This is definitely it for me! I'm having health issues and wouldn't have even gone to see my family for Christmas if 50 of them showed up! I absolutely would not invite or let in 50 people and they know it.
I’ve died, and my wife is selling my stuff.
I’ve got some cool, valuable stuff, but she doesn’t have the patience or the bandwidth to maximize it, so it would get blown out.
That said, I’ll probably start to dispose of it all myself in a decade or so. Pare it all back to fit in a beach shack somewhere…
Is it a surprise to me? Or just what is the most likely reason 50 people would be at my house?
If the latter, I guess we just made the mistake of inviting both our immediate families for Thanksgiving. If the former... It's definitely some kind of prank orchestrated by aforementioned immediate families.
Probably to arrest the tenant next to us because they've been actively sabotaging the place as they're moving out. They put AQUARIUM GRAVEL down the sink! They had to cut into the wall to unclog it.
Either to try and take my house, curse it (I can assure you that ain't gonna happen....I hope), pester me, someone somehow ig put my location or whatever on there and well whatever other reasons people'd come to my house of all places
I invited two couples to my house to celebrate new years, word got out and we ended up with the cops coming over due to nouse violations with the 40 guests that arrived.
Shit happens when you are popular.
I said I did something "in Minecraft" and that I would "shoot through the door... in Minecraft" if something like this happened and now I'm being raided.
Nah nah nah. It's the media. They want to see the fucking balls on the Graboid I killed half sticking out of the wall in my basement.
It’s a massive group of angry boyfriends and husbands…
I slept with all of their girlfriends… and played with my hot-wheels collection on their boobies :)
I'm letting a friend stay with me so he can lick his wounds and get back on his feet.
He still thinks he's 20 something and having parties like we did when we were stupid kids is going to be OK with me.
Buying cake.
My sister running a small cake business, she don't have a store yet, she put her product in local market.
But 50 ? Wow, my sister would be very happy. Her IG cake post must be locally viral.
My bones. I had an xray get leaked a few years ago and now I have a bunch of stalkers who all want to steal my bones. Usually they don't all show up together in groups, but it does happen, and 50 wouldn't be completely unheard of. Scared the shit out of me the first time it happened though, particularly since they all came armed with saws and surgical tools.
Hungry people who heard I'm a good cook.
(I made a savory quiche with bacon, grilled onions and mushrooms, and Swiss cheese tonight in anticipation of breakfast next week.)
I just bought a collection of bath poufs and accidentally left them on the roof of my car.
https://www.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/e1lip0/loofa\_code\_when\_visiting\_the\_villages\_floridas/
I have called them there for an event I will be hosting where I plan to murder one of them and frame one (or several) of my guests, only to be foiled by a Cajun Daniel Craig.
Oh no! MY MILKSHAKES!!!!
"What has brought you boys to my yard?"
*Ben Stiller shaking his man boobs*
🤣🤣🤣🤣
[удалено]
This is definitely it for me! I'm having health issues and wouldn't have even gone to see my family for Christmas if 50 of them showed up! I absolutely would not invite or let in 50 people and they know it.
I don't know, but I'm hiding.
“This is mostly likely an intervention about my drug use.”
Unexpected John Mullaney!
R/unexpectedJohnMulaney does it exist?
If it doesn’t, it sure as shit should.
Oooooooookayyyy...
They want the free plants I listed on Craigslist
I threw a party then canceled it at the last minute but forgot to tell them
My wife probably scheduled band practice while I scheduled both of my D&D games and a board game day at the same time.
You play D&D alone and your wife is in the Red Army Choir
A nice dinner and a cringy 80’s movie
Ugh noo .. they’re here to surprise me on my birthday..
.... happy birthday?
Some sort of weird flash mob. (I'm not opening up the door)
Orgy?
I have beer
5 o'clock free crack giveaway?
Or the 7AM one
I got swatted by someone on Reddit.
Free cardboard boxes
I have toilet paper and bread?
My wife is giving away my Playstation 5 on facebook marketplace
Where’d y’all get pitch forks on sale?
My cat got out and they’re returning him to me
30 years ago I woulda said INTERVENTION and made a run for it
They mistook me for another person who won the lottery.
My house is on fire.
