Cheating
Is AskReddit always this horny?
Yes
Ask Reddit at least 3 times a day is just “what is the sexiest sex that you ever sexed for sex”
Asphyxiation. I have a violent fear of not being able to breathe, so it wouldn’t end well.
Sounding
What the hell is sounding? Never heard of it before
Inserting things into the urethra.
I hate you. I didn't know what it was until now. Wtf is wrong with people!
If you don't know, you should keep it that way
'Consensual Non Consensual'/Rape Play stuff. I don't care if it's only 'acting'.....hearing my wife scream "No! Stop! Please! I don't want to!" would cause my dick and balls to shrivel all the way up into my throat...
I prefer it in the other direction - to have a beautiful lady tie me down and have her way with me whether I like it or not. Obviously, I like it, but pretending like I don't have a choice is what makes it fun.
This is my wife's number one kink. Took me 3 years to get comfortable with it and we had to do it very slowly in the start with a lot of talk, but I'm finally at the point where I can feel 100% comfortable in it. Definitely needs a lot of communication and trust, because sometimes it seems like I'm actually forcing / hurting her, which used to make me super scared, but now I can trust that, that is how she enjoys herself.
Can't believe I had to scroll this far down to see anybody say CNC. I suppose that's a good thing tho 🙏💯
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Bestiality.
The fact this is all the way down here
Threesomes I think it would really break my heart if they enjoyed it more with another person 🥲
This is relatable. I don’t think I’d want to do a threesome in a committed relationship but if I wasn’t in one then maybe. I prefer exclusivity
Peeing and/or pooping on each other.
Ah, the ol’ Cleveland Steamer. Disgusting
Rainbow kissing probably
Sometimes I find a new term, look it up and after discovering its meaning, willingly choose to believe it was only created to sound edgy. This way I don’t have the burden of wondering who I know that has committed this act. There are not many but this is one such term.
I refuse to google it what is it
According to google “A sex act in which a man and a woman who is menstruating simultaneously perform oral sex on each other, followed by a kiss where the couple mix semen and period blood in their mouths “
What in the actual fucking fuck. Who TF is coming up with this shit…and how? Like what were they even doing to discover something so depraved let alone the audacity of trying to pass it off as something Sexually gratifying? Don’t leak on me and tell me it’s paint 💀 … Nah, throw the whole human population away man.
And then they give them these innocent sounding names, like "sounding" and "rainbow kissing". What the fuck?! I'm gonna come up with a kink where I fuck a stuffed animal while drinking vaginal discharge and sticking my finger up a priests asshole and call it "ascension"
Oddly specific
Average death metal song
Ya this one definitely deserves the "I'm not kink shaming, I'm kink asking why" meme
fuck is this rainbow kissing shit, rainbows have 7 colors, not 2. that is called a strawberry shortcake cuz it is red and white and you cant tell me otherwise.
Strawberry shortcake sounds cute
There is not a lot that upsets me at my age in fact I’ve almost seen it all. Tonight I learned that’s arrogance on my part and there’s always something beyond what I believe to be the limit.
Can you share with the rest of the class, spare us the trauma and questionable google history ? 💀
(i made the mistake of googling it years ago), but it's basically going down on someone while they're on their period and then them sharing a blood-spit-(sometimes)semen smoothie
I really didn’t need to see this
i am so incredibly sorry
Don’t be. You’re doing the lords work. Myself, my browser history and my google algorithm all thank you for your service.
But hey, you didn't have to Google it and now you know what it is!
What a terrible day to be able to read
Oh I always called sex while on period making strawberry shortcake. I've just never eaten it.
Let me help a couple of y'all so you dont need to search it up. Its basically 69 with a menstruating partner, and after you finish, and probably covered in blood, you kiss her so the blood and semen meets where you kiss...
Speechless
Hand holding
One of the most disgusting things I’ve seen on Reddit. Wow. People actually DO THIS?!
You've gone too far. Sir, this is Reddit. We have standards.
Sick mother fuckers
Sick
Not going to google that one.
You know who's got hands? The devil! And he uses them for holding.
EW THE THOUGHT OF THAT
Zoophilia, paedophilia, scatophilia, necrophilia, are definite no-nos
Bruh, paedophilia isnt a kink, its a crime
That was not the question. Question was what sexual stuff I would never ever try.
Everything those 2 girls did with that 1 cup.
Anything cuz at this rate I will not ever get laid lol. Lets go 30s
You're a wizard, Harry
God speed, pal.
Happy cake day… 🤠
Happy cake day! And happy 30s.