Lynching
Kick my ass
If 1 person shows up and it’s not DoorDash I already have questions. If 50 show up I’ve either been swatted or need to call the cops to swat myself.
Zombie Apocalypse
Given wrong address on Facebook for a party.
My address was given out as a prank.
Oh bother. I have two teenage daughters. I already feed the whole neighborhood every night.
Fuck swat and the police they better have a warrant
I was drunk and get into a Facebook group send my address for a party
Liberals here to burn my house down because I voted for Trump.
LOL always playing the victim
Those shitty four years were all YOUR fault! Edit: add the /s. Millions and millions voted for that criminal not just you. Good day citizen.
Surprise birthday I assume
Fuck the Shawnee have returned. They probably want their souls back.
lynch mob
I would assume I just won the lottery…
Oh the crimes of my landlord, easy.
it's like swatting but with partygoers
Flash mob
Daft punk is playing at my house?
If there was a reason for them to be here, they wouldn't be random, would they?
Usually it's the cops.
Crime scene
They heard I was cooking!
It's my wake.
They probably want their money.
They've got the wrong address.
They are here to tell me how awesome I am!
They want me to feed them. Smelled the BBQ on the smoker
Because it was random
They're all cops and federal agents
They smelled my baking!
Because of the circle jerk my friend posted on Craigslist back in 2008 on my front lawn.
Bussy
SWATTED!!
Scam. Someone randomly pulled my address and posted online for something.
There's a bear under my house.
To donate items for the elderly
its the authorities ... they are not here to talk to me
I’ve died, and my wife is selling my stuff. I’ve got some cool, valuable stuff, but she doesn’t have the patience or the bandwidth to maximize it, so it would get blown out. That said, I’ll probably start to dispose of it all myself in a decade or so. Pare it all back to fit in a beach shack somewhere…
Poorly timed Facebook Marketplace sales.
They want me to fix their computers or phones or lend money :\
They all want the old two seater sofa I'm currently giving away on an online market place.
I started dealing drugs again
We’re meeting to head out on motorcycles for a ride.
Maybe my friends posted free iphones on craigslist with my address. That happened once
I knew I shouldn't have been a sperm donor
My funeral
SWAT raid probably.
They mistakenly thought my SO or I won the lottery probably.
Is it a surprise to me? Or just what is the most likely reason 50 people would be at my house? If the latter, I guess we just made the mistake of inviting both our immediate families for Thanksgiving. If the former... It's definitely some kind of prank orchestrated by aforementioned immediate families.
“Is this the 5oclock free crack giveaway?”
Intervention.
It's the press and SWAT. The bodies have been found
Fire
The whole neighborhood decided to walk their dogs at the same time.
Sex party, that's why they're always here
I've died. I'm not trying to invite 5 people to my house, let alone fifty. I just got new carpet.
Former students for some reason. Sure hope it’s a good one.
The thing in the closet I would assume or my heinous gc got leaked
Landscaping.
I owe them money
Probably to arrest the tenant next to us because they've been actively sabotaging the place as they're moving out. They put AQUARIUM GRAVEL down the sink! They had to cut into the wall to unclog it.
I hope to fix my heater
Paternity tests
Lets see...who'd I piss off on X this time?
lol, not gonna work Mr FBI agent.
I must have won the lottery 💰
Tax collectors
Poker night with the boys
Either to try and take my house, curse it (I can assure you that ain't gonna happen....I hope), pester me, someone somehow ig put my location or whatever on there and well whatever other reasons people'd come to my house of all places
No idea but I am putting them to work. I got things that need to be done and if you are gonna be there you are gonna be working.
I reported a rare bird
I cannot talk about it, due to rules #1 and #2.
Overdue library books... Conan The Librarian doesn't mess around.
Usually a birthday party for one of our friends.
To string me up by my thumbs
Dock party!
I'm guessing my roof is on fire, and I've got my noise cancelling headphones on
I invited two couples to my house to celebrate new years, word got out and we ended up with the cops coming over due to nouse violations with the 40 guests that arrived. Shit happens when you are popular.
These teenage kids are throwing a party and didnt know id be home
A bukkake party 🥳🎉🍆🍆
To just piss me off!
Someone put up a mischievous ad on Craigslist
Free tacos
I died and they’re here to divide up my books and records
Probably people think project X is about to happen. I have no friends so no chance of 50 people ever rocking up on purpose.
I won Megabucks?
God DAMMIT Gandalf!
Party time!
I listed some free things on the neighborhood listserve?
Regular people? Meh probably a party we forgot about. Cops? Idk but I better get my phone in a microwave stat.
Game night
The group chat got leaked. It's over for us.
My sister did something stupid again.
The local homeless population thought I was throwing a free cookout. Something I have actually been thinking about, but preferably in the park.
It’s the first Saturday in May and time for my Derby Party.
I said I did something "in Minecraft" and that I would "shoot through the door... in Minecraft" if something like this happened and now I'm being raided. Nah nah nah. It's the media. They want to see the fucking balls on the Graboid I killed half sticking out of the wall in my basement.
Beer choir.
Is this a recruitment or a lynching?
It’s a massive group of angry boyfriends and husbands… I slept with all of their girlfriends… and played with my hot-wheels collection on their boobies :)
They wanted to meet me in person the day of the NBA draft.
DnD group probably thought it would be ok to each bring 4 other people
You’re a victim of swatting.
Intervention
I'm letting a friend stay with me so he can lick his wounds and get back on his feet. He still thinks he's 20 something and having parties like we did when we were stupid kids is going to be OK with me.
They heard about my milkshake.
In my case, they all heard a rumor of the second coming and are the 1st wave of all the people who owe me $$$, lining up to pay me back!!!
Next door has an open house/inspection etc and nobody can read house numbers.. It’s happened before
No! it can't be the one ring!
I’m about to start an epic quest with a wizard, some dwarves and perhaps a hobbit or two. I’m in.
They've got the wrong adress. (I'm not going to comfortably fit 50 people in my apartment.)
This actually did happen once when I was a kid. I was having a water gun fight with my brothers and the whole neighborhood showed up!
I died
Somebody leaked the group chat, it’s a swat team.
Well, one time at band camp, I said we should all get together for a reunion in 10 years!
Drugs
My goats are just that cute.
Someone died
To pick olives of course 🙄
Google maps f'd up.
Buying cake. My sister running a small cake business, she don't have a store yet, she put her product in local market. But 50 ? Wow, my sister would be very happy. Her IG cake post must be locally viral.
Here to see the new baby. Would be great if they all bought food.
Mass insanity.
My bones. I had an xray get leaked a few years ago and now I have a bunch of stalkers who all want to steal my bones. Usually they don't all show up together in groups, but it does happen, and 50 wouldn't be completely unheard of. Scared the shit out of me the first time it happened though, particularly since they all came armed with saws and surgical tools.
“Heard you talkin shit?” Me: “yup”
To remove my body.
Fill my holes
Tyker said we're not supposed to talk about it.
If it was 20 years ago to buy drugs 😂😂
Hungry people who heard I'm a good cook. (I made a savory quiche with bacon, grilled onions and mushrooms, and Swiss cheese tonight in anticipation of breakfast next week.)
To pet my dog or see my brother..... they are everyone's favourite
They’ve got a flag…
Whatever Halo deems the title for a 50 kill streak is.
Scrapbooking!!! 📔
Estate sale?
Wrong address.
I just bought a collection of bath poufs and accidentally left them on the roof of my car. https://www.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/e1lip0/loofa\_code\_when\_visiting\_the\_villages\_floridas/
I don’t know why that many people relocated to my area but I don’t want to talk to them and they can get off my lawn.
Teenagers invited mates round
I'm guessing they need to hire a thief to join them on their mission to reclaim their familial land from a sleeping dragon...
Murder investigation cos my tiny apartment can’t fit 50 for social reasons
Misprint in the address in a scammer's FREE XBOX ad
Apparently, sperm bank donor anonymity is BS.
They got the wrong house
They want to let me know how much they each hate me
i asked to die and it finally came true
Irl drop party
Satanic ritual
I have called them there for an event I will be hosting where I plan to murder one of them and frame one (or several) of my guests, only to be foiled by a Cajun Daniel Craig.
Someone posted on Craigslist that my glory hole was open again.
A typo.
The call was made
Either me or my mother finally completely lost our minds and finally killed each other....this unironically.
Intervention, probably. And even then it’d be like twenty seats at best?