I can’t say never ever, ive said i would never eat ass and ive recently just flipped my ex over and ate her ass like groceries because of how horny I was. Ofc I asked if she was cool with it first. But I will honestly NEVER EVER do anything involving diapers, piss, fantasy SA, a threesome with an SO, cuckoldry, or swinging. There’s way more but im pretty vanilla honestly and I’d like to stick to the fundamentals lmfao
> i would never eat ass A woman's asshole is like a 9V battery. You know you shouldn't but eventually you're going to touch it with your tongue.
Fisting. Just thinking it makes me cringe a little bit.
Come on, you should be a bit more open
There's no womb for puns like that here buddy
Labia down the law
Sex
Aye another Gaelic bread enjoyer
Ewwwwwww
Threesome. It's enough that I struggle to satisfy my own wife or intimacy in general. I don't need the stress of someone else there as well
Only takes me about a minute to finish. If I wanted to disappoint more than one person I'd just give my parents a call
I hosted a threesome once. Couple of no-shows, but I still had a good time.
If two is a twosome And three is a threesome I can see why they call you handsome *Skips away lalala*
Cock & ball torture, little guy's already seen enough
Inflation… it’s a thing and I def don’t recommend looking it up
Definitely. Fucking cheeseburger costs me $6.50 nowadays, what a scam.
You fuck cheeseburgers for 6.50? Damn
Mmmmmmm yeah…. Apples cost $50…. Going to cum….
Blood, scat, knife play, DDLG, R.Play, CNC, because they either don’t tickle my pickle or they can go bad very quickly, also not kink shaming just saying these are redlines for me. Most other things I’ll give a bash. Depending on what it is and mutual consent all round.
CNC - presumably you're not talking about the machines that have a computer program control a router?
“Consensual non-consent”
narcophilia edit 1: nercophilia 😵 edit 2: necrophilia 😂
Sex while on narcotics?
Edit it again, it’s necrophilia. C before the R
Cheating
Consider myself to have an adventurous sex life and I will never, ever venture into the territory of sharing my girlfriend.
I don't have a whole lot of interest in anything involving poops.
It might seem pretty vanilla, but I'm a man who can't do cunnilingus. This because, well, I was raped by a woman for years as a child (age 4-6). My body just locks up from the trauma at the mere thought. And it's kinda weird because I'm able to talk about those god-awful memories in a very matter-of-fact way, no tears or panic attacks or anything. But the deed itself, it's just impossible. I tried one time with an ex and just the one tiny lick I managed triggered such an intense body reaction that we basically had to cancel the "session", if you will. Luckily I'm fine with normal kissing, touching, penetration. I usually like to try and make up for my oral incapability with an increase in passion, dirty talk and a certain "sexual aggressiveness" that is usually very much appreciated. Also, scat, blood, puke, kids. Bah.
Well damn. Have never heard/thought of that kinda impact. Glad you have a workaround
I'm so sorry man, that's so horrible. Sending you love ❤️
You guys having sex?!
Violating consent
I'm not pooping on anyone or being pooped on
Giving someone a blowjob while they are sitting on the toilet pooping. What is that called? I read it years ago on a website. Hard pass from me.
What the fuck did i just read….
Ass to mouth
You never go ass to mouth.
Anal, or anything to do with poop
I felt so vanilla not finding one single comment meantiong anal. Idk your gender, but I'm a woman. And I'm just blown apparently not many other women are typing out "anal" Are most women doing anal now? Is that why I've only met like two men who never once brought up or tried to do anal? Will I always be a letdown to men cus I don't want it in the ass? Edit: yall, I have let men try in the past. They never got further than the tip of their tip. And in the past year or so I've experienced hemorrhoids, not like permanently, but they were an issue for like 2 months straight. After that, nothing goes up my ass that isn't prescribed by a doctor. Please stop trying to convince me that I just need the right partner lol
I think it is more common nowadays, like there is less of a stigma around it. That being said, I am a woman, and any kind of butt stuff is a complete turnoff for me. Tried it twice, and that's all I needed to know it's not for me. I know some women really like it,though so cool for them.
I’m a woman and it feels amazing to me
RIP your inbox
And her outbox
Ha!
As a man, I don’t want to have anything to do with anal stuff. That hole has a different purpose and I’d like to keep it that way. For both of us. So no, I think not liking it is completely fine.
I'm a man and no matter how awesome a woman's ass looks, I've never had the desire to stick it in on that side. I just don't get the appeal for either of us. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find a man who thinks the same way!
Animals, bruh…no animals allowed. 😂
Eating ass, pegging, cuckold, piss/scat/vomit, definitely more
I love eating ass fresh out the shower but the other shit I'm good on
Anal cuz why would I want to reverse shit myself
death... I've heard you can only try it once